From: The one they call \"ChocoboKick\" (Wark@Kue.Chirp) Subject: [MST] [Lemon] Pikachu and Raichu's night of love Newsgroups: alt.games.nintendo.pokemon.hentai View this article only Date: 2000/11/17 MSTers: CK (myself), Emperor Spade (character from a game I made), Orin (another character from a different game I made) CK: Bwah! Our first official lemon MST! Spade: Well, Final Fantasy: Mystic Quest sort of looked like a lemon after you got finished with it.... CK: Yes, but now we're going through something that ALREADY has sex in it, not a kids game where we take stupid dialogue and make it SOUND like there's sex in it. Spade/Orin: Ahh. ---------- Pikachu and Raichu's night of love ---------- Orin: Since Pikachu is an unevoloved form of Raichu, would this be pedophilia? ---------- Author: DarkJester Type: Lemon Rating: XXX Action: Raichu/Pikachu (cons) 18+ only please! ---------- CK: Uh-huh. We all listen to that one. Yyyeah. ---------- Ok here's another one about Raichu and Pikachu and Raichu falls in love with Pikachu and wants to mate with her but she's reluctant so he slowly convinces her. Hope you enjoy it! ---------- Orin: Couldn't we sort of gather that much from the title alone? Spade: Well, everything but the reluctance factor. ---------- Intro ---------- CK: I thought that WAS the Intro! ---------- Pikachu and Raichu meet in a city and Raichu falls instantly in love ---------- Orin: Pedophile! ---------- so takes her out on a date ---------- Spade: Uh...which one's the guy and which one's the girl? The lack of pronouns has me confused. ---------- and they later have a picnic under the stars. ---------- CK: This would be a great time to introduce some sort of nocturnal ant pokemon. ---------- Part 1 ---------- CK: Does this mean there's going to be more? *Whimper* ---------- "The stars are beautiful huh Pikachu?" Raichu asks looking up at the starlit sky. Pikachu looks up too. "Yes they are," She says as well. ---------- CK: Oh, OK, so the Raichu's the pedophile guy and the Pikachu's the little victim girl, then? Spade: I have a feeling this is going to suck. Orin: Hey, at least they're talking without saying "Pika pi pichu chu pika" like they usually do. ---------- Raichu then inches ---------- Orin: Ten inches? Wow! Oh, wait, misread that. CK: Don't get ahead of yourself, there.... ---------- closer to Pikachu and looks at her. Pikachu continues staring up at the sky for a matter of seconds before realizing Raichu was staring at her. "Something on your mind Raichu?" Pikachu asks looking at him. ---------- Orin: (Raichu) Sex? Spade: Well, duh. This IS a lemon. ---------- "Not really, just looking at your beautiful body," Raichu answers. ---------- CK: Close enough. ---------- Pikachu blushes saying, "Thank you Raichu." Raichu smiles and slowly leans into a kiss. Pikachu watches him not moving as his lips touch hers. She feels the kiss for a few seconds before backing off. Raichu looks at her with curiosity asking, "What's wrong?" ---------- Spade: (Pikachu) Quite frankly, you're a lousy kisser. ---------- "Nothing.... it's just that I....." Pikachu stutters fiddling with her fingers. Raichu looks at her longer. "Just that you what?" He asks with curiosity. Pikachu stutters again, "Well..... I've.... I've never...... I've never kissed before......" ---------- Orin: I know Raichu isn't SUPPOSED to be a pedophile, but stuff like this makes the suggestion far too easy.... ---------- Raichu looks at him with shock saying, "Then that means you've never.... mated before....." ---------- Orin: (Pikachu) Sure I have, I just did it without kissing. Is that abnormal? ---------- Pikachu nods bashfully turning her face away. Raichu sighs and walks over to her. ---------- CK: Weren't they just sitting? ---------- "Well then ain't this beautiful night a good time to change that?" ---------- Spade: For something that is trying to drag on enough to have an Intro and a Part 1, this scene sure is moving quickly. ---------- Raichu asks smiling. Pikachu only looks at him dumbfounded. Raichu rubs her around the waist and he slowly goes back into a kiss. Pikachu doesn't move as he leans closer but then backs away again when his lips are almost touching hers. "What's wrong now?" Raichu asks curious. ---------- CK: (Pikachu) You suck at kissing. Did I not mention this already? ---------- "I... I just don't think I'm ready....." Pikachu replies uncertain. "Ok Pikachu tell me, did you enjoy that kiss?" Raichu raises looking at her. Pikachu waits a few second before answering, "It was.... pleasurable." "Well then take that pleasure and give it back to me," Raichu states holding her in a kiss position again and slowly going back into the kiss. ---------- CK: By Kjorteo.... o_o Spade: Manipulator! Orin: PEDOPHILE!! ---------- Pikachu doesn't pull away this time and lets him kiss her. Pikachu lets him for a few seconds before she kisses back. "There you go Pikachu," Raichu says pulling away real fast before going back to the kiss while rubbing her down the back. ---------- Spade: This is disturbing.... CK: I think we should have stuck with FFMQ-type stuff.... Orin: Ahh, we'll live. I hope. ---------- Pikachu moans into the kiss from the relaxing feeling ---------- CK/Spade/Orin: What?? ---------- and Raichu slowly begins moving her tongue in not trying to make Pikachu nervous again. ---------- CK: But still inadvertently succeeding. ---------- Pikachu feels it and lets it in, continuing her kiss being a bit reluctant with her tongue. ---------- Orin: Well yeah, what victimized little girl wouldn't be? ---------- Pikachu slowly rubs farther down her back as he searches for her tongue. ---------- Spade: (Pikachu) It's in my mouth, genius. CK: (Raichu) *Putting down magnifying glass* Ahh, OK. ---------- Pikachu decides to give it to him while relaxing in his arms. ---------- Orin: (Raichu) *Opens a giftwrapped box* Your tongue! How sweet! CK: (Pikachu) I thought you'd like it, although it is a bit hard to talk without it.... (I'd put that sentence in "I hough ood lihe ih..." form, but that's just annoying) ---------- Raichu smiles seeing that Pikachu is now cooperating as his hand rests on her thigh. Pikachu continues the kiss, almost all of her worries gone. ---------- Spade: OK, we get the point with the kiss already.... CK: Maybe Part 1 is for the kiss, and Part 2 is for when they finally do something else? ---------- Raichu then moves his hand right outside of her clit, rubbing the very outside softly. Pikachu moans very softly, feeling pleasure hit her, small but big enough to notice it's there. ---------- CK: Small but big? Spade: They're overkilling the "softly" theme now. ---------- Raichu pulls away from the kiss ---------- CK/Spade/Orin: It's about time! ---------- and looks into her eyes. "Feel good Pikachu?" He asks. Pikachu nods softly blushing slightly. "Shall I go farther?" Raichu asks again. Pikachu looks at her for a while before finally responding, ---------- CK: (Pikachu) 42...I think. I'm bad at math....wait, this isn't a math question. Uh...can I use a Lifeline? ---------- "Yes....." Raichu smiles saying, "Good and don't worry it won't hurt, you'll actually enjoy it." ---------- Orin: YOU will, pedophile.... ---------- Raichu then slowly places his right hand on Pikachu's clit and rubs softly. Pikachu moans again, louder this time. She smiles slightly, enjoying it. ---------- CK: I'd leave, but we need people to MST this thing. ---------- Raichu smiles still looking into her eyes saying, "I told you you'd like it." ---------- CK: (Classified Ad impersonation) Wanted: Spare punctuation for needy sentences in low-rent lemon districts. Apply to any editor who knows what he's doing. ---------- Pikachu nods, blushing even more. Raichu looks at her longer, rubbing her clit for a another minute or so before he suddenly grabs it harshly, ---------- Orin: Ow!! o_O ---------- thumb above it on her belly while the four fingers closed tightly on her clit. Pikachu jumps from the sudden rush of pleasure and moans again. Raichu looks into her eyes during the whole time, not pulling her eyes away for even an instant. ---------- CK: Well, good that he's not gouging her eyes out and pulling them away from her body while he's doing this, at least. ---------- Raichu smiles as she feels her love juices slowly running over his fingers. ---------- Orin: "Love juices"...now the writing's getting interesting. ---------- He then grabs harder, ---------- CK: Giving her one hell of a wedgie, ---------- also pushing a finger in. Pikachu breathes slightly deeper as even more pleasure comes, not pulling her eyes off Raichu either. ---------- CK: OK, first she gives her tongue to him as a present, and now her eyes are stuck somewhere on him? Spade: Detachable anatomy...how odd. ---------- Raichu continues pleasuring her while walking behind her ---------- Orin: How does one pleasure someone while walking around them? Sure, a position change can be good, but I seriously doubt you're pleasuring them WHILE you're moving. ---------- and using his left hand to play with her left nipple. ---------- Spade: Gotta make sure they match. ---------- Pikachu blushes slightly more feeling it but lets him as it adds even more pleasure yo her body. ---------- CK: Yo? Orin: Yo. Spade: Wazzap?? ---------- Pikachu licks her up the face while he fondles her. ---------- CK: This is just making me ill. Orin: *coughPEDOPHILEcough* Ooh, apparently me too. ---------- Pikachu licks back relaxing in Raichu's arms to let him work. Raichu does this for ten more minutes or so before he finally stops and let's Pikachu collapse in his arms. ---------- CK: Let's Pikachu collapse in his arms? Spade: Maybe it's "Let's collapse Pikachu in his arms". Her detachable anatomy will probably let her fit in a convenient carrying case anyway, so.... ---------- "Liked it?" Raichu poses looking back into her eyes. ---------- CK: Raichu poses? Orin: Well, that IS what pedophiles do. ---------- "Oh yes....." Pikachu replies still aroused. ---------- Spade: (Pikachu) "Oh yes" as in "yeah right", yes? Orin: Well, she DID say he sucks at kissing twice, so he must not be much better at anything else. ---------- "More?" Raichu asks. "Please....." Pikachu answers eagerly. ---------- Spade: (Pikachu) Don't insult me.... ---------- Then Raichu walks up to her vagina, ---------- CK: Which must have detached itself and walked off somewhere, ---------- grabs her feet, ---------- CK: And then begins the arduous task of putting her back together. ---------- and while still looking at her, begins licking her clit up and down. Pikachu moans more, this being even more pleasurable than the rub down she got. ---------- Orin: Which isn't saying much, considering the quality of the rub down was about equal to the quality of the kissing. ---------- Raichu continues, digging slightly farther into her with his tongue. Pikachu begins bucking slightly, the pleasure getting VERY extreme. ---------- Spade: VERY EXTREME pleasure amounts to SLIGHT bucking? I don't get it.... ---------- Raichu holds her feet tight so ---------- CK: They can't get away. ---------- he can work easily. Pikachu breathes heavily, trying to relax her best to make Raichu's job easier. ---------- Spade: Er...what? ---------- Raichu smiles, still going in and sucking up her fluids. Pikachu gasps, her first orgasm she feels coming, ---------- Orin: That IS usually what you feel during an orgasm, you know. ---------- slowly but surely. ---------- Spade: Matching perfectly with the painfully slow pace of the rest of this lemon. ---------- Raichu then stop licking suddenly and stands up. ---------- CK: A sudden attack of conscience! Orin: (Raichu) What am I doing to this underage girl!? ---------- Pikachu looks at him with curiosity asking, "Chu.....?" ---------- CK: NOOOOOO!! They're switching to that Kjorteo-forsaken "Pika pi pichu chu pika" speak!! Spade: No, she's just using a pet-name for Raichu. CK: Oh. False alarm. ---------- Raichu smiles answering, "I can't hold it back any longer...." Pikachu looks at him confused. ---------- CK: THIS is where the "ten inches" thing might come about, Orin. Orin: Ahh.... ---------- Raichu then holds Pikachu around her waist again and stares into her eyes. He knew Pikachu could see his penis poking out of it's sheath. Pikachu stares back at him smiling too. ---------- Spade: (Raichu) I know it's fun to look into my eyes and at my penis at the same time, but could you get that one eye back in the socket, please? You're really creeping me out. ---------- Raichu then slowly pushes his penis into Pikachu's vagina. Pikachu oooohhhhssss softly as it goes in, continuing to look at Raichu as he stares at her. ---------- Orin: Even THIS part is painfully slow? ---------- As soon as Raichu is into her as far as he can go, he begins trusting quickly into her, ---------- Orin: Nevermind. ---------- groaning as he does. ---------- CK: She took groaning lessons from him? ---------- Pikachu begins letting out light thundershocks as he does. (They always do this when anything sexual happens to them and it builds up the more the more intense it gets) ---------- CK: How do they reproduce without accidentally frying each other, then? Spade: By scattering their body parts far enough away from each other that they stand less of a chance of being hit. ---------- Raichu continues to stare at her as he says, "You see the stars behind me don't you Pikachu? They are very gorgeous but in front of me is something that is perfection." ---------- Orin: (Raichu) Until it hits puberty, at least. Then it won't be as interesting. ---------- Pikachu blushes at this and replies, "Thank you Raichu....." Raichu smiles as his thrusting gets mor intense. ---------- CK: Mor? Orin: Moors! Spade: Moops! ---------- "Oooohhhhh I could come any minute!" Raichu states huffing big breathes. ---------- CK: (Raichu) I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll breathe your house down! ---------- Pikachu moans as her orgasm could come any minute too while replying, "Me too Raichu....." ---------- Orin: (Pikachu's orgasm) I just barely got here...am I late? ---------- Raichu then, after a few more long thrusts into her tight yet perfectly sized vagina, climaxes his sperm into Pikachu. ---------- Orin: *Cocks head* Uh....? ---------- Pikachu let's out one big thundershock ---------- CK: (Raichu) Pikachu, let's out one big thundershock. Spade: (Pikachu) Yes, let's. ---------- as hers hits shortly after, spilling her juices all over Raichu's feet and penis. ---------- CK: o_O Spade: So Pikachu's not the only one with scattered anatomy, then. ---------- Raichu slowly pulls out, moaning and lays beside Pikachu. "Did you enjoy that Pikachu?" Raichu poses recovering slowly. Pikachu nods breathing heavily. "That's good. Well your finally no longer a virgin!" ---------- CK: Something about that is just phrased wrong...and I mean besides the your/you're thing. ----------- Raichu tells Pikachu smiling. "Yes, and proud of it," Pikachu replies still blushing. (Now you'd think I'd finish off with a "I love you" and end it here but well there's still one more part ---------- Spade: D'oh! Orin: Oh well, it was about time Part 2 came around anyway. ---------- so don't run off to agnph to 'satisfy' yourself until your finished here) ---------- Orin: I'll just let that one slide.... ---------- Raichu then stands up and sits in front of Pikachu's face, his penis hard again. ---------- Spade: That didn't take long, did it? ---------- "Pikachu, how about we something new? Something they call oral sex?" ---------- Orin: This is new? ---------- Raichu asks. Pikachu looks at him strangely asking, "Oral? What's that?" Raichu shows him his penis explaining, "You pleasure me by sucking on this until I cum." Pikachu cringes, "Ewww! That's gross!" "Oh it doesn't taste that bad," Raichu tells her. "I doubt it....." Pikachu replies. ---------- CK: If this is going to lead into another manipulation scene.... ---------- Raichu sighs and waits for a few seconds before asking "Did you like it when I climaxed into you like before?" "Yes, it was very pleasurable," Pikachu answers. "Well I'll tell you what, suck me and let me climax into your mouth and I'll give you even more pleasure there than before." Pikachu thinks for a few minutes but Raichu gets impatient so slowly pushes her thick tail as far as it can go into Pikachu's vagina. Pikachu moans greatly from the sudden huge rush of pleasure. "Like it Pikachu? Well it'll get even better if you suck me," Raichu explains to her. Pikachu, wanting more, goes along with the deal and begins slowly sucking on Raichu's penis. ---------- CK: That does it. I'm leaving. Orin: But...you can't! CK: Why the hell not!? Spade: We need as many people here as possible to help save each other from this.... CK: *Sighs* You two are really going to owe me, you know. *Reluctantly sits back down* ---------- Raichu moans softly saying, "Thank you Pikachu, now to keep my part of the bargain." Then Raichu begins thrusting his tail in and out of her vagina while pinching her right nipple as she lays on the ground body facing Raichu. ---------- CK: Yeah, yeah...body facing Raichu, head facing the other way, arms caught in a nearby tree, feet who knows where.... ---------- Pikachu moans again, sucking slightly faster in hopes of making him do more. ---------- Spade: (Pikachu) Now, I expect you to get a job, get a haircut, help more around the house, stop going to the bar with your friends.... ---------- Raichu moans again, louder this time and pushes his penis farther into Pikachu's mouth to make her work easier while pushing his tail in and out faster and letting light shocks from his tail into her vagina, stimulating it. ---------- CK: Why is it that most lemons have a natural aversion to punctuation, anyway? ---------- Pikachu moans greatly, ---------- Spade: As opposed to moaning poorly... Orin: ...I'll bet Raichu moans poorly, since he apparently sucks at everything else too. ---------- feeling another orgasm coming on even more faster this time as she tastes Raichu's pre in her mouth making her gag but still continuing. ---------- CK: Even more faster? *Sighs* I give up.... ---------- Raichu continues, knowing he'll be coming very soon. Pikachu feels more of Raichu's stimulation and after only a matter of seconds, orgasm and shoots his second load of her juices all over Raichu's tail. ---------- Orin: *Looking confused at that description* Wait, what just happened..? ---------- Raichu then slowly pulls it out and puts a hand on Pikachu's head saying, "Now....." ---------- Spade: (Raichu) ...you DIE!! ---------- Then Raichu climaxes spilling a huge load of his cum into Pikachu's small mouth, filling it up quickly. Raichu pulls out while saying, "Please swallow it." Pikachu sighs and swallows the cum in her mouth down slowly. ---------- CK: *Whines* I can't take this pedophile manipulation stuff anymore!! Orin: Oh, it's almost over.... ---------- After she finishes she collapses into Raichu's arms and licks the cum on her lips off. "Good?" Raichu asks. "Not really, but I can get used to it," Pikachu responds smiling. ---------- CK: Yeah, that's just what she needs, for all of this to happen AGAIN. ---------- Raichu laughs ---------- Spade: Fiendishly ---------- and holds her tight. ---------- CK: As he shouts "Now, you are my SLAVE! Come with me, whelp!" ---------- "I love you Raichu....." Pikachu tells him as she slowly closes her eyes. "I already did love you Pikachu," Raichu replies, licking her face. ---------- Orin: (Raichu) But I love you so much more now that you put out! ---------- Then Pikachu slowly drifts off to sleep in Raichu's arms. ---------- Spade: That was the last anyone had ever seen of her. Raichu is still at large. ---------- Raichu sighs and then slowly falls asleep too as he passionately hugs Pikachu to his chest. ---------- CK: Uh...I'll just let that one go. ---------- (((((((((FIN))))))))) So how was it? Good? Bad? Average? ---------- CK/Spade/Orin: ... *No response* ---------- Well as long as you enjoyed reading it's good enough for me. Drop me a line at: mecca203@home.com if you really want to. Well see ya! ---------- *CK passes out* Spade: *Dumping a bucket of water on CK* If you lived through Final Fantasy: Mystic Quest, you can get over this. CK: *Waking up* *COUGH*COUGH* Well, at least it's over. Orin: Right. I'm going to return to my game now. Summon me again if you have another lemon you need my help with. *Disappears* Spade: Yeah, I'm going to go back to my game as well. Same deal here...summon me if you want help with another MST. *Disappears* CK: Right....well...I'll just post our attack on this thing and then go home. *END* And there ye go. That concludes my MSTing spree. Hope you had fun. :-) \O> -- All for now, \____// ChocoboKick \==_/ |_ \_ (The Chocobo has spoken!) -------------------- ChocoboKick@dragonslave.com http://www.crosswinds.net/~demisfi -------------------- "Someone who would sacrifice loved ones in the name of duty is no hero. He's a coward and a fool." ~ Laike, Lunar: Silver Star Story Complete