MSTing of "After the Rain", a Dirty Pair Lemonfic by Musicdied MSTed by Kage no Ryuu -=TURN OFF YOUR LIGHTS=- (after all, electricity is expensive) (The future is now...) MSTed From the Files of Kage no Ryuu, Dragon's Shadow. A Mystery CrossRealms Theatre 3000 Riffer-fic... VOLUME TWO : "After The Rain" (A Dirty Pair Lemonfic MSTing) This is a MSTing of a work of fiction created by another author. Use of copyrighted and trademarked material is for entertainment purposes only; no infringement on the original copyrights or trademarks held by Best Brains, Inc. is intended or should be inferred. Any random mention of certain anime characters, song titles, etc. are the property of their respected creators/distributors/etc. Just covering my own tracks here folks.... "Dirty Pair" is the property of their respective copyright holders, and all the licensers and distributors of their work. The characters in this MSTing (and all other MSTings I write), notably, Riffer, Jaye Kuroneko, SilverNight, J-Chan/J-Kun Yamazaki, and Sir Magus Darkcloak, are copyrighted to me, Kage no Ryuu, Dragon's Shadow. (OtakuMan64@cs.com) Any outside use of them, unless I grant permission, is by no means allowed. "After the Rain" is the property of Musicdied, and they're welcome to it. I do not intend to offend them for making fun of their work like this but I figure it's only a matter of time before someone does. Think of this as another form of C&C. ;) Warning: This fic contains mature content. If you are offended by such material, simply delete it and it's gone. If not, enjoy! In the not-too-distant future, (But I'm not sure when, you see...) There was a young-but-evil Riffer Who in Mad Science, got a "D" He looked just like Professor Tomoe (Though as for why, I frankly do not know.) He heard of Forrester's MSTing work, So he stole the plan, (the jerk), Just to save social face !!!! Riffer: (THIS MUST WORK!!!) (Riffer stands beside a techno-babbly-looking machine) I'll use a portal machine Of my own design (lalala) I'll steal four folks from different Realms And now their doing time! (Shot of the four captors giving rude gestures to a portrait of Riffer) These four folks cannot control When the fanfics begin or end (lalala) Because Riffer's got the tapes online So they've got to suffer 'till the end! CROSSREALMS ROLL CALL: Magus: "Dark Shadows!" Jaye: "Niyao!!" SilverNight: "Impossible!!" J-CHAAAAN!! "I'm queen of hentai!" If your wondering how they eat and breathe And other science facts (lalala) Then repeat to yourself "It's just a M-S-T" You should really just relax for MYSTERY CROSSREALMS THEATER 3000!!!! THE HOUSE OF RIFFER 1220 HOURS 1120 HOURS IN MINNESOTA AND ON THE WEST COAST IS -YET ANOTHER- ANIME CONVENTION... SCENE: {Outside the Sim Room, are Jaye, Magus, and SilverNight, J-chan being presumably behind the large balsawood-styled door, leading inside the Sim Room itself.} Jaye: Nyowr... How long is she going to be in there? Magus: She's been in there for two hours, at least. I've tried paging her, to coax her out, but so far, nothing. Silv: What simulation is she using, praytell? And why for so long? Magus: Hmm... looks like it's something based on Urotsuki Doji. Silv: Uro-what? Magus: Let's just say it's got plenty of naughty tentacles, and leave it at that, shall we? Jaye: How are we gonna get her out? Riffer-san's going to be calling soon. Magus: I have one last idea... a desparation move, but necessary. Even _I_ dislike the idea... Jaye: Mrr... what is it? Magus: A variant of a virus I came across a while back... It's called, simply, "Oscar". Silv: As in...? Magus: Bingo... if finding her Doji-mon scene is turned into an Oscarfic, with her as a feline, won't break her out, nothing will. Jaye: Niyao... this, despite my hatred of Oscar, is too good to miss... {The external speakers kick in, and they can now hear what J-chan does while inside the Sim Room} J-chan: Oh yes! More! Yes! Y-MEOW! Meow? Meow?! MROWR?! Voice: "he he he!" Magus: I think we did it... Jaye: I think we've done enough... TOM. End Sim, and Delete Virus. TOM: Yes, Miss Kuroneko. Session Ended... Virus now Deleted. {the door opens, and a pale, sweating, and Righteously-Cheesed-Off (tm) J-chan collapses into the waiting room} J-chan: Never... do that... again... or... I'll kill you... Silv: Please don't start arguing again... If Riffer sees you arguing, he may believe he has won already, seeing us quarreling. {before Magus can reply, the infamous-to-MSTings Red Lights kick on} Jaye: Speak of the devil... Looks like the egomaniac is calling. Correction, the one who's NOT already here... {the others chuckle, Magus scowling, as they enter the Theatre. The Professor Tomoe-like silhouette of Riffer shows up on the screen} Riffer: Ah, Hello there, my little labrats. I'm in a surprisingly good mood today, so I'm tempted to send you a good fanfic today. All: Really? Thanks! Riffer: Actually, no. I was lying. I'm evil, so I can do that. I'm in a BAD mood today, so I'm sending you a BAD fanfic. Another lemon, to be precise. J-chan: Another lemon?! YAY! If I could, I'd kiss you! Riffer: Don't look so happy; that ruins my evil mood. Besides, would I ever send something any of you would actually LIKE? Magus: Hmm... the madman has a point. Riffer: Hope you minions are familiar with the Dirty Pair... cause this fic doesn't give a damn! TOM! Start the tape! TOM: Yes, Sir... Tape starting... Now. {All four take their seats, as the VCR clicks on, and the screen flickers to brightness. From L-R, SilverNight, Jaye Kuroneko, Magus, and J-Chan.} Magus: Here goes nothing... >Here is a Lemon I have wrote recently. Silv: Only one sentence into it, and already, we see poor grammar... that is not a good sign... >This is my first attempt so please be >kind.... Also what would be classified as Misc. story? Magus: I wish we could Misc this story altogether. >After the Rain >By: Musicdied Silv: Music... died...? Others: Video killed the Radio Star... >This story contains explicit sexual material, In other word's, this is a >LEMON Story. Jaye: As opposed to what, a CHERRY story? J-chan: Kitten, there's never a intact cherry for long, in a lemonfic. Magus: ... >Please do not read on if you are offended by such material, Silv: We're offended... Riffer's voice: GET BACK IN THERE! I override all disclaimers! >or are too young to view such content. >( Yah right, we both know your going to >read it anyway, just don't get me in trouble. Please! ) >Anything you do >while reading this story is your own business Magus: Don't even think about it. >I do not own these >character's, ADV Films Does. >This story is purely fictional. Silv: Of course it's fictional... can you name any nonfictional anime characters? Magus: I think it's pure -something-, alright... >If you have any >comment's please send them to musicdied@hotmail.com Silv: Send all flames to the above address, please... >This "story" takes place the night Yuri gets asked out on a date by Lina, Jaye: Inverse. Silv: The last thing we need is a Dirty Pair/Slayers crossover... > a girl that Toma was interested in. I am not saying that Yuri is a lesbian J-chan: But, "yuri" means "lesbian"! Of COURSE you're saying it! >so do not flame me for this, after all she DID accept the date. Magus: But turned down the plum and raisin. >This is my very >first attempt at writing a sexual story of any kind so be sure to J-chan: ...riff the living crap out of it. >let me >know what you think at musicdied@hotmail.com Silv: To reiterate, Flames go to the above address... >Well heres the story, Enjoy! All: We won't! >---------------------------------------------------------------------- Magus: Thus, we pass beyond the Line of Good Taste... > "YOU CAN'T LEAVE US ALONE KEI!" Squealed Yuri. Magus: <"Deliverance" hick> Ah'm gonna make yew squeel like a pig! Jaye: That accent was almost TOO good... > "You bet I am," said Kei with a smirk, "tonight your special night >with Lina. I don't want to be a third wheel." J-chan: So much for threesomes... Magus: J-chan... > "GOD DAMIT I'M NOT GAY! I'm just inviting her here to let her down >easy." Jaye: How hard it it to misspell a swear word? Silv: Leaveth Me out of thine crappy fanfic... > "Right..." Said Kei sarcastically. "Well I'm gone." She walked out >of the apartment. Silv: And was hit by a passing bus. > "Wait! When's Toma going to get back." Magus: After he finds the Rainbow Shell. J-chan: You do realize how obscure that reference is, right? >Kei stuck her head in around >the corner. Jaye: "in around the corner"? So, she rammed her head through the wall? > "He's not, Toma doesn't want to see her again. You got the house to >yourself the entire night, enjoy it." She stuck out her tongue as she ran >off. Yuri was steaming, she punched the wall repeatedly. J-chan: Ow. Ouch. Owie. Ow. Silv: With the Dirty Pair's reputation for destruction, I'd have thought her to blow up the wall, not just punch it... > "What am I going to do?" Yuri thought. J-chan: It's a lemonfic, and she doesn't know what to do? What a shame... Jaye: No, J, you can't be her stunt double. J-chan: Crap. >"I don't want to be alone >with her." Just then she heard a knock at the door, Yuri's face went white. Magus: Yo! Domino's! >She walked to the door with a nervous smile Jaye: Whoa... dude... the doors are smiling... >and opened it, it was Lina. She >was wearing a cute little red dress. "Welcome." Yuri said from between her J-chan: Thighs. Others: ... >teeth. > "Oh I'm so happy to be doing this miss Yuri!" Silv: As opposed to doing some other miss Yuri? >Blurted out Lina as >she threw her arms around Yuri. > "It's.. nice to see you again." Silv: IT'S...! > "Likewise." Said Lina as she let go and looked deep into Yuri's >eyes. > "Well lets go upstairs and eat..." J-chan: ...Each other. > "Ok." Lina grabbed Yuri's arm as they made their way upstairs. They >sat down and started to eat. "So where's Toma?" Yuri looked up from her >noodles. Magus: At the Choras Village tavern. Silv: Another obscure reference... > "Oh, he's out for the night. J-chan: Chloroform is so handy... >Why do you ask?" > "Just wanted to thank him. What about Kei?" J-chan: Her? Oh, um, she... she died... Yeah, that's it. > "She's gone too." Said Yuri nervously. > "I see." Lina trailed off as she looked out the window. Magus: Wow... look at that meteor... *CRAASSH!* >Yuri looked >up from her meal and took a good look at Lina. She was very beautiful, with >her long legs and small round breasts Silv: "Small round breasts"? As opposed to what, her large cubical ones? >and her long hair. Yuri always wanted >a body like that. J-chan: You could hurt somebody, with a body like that... >Yuri stopped on that thought, Lina was now smiling at her, >as she sized Lina up. Jaye: Then Lina Dragu Slave'd her for commenting on her small chest. Magus: Wrong Lina, Jaye. >Yuri's face went red, she dropped her cup of noodles >spilling it over her blouse as she jumped up. Silv: When I say "jump", you say "how high?"! Others: Sir! Yes, Sir! > "I-I-I w-wasn't..." Stuttered Yuri. Lina started to laugh. J-chan: God, Dilbert was funny yesterday... > "It's all right miss Yuri, I don't mind." > "But... Hell never mind. I better get cleaned up." Silv: "Hell never mind"? Well, I always did think most fanfics were of demonic origin... > "It's just a bit of noodle juice, J-chan: Noodle juice? But I thought this was a girl-girl lemon... Magus: J-chan... >I'm sure it will just wipe out." >Lina reached over for the stain with a napkin. > "It's all right, I'll..." Yuri stopped midsentence as Lina started >rub the stain. Jaye: >Yuri started to turn bright red, All: Yuri, the red-faced lesbo... >the stain was a little too >close to her breast for confort. Yuri wanted to tell Lina to stop but it >felt sorta good. She started to breath harder as Lina started to rub closer >to her breast. Magus: Anime Lemon Cliche's, #2. "All women have sensitive and/or very large breasts." >Yuri took Lina's hand and made her rub right over her nipple. > "What are you doing miss Yuri!" Shouted Lina pulling her hand away. J-chan: You're the lesbian... you figure it out! >Yuri's face went white. Magus: She's turned into Micheal Jackson! > "I'm just helping you get get the stain out." Said Yuri with a nervous smile. Silv: So not just the door is smiling now, eh? >"Damn, what the hell was that?!" Thought Yuri. "I always >thought I was straight, why did that turn me on so much..." Jaye: Because you're in a bad lemonfic. > "Well it was just a little sudden, wanting to go that far on our >first date." > "I'm sorry, I would understand if you would want to leave." Said >Yuri. "Please leave, please leave, please leave!" she thought. All: Okay! Riffer's voice: SIT DOWN! Magus: Damn. > "Thats all right, I never said I wouldn't go that far." Lina >smiled at Yuri. Jaye: Yet another graduate of the Nuku Nuku School of Smiling... >Yuri went completly white Magus: She's even more pale-skinned now than _I_ am, for gods' sake! >as Lina got up and approced her. >Lina ran her fingers through Yuri's hair and then kissed her deeply. J-chan: Hey! give me back my Tic-Tac! > "SHIT!" Thought Yuri. "Oh man this is really bad. Jaye: I see she's read the fic, too... >Well maybe it's >not that bad." Lina ran her hands down to Yuri's ass and started to squeeze Magus: *bang!* Jaye: My implants! >it. "Thats nice." Yuri brought a hand up under Lina's shirt and started to >squeeze her breast. J-chan: *bang!* Magus: Haha! Revenge! >Lina ended the kiss. > "Oh Yuri, I've dreamed of being with you." Silv: To dream... the impossible dream... Magus: Hate to break it to you, but very little is impossible in a lemonfic. > "Umm, me too." J-chan: I've dreamed of being with me, too... > "Yuri could we please take a shower together?" > "Why?" Jaye: Because you stink terribly. > "Ever since I saw you that day, I've dreamed of making love to you >in the rain." Jaye: Somebody left a cake... out in the rain... J-chan: Well, just a pair of muffins, really. Jaye ... >Lina looked down "As a matter of fact I've even got off on >that thought a few times." Yuri blushed as the image of Lina masturbating >came into her head. >"In that case, I guess I'll make your dream come true." Magus: Anime Lemon Cliche's, #11. "All anime women are closet lesbians." >Lina's eyes lit up >and she grabbed Yuri's hand and dragged her off to the bathroom. Jaye: Ever seen "Psycho", Lina? Magus: > Lina started to take off her clothes quickly as soon as she entered >the bathroom. Yuri stripped to Silv: Stripped to what? >but watched Lina closely as she did. Yuri had >been to bath houses with women many times J-chan: Yet she still denies it, even with all that experience... So sad... Magus: No, J, you still can't stand in for her. J-chan: Crap. >but never felt as she did now, she >was really turned on. >Lina's young body was very well built, Jaye: Okay! Now the body's built! Time to install the plumbing! >her breasts >were a little bigger than Yuri's and very nice. She was completely smooth >too, she shaved every inch of her body. Silv: Which explains why she's bald. >Her long legs led up to her bare >pussy beautifully. Magus: "Pussy Beautifully" ... sounds like a porno magazine title... J-chan: You catch on quick, Goth-boy. Magus: Shut up. >Yuri felt a little embarrassed standing naked in front of >her, she didn't like to shave her pussy. Jaye: The cat wasn't too pleased with the idea, either. > Lina went into the shower first and Yuri followed closely behind. >The chamber was small, they were both very close after the door closed. Magus: The oxygen was quickly used up, and they both suffocated to death. Silv: Dark as usual, Magus? Magus: But of course. >Right >away Lina pressed Yuri to the wall and kissed her deeply, Yuri pulled her >close. Jaye: If they're kissing, they're pretty blasted close already... J-chan: Not yet, they're not, kitty. >Lina started to slowly move a finger in and out of Yuri's pussy, Yuri >bit her lip and moaned in pleasure. Yuri started to fondle her own breasts >as Lina sped up her speed. Yuri's body flexed in rapture as a orgasm spread >through her body, she slid down the wall to the floor. J-chan: That was an awful quick scene... is the tape on fast-forward? Silv: No. Magus: Unfortunately. > "Yuri, are you all right? Did I overdo it." Asked Lina looking down >at Yuri. Yuri looked back at her with a smile. Magus: Asking, requires a "?", not a "." ... J-chan: How'd you pronounce those? Magus: Trade secret. > "Not at all." Yuri grabbed Lina's ass and pulled her face into >Lina's pussy. Yuri started to move her tongue in and out. Lina gritted her >teeth and pushed Yuri's head further into her pussy. Jaye: The cat was not finding this as enjoyable as Lina was. >Lina groaned with >pleasure as Yuri continued to eat her out. Yuri had no idea what she was >doing but she liked it and it was apparently getting Lina off. Silv: Could we get a comma or two in that last sentence? >After several >earthshaking orgasms Jaye: Did the earth move for you too, honey? Silv: Please stop looking at me like that. >Yuri stood back up with Lina's cum still on her face. J-chan: I wanna say something about that... Magus: I won't let you. J-chan: Eep. > "You taste good." Said Yuri, Jaye: Like chicken. >putting her arms around Lina. Lina and >Yuri kissed again, they both fondled each others breasts Magus and Silv: *Bang! Bang!* Jaye and J-chan: Our implants! >and ran their >hands all over each other. They continued this passionate exchange Magus: Exchange? Okay. >until >they both fell backwards, when the door to the shower they were leaning on >gave way. They both laid on the floor laughing at the event. Jaye: <"ditzy blonde" voice> Tee hee! Pointless pratfalls during sex are FUN! > Yuri lead Lina to the front door of the apartment. Lina was dressed >now but Yuri only had a bathrobe on. > "I really liked tonight Yuri." Said Lina > "So did I." Said Yuri. Lina leaned over and gave Yuri a kiss on the >lips. J-chan: Haha! Got my Tic-Tac back again! > "Hope we can do this again." > "I do too, VERY soon." Lina smiled and pulled the belt to Yuri's >robe causing the wind to blow it open. Silv: What wind? J-chan: Phew! You had Taco Bell last night, didn't you, Yuri? >Yuri quickly pulled it shut and >looked at Lina with a amused look. Silv: I am amused. Ha. Ha. Haha. Ha. > "Just something to help me tonight in my dreams." Said Lina. Lina >smiled and waved as she ran off. Magus: Lina! Look out for that - *CRUNCH!* - bus... >Yuri sighed and waved to her too, Yuri >watched her until she was out of sight. Yuri Smiled, turned and went inside >to wash up. > She slipped out of her robe in the bathroom and admired her figure >in the mirror. She posed and modeled for the mirror Silv: Which shattered. >but the hair on her >pussy seemed to now make her feel unattractive. She had seen and touched >Lina's pussy, it seemed so smooth and beautiful. Jaye: Again, the lemonfic's obsession with bald cats... >Yuri took some of her >shaving lotion and applied it to her pussy. J-chan: Here, kitty, kitty, kitty... Jaye: You even try it, and I'll use you for a scratchingpost. >Yuri breathed a little heavier >as she massaged the swollen lips of her pussy with the lotion. She felt >like masturbating but she wanted to shave first, for Lina of course. Silv: Oh, but of course! >She >stood over the bathtub and started to shave her pussy carefully. She >managed to shave it with only a small nick over her leg. All: HI, DOCTOR NICK! > After she was done she ran a hot bath for herself, she climbed in >and started to scrub the dried cum off herself. All: >She stayed there just >soaking and gently scrubbing, but when she reached the swollen lips of her >pussy, she couldn't hold back any longer. J-chan: Thus begins "Yuri's Usual Evening"... >She started to move her fingers >in and out slowly. She loved to masturbate, she did it almost twice a day, Others: J-chan: Wow. I'm a better guesser than I thought... >but this is the first time she ever thought of a woman to get off. She bit >her lip as she thought of the great sex Lina and her had. Magus: Anime Lemon Cliche's, #19. "Orgasms never satiate the reciver's urges; instead, they become MORE horny." >She thought of >Lina's smooth round breasts and of they felt in Yuri's hands, All: Boingy boingy boingy boingy! >Yuri groaned >as she probed deeper into her pussy. She remembered the taste of Lina's cum >and licked her lips with desire. Silv: "licked her lips with desire"? Most folks use their tongue for that. >After Yuri finished her "cleaning", she >fell onto her bedroll exhausted. >As she laid there staring into the night >sky, she knew that this relationship with Lina Magus: Anime Lemon Cliche's, #24. "Sex = Love, Even if the participants didn't feel quite that way before, it'll happen." >was going to be one hell of >a ride. All: Ride into the Danger Zone... > The end? > No way! All: WHAT?!?! >---------------------------------------------------------------------- Silv: Again, the Line of Good Taste is crossed... >Well that was.... interesting, right? >I have several ideas for a sequel but still haven't started it yet. Magus: Thank heaven for small favors... >I would >like to get some response from this story so E-MAIL (musicdied@hotmail.com) >so I will know if I'm doing a good job. Jaye: Trust me, you're not... >This story is mine, do not copy or >post it without my permission. J-chan: Do MST's count as copyright infringement, or not? Magus: I don't think so, because if they did, everyone from Tim McLees to Megane 6.7 would be in deep crap. Silv: Fourth Wall, we hardly knew ye... ______________________________________________________ {The TV fades out, going to static, then a brief test-pattern, before showing the face (in silhouette, as usual) of Riffer.} Riffer: Well? Care to tell me what you thought of it? J-chan: I'll handle this one. What were you thinking, showing us that? The main sex scene lasted all of 30 seconds, and had less detail than the solo scene at the end! If this drivel is the best you can "torture" us with, then I say bring it on, fatboy. You've gotten up to a very dull start. Riffer: WHAT?! You DARE mock my implements of torture!? That's it... I had planned on going light on you at first, with a few cheesy Lemonfics, but after THAT insult... The gloves are off. No more childsplay. You want hardcore. You've GOT hardcore, on the way. I'll let you and your compadres get some time off, for now... Because, after this, I'm pulling out all the stops. Rest up, kiddies... You'll Need It. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! -=CLICK....=- <> And thus another MSTing comes to a close... (Thank Kami-sama it's over.) I know some of the stuff I do is, arguably, unique. (Using a fully originally-designed MSTing cast, for example.) No real matter, though. Any C&C is quite welcome. (After all, how else can a guy learn, if nobody tells him his faults?) Hopefully, even for a novice MSTer, I've done good enough, that I am welcomed as a member of SVAM. Send any and all C&C, praises, and flames to the address here. (OtakuMan64@cs.com) Special thanks to Joshua Nytewulf and Lara Mayfur for some of the riffs, and many special thanks to SSJ Vegeta for the revamped MST3K theme. Note: C&C will be used to further my MSTing experience, praises will be fed to my raging Ego, and flames will be beaten into worthless ashes, which will then be used to fill Jaye's litterbox. By the way, doubtless you've noticed my MSTing style takes bits and pieces from the styles of Mike Surbrook, and Megane 6.7. Well, all I can say is "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery." It was their riffings of things like "Go, AMP, Go!" (done by Surbrook), and the infamous "Artemis's Lover" (done by Megane 6.7), that inspired me to start my own MSTings, and my borrowing from their MSTing styles, is kind of my way of thanking them. Ja ne! --Kage no Ryuu, Dragon's Shadow. > "SHIT!" Thought Yuri. "Oh man this is really bad. Keep Circulating The Fics...