MSTing of "Two Guys, A Girl, and A Pikachu" - riffed by Michael 'prower' Reid (prower@frad.org) - alternative title theme by Michael Von Holt, aka Oniko - original author unknown Prower Science Theatre 3000 : Episode A02 (Cast involving Doom characters) Oh, and yes, I did use alternate characters this time around, this time from the popular (?) first person shooter, Doom. In case you don't know: - The Baron is a tall, goat-like creature which stands on two legs, has horns and hooves, and a mainly red body. - The Imp is about human-size, but has spines all over, is brown with red eyes, and generally a wuss. - The Marine is, well, the space marine. Green. - Special guest cameo by Hissy the Cacodemon. Basically, a red pumpkin that floats in the air with a single green eye. Relax. Slip away... MiSTing by prower prower@frad.org http://doomnation.com/prower/ http://frad.org/ In the very distant future, around 2033, There was a guy called Flynn Taggart, Who was workin' for UAC. In a corridor shooter by ID games, He was kickin' ass and takin' names. But Nukem and Freeman put him in his place, When they trapped him in a rocket and they shot him into space! (Doom's player dying sound) (Freeman and Nukem singing) We'll send them crappy fanfics, the worst we can find! (la la la!) We'll make him sit and watch them all, To torture his puny mind! (la la la!) (regular singers) Now keep in mind Flynn can't control, When the fanfics begin or end, (la la la!) He'll try to keep his sanity, With the help of his demon friends (Flynn: FRIENDS?? What the fu-) (DEMON ROLL CALL!) Chasecam! (You're on!) Hissy! Imp! BAROOOOOOON! If you're wondering how he eats and breathes, And other science facts, (la la la!) Just repeat to yourself "It's just a game, I should really just relax." ...for MYSTERY DOOM 2 THEATER 3000!! (twang!) (1...2...3...4...5...6...7) (SoL deck. Marine is sleeping on the desk, clutching a shotgun in his hand.) Marine: *snore* Ungh... boot camp.. marines... Io... ungh... [Imp wanders on stage and sees Marine dozing off. An evil smile crosses his face.] Imp: TAGGART! [Marine jumps out of his daze] Taggart! You were supposed to be at marching practice HALF AN HOUR ago! Marine: [dazily puts his hand on his forehead] Ungh, huh? Oh, yes sir! Imp: But you failed! So you're out of the Marine Corps! Marine: [still dazed] Ungh... what? No! I'll do anything! I wanna stay in! Imp: Then make me some chocolate chip cookies! Marine: [dazed and confused] Ungh, what? Imp: YOU HEARD MY ORDERS! Marine: Uh, yes sir! [runs off the screen] Imp: Heh heh, sucker. [The commercial light goes off] Imp: Huh? Oh, we'll be right back. [taps the light] Mm... cookies. [Planet logo thingy] [SoL again. Marine is resting his head against the back wall, dozing. Imp, Baron, and Hissy are enjoying the chocolate chip cookies set out on the table in front of them.] Hissy: (with a cookie in his mouth) Hah, what a moron. Baron: (ditto) I can't believe he fell for that. Imp: (ditto) Yeah, it's hard to believe he actually posed a threat to Hell. [The three demons keep chowing down on cookies, but stop suddenly when they hear Marine groan in the background.] Baron: For the sake of all that is holy, no... Marine: [dazily] Oh, yes, Arlene, lower... Demons: ARGH! [BMRF light blinks] Imp: TAGGART! WE HAVE FREEMAN SIGN! [Marine startles awake] Marine: Yes sir! [taps the BMRF light] ... Hey, where'd these cookies come from? [A Black Mesa Research Facility office. Gordon Freeman is wearing a white scientist coat, and Duke Nukem is wearing his usual... "cool" outfit.] Duke: Hey, you whiney bastards! Have we got a fanfic for you today! Gordon: My dim-witted friend is correct. We have a very hideous fanfic for you today. [SoL] Imp: What's it about? [BMRF] Gordon: Have you ever heard of something called... oh, bother, what is it?... Ah yes, "Pokemon"? [Camera goes to SoL. A shot of Baron, Marine, and Imp all holding shotguns.] Imp: Pikachu... evil... Baron: Ash... Ketchum... must... die... [BMRF] Gordon: Good! So you're not entirely in the dark. Well, this fic is a, for a lack of a better word, a... er... Pokefic. Duke: Screw that, I wanna kick some ass! Gordon: [violently snaps his head towards Duke] Stop that at once! Duke: Whatever. [swears under his breath] Gordon: Enjoy, my flunkies! [pause] Oh yes, and, no weapons in the theatre. [SoL. The three are now disarmed.] Marine: Dammit... [Typical Movie Sign light chaos] Imp: Brace yourselfs, we've got FANFIC SIGN! (7...6...5...4...3...2...1) > > >Pokemon two guys, a girl, and a pikachu by Misty, ash, pikachu and brock Imp: Four seperate authors, but not one proofreader? Marine: [author] Sentences are the tools of the devil! Down with periods! > >(I would like you to know some of the charectors in this story are >mine!i.e. jack,john, Red and Kelly! And i claim them so there! Baron: [author] So nyah-nyah-nyah! >but ash >and co. arent mine. Imp: [sarcasm] Oh, *aren't* they. > > Ash opened his eyes and looked around him. Baron: [Ash] Oh, great, I hope I didn't sleep with Misty again last night... >He pulled his sleeping bag >back over his head and tried to go back to sleep, without success. Marine: He gives up pretty easily, huh? >He >decided he would wait until his friends woke up. > > Ash looked at Misty, the blondish red haired girl Imp: So is she blonde or red-haired? Marine: Even the author doesn't know! >who had been >travelling with him from the very beginning, she was pretty Baron: ... fly for a white guy? >(but ash would never edmit this) and pokemon loved to be around her. > > Ash and Misty met while she was fishing. Ash borrowed her bike and (by >accident mind you)wrecked it in an unfortunate accident with a bunch of >spearows (a bird pokemon). Imp: This piece of fanfiction brought to you by the Parenthesis Association. Marine: Also sponsored by the National Pointless Paragraph Club. > > After that, Misty caught up with him, and got mad for wrecking her >bike, and said she would follow him until he payed her back, but they soon >became friends. Baron: Naturally. That always happens when I wreck an expensive piece of a stranger's equipment. > > Ash laughed silently at the experiance and then turned his head to look >at Brock. Baron: Ash looked at Brock, the brown-haired male, he was pretty... Marine: *Don't* even start. >Brock was also his good friend. Ash met him in Pewter City and >won a badge from him, they became friends and Brock came with him on his >journey, Imp: Of course, the old "Win a badge, become friends" scenario. >Brock shaggy dark brown hair stuck up while he was sleeping, and >you had to edmit, it looked kind of funny!heehee! Baron: Another self-insertion? Marine: The narrator is laughing in this fanfic? Imp: *Not* a good sign at all. > > "Pika!PIKACHU!" All : [groan and say things like "Oh no, not him"] >Ash jumped up startled, and then settled down, it was >only Pikachu. Baron: Ya think? I thought Blastoise said "Pika!PIKACHU!". Imp: How do *you* know about Pokemon? Marine: They don't even _have_ Gameboys in hell. Imp: Nintendo's corporate officers are located there, though... >Pikachu was Ash's first pokemon. Pikachu didn't like Ash at >start, but they soon gained eachothers trust, a became best friends. Marine: Everyone whom Ash meets befriends him. He must be pretty friendly. Imp: I think he just got access to a "Hypno-Brain-Wash" kit at K-Mart. >Even >though Pikachu could only say his name, osmetimes Ash could understand what >he was saying. Imp: Example: "Pikachu" means "hi", "Pikachu" means "What's your name," and "Pikachu" means "I need a clean change of underwear." >Pikachu didn't like pokeballs that much, so he just walks >around with Ash and the others. Baron: Does he also randomly change tenses in mid-sentence? >Ash dosn't mind a bit, after all, Pikachu >was so cute! Imp: Cute and delicious. Baron: Fried Pikachu, now THAT'S good eatin'! > > "Ash, are you awake? What happened?"A calm but worried girls voice >said. It was Misty, Pikachu's outburst must have woken her up, Ash said in >his head. Imp: [singing] Get out of my head! Get into my car! > > "I'm fine, but I don't know whats wrong with Pikachu! Hey PIka pal, >whats wrong?" Ash asked Pikachu. Baron: ThE mAStER woULd NoT bE pLEaSeD. > > "Pika! CHU CHU!" Marine: That means "Watch out for that train behind you". Baron: [splat noises] >Pikachu made a few motions with his tiny cute hands. Imp: Guys, you think the author thinks Pikachu is cute? Marine: Naaah. > > "Awww, did you have a bad dream buddy?" Imp: Bad Dream Buddy! New from Fischer-Price! >Misty asked Pikachu > > Pikachu nodded and jumped ointo Misty's arms. Imp: Oingo Boingo? Baron: [Pikachu] I dreamed that I was stuck in some crappy fanfiction piece, and... oh no, it WASN'T a dream! > > "How come pokemon love you so much????"Ash asked. Marine: Question mark overload! > > "'Cause I'm easy to love!"Misty answered ruffling Ash's black hair. Baron: She's a floozie? Imp: Either that or she just doesn't have high standards. >Ash looked at her in emberessed annoyence. Imp: This fanfic is brought to you by the "Get Rid of the Letter 'A' Essocietion." > > "EASY TO LOVE???HA!Thays a laugh...AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!" Baron: [Misty] Ash, your capslock key is stuck! >Ash screamed. He >as usual made a stupid remark, and Misty answered wityh the usual bash in >the head. Marine: The Usual Bash. New from Gilette. > > "Humph...first thing in the morning yet!" Misty scoffed. Pikachu just >stood in the iddle of the two looking confused, and then he sighed. Baron: [Pikachu] Damn non-Pokemon. Will kill all soon, have revenge... > After Brock woke up, the companions set oon their journey once more. > > "So, we're headed to Fuchsia Ash?" Misty asked. Marine: [Brock] No, we're going to Violet Ash. Baron: Where the hell is this taking place? Imp: Wherever they fell asleep, apparently. Baron: [author] Scene changes are irrelevant. You will be assimilated. > > "Yup! I'll finally get my sixth badge there!" Ash shouted out happy >and excited. Imp: [singsong] I'm a big kid now. >All walked in silence for a while until they cam across a >beuatiful river! Baron: [Misty] Hey, look, an attempt at plot development! >Misty had that look she had when she would talk about >tentacool or other water pokemon such as Horsea. Marine: Or Blastoise, or Staryu, or Seel... Demons: Fanboy. >Ash glanced at her and >saw she was looking pretty cute, Imp: Hey Baron, how are you looking? Baron: Pretty cute, I guess. >Ash quickly shook that thought out of his >head. > > "OH YAH! Baron: [hotshot salesman] BOO-YEA! Guess who sold the Whitman place? >Now I can fish finally! And I have my rod and my line and >and......... Imp: [Misty] ... a lot of periods! Need to borrow some, Ash? >and"Misty stopped short when she saw Ash's look of annoyance. > > "Misty, sorry to breaack Marine: Sorry to Brock it to you? Imp: No, there's a missing hyphen. It should read "bre-aack!!" Marine: That means what? Imp: The sound of Ash getting strangled by Pikachu. >it to you, but we don't have time!"Ash said to >her. > > "oh...sorry....guys........." Baron: Discount at Jimmy Punctuations: Periods, 75% off! Imp: All semicolons *must go*! >Misty said sadly, Ash looked at her >sympatheticly and was glad when she didn't see his look. Ash felt guilty, >he wouldn't edmit that though. Everyone walked in silence, and Ash >glancing at Misty sometimes. Imp: [Ash] She would go _great_ with some fine wine and string beans. >He didn't know why he he looked at her so >much, and sometimes was embarrised to find himself gawking at her, and >luckley he would stop right away. During the silence between all, Brock >nearly caught Ash looking at MIsty, but Ash quickly looked away. Baron: Action scenes worthy of Quentin Tarantino. > > Finally, Brock caught Ash glancing at Misty and Ash turned away. > > "well Ash, heheheh. What are ya looking at???"Brock said slyly. Imp: [Ash ; Butthead] Huh huh huh... boobs... Baron: [Ash ; Beavis] Hehehehh... Misty's BUTT! Marine: Apparently even eternal damnation retains immature humour. > > "huh? What was he looking at?"Misty asked Brock asking like Ash didn't >even Marine: - ask. >exist. > > "well...heh heh!yo....." Imp: [Brock] ... werd. >Brock was inturupted by Ash who covered his >mouth and laughing nervously. > > "The scenery....heh...heh...."Ash said sheepishly. Everyone again >walked in silence. Baron: Ooh, tough break for the action scene. Tagged out at second base. > > Finally, everyone reached Porta vista by accident instead of Fuchsia >city, Marine: I hate it when that happens! Once, I was going to Rhode Island from New York, but ended up in California. Imp: You had a life before this? Marine: Don't you start, spiny-boy. Imp: [Comic-Book-Store-Guy from the Simpsons] Ooh, Spiny! I am very offended at this point. >they went into the pokemon center, where Ash and MIsty started >another argument between eachother. Nurse Joy laughed quietly, but loudly Imp: [Mr. Rogers] Can you say "contradiction"? >enough for Brock to hear. > > "What's so funny nurse *blush*j-Joy?" Baron: Nurse Blush Joy? Marine: She must have gotten made fun of as a child. >Brock asked her sheepishly (for he >held deep feelings for her and every other beuatiful girl Imp: [Brock] To prove my deep feelings for you, I will have sex with several other partners and flirt with every girl when I get the chance! >except Misty >'cause she was younger). Baron: Yeah, he won't accept girls that can't even cu - [sees Marine glaring at him] - cucumber. [grumbles] > > "well, you see, people who argue often hold feelings for eachother, I >think it is the same with these two.!teehee!"Nurse Joy said. Marine: Apparently the author self-inserted herself as Nurse Joy. Baron: No, there were four authors, remember? Ash, Misty, Brock and Pikachu. Marine: I think those were the characters. Imp: Who cares? Either way, they're all morons, just moreso if they're the authors. >Ash and Misty >heard THAT remark, and looked at her like there was definatly something >wrong with her( and there was), but she was sure about this. > > "WE HATE EACHOTHER!!!!!!"Misty yelled out. Ash looked a little hurt. > > "You....h-h-hate me....?"Ash said looking at Misty with the biggest >puppy dog eyes Misty had ever seen. Imp: He's an anthromorph? > > "um...heh!ASH!!!!"Misty called out blushing. She started to have a few >stars in her eyes. Baron: That's what happens when you overdose on PS. Imp: PS? Baron: Pokemon stories. > > "I hate you to!"Ash said. Misty's "little stars" in her eyes >dissapeared, they looked like they turned into rocks! Marine: Stars turn into rocks? Now I'm starting to agree with those Year 2000 doomsayers. > > "JERK!!!"Misty screamed in his face loudly, and then stomped off. That >night Misty couldn't sleep, Imp: Um... transistion anyone? >she was thinking about what Ash had said, >:You....h-h-hate me....? Misty didn't hate Ash, not at all, why did she >say that to him anyway? Ash looked so...hurt. Baron: That usually happens when you slice someone's arm off. Imp: [Ash] 'Tis but a scratch! > > "I didn't mean it Ash, really!"Misty nearly sobbing blurted out. > > "Misty?"Misty heard a familier voice say. Misty turned around and saw >Ash, standing at the doorway in his pj's. Imp: Once upon a time, in the projects... Marine: Wait... Misty didn't know Ash was there, but she apologized to him anyway? Baron: [Donald Pleasance] Am I talkin' to my heads here or what? >Misty smiled nervosly, and >looked down at her cute water pokemon pj's and smiled cutely at Ash. > > "um..hey!"Misty said. Imp: ... cutely. > > "yah, hi"Ash said non-emotianly. > > "um, what do want?"Misty asked him. Baron: Sex, duh. > > "I just heard what you said, you don't hate me?"Ash said. > > "Why do you care?"Misty said. Baron: He might get laid, duh. > > "um..."Ash started to say. > > "you think i'm cute?"Misty said slyly. Baron: He wants to get laid, so yes, duh. Marine: Feel free to stop *anytime* now. > > >"YOU?CUTE?HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA Imp: [Krankor] Ha ha ha ha ha... >....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!' Baron: CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Marine: Dialogue worthy of Shakespeare... >Ash >shouted, Misty had thrown a nearby cart for emrgancy's and thrown it At >Ash! Marine: ... and action worthy of Bruce Willis. Baron: Michael Keaton _is_ Ash Ketchum! > With that, Ash ran from the room. > >"I TAKE IT ALL BACK!" Misty shouted. After that, MIsty fell asleep easily. Imp: Yeah, yeah, so you just bashed the brains of a person you really like. No biggie... [snores] > > The next morning, everyone setted of again. Baron: Again of setted morning does next everyone? Marine: [snaps his neck quickly towards Baron] That gets annoying VERY quickly. > On the way through the >woods, they met up with 4 people, Kelly, Red, John and Imp: Bill. Baron: Hank. Marine: Jim. >Jack. Marine: That was my third guess. >Ash talked >with the three boys, Misty talked with Kelly and Brock ate his seaweed rice >balls by himself. Baron: Seaweed rice balls? No wonder he has trouble getting a girlfriend! Imp: [Brock] No wonder Nurse Joy won't go out with me! These things are salty as hell! Marine: ... > > "So Ash, her name is Misty is it? Very interesting,"Red said blushing. Baron: And in the end, Misty _blue_ Red! [Marine and Imp groan in digust] Get it? Get it? Imp: DEAD people get it. > > "She is nice, funny, sweet, pokemon love her.."Jack said. > > "AND....she is really cute too!"John said happily. > > "She is not!"Ash told them firmly. Imp: Wow, a correctly used and correctly spelled adverb! >The other guys shrugged, and >continued talking about Misty, admiring her looks, her personality, her >charms, while Ash kept reminding them she was not any of those things. >Finally, Ash was just mad, so mad he yelled out loudly: Marine: [Ash] I AM WOMAN, HEAR ME ROAR! > > "MISTY HAS NO SENSE OF DIRECTION, NO PERSONALITY, NO CHARM AND IS NOT >CUTE!"Ash yelled out, MIsty just had heard him, everyone stared at him. Marine: That happened to me when I ran out of the theater yelling "I can't believe they killed Darth Maul at the end!" on the opening night of Star Wars Episode 1. Imp: Once again, the existance of your life comes up... > > "WHY YOU..YOU...JERK!"Misty yelled out. She picked up a rock from the >ground, and threw it at him, hard. Baron: But it wouldn't penetrate his outer skull, which was a thick layer of rubber. > > "OW! YOU TOMBOY!"He called back, followed by another rock. > > "BRAT!"Yet another rock. > > "um.......WENCH!"And, another rock! Imp: This reminds me of my first year at elementary school. Baron: You never _went_ to elementary school. Imp: Sure I did! Hellspawn Elementary, in Limbo District Code 3121. >This went on for a while, until >Ash cut it out. Marine: He let it loose? Baron: Cut the cheese? Imp: Let 'er rip? > > "What do you.....*ouch*..think of ....her now?????"Ash asked the boys >after everything had happened. Imp: [Jack] Well, we sure have less respect for *you*. > > "She is so strong!!!" They said admirangly. Ash sighed. After they >departed with their friends, Jack, John and Red called Ash over for a >private talk. Baron: [John] You stole my stereo, didn't you? > > "Man, you are really lucky, to have a babe like her be around you, go >for her Ash, she's worth it," Red said, the other guys nodded. Ash didn't >say anything and walked of, the guys cheered for him, and Ash threw a rock >at them while they laughed. Imp: [one of the boys] MY EYE! > > "Why did you say that Ash? It made me feel terribull, *sniff*" Baron: She said *sniff*? Imp: I thought it was impossible for humans to do that. Marine: Do what? Imp: You know, pronounce #$@*&^ and the such. Marine: Uh... okay... >Misty >said this teary eyed. Ash looked at her face, she was crying!!! Misty, >the tough one of all 3, was crying! Baron: Misty, an 8-year-old, is the strongest out of a 12-year-old boy and a 20-year-old professional Pokemon trainer? Marine: Yeah. Baron: Just checking my sanity. >Ash immidiatly felt terribull, Imp: He felt Terri's bull? Well, I'm sure Terri won't be too happy about that. >what a >mean thing to do. The others guys liked her, why was Ash so againts >her?WHY?WHY?WHY? Marine: [smacking his forehead as Ash] Why? Why? Why? WHY AM I SO STUPID? > > "um...MIsty I"Ash stopped short, he was oaky about saying sorry >meanigfully to guys, but Misty was different, she was so hard to talk to, >without saying something stupid. Baron: I'm pretty sure Ash sounds stupid to anyone he talks to. > > "I should leave you two alone to work this out,"Brock said grabbing >Pikachu Imp: Heh heh, grabbing him _where_? Marine: By his ears. Imp: Oh. >and Running on ahead. Ash looked at Misty, who's face was now a >little tear-stained. Baron: Bleach gets rid of those nasty tear-stains, as long as you don't mind your flesh getting ripped off as well. > > "MIsty, i'm sorry for...for..everything, all I said was compleatly the >opposite, really!"Ash said, he seemed to forget that he said she was not >cute, the opposite would be she was. Imp: They was? Baron: He were? > > "You..you think I'm cute?"MIsty asked. Ash blushed, he didn't answere >and ra All: ALL HAIL THE SUN GOD! >on ahead to catch up with Brock. After MIsty had caought up, she >was being alot nicer to Ash. She even let him lead everyone to Fuchsia >city! Baron: Wow! Misplaced exclamation marks! >Which ended up leading them to Saffron. >Yet, MIsty did not yell at him or make fun of him. And Ash found himself, >falling in love for the cute girl. Marine: He fell in love _for_ her? Baron: I was young, I needed the love! >In Saffron, Misty went shopping, and >Brock went looking for the latest breeding gear, Baron: Breeding gear? Imp: Condoms, birth control pills... Marine: (coughs) >little did Ash know, that >he was being watched by six eyes from 3 people. Baron: As opposed to a single six-eyed monster. > > > Pikachu looked at Ash slyly. Marine: [Pikachu; Joey from Friends] How you doin'? > > "Pikapi!pi??(You like MIsty, don't you?) After a long time, Ash could >understand Pikachu's words. Baron: It took him four hours to translate that sentence. > > 'L-L-LIKE MISTY!? no..well"Ash said back. > > "pi! Marine: e! Imp: theta! >(you do)"Pikachu said. > > "How did you know?"Ash said relunctantly. Pikachu looked a little >suprised that Ash admitted it all so quickley. > > "Pika!pipipipipip!chu!Pikachu!ka!(You are always lokking at her, anyone >could tell, espiacialy the way acted around her when we went to the pokemon >tower for ghost pokemon, Baron: Run-on sentence alert, spelling mistakes abundant, lack of necessary punctuation, bad capitalization and grammar... >and at the ghost of maiden's peak festival, you >saw her and totally drooled)"Pikachu explained of memory's Ash Imp: Memory's Ash? Marine: The cousin of TV's Frank. >often >thought when thinking about Misty. > > "That obvious huh? Okay i edmit, i like her alot! I like Misty >alot!"Ash said. Baron: But... does he like her a lot? > > "Pika!chu!(tell her!)" > > "No way, she dosn't feel the same way about me! And also, we will >never see each other again after she gets her bike back, thats all she's >around for!"Ash said. Imp: That and the sex. > > "kakaka! Baron: Potty-mouth! >(you'd be suprised fella!)"Pikachu said quietly. > > "What?"Ash asked. Marine: He said, "kakaka"! > > "Ka!(nothing)" Meanwhile, the eyes watching Ash were non other then >Team Rocket! Imp: Ah yes, Team Rocket. How infamous they are. Marine: Yeah, they perform horrible acts. Like a week ago, they got a ticket for J-walking! Baron: *gasp* >Jessie, James and Meowth. > > "ooooooh! Little boy has a crush!"Jessie said eavily. Imp: Parasite Eav? Baron: No, Adam and Eav. > > "Leave this to me!"James said slyly. With that, james stepped out ogf >the bushes team R were hiding in, and tapped Ash on the shoulder. Marine: [James] Do you have any grey poupon? > > "huh?"Ash said whirling around, when he saw james, he stood >protectivley in front of Pikachu, which Team R was always triening to >steal. Baron: Trine-ing? Wow, an FF7 crossover! > > "Relax, we're not interested in Pikachu today!"James said. Ash looked >at him questionly. Marine: That's not a word, the marine said commently. Imp: This fic sucks, the spikey guy said impairly. > > "I coulnd't help hearing your conversation with Pikachu, don't blush, >it's not like no one saw it coming, anyway, let me give you some >advice," Baron: Like James has ever had a girlfriend before. Imp: [opens mouth] Baron: No fanboy talk. Imp: [shuts mouth] >James said putting his arm around Ash"s Shoulder, Ash blushed >furiosly, when suddenly in the distance, he saw Misty coming there way!! > > Misty looked at the shoes she had just bought happily! Marine: [Misty] I love wasting money to foolishly attempt to look older than I am! >These are sure >to impress Ash if he thinks I am cute!"Misty said happily. Misty was so >happy when Ash took everything back. Baron: So how's Misty feeling? Imp: Dunno, maybe she's feeling a little down. >Misty only went on and on about the >dumb bike she never liked much anyway to hide her feelings for Ash! Marine: Yeah, bickering with someone a lot is a great way to hide your feelings for someone. >She >was starting to feel that he felt the same about her. She thought Ash was >cute, but never would tell him that, it wasn't the same thing as him >telling her she was cute. >She stopped in her tracks when Ash came into >sight. He was walking to a shop with...James? Imp: Chief? >Of Team Rocket? Misty >always thoughjt that James was handsome but a jerk, lokking at the two >together made her blush. Baron: Misty's getting an idea for a gay porn film now. Marine: Don't start. With that. Again. >She couldn't catch the name of what they were >walking into. Imp: But she would soon figure out when she saw the half-naked women dressed in tight leather. > > Jessie watched James, and fury went down her spine, he was helping Ash >with his girl trouble! JERK! Baron: Punk! Marine: Brat! Imp: Bastard! Baron: Bit- Marine: Let's not go there. > > "Lets go Meowth!"Jessie said grabing the cat and dragging him off >growling. All: [singing] Hey ho, let's go! > > > "Buy her flowers?"Ash said questionly when James bought the dozen roses >and handed them to Ash. Baron: Well, she does need the money; the botique shop isn't going too well. > > "Yup, in my rich family, when I was first introduxced to Jessabelle >(who I hate) my parents made me buy her flowers. Marine: How'd he pronounce that? Imp: The parenthesis? Trade secret. Marine: I meant 'introduxced.' >She actually fell in love >with me for doing that! I don't know why the girls like flowers."James >answered "Now go on"he said! > > Ash ran out of the store to see Misty running out to him. Baron: [cop] Incorrect pronoun on the loose in downtown Manhattan. Suspected armed and dangerous. Marine: Lame. Baron: Blow me. > > "Ash? What were ya doin' in there? huh?" Misty said, and stopped when >Ash handed the flowers to her. Imp: [Ash] I... killed your cat... *sniff* > > "Ash I...thank you! She took them and hugged him tightly, and to her >suprise, he hugged her back. She ran off happily to show Brock. > > "Maybe she does like me! She's Cute when she smiles!" Ash said >happliy, and ran after her. Baron: Due to her cuteness, Ash thinks she likes him? Imp: [Ash] I bet the grocery store clerk likes me too! She has pretty hair! > > > >The end. All: Praise the Lord! >(I may write a sequal, anyway, the end so far, Baron: [author] The end... for now... bwahahahahaha..... >please put it ont Ash and >Misty romance novels page!) Imp: This notice in the case that the webmaster is a moron and can't figure out where to place this fanfic. > > > [screen fast-forwards through a lot of space lines] Marine: That was rather... line-ier. [chuckles] Demons: [groan] [All get up to exit] (1...2...3...4...5...6...7) [SoL. Imp is huddled in a corner.] Imp: [shuddering] Evil... Pokemon... never.. argh... need... help... Marine: [to Baron] Think he'll be alright? Baron: [shrugs] These things always turn out to be okay in the end. Marine: Alrighty then. [BMRF light blinks] How about you morons? Imp: I feel terribull. [BMRF Office, again. Duke is trying out a computer, and from the audio, it seems like he's playing Half-Life.] Duke: [grumbling] Stupid Gordon Freeman. What a wuss. I bet I could kick his ass ANYDAY. Gordon: [rushes over and turns off the monitor] Would you stop playing that? Duke: Hey! You probably ruined my game! [Duke turns the monitor back on, and sure enough, he is dead at the feet of an alien grunt.] Stupid piece of- [Duke takes out his shotgun and shoots the computer screen, then the TV screen.] Gordon: [off-screen] Great job. Duke: [off-screen] I came here to kick ass and chew bubble - Gordon: [off-screen] Stop it with the catch phrases! Original fanfic from http://pokemonfanficarchives.8m.com/, a pretty good (or bad, depending on your perspective of Pokefics) source for Pokemon fanfics. Special thanks go to the Undernet #doomroom peeps, and anyone who has complimented or liked my previous MSTings. -=-Previous Episodes-=- Episode 101: Wildcat Alley Episode 102: The T-Bone Saga Episode A01: Fiffy VS SWCBBS Episode A02: Two Guys, A Girl, and A Pikachu -=-Upcoming Episodes-=- Episode 103: New Generations: Episode 5 Episode A03: Two Guys, A Girl, and A Pikachu Part 2