[SCENE: A dimly lit room. There is a large plush couch, a big screen TV and a VCR. We see Ling Ling, Marta, and Shion sitting on the couch.] MARTA: We get to see a Mai Shuranui lemon! LING LING: I'm unsure whether to laugh or slap her. SHION: Just ignore her, that's what I always do. MARTA: Mai! Mai! Mai! Mai! Mai! [SCENE: Noriko walks in, looking very depressed.] SHION: Oh, look, it's the very dead little seaweed girl. LING LING: Dead? What happened? NORIKO : Jeff... my *writer*, decided to have me killed out of the Kazei Five universe! MARTA: Whoa... you were *killed off*? Man, at least the three of us made it out alive. NORIKO: Not for lack of trying... SHION: So you got killed off, so what? You're still active in the Silent Mobius Zeta world. NORIKO: Maybe... I'm betting that one gets dropped too. LING LING: Man, Kazei Five has gotten awful nasty lately; what's the body count now? SHION: Oh... something like fifty people, including your two former bodyguards, my sister's old girlfriend, my now ex-boyfriend, Noriko, an entire shuttle full of people, an apartment building... LING LING: Thirty-odd Triad gangsters... MARTA: Boy, I hope this turns out to be a good lemon... NORIKO: Get real... if it was any good, would we get stuck with it? MARTA: Err... well Jamie sent it. MAGIC VOICE: He also sent this letter. > Dear Ladies, ALL: Hi, Jamie! > Hello! It's me, Jamie, again. This letter explains what happens > in parts 7 and 8 of American Kitsune. SHION: It sucked. Next? > Well, the only thing you really > missed of any importance was the rant on the Blue ribbon bill, on how > Zoicite tried to *make* David gay, NORIKO: Exactly how do you make someone one 'gay'? SHION: Ask Ling Ling. LING LING: Hey! Marta didn't make me gay; she seduced me. SHION: I heard the feeling was mutal myself. MARTA: All I did was allow her to recognize her sensitive inner nature. ALL: NORIKO: How do you say that with a straight face? MARTA: It's not easy... > the Sailor Scouts showing up, the > Kitsune Queen giving David another tail, and the revelation that Serena > and David are brother and sister. Also, I saw what you commented on my > earlier letter and I feel that I should carify something: David had sex > with Serena *while* he was a fox... ALL: YUCK!!! SHION: Disgusting, now I want to go take a shower or something. MARTA: Me too. LING LING: Same here. NORIKO: Keep it up and we won't have to watch a lemon, you three will be showing enough on your own. SHION : Haw, haw... > I know this will really disgust you NORIKO: Yup. > but at least you know why I quit riffing that series. SHION: Brave man. > Yours Truly, > Jamie Jeans > P.S. Hey, Marta, I hope you enjoy that Mai Shanurai lemon!!! MARTA: Oh, I know *I* will! Thanks Jamie! MAGIC VOICE: Oh, and Marta? I thought you'd appreciate this sequence from a story being reviewed in much the same manner as we do here. >Tsuneo: [Serena] Fanfic! [Normal] Sorry. >Rebecca: [Serena] Set of clothes! [Normal] Sorry. >Rick: Man, she's beginning to sound like Marta. >Dan: Don't make that sound like an insult! Marta's a damned fine person! > She's cool! >Rick: [Whispering to Rebecca] Should we tell him? >Rebecca: [Whispering to Rick] It'll just blow his brain. MARTA: YES! SHION: Hey! What about the rest of us? Why is it that my little sister has that I... uh *we* don't have? NORIKO: Easy: loose morals and no sense of decency. MARTA: You're all just jealous, that's all. SHION: Don't make me laugh. MAGIC VOICE: We have movie sign! [The TV turns on] FATAL FURY: BOY'S NIGHT MiSTed by Michael Surbrook with Noriko Kobayashi, Ling Ling Li, Marta Nys and Shion Nys > This is a Fatal Fury lemon story. It is by me, CATS. Please post it SHION: Hey... I've seen some scenes from Fatal Fury... NORIKO: And? SHION: These guys are all muscled like gods. LING LING : Oh really? > with my Thundercats fanfic and the other story I am sending you (a NORIKO: Thundercats? Magic Voice, you aren't going to send us any of *that* are you? MAGIC VOICE: No. NORIKO: Arigato. > Battle Arena Toshiden hentai story!). MARTA: Battle Arena? Ooh... Sofia! LING LING : You want to sleep on the couch again , don't you? >Fatal Fury: Boy's Night LING LING: Is that like "Fatal Attraction"? MARTA: 'Boy's Night'? >by CATS SHION: What? The play? >***This is a lemon fanfic about the characters from the Fatal Fury. I >did not create none of the characters from this story NORIKO: You obviously failed grammar class too. SHION: Nice double-negative there, he has now informed us he *did* create the following characters. > so I have no hold on them. If you are not old enough to read stories > about sexually acts NORIKO: The word is 'sexual'... unless CATS decided drop the word 'explicit' from the sentence. >between adults then read no further. I will gladly except any comments. SHION: Well, I guess we have free license then. > This story is strickly ficitional.*** LING LING: I've seen pictures of Mai... you can say that again. NORIKO: "Strickly ficitional"? SHION: CATS' ability to spell is the most "strictly fictional" thing around here. > Andy poured a glass of champagne into a two >glasses. NORIKO : Uh... er... um... what? SHION: Andy is secretly David Copperfield? MARTA: Yeah, he does this great trick with loaves and fishes. > He was happy that he decided to finally go "all the way" with >Mai. LING LING: So what did Mai decide? > He walked over to the bed where she was sitting. She was wearing >a T-shirt and a pair of jeans. Andy walked over to her in his sil robe. SHION: 'Sil'? Is that a color or a style? NORIKO: My guess is that CATS meant 'silk'. MARTA: My expectations for this lemon are rapidly diminishing. > He gave her the glass of champagne and sat down. Mai sat nervously, >knowing this was going to be her first time with Andy. LING LING: Although she'd seem to have done okay on the previous hundred or so guys she'd been with. > Andy's palms were sweating and he did not know what to say next. MARTA : Psst... Andy? Try: 'Mai? Do you mind if I ravish your hot bod from now till the sun comes up?' > Mai sipped from her glass and awaited the next move. LING LING : Checkmate in three moves, don't you see it? > Mai decided to make the move and out her hand on Andy's thigh. > He felt her hand and looked into her brown MARTA: Ahem. >eyes. MARTA: Whew... had me worried for a minute there. > He slowly leaned over to kiss her and the door knocked. NORIKO : Somebody's at the door! > Andy cursed under his breath and went to the SHION : Stupid door. >door. He opened the door and Joe was standing there with nothing but a >towel wrapped around his waist. ALL : Take it off! Take it off! >"UH sorry to bug you Andy but can I use your shower. >Mine is on the fritz again" he said. Andy was depressed Ling Ling : I want you to know I feel very depressed. >and said "Sure come on in". Joe entered the hotel room where he saw Mai >sitting on the bed. Joe looked at Andy and then Mai and got the idea. SHION : So... do, like, you two have other plans? >"OH WOW! Geez I'm sorry Andy. Isee that you are kind of busy right >now! Hey Mai be careful with him will you!" Joe said. Mai blushed and >Andy slapped his head with his hand. ALL: DOH!!! > "I'll come back at another time" LING LING: So to speak. >Joe said as he headed for the door. > "No wait!" Mai called out. She >slowly approached Joe. She kissed him passionately on the lips and MARTA: We have lemon! >Andy's jaw dropped. ALL: >"MAI!" he said in a rage. MARTA: ADRIENNE!!! SHION: STELLA!!! LING LING: TEACHER!!! NORIKO: TETSUO!!! > Joe began kissing Mai and pulling off her shirt. MARTA: Joe, obviously, is no one's fool. >Andy headed towards them to break it up. NORIKO: All right, go to a neutral corner! >"No wait Andy! If we are going to make this our first time, why not >make it between all three of us" Mai said. LING LING: Ooohhh... one girl, two guys... sounds kinky. SHION: Be there, done that. NORIKO: I... uh... really? >Andy looked at her confussed and shocked. >The idea made Joe's cock rock hard. >Mai finished pulling off her shirt ALL: SHION: Goodness, Ling Ling, she makes *you* look flat-chested! MARTA : Yeah, ain't it cool? LING LING: Uh... NORIKO: There is *no* way those are real. Japanese women do *not* look like that. SHION: Get real, this is anime, Japanese women look like what ever the artist wants. >and then began to unzip her pants. MARTA : Lemme help you with that. LING LING : Will you sit down! > Andy was still shocked and din't know whether to stop her or help her. SHION: Take my advice; help her Andy, or you're getting *nothing*. >Joe went behind Mai and unsnapped her bra. >He slowly pulled off the black laced bra and threw it to the floor. NORIKO: That's a bra? I thought it was a duplex pup-tent. MARTA: Jealous? >Joe moved in front of her and began to lick her swelling nipples. MARTA : Oh, I want in on that action! LING LING & SHION : Will you sit down! > Mai moaned as Joe helped her pull down her jeans. MARTA : Heh... never mind. >Mai slipped her legs out of them and began to kiss Joe. She stopped >kissing him and walked over to Andy. LING LING: Tease. > She slowly opened his robe and pulled >it off. Andy was wearing nothing under his robe and Mai began to feel >the length of his cock. >He was at least 10 inches long. ALL: NORIKO: I wonder if CATS knows that the male average is something like five and a half inches? SHION: Really? Guess I've been getting all the over-acheivers then. NORIKO : bitch... LING LING: Are we on a roll or what? So far CATS has hit anime lemon cliches numbers 2, 3 and 5 and it's only been two paragraphs. >Joe walked over to them and moved Mai out of the way. MARTA : She's mine! > Joe slid his hands across Andy's broad chest. MARTA: Right! Uh, wait... > He felt Andy's hardening nipples. SHION: Uh... hold on. > Joe pinched each one and moved down towards Andy's cock. NORIKO: No... he's not... > Andy didn't know what was going on but he was enjoying it. LING LING: Well... this is different! > Joe knelt down and began kissing Andy's chest. MARTA: Hey! Hey! What about Mai?!! Remember her? >Andy moaned and let Joe lick his nipples. Joe moved slowly down >to Andy's penis. LING LING: Nooo! He's not... is he? NORIKO: I think I'll pass on watching this part. MARTA: Hah, Mike won't let you. SHION: Get real, Mike's going to pass on watching this part too. >Joe, with one move took all of Andy's cock in his mouth. NORIKO: ALL OF IT? SHION: TEN INCHES? LING LING : MMmhrrrmnn, hgnnnffrrmmm! >He began licking all over the head over Andy's member. Andy >groaned as Joe lciked the shaft of his cock. Joe moved up and down on >the length of his dick. NORIKO: I for one, do not understand the attraction. SHION: Same here. You'll never catch me putting my face down there. MARTA: But, you sure didn't mind it when Robert did stuff like that to you. SHION : You're just asking for it today, aren't you? LING LING: Look, it's not that bad, you just have to try not to gag. EVERYONE : Pardon? LING LING: What? > He slowly kissed he piss slit and worked his NORIKO: I am *NOT* watching this. MARTA: You keep saying that with your eyes open. >way to Andy's balls. > Mai began pulling down her soaked panties. She >was getting wet watching the two boys in action. LING LING: Anime lemon cliche number 1... >She stepped out of them and walked to Andy. > She kissed him on the m,outh as Joe kept >sucking Andy's balls. She began kissing on Andy's neck, sucking on it. SHION: Mai's a ninja vampire? NORIKO: It's been done. > Andy moaned and his knees began to give way. All this pleasure was >making him feel so good. MARTA : "I feel good!" ALL: > Joe stood to his feet and lead both of them to >the bed. He laid Andy down and told Mai to fuck him. MARTA : "I wanna **** you like an animal... I wanna feel you from the inside!" ALL : "You bring me closer to God!" >Mai quickly jumped on the bed and moved to Andy's prick. > Joe got behind her and slipped a ginger in her wet cunt. NORIKO: Ginger? He's using a tree root? SHION: Well... based on the sizes CATS been tossing around, I'd say that sounds about right. > She moaned and stopped her movement. > She began to move up and down on Joe's finger. She grunted as he put a >second finger in her pussy. Joe began rubbing on Mai's clit, parting her > lips. MARTA: Finally! LING LING: Finally what? MARTA: Mai gets some action! > Mai moaned and sweated as she fucked Joe's fingers. Joe then >slipped his fingers out of her warm cunt. "Now fuck him!" he said in a >commanding voice. Mai got on top of Andy and placed his cockhead at the >opening to her pussy. She slowly pushed his dick in her, enjoying it >stretch the walls of her delicate pussy. LING LING: Anime lemon cliche number 4. > She moaned and so did Andy as they slwoly fucked. NORIKO: 'Slwoly'? > Andy took hold of Mai's hips and began pumping her >on his cock. > His 10 inches went as far as they could go inthe ninja girl's cunt. LING LING : I'm huge! MARTA : "My big ten inch... record!" > Mai relaxed and enjoyed feeling her boyfriend's cock run >the length of her wet pussy. Her juicies dripped from her pussy onto >his balls. Joe moved on the bed to Andy's chest. He got on top of him >and aimed his cock for Andy's mouth. Andy opened his eyes in surprise SHION : Not me! Her! >and slowly opened his mouth. Joe forced his 8 inches into Andy's mouth. MARTA: ...give or take a yard! NORIKO: Okay, now here's a question: who's doing all the measuring? > He beagn fucking Andy's mouth as Mai was doing his dick. Joe groaned >as Andy sucked and licked his cock. Soon Mai climaxed all over Andy's >dick. Andy kept up the blowjob he was giving Joe. Joe enjoyed the >tongue action Andy was giving him. "I'm GONNA cum....." Andy said as >spurts of semen went into Mai. NORIKO: LING LING: What *are* you doing? NORIKO: Just in case. I have a feeling about how this is going to go. > Joe continued fucking his cock in Andy's >mouth until they heard a knock at the door. SHION : Oh no! It's my dad! >Mai got off the bed and ran to the door. MARTA: I hope it's King, all this boy/boy stuff is getting pretty dull. >There stood Andy's brother Terry with nothing on but a >hard dick. NORIKO: Look, I'm no doctor, but how do you put a hard dick *on*? MARTA: You busy later? NORIKO: No, when you're a *guy*! MARTA: You're asking me? LING LING: Um... I'm not busy later... SHION: Just get a room. A *different* room. >He stood there with his at least 11 or 12 inch dick slapping his stomach. SHION: Oh, those boys and their penis substitutes. NORIKO: "Substitutes"? SHION: Looks like he substituted a tree trunk to me. LING LING: "Hey, guys, the pole vault's over there!" MARTA : Now batting... Terry Bogard!!! >Mai greatfully let him in, where terry saw his younger >brother giving Joe a blowjob. SHION: If I was Terry, and I found out that my brother had picked this Joe guy over Mai, I've take him to have his head examined. LING LING: Dunno, his head looks okay to me. SHION : That's *NOT* what I meant! NORIKO: I'll bet... > Joe put his head back and let out a huge roar as he came in Andy's > mouth. ALL: MARTA: Watch out for that tree! > Andy was surprised and took as much of the cum as he could. NORIKO & SHION: MARTA: Umm... tastes like chicken! LING LING: Salty chicken. > He swallowed it and Joe got off of Andy. Terry >walked over to Andy and pulled on his dick. Andy began to get hard in >his older brother's hand. ALL: AAGGGHHH!!! SHION: What the hell? First Gonterman and now CATS? NORIKO: This I do not need to see. LING LING: Hey, Marta, didn't you say that you and Shion starred in a lemon like this? NORIKO: You two did WHAT? MARTA & SHION : Uhhhhh... MARTA : That was a long time ago! SHION : And it's not part of the Kazei Five universe... and besides we both needed the money! NORIKO: Who are you trying to kid? Shion you're worth ten million dollars, easy. LING LING: And besides, that story was done only about a year ago! MARTA & SHION: SHUT UP!!! MAGIC VOICE: And I have it on good authority that stunt doubles were used. MARTA & SHION: Thank you. LING LING: Bets...? >Terry began sucking all over Andy's dick as SHION: Ewww... he didn't even wipe it off first! LING LING: Yeah, Terry, didn't you mother warn you about putting things in your mouth? MARTA: Yeah! You don't know where that's been! NORIKO : ... in mai... >Mai walked back over to the bed. She got on Andy's chest and wiggled >her ass a little bit. She placed her cunt in Andy's face and he eagerly >shot his tongue in her. She screamed as Andy licked at her clit. He >licked all over her pussy as his brother contiued sucking his dick. >Soon Mai came in Andy's mouth as Andy came in his brother's mouth. MARTA: Tastes like chicken! LING LING: Sweet and sour chicken... NORIKO & SHION: Urr... > Terry stood up and pulled Mai off of Andy. > He laid her down next to Andy on the king sized bed. Her pussy was >already wet from Andy's tonguing so he easily placed his dick in her. >She moaned in pain, not ever being fucked by such a long penis. SHION: Here we see Terry and Mai re-enact the death of Catherine the Great. >Terry slwoly went deeper in her, her pain turned into pleasure. Joe > walked NORIKO: 'Slwoly'? > over to the bed and Andy put him on the bed. >Andy began licking Joe's ass as he prepared to fuck him. SHION : AGAIN!! AGAIN WITH THE ANAL INTERCOURSE!!! What is with these people!!? MARTA: Y'know, I've seen a lot of perverted stuff, but I still don't understand that one. >Andy slowly aimed his dick for Joe's ass. LING LING : Anal-probe! MARTA : Almost there... almost there... NORIKO : The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system. SHION : And the area is ray-shielded, so you'll have to use proton torpedoes... Or in this case, protein torpedoes... > He slowly slid in him, making Joe call out for him to stop. LING LING: "And there's a time out on the field, with eight minutes left in the second half..." > Mai and Terry were humping all over the bed, with his dick fucking in >and out of her. NORIKO <50's movie announcer voice>: Industry! Helping to build a better tomorrow! MARTA: Yeah, Noriko, you're right. This *is* an industrial movie covered in fur. > The bed shook as Andy began to fuck Joe. Joe eased up >after awhile and enjoyed the sensations Andy was giving him. His own >dcik was humping the bed as Andy fucked him. Soon Mai and Terry were >calling out as they both came. NORIKO: For what? Pizza? > Not too much later was Andy cumming in >Joe and Joe cumming on the sheets. SHION: Aw, Joe! Now Gonterman won't have anything to wear to the cross-burning! MARTA: Oh, *that* was uncalled for! > They all cleaned up and slept on the bed together. LING LING: And they all lived happily ever after. The End! SHION: Thank you, CATS, for letting us laugh at ridiculous sexual acts again... NORIKO: As if you ever stopped. MARTA: Yeah, it's every Friday night, I hear... SHION: Grrr... MAGIC VOICE: Ahem... SHION: WHAT! MAGIC VOICE: It's time for your critique of the fan fiction. MARTA: It was terrible! Awful! Horrid! LING LING; Oh, your just mad because the boys got more action than Mai. MARTA: Damn straight! I mean, all we heard about was how big the guys were and no mention was made of Mai's best features! NORIKO: Personally, I think the spelling was a joke, the plotting predictable and the sex scenes entirely too graphic. SHION: Yeah, right. LING LING: I didn't mind the intial set up, and seeing two guys going at it was different, but uh... homosexual incest? More anal sex? Give me a break! SHION: I agree, I really getting tired of anal sex scenes in every lemon we get stuck with. MAGIC VOICE: Michael says it is a complete coincidence that all three lemon stories have been that way. MARTA: So, Shee, what about the silly sizes CATS kept tossing around. SHION: Enh? Those? Well... I... Well... NORIKO: Obviously Shion's like B-ko, and size *does* matter. SHION: Shut up! What do you know about it? LING LING: So... Magic Voice, what are we getting stuck with next? MAGIC VOICE: American Kitsune 10. ALL: Aggggghhhh!!! MAGIC VOICE: Well, relax, only Shion has to show up for that episode. SHION: Why only me? MAGIC VOICE: Because you will be joined by two guests for that episode. SHION: Who? MAGIC VOICE: That will be determined later. Goodbye for now. \ / \ / -- O -- FFIIIIISSHHHH / \ / \ LING LING: Marta? I'm not busy later... "Boy's Night" written by CATS. No copyright infringement indended by this MSTing, which is for amusement purposes only. Shion Nys & Marta Nys (c) 1997 Michael Surbrook Noriko Kobayashi created by Jeff Mueller, used with permission. Ling Ling Li Copyright (c) 1987-97 by Yuzo Takada. This version was used without permission. MSTed by Michael Surbrook susano@access.digex.net Visit Surbrook's Stuff! A Hero System/Champions source (especially for anime and manga material) at http://www.access.digex.net/~susano/index.html >Andy poured a glass of champagne into a two glasses.