Mystery Pokemon Theater 3000
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Disclaimer: Not one of these is owned by me. None. Zilch. Zippo. Not a drop.
Like one fanfic author says: "I'm just borrowing them for awhile."

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Original story by Leto
MSTed by Pika163
The story being riffed is, "All Nighter"
You can reach me at pika_163@yahoo.com

Theme Song
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In the not-to-distant future,
Giovanni was getting tired,
Of having lamebrains failing,
So he went up and he tried,
He caught a guy named Ash Ketchum,
And all his cohorts, too,
He shot them all up into space,
Where the sky is always blue,
(More like navvvvvvvvvvvvyyyy!)
We'll send him crappy anime,
The worst that we can see, (La-la-la)
And we'll have fun watching him go,
Into pure insanity, (La-la-la)
Now keep in mind they'll have to watch
English dubbed shows,
They'll have to keep their mind in check,
Before they go and blow,
TRAINER ROLL CALL!
Brock!
"Girls? Those numbers?"

Misty!
"You're hopeless."

Ash!
"What's hentai?"

Pikachuuuuuuuu!
"Pika, pika! Pika, pi!"

If you're wondering why nobody,
Ever wants to get out, (La-la-la)
Beware, he cut off oxygen,
So just sit down and watch,
For Mystery Pokemon Theater 3000! (TWANGGGG)

(1...2...3...4...5...Bridge)

(Ash is sitting at the computer playing a game while Brock and Misty look on.)

Misty: Hey, what is that?

Ash: It's called M.A.M.E.

Brock: MAME? Are you sure it's not bloody?

Ash: No no no. M.A.M.E. stands for "Multiple Arcade Machine Emulator". It can
play over 2000 games!

Brock: Cool. Can I try?

Ash: Uhh....later?

Brock: One game? Please??

Ash: Ok...here you go...

(Ash takes the controller and gives it to Brock, and starts off running.)

Brock: Hmmm. Wonder what was wrong with him. Here, I'll play....this game.
(double-clicks mouse) Ok...press "OK" to play...O..K...cool! Now...

(Brock suddenly stops, drops his controller, and smoothly walks off to find Ash)

Brock: Ash...(chuckles) Hey, buddy, where are you...?

Misty: Hmmm. Wonder what's wrong? "Pocket Gal"...? Hmmm.

(Suddenly, a light goes off. Misty presses a button.)

[Rocket HQ]

Jessie: Hello there. What have you been up to?

[SOL]

Misty: Oh...watching Brock beat the crap out of Ash.

[Rocket HQ]

Jessie: Ah. Interesting. Anyway, I hope you're prepared for your fanfic. It's
called "All Nighter" and it uses something called "ICQ"...Hmm. Anyway, here you
go.

[SOL]

Misty: Brock! Ash! Movie time!

(All exit theater)

(Bridge...1...2...3...4...5)

(All enter theater)

	Brock: Ash, you are soooo grounded.

This is ICQ chat.

	Ash: Thank.

All nighter
by Leto

	Misty: So this means they're all at college?
	Brock: Now presiding, the honorable Judge Leto...

**** Thundershock enters the chat ****
**** Mermaid enters the chat ****
**** Pokemon Master enters the chat ****

	Ash: *** Ren enters the chat *** *** Stimpy enters the chat ***.

< Mermaid> Hahah, nice handle, Ash.

	Brock: Love handles?
	All: BROCK!
	Brock: Hoo boy. Here we go.

< Pokemon Master> :)
< Mermaid> That's called 'wishful thinking', isn't it?
< Pokemon Master> :(

	Brock: *Watch* as Misty slams Ash! *Marvel* as Ash only speaks in ASCII!
	All: Ooooo...ahhhh...

< Mermaid> I invited Brock.
< Mermaid> He should be here in a minute.
< Mermaid> I'm still waiting for him to respond.
< Mermaid> Ash, you there?

	Misty: (as herself) Ash?
	Brock: *** Pokemon Master has left the chat ***.

< Pokemon Master> ok
< Mermaid> Geez Ash, learn to type faster!
< Mermaid> I can type ten times as fast as you can.
< Mermaid> And then I sit here bored while I'm waiting for you to reply.
< Pokemon Master> sorree. i didn't go to school, u know

	Ash: Ahh. Ash is the eqivilent of a computer lamer.

< Mermaid> Yeah, well neither did I.

	Brock: Hey, the Pokemon World's full of high-school drop-out's!

**** Buff enters the chat ****
< Mermaid> Hey Brock. Finally!

	Misty: Buff? Hardly.
	Ash: (as Misty) Nice handle, Brock.

< Buff>
< Buff> Hi Misty.
< Buff>
< Mermaid> No prizes for guessing who Pokemon Master is.
< Buff>
< Buff> Hi Ash.
< Buff>

	Ash: (as Brock) Do I get no prizes then?
	Brock: (as Misty) I'll give you triple of what you're getting right now!

< Mermaid> The master of slow typing himself.
< Pokemon Master> hi
< Buff>
< Buff> *lol*
< Buff>

	Brock:
	Brock: That was lame.
	Brock:
	Misty: Stop doing that, you're freaking me out.

< Mermaid> Brock, go into IRC style, would you? You keep hitting enter.
< Buff>
< Buff> Sorry.
< Buff>
< Pokemon Master> shut up misty
< Mermaid> Hah, took you long enough.

	Ash: I have sorta a sense of where this is going...
	Misty: Yeah, the author totally low-blowing you.
	Ash: (to the screen) Hey, I use periods! Take that!

< Mermaid> Brock, GO INTO IRC STYLE!
< Buff>
< Buff> How?
< Buff>

	Brock: Modest reponse.

< Mermaid> Layout menu.
< Buff>
< Buff> Where?
< Buff>
< Mermaid> GAH!
< Buff>
< Buff> Never mind, found it. What's that honking noise?

	All: ...
	Brock: Misty?
	Misty: Nope.
	Brock: I don't know anybody else, though...
	Misty: ...get your mind out of the gutter, Brock.

< Mermaid> *hits head against wall, or control-G as it were*
< Pokemon Master> control g?
< Mermaid> Shouldn't have said that...
< Buff> That'll do now.

	Ash: (as Brock) I put in my descripition, "Looking for hot 20-year old
women...."

< Mermaid> Shut up, Ash!
< Pokemon Master> heheheh.
< Buff> ASH!
< Mermaid> STOP BEEPING!

	Ash: I didn't say anything!
	Brock: (listens) Hmmm....the volume must be down.
	(Brock grabs a remote and turns up the volume. Everyone can hear honking now.)
	Brock: Ah. It was on Wal-Mart mode. (sets remote down)

< Mermaid> Alright, that's it.
< Buff> I'm for!
User Pokemon Master has left the chat
< Mermaid> Hah, that'll teach him.
< Buff> Gotta love the 'kick' option. :)

	Ash: Man, that's the only emoticon used in a while.
	Brock: Surprising, isn't it.

< Mermaid> Heh, I agree.
< Mermaid> So 'Buff', I just love these handles.
< Buff> :)

	Brock: (as himself) Yep, I love these love handles of mine.
	(Misty hits Brock)
	Misty: Didn't I already give you a warning?
	Brock: Maybe. (smirks)

< Mermaid> Oh great, Ash is bugging me for a reinvite.
< Buff> Think he's learned his lesson?
< Mermaid> No, but I'll never hear the end of it if we don't let him back.
< Buff> Hah.

	Brock: (as himself) That's funny. See. I'm laughing. Lol.

< Mermaid> I'm turning the sound off my computer this time.
**** Pokemon Master enters the chat ****
< Pokemon Master> thanks a lot guys
< Buff> Good idea.
< Pokemon Master> whats a good idea??

	Brock: (as himself) Putting you in canned Spam. But we're over that now.

< Buff> Oh, nothing.
< Mermaid> :)
< Buff> So, nice weather we've been having, huh?
< Mermaid> Yup, pouring with rain, just fantastic.

	Ash: Go! Play in the rain, Misty! It's your calling! Go!

< Buff> We might get a warm change later this week.
< Pokemon Master> u guys r mean :(

	Misty: Man. Don't they say the occasional ":P" or ":D" every once in a while?

**** Hotchick enters the chat ****
**** Flame enters the chat ****
< Pokemon Master> oh great who invitted those guys?!

	Misty: (as herself) I did! I invitted these guys!
	(Everybody chuckles)

< Flame> Prepare for trouble!
< Hotchick> Make it double!
< Buff> Hotchick? Helloooo gorgeous.

	(All groan)
	Brock: (as himself) Look at my description. Come on, lookit.

< Hotchick> Hello. :)
< Mermaid> Uh, Brock, do you realise who that is?
< Buff> Huh, who?
< Mermaid> Check his user info.
< Buff> HIS?!

	Brock: Uh, my thoughts exactly. (laughs nervously)

< Buff> Hang on, Hotchick, I'm putting you on my user list.

	Ash: Even though Brock knows that he's a guy, he still puts him on his list.
Either the author messed up, or Brock....(clears throat)

< Hotchick> ok
< Pokemon Master> hahaha
< Buff> WHA?!
< Buff> James, what's with the handle?

	All: JAMES!?
	Brock: Oh great. Another writer who believes James is a "gaywad".
	(Everybody chuckles)

< Hotchick> Don't you like it? :)
< Buff> Ugh...
< Flame> Everyone, stop ignoring me!
< Mermaid> Who invited you two?
< Buff> I didn't.
< Pokemon Master> i didn't
< Mermaid> That's really weird. You two aren't even on my user list.
< Buff> Ditto.

	Ash: (as James) Ditto? Where? Let's catch it for our bos--er, ourselves.
	Misty: (as Flame) Yeah, that'll go over well with the boss.
	Ash: (as James) Shhh!

< Pokemon Master> me 2
< Flame> A secret is a secret.
< Hotchick> Hahah, I love hacks.
< Mermaid> You're a hacker?
< Hotchick> :)

	Brock: It's obviously hard to think of somebody being a hacker with the name
"Hotchick".

< Mermaid> How on earth can you get into a chat you don't even have the user
names for?
< Flame> Give us Pikachu.
< Pokemon Master> ok
< Buff> What?
< Pokemon Master> hang on, ill put u on my list

	Ash: *sigh*
	Brock: Maybe, he's gonna do something.
	Misty: Come on, Brock. This is Ash we're talking about.
	Brock: True.

< Flame> Okay.
< Flame> *waiting*
< Flame> ICQ is so slow today!
< Buff> I know what you mean.
< Pokemon Master> ok?
< Flame> Yup.
< Flame> It's coming through.
< Mermaid> What is?
< Flame> pikachu.gif

	(All smack their head)

< Buff> Oi... ^_^;

	Ash: There's a different emoticon.
	Brock: I thought you did that with '^_^ .
	Misty: Really?
	Brock: Yeah, here.
	(Brock pulls up a computer at the side of his seat)
	Brock: See?
	Misty: Oh, wow...
	Brock: And if you did it this way...
	Misty: Oh, cute!
	Brock: Ok, that's enough. (puts computer back)

< Flame> Ooh! It's so cute!
< Flame> *makes it her wallpaper*
< Flame> James, we've finally got Pikachu!
< Hotchick> You have, I haven't.
< Pokemon Master> hang on a sec
< Mermaid> This conversation is weird. -_-;

	Misty: Yes! The whole plot of this fanfic summed up right there!

**** Gold Coin Cat enters the chat ****

	Brock: Gee, I wonder who *that* is.

< Gold Coin Cat> Meowth!

	Ash: Yep.

< Pokemon Master> aaaaah!
< Mermaid> *cringes*
< Mermaid> Oh great, looks like the whole gang is here.
< Gold Coin Cat> Who is every1?
< Pokemon Master> cut it out meowth!
< Flame> You know me and James.
< Gold Coin Cat> Unfortunately.
< Hotchick> Ash is Pokemon Master.
< Gold Coin Cat> Ha!
< Mermaid> CHANGE YOUR FONT COLOUR! That gold is really hard to read!

	Ash: Can ICQ even do Gold?
	Brock: Lemme check.
	(Brock brings up computer again and fiddles around)
	Brock: Nope. Olive, yes.
	Ash: Eew.

< Pokemon Master> ditto here

	Misty: (as Meowth) I thought youse was Ash, not Ditto.
	Ash: (as himself) *groan*

< Buff> I'm Brock.
< Gold Coin Cat> Double ha!

	Msity: (as Meowth) Triple ha! Ha!

< Mermaid> Don't you dare make any cracks about my name.
< Hotchick> She's Misty.
< Gold Coin Cat> What's that beeping noise?
< Mermaid> Dunno, I've got my sound off. Probably Ash again.
< Gold Coin Cat> Shut up!
< Pokemon Master> not until you change youre font

	Ash: (as himself) Hyuck!

< Buff> Hmm.
< Gold Coin Cat> I wont! *turns sound off too*
< Flame> SHUT UP ASH! Meowth, just change the font already!
< Gold Coin Cat> ha
< Hotchick> Why don't you turn your sound off?
< Flame> I'm downloading a sound clip of Pikachu and I wanna hear it.
< Mermaid> Why're you so obsessed with Pikachu?
< Hotchick> It's soooo cute!

	Ash: Wasn't Flame supposed to say that?
	Brock: I don't know. Maybe the finish each other senteces--
	Misty: Like this?
	Brock: ...
	Ash: Freaky.

< Mermaid> Uh huh...
< Flame> Oh great! I missed the clip! Meowth, that's your fault!
< Gold Coin Cat> Not my fault he's imitating a foghorn.

	All: Bauuugha!

< Buff> How come you're a cat and can spell better than Ash?

	Ash: (as himself) Um....welll....um...point.

< Mermaid> About time...
< Hotchick> I'm in, that font colour is painful.
< Pokemon Master> good call, jessi
User Gold Coin Cat has left the chat
< Flame> It was a unanimous decision. :)

	Misty: You go, girl!
	(Everybody stares a Misty)
	Misty: Um, I mean...ok?

< Mermaid> I'm not surprised. -_-;
< Pokemon Master> hey dont pick on me brock!

	Ash: (as himself, singing) Why is everybody always pickin' on me?

< Buff> Why do all chats degenerate into this?
< Buff> Oh, sorry Ash. :)
< Flame> Ash, do you have any more Pokemon files?
< Hotchick> We've been surfing the 'net for hours and I think we've got most of
them.
< Mermaid> Do you want the cool Find Kasumi game? :)
< Flame> No thanks. ^_^;
< Mermaid> HEY!

	Ash: Eerie....I found that two days ago, and played it a bit. Boring, though
actually. I deleted it. *
	Misty: What? Now you're gonna die, pig!
	Brock: Hey, hey, knock it off! Knock it off! What? Is this Celebrity Deathmatch
all of a sudden?
	Misty: Weird. I got the envision of the cast of Ranma 1/2 being on Celebrity
Deathmatch.
	Brock: No more "Real World" for you.

**** REAL Pokemon Master enters the chat ****
< Pokemon Master> whos that?
< REAL Pokemon Master> Hah, you've got a lame handle, loser.
< Mermaid> I suspect Gary.
< Hotchick> Yeah, it's Gary.

	All: It's Gary.
	Ash: You could tell. He only uses the word "loser" and "dork".

< REAL Pokemon Master> What're you doing online at 2 in the morning, you dork?
< Pokemon Master> hey shutup
< Flame> Hey Gary, got any good Pokemon files?
< REAL Pokemon Master> Yeah, sure, hang on a sec.

	Brock: (as Gary) Here I am at the Grand Tetons...ooh, here's one of me at Mount
Rushmore...

< Flame> Okay.
< Pokemon Master> ha what r U doing on now?
< REAL Pokemon Master> I'm in a REALLY hot chat. ^_-

	Brock: I know those. The're the ones that have *lots* of exclatmation marks and
say, "I...like...to...--"
	Misty: Ok, ok, don't go into details.

< Mermaid> Yeah right.
< Buff> Oooh, invite me!
< Hotchick> Me too!
< Buff> But you're posing as a girl at the moment.
< Hotchick> Shh! They don't have to know that.
< Buff> -_-;
< Pokemon Master> who invited the lozer in this chat neway?

	Ash: (as himself, stupidly) Ha. ha. Gary    is such a lozer.
	Brock: GaRy 15 a I_u5eR!!!111!!!
	(Misty smacks Brock)
	Misty: Everybody hates L337-speak, you know that.

< Flame> Not me.
< Hotchick> Not me.
< Buff> Not me.
< Mermaid> Not me.
< Pokemon Master> this is weird
< Flame> WHA?!
< Buff> What's wrong?
< Flame> Gary, are you sure you sent me the right file?
< REAL Pokemon Master> What's it a picture of?
< Flame> It seems to be one of your cheerleaders.
< Flame> The one with blue hair.
< Flame> She doesn't seem to be wearing much.
< Flame> In fact...
< REAL Pokemon Master> Okay okay, don't elaborate. I'll send you the right file.
< Flame> Thanks.
< REAL Pokemon Master> Sorry 'bout that.
< Flame> -_-;
< Buff> Can I have a copy of that file?
< Mermaid> *sighs*

	Brock: Yes, people, this *is* a normal chat in the Pokeworld!

< Pokemon Master> haha, gary is a lozer

	Ash: (as himself, stupidly) Gary is a lozer, Gary is a lozer! Hee hee.
	Misty: Stop that Ash, or I'm gonna kick you out of the chat! Wait a minute...

< REAL Pokemon Master> Get off the computer, you idiot.
< REAL Pokemon Master> Or learn to type.
< Mermaid> Hah, that's what I said. ^_^
< REAL Pokemon Master> :)
< REAL Pokemon Master> So Misty, what's your starsign?

	Brock: "We Built This City"?
	Misty: Starsign, you idiot, not Starship!
	Brock: Oh.

< Mermaid> Uh, Pisces.

	All: (singing) Millions of Pisces....Pisces for me....

< Mermaid> Why?
< Buff> Like anyone's surprised at *that* starsign. ^_^.
< REAL Pokemon Master> Hey, our starsigns are compatible!
< Hotchick> *watches conversation with interest*
< Mermaid> I'm not sure I like where this is heading.
< REAL Pokemon Master> What are you doing this weekend?

	Misty: (as herself) Going to...bed.

< Pokemon Master> hey shutup gary!
< Mermaid> I have to wash my hair.
< REAL Pokemon Master> All weekend?
< Mermaid> Uh... yes.
< REAL Pokemon Master> May I join you? :)
< Flame> *lol at the file Gary sent*
< Mermaid> Join me where?
< Flame> That is one weird looking pic of Ash. :)
< REAL Pokemon Master> In the shower, of course.

	(All look at each other)
	Brock: Either the picture is Ash in the shower, or Gary wants to join Misty in
the shower.
	Ash: Either way, it's sick and perverted.
	Misty: No hentai!

< Buff> 0.o
< Hotchick> *starts laughing*
< Buff> Even I'm not quite that direct.
< Pokemon Master> gary youre sick
User REAL Pokemon Master has left the chat
< Hotchick> Hey, I didn't think he should've been kicked!
< Flame> Everyone else did, I bet. That pic he sent me of his cheerleader was
REALLY disturbing.

	Brock: (as Jessie) It was her....and a snake...and--
	Misty: Please. Before I lose my lunch a second time.

< Pokemon Master> huh garys just a lozer

	Brock: We've established that already.

< Hotchick> Hey, what happened to Meowth?
< Mermaid> He got kicked, like Gary just did. *eg*
< Hotchick> Yeah, but he's not nagging me for a reinvite like he usually does.
< Flame> Probably his computer crashed.
**** Bikini Lady enters the chat ****

	Ash: Who's her?
	Brock: Hmmm....can't be Jessie...can't be Misty...it could be Jenny or Joy.
	Ash: *snort*

< Mermaid> Uh, hello, do I know you?
< Mermaid> Who invited her?
< Buff> Not me. But on behalf of everyone here, I'd like to welcome you to the
chatroom.
< Flame> Not me.
< Hotchick> (Here we go again.) Not me.
< Pokemon Master> not me
< Buff> Bikini Lady, age/height/weight?

	Ash: (as Bikini Lady) I'm 50, 7' 0", and weigh 400 lb.

< Bikini Lady> Ash Ketchum, what are you doing up at this ridiculous hour? You
go to bed right now young man!
< Flame> *lol*
< Pokemon Master> mom?!!

	(Everybody facefaults)
	Brock: Man....so I take it Professor Oak would be "Speedo Man"......wait a
sec...don't think!
	Misty: Too late....ugh....

< Bikini Lady> Brock, I'm not telling you that!
< Bikini Lady> Yes. You shouldn't be online at this hour.
< Pokemon Master> whats with the handle?!!
< Mermaid> ...
< Hotchick> Wish MY mother was like this. *lol*
< Bikini Lady> Oh dear, I thought I changed my handle. ^_^;
< Mermaid> I'm scared.

	Brochk: More like "I'm scarred".
	Misty: "Speedo Man" is probably closer to the truth, Brock.

< Pokemon Master> mom what are U doing on at this hour
< Bikini Lady> I got invited here to make you get offline.
< Flame> Hey me too, I got invited so that Ash would want to go offline.
< Hotchick> Me too, I got invited so Ash wouldn't want to stay online.
< Mermaid> Meowth and Gary probably had the same thing.
< Flame> Heh, similar posts.
< Hotchick> :)
< Pokemon Master> y cant i be online l8?? every1 else is

	Brock: He can't be online till he's 18? Dang, that's harsh.

< Bikini Lady> Don't talk back to me, young man! You do as I say and log off
right now!
< Pokemon Master> awww
< Bikini Lady> ASH!
< Hotchick> *lol*
User Pokemon Master has left the chat
User Bikini Lady has left the chat
< Buff> Bikini Lady, don't go!
< Buff> Aw great.

	Ash: Yep, Brock has that never-ending quest to score with every woman he meets.
	Misty: Straight off the cast of "American Pie".

< Mermaid> Well, I should probably go too.
< Buff> Ditto.

	Brock: There's a--
	Misty: Ok, you can stop now.

< Mermaid> Pikachu did ask Ash to take it to see the electric Pokemon festival
tomorrow morning.
< Buff> You mean today.
< Mermaid> Oh yeah.

	Ash: What did it say? "Pika, pika!"?

< Flame> When does it start?
< Mermaid> 9, I think.
< Hotchick> Perfect! We'll be there!
< Flame> Pikachu will be ours at last!

	Misty: (as Jessie) Now I can *really* have him on my wallpaper!

< Buff> Shouldn't have told them all that, Misty. ^_^;
< Mermaid> Oh well, gotta go.
< Buff> Yeah, seeya guys.
< Flame> Bye!
< Hotchick> :(
User Mermaid has left the chat
< Hotchick> Don't go.
User Buff has left the chat
< Hotchick> Bye!
< Flame> Great timing, James. ^_^;
< Hotchick> We'd better go too if we wanna hit that festival later.
< Flame> Alright. G'night James!
< Hotchick> :)

	Brock: Bye, Tinky Winky! Bye, La La! Bye, Po!

User Flame has left the chat
< Hotchick> Bye.
< Hotchick> Darn, lousy timing again.
< Hotchick> I'll just sit here talking to myself again, shll I?
< Hotchick> Lalala.
< Hotchick> Hang on, if I'm the last person in the chatroom, shouldn't this room
be disappearing?
< Hotchick> The title bar says someone else is in here.
< Hotchick> Huh?
< Hotchick> Were you the one who kept inviting people Ash hates in here?
< Hotchick> *waiting...*
< Hotchick> Answer me!
User Thundershock has left the chat

Last user has left chat

	(All make static noises)

***

Pikachu rubbed its paws together happily, and blinked, a little tired. It logged
off and started shutting down the computer.

It was glad it had finally succeeded in prying his trainer away.

Ash was hard enough to wake up in the mornings as it was.

	Brock: The end.
	Misty: Whatever. Let's go.

(All exit theater)

(5...4...3...2...1...Bridge)

(All enter bridge)

(Brock is sitting at the computer, while Misty watches him)

Brock: Alright! Got a user named "HotStuff"!

Misty: I cannot beleive you downloaded ICQ.

Brock: Hey, it's fun to talk to people. Besides, what else are we gonna do in
this ship? (turns to computer and types)
"I...would...like...to...see...your...picture."

Misty: *sigh*

Brock: She accpeted! (double-click) Um....wow, this is a nice...um, picture.

Misty: Look, she left a message.

Brock: (double-click) "Are you ready for your next fanfic?"

(Brock looks at Misty)

(credits roll)

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Stinger:  < Pokemon Master> oh great who invitted those guys?!