************************************************************************************************* MSTing by Matt Scott of "Pokemon, a new experience" by Anime X This is my first anime msting and my first publicly distributed one. I wrote some more up on paper of some stories my friends wrote up in a study period, and one whopper of a msting of the entire first half of the play "Twelve Angry Men". Give me some input and I'll type em up and send em in. Hope you like this. If you do like it, don't, have suggestions on fanfics or angles, want to kill me, or send me money, don't hesitate to email at RenegadeX3@aol.com Have as much fun as possible without pain. ************************************************************************************************* "In the not too distant future, somewhere in time and space, Mike Nelson and his robot pals are caught in a nasty place, They try to survive the wrath of Pearl, Just an evil gal who wants to rule the world, Sending movies and fanfics to their place above, Meant to torture all her captives on the Satellite of Love...(Get Me Down!) 'I'll send him cheesy fanfics, the worst I can find, He'll have to sit and watch them all, and I'll monitor his mind' Now keep in mind Mike can't control when the stories begin or end, He'll try to keep his sanity with the help of his robot friends... (Robot Roll Call)...Cambot! (Yer on!)...Gypsy! (Oh my stars!)... ...Tom Servo! (Check me out!)...CroooooooW! (I'm different!) If you wonder how Mike eats and breathes, or other science facts, Just repeat to yourself, this is just a show, I should really just relax... for Mystery Science Theater 3000!....(twangggg...) (SOL: Crow is standing on screen with a box. Mike enters from left while crow is pulling things out) MIKE: Crow, What are you doing? CROW: Oh, hi, Mike. I was searching through the attic and found this box marked "Stuff". MIKE: Well, what's in it? CROW: That's just what I was going to find out. Could you help me a bit? MIKE: No problem. (Walks over, opens box flaps, grabs some stuff out of it) Hey, it's a half used can of Turtle Wax! CROW: Good, now we can reclaim the Satellite's natural luster. What else ya got? MIKE: Well, we have...a 20 oz bottle of flat A&W root beer...A single stale 'Screaming Yellow Zonker"... CROW: Oh, and look at this...A rotting orange. (Tom enters on right..) TOM: Hi, guys! Whatcha rooting through? MIKE: (looking up) Oh, Crow found this in the attic. It was just labled "stuff"... TOM: Oh, whoops...This is embarrasing... CROW: What? TOM: Well, Mike, You know when it was my turn for garbage duty? MIKE: Yeah? TOM: Well, to save time and effort, I stuck it all in a box in the attic. CROW: It started to smell, didn't it? TOM: Yeah...oh, boy is my face red, huh, guys? (Mike and Crow pause and stare at Tom...) TOM: Guys?? (Commercial Sign goes off while pausing, Commercial Break) (SOL: Same scene, only Mike and Crow now are sitting next to a large pile of garbage.) MIKE: Well, Crow, I think we handled that well. CROW: Yeah. We just have to put our foot down somewhere...Tom? TOM: (under pile of garbage) Mphh....(pushes part of pile off of head)...Yeah, Whatever, Crow. I still think making me EAT all the garbage was a bit harsh, but... (Call From Pearl Sign goes on) MIKE: Oh, Pearl's calling. (Tom spits out part of a banana peel) (Castle Forrester: Pearl is at the table, Observer is in the corner with a chef's hat and an apron on, and he's cooking something in an oven.) PEARL: Oh, Hi, Nelson. Brain Guy here was about to cook us some of his world famous Double chocolate brownies. OBSERVER: They're done! PEARL: Would you lab rats like any? (SOL) MIKE: Sure! TOM: Yeah! CROW: Why not! (CF) PEARL: Brain Guy? OBSERVER: Yes, Ma'am. (Sends plate of brownies) (SOL: Brownies pop up on table) MIKE: Wow! Hey...these aren't poisoned, are they? (CF) PEARL: No way. Here, watch! (she grabs one, eats it, drinks glass of milk)...mmm...See? (SOL) MIKE: Oh, well, in that case, dig in! (all eat one, Mike helps out the 'bots) CROW: Mmmmm....Miphe? (mouth full, muffled) MIKE: Yeph, Crohww? (also muffled) CROW: Wehll...Mphmphhhmph(long unintelligble monologue)Mph mphhmphmph? TOM: Hmmph? MIKE: (To Pearl) Helph! We nehd Mhlk! (Muffled) (CF) PEARL: Ha! You've fell into my latest trap! Sneaky, huh! Take all the world's milk and distribute extra thick brownies to the world! Soon everyone will be unable to tell what each other are saying and then I will rule the world! OBSERVER: Yes! Total domination! (SOL) MIKE: (A little less muffled) Yeah, but first the...mphh...Milk. (CF) PEARL: Okay, okay. Brainy? OBSERVER: Done. (sends gallon of milk over) (SOL: after they all drink it, empty jug on table) CROW: Ahh... TOM: I don't feel clogged anymore! It's a miracle! MIKE: Wow, Pearl, this could actually work! (CF) PEARL: Well, thanks for supporting the consession stand, now for your feature presentation. Remember that Pokemon lemon from a while back? Well, I found another one by a new guy named Anime-X. It isn't as badly written as before, but you still will experience total nausea and/or vomiting. Brain Guy? OBSERVER: Shall I send them more brownies? PEARL: Just the movie. OBSERVER: Right. (SOL) TOM: Oh, great. MIKE: Remember to clean up this mess after the movie, okay, Servo? (Lights and beacons go off) ALL: MOVIE SIGN!!! (Doors go: 6,5,4,3,2,1---) (All enter, sit down in usual chairs) >>>Hey there, I'm studying to be writer, so I must try every form of stories >>>ever made. CROW: Those are the basic ground rules, yes. >>>The only stories I never made up are porn stories. MIKE: So he has to start now for simple consistency. >>>Now I'm no expert at these sort of things (meaning I don't surf the web >>>for xxx sites), TOM: Credibility meter reads a zero. >>>but I'll give it my best. MIKE: Trying hard never counted for nothing, man... CROW: Go and shatter his self esteem, why don't ya? >>>I won't have the characters jump on each others at the very beginning since >>>I like my stories to have some sense. TOM: On each other's what? CROW: It hasn't even started and already it doesn't make sense. >>>I chose to use the Pokemon characters since I'm a big fan of the show and the games. MIKE: And because Pokemon just have a way of turning you on... TOM: Mike! MIKE: Okay... >>>You'll notice that I did not give out my e-mail address on this page, CROW: As a safety to my health... >>>well that's because I don't want to be bothered. This is only for my own personal >>>learning experience. TOM: Get it, his own learning experience? CROW: Servo, can it. >>>If my first erotic story makes an impact, then I will be satisfy. MIKE: And WE will be satisfy if YOU just shut up. >>>If you want me to make more stories, just contact the site where you >>>read my story and if there's more then 10 request, I will make another one. TOM: You see, it's tough to pull these out of the dumpster, so... >>>Also, English is not my native tongue, so there's bound to be spelling >>>mistakes, live with it ! CROW: I bet he's just faking it so we'd take pity on him. >>>For now, on with the Story. MIKE:(intro music) Ba da da ba da baaa! >>>Pokemon, a new experience ! CROW: Pikachu's stint with narcotics. >>>By Anime-X MIKE: What's the "X" stand for? TOM: Possibly 'X'treme silliness. >>>Our heroes are on their way to Cinnabar Island, but before they can get to >>>a ship deck, they'll have to make a few stops between towns. MIKE: Wow, 50-some miles between the stern and bow so they build a coupla towns on the boat. >>>Ash: So Brock, where are we going ? TOM: (Brock) To hell! >>>Brock: According to the map, we're heading to a new town called Trainer's Dream. CROW: Trainers 'Wet' Dream... MIKE: Crow... >>>Misty: Trainer's Dream, I wonder who came up with such a name ? CROW: Obviously idiots like our heroes, here. >>>After 10 minutes, they arrived. TOM: ...Somewhere. MIKE: Wherever you go, there you are. >>>Ash: Wow, look at all the Pokemon trainers ! TOM: (Ash) Fresh meat! >>>Misty: Never mind the trainers, there's a fast food restaurant over there ! >>>Brock: Great, we haven't has a decent meal in 2 days ! CROW: ...Uh, so I bit him. Oh, wait, that's not right... >>>About 20 minutes later. MIKE: ...They arrived again. >>>Ash: I'm going to battle with those trainers, come on Pikachu ! >>>Pikachu: Pikachu ! TOM: Well, at least we don't have to put up with stupid dialogue out of Pikachu. >>>Brock: Yikes ! CROW: Zounds! MIKE: Wowser! >>>Misty: What's wrong Brock ! >>>Brock: Girls, in that public swimming pool ! CROW: (Brock) Cooties! Ackk! >>>Misty: Brock wait ! Oh well, looks like it's you and me Togepi. MIKE: (Misty) Someday I'm gonna tether that Brock to a chair, seriously. >>>Misty saw a women clothing boutique. TOM: So, Misty saw a boutique, being clothed by a woman? MIKE: That's what it sounds like... >>>Misty: Cool, I'll check it out. >>>Misty notice a couple of young guys standing in front of the boutique. CROW: They were making drunken passes at the window mannequins. >>>Misty: You know, that's a women boutique. >>>Guy 1: We know, we're just waiting for our girlfriends. MIKE: Why do women take so long in department stores? It's like a conspiracy or something... >>>Guy 2: Ya, guys aren't allowed in there ! TOM: (German accent) Yah, Yah! >>>Misty: They sure have some beautiful dresses in there. CROW: (Misty) I sure wish I had one, seeing as I'm totally nude... MIKE: Crow, she's maybe 12, 13 at the most! CROW: I'm just setting up a lemon trigger! TOM: find her arousing... >>>Guy 1: Humm.. >>>Misty: What ? MIKE: (Guy 1) Just what I said, 'Humm'! >>>Guy 1: Uh, nothing. It's just that when I look at you, I don't see the >>>kind of girl who would wear a dress. TOM: (Guy 1) I see the kind of girl that wears a padded bra. >>>Misty: You don't ? >>>Guy 2: I don't see a girl at all ! CROW: (Guy 2) I'm so confused! May I check in your pants for proof of your gender? >>>Misty: What ! >>>Guy 1: Shut up you idiot! Forgive my dumb friend here, he's a real jack ass! >>>No but it really doesn't look like dresses are your stile. MIKE: Turnstile, that is... TOM: That was lame, Mike. >>>The girlfriends came out. CROW: ...Of hiding for 23 years in some old Amish guy's basement. >>>Girls: We're done ! MIKE: Let's check to be sure. Got a fork? >>>Guy 1: Well, nice talking to you. CROW: (Guy 1) I had a nice time killing your self esteem. >>>Misty looked at her reflection in the window. TOM: She noticed she had no breasts whatsoever. >>>Misty: No wonder guys never paid any attention to me, I look like I came from >>>a circus. MIKE: She's the elephant! CROW: Nahh, more like the dancing poodle. >>>I'm going in ! >>>Sells Lady: I'm sorry, guys aren't allo... Oh I'm sorry ! I really need to >>>get these glasses checked ! MIKE: Wow, so this store sells lady too? They're really stocked. >>>Misty: Do you have anything in blue ? TOM: (Clerk) No, all we have is olive green and puce. >>>Two hours later, Misty walked out of the store wearing a pretty blue dress. She >>>even took out the elastic to loosen her beautiful short red hair. CROW: Well, I've never seen more attractive looking text. >>>Misty: Hey Ash ! >>>Ash: Excuse me, do I know you ? >>>Pikachu: Pikapika TOM: If Peter Piper pika pika Pickled peppers... >>>Pikachu jumped in Misty's arm. MIKE: ...Breaking the bone and permanently damaging her left elbow. >>>Misty: It's me Ash. >>>Ash: Misty ?! CROW: (Misty) No, Ash. >>>Misty: Euheuh. ALL: Huh?! >>>Ash: Wow, that dress makes you look pretty. >>>Misty: WHEN I'LL NEED YOUR OPINION ASH I'LL.... wait did you say pretty. TOM: Whoa, Misty's a little bit irritable, huh? >>>Ash: Yyyyessss ! MIKE: Nnnnnooooo! >>>Misty: Oh, thank you. >>>Brock: Hey Ash, it's getting late, lets find the Pokemon INN and .... Hey who's the babe ! CROW: (Ash) Claudia Schiffer, can't you recognize her? >>>Ash: Brock, that's Misty ! >>>Brock: Misty ! MIKE: (Ash) Yes, Misty, for the last frickin' time! >>>They walked to the local Pokemon motel and during the time, Misty notice that >>>every boy was looking at her. For the first time, Misty felt good about her >>>looks. TOM: In a single day, Misty became the biggest slut this side of Cerulean City. MIKE: Is this gonna turn into an orgy of prepubescent horny kids, or... CROW: Or? MIKE: ...horny Pokemon? >>>In the Poke INN main office CROW: ...Stuff happened. >>>Clerk: You're lucky, there's only three rooms left. >>>In Misty's Room TOM: Ironically the only one with the Spice channels unlocked... >>>Misty: Well I'm due for a shower. MIKE: (Misty)...and a creme rinse, and a facial, and a back massage, oh Aaaassshhh? >>>She took off her clothes and looked at herself in the mirror TOM: (Misty) Hmm, maybe I should shave that... CROW: (laughs) >>>Misty: That's funny, without the dress, I don't look much like a girl, far less >>>a woman. CROW: And this is funny?! >>>I guess I just need time to grow. TOM: (Misty) ...a weiner and become a guy. MIKE: Tom, Can it!!! >>>My sisters are all beautiful, so I >>>guess I'll have a better body in a couple years. CROW: (Misty) I'm a big kid now! >>>She looked at her breast and picture them larger. MIKE: So, how many does she have? >>>She took her shower and went to bed. When she lift up the covers of the bed, >>>she screamed like hell. >>>Misty: AHHHHAHAHHAHHA, roaches ! ALL: Ah, Ha Ha ha Ha Haa! (Laugh heartily) CROW: Roaches are so humorous, huh? >>>In the Poke INN main room MIKE: ...Something else happened, and Misty got naked. >>>Misty: There's roaches in my bed, DO SOMETHING !!! >>>Clerk: Calm down, we'll take care of it tomorrow. TOM: (Clerk) I'd do it now, but, y'see, I still get paid regardless. >>>Misty: Tomorrow, where the hell I'm I suppose to sleep, that was your room ! >>>Clerk: Well you can either sleep on this couch or in this spare bed for which we >>>can bring to one of your friends room. CROW: Lemon trigger number....let's see...4? >>>Misty: I'll take the bed. TOM: If she didn't, a sex scene would make no sense, and God forbid it not making sense. >>>Knock Knock: ALL: Who's There? >>>Ash: Misty, do you know what time it is ! ALL: Misty, do you know what time it is who? >>>Misty: Shut up and let me in. MIKE: Uh, I don't get it. >>>Ash: Don't you have a room ?! >>>Misty: It's infested, so now I'm crashing in here, OK ! >>>Ash: All right, all right. good night. CROW: (Misty) No, I meant I'm crashing a plane in here and I just thought I should tell you. TOM: (Plane) Eeeeeeeeee.....WHAM! >>>Misty couldn't sleep, she kept thinking of the first day that boys looked at >>>her. She quietly went to the bathroom and took off her PJs. CROW: I'm losing count of these lemon triggers. >>>She looked at herself again. She was really starting enjoying pretending that she had an >>>adult body. She started to get a bit hot so she sat down on the toilet. MIKE: That didn't work, so she got a few ice cubes out of the freezer... TOM: Are you pretending to be totally stupid, or what, Mike? >>>She genteelly started touching the lips of her pussy, caressing them up and down. CROW: I don't think the cat is gonna appreciate it. >>>She closed her eyes, took a deep breath, and started to finger herself. She tried to keep >>>it calm but she was really good at this and she moaned a bit to loud. Ash got up >>>and knocked on the bathroom door. MIKE: (Ash) Need any help in there? >>>Ash: Is everything all right ? >>>Misty was quick to respond >>>Misty: Ya, must have been something I've eaten. TOM: (Misty) Ooowee, I'm really letting off some gas in here, got a match? >>>Ash: OK. >>>Ash went back to sleep. CROW: You know, Mike, I hope Ash stays asleep for a long time. MIKE: Me too. Misty masturbating is simply all I can take at this point. >>>Misty: That was a close one. >>>Misty just couldn't satisfy herself tonight TOM: She really needed a Snickers. >>>Misty: Damit, I got to have some more. Maybe there's something in here too, no. >>>She went into the room >>>Misty: No nothing in here. Nothing in there. Nothing under the bed. CROW: You can't really screw yourself with a dust bunny, can you? >>>Ash woke up MIKE: ...To the sounds of babbling brooks and other Nature crap. >>>Ash: Misty, what are you doing ? TOM: (Misty) The Macarena! (Mike gets up and almost starts it, but decides not to and sits down) >>>Misty looked at him and smiled. She said to herself: But there's something in >>>the bed. MIKE: Lemme guess, a slightly surprised Pokemon trainer with a name synonymous with soot. >>>She sat down next to Ash who was still very sleepy. She rubbed his hair and >>>touched his face. Ash just couldn't understand what was going on. >>>Ash: Misty, what are... CROW: (Ash) ...why are you rubbing my cheeks? MIKE: Crow! >>>Misty: Ush, I need to ask you something. TOM: Okay, Who the hell is 'Ush'? >>>Ash: What ? >>>Misty: Do you get erections ? MIKE: Oh, no. Here we go. Brace yourselves, guys. >>>Ash: What ! CROW: (Misty) Boners, Hard-ons, Stiff Willies...you know. >>>Misty: Does your penis gets hard sometimes, when you think of girls and.. >>>Ash: I know the definition ! TOM: Katchem, Funk & Wagnell... >>>Misty: Well ? >>>Ash: None of your business. >>>Misty: Oh well, I guess I'll have to find out. CROW: Mike, are you sure you can't turn it off? >>>Ash: Misty, what the hell ar.... TOM: ...whatever. >>>Misty removed the top of her PJs, revealing her small , but cute breast to Ash. MIKE: I thought she was already naked. CROW: And she seems to only have one breast. >>>Ash: ........ MIKE: How does one say "........"? TOM: It's morse for "dot-dot-dot-dot-dot". >>>Ash was speechless. Misty looked at him with the sexiest eyes she's ever made. TOM: Ash starts to wonder what Misty has been smoking... >>>Misty: Well, aren't you going to touch them ? CROW: But there's just one! >>>Ash: ..... >>>Misty took Ash right hand and held it to her breast. Using her other hand, she reached down and grabbed Ash's dick. TOM: Clark? MIKE: Somehow I doubt it. >>>His cock, as expected, was hard. TOM: That's one difficult rooster. MIKE: Riff of the day! CROW: Servo for 2 points! >>>She got up the bed, took off the rest of her PJs, removed the blanket revealing Ash's >>>dick and approached him. CROW: Can I say it? MIKE: Go ahead. CROW: Doinnnggggg! >>>Ash: Misty, I... >>>She silenced him again has she rubbed his dick. She looked at him while she >>>stepped at the end of the bed so that she could be closer to his cock. TOM: What, is she saying hello? >>>She bent down and started licking his cock. Ash just couldn't believe what was happening. CROW: Then Ash's dick got really really big and broke a window. MIKE: Where was that from? CROW: I don't really know...It sounded better in my head. >>>Misty was naked and she was putting his penis in her mouth. At first he couldn't understand >>>why, but then, he got a cool feeling about it. TOM: Yeah, sexual pleasure does have a way of making you feel good, huh? >>>She stooped the blow job and asked him: >>>Misty: Do you know how to cum ? >>>Ash: Cum ? MIKE: Cum Together, right now...(ba ba ba ba)...over me. TOM: Mike, do you have any idea what you just said? MIKE: ...Eyuchhh!!! >>>Misty: Ejaculate, you know that white stuff that comes out when your penis is >>>that hard ! CROW: (Misty) You know, half and half. >>>Ash: Oh that ! It comes out sometime in my sleep. TOM: The little gnomes come and jerk me off every few nights. >>>Misty: When did you start your nocturnal ejaculations ? >>>Ash: About 10 months ago. >>>Misty: When was the last time ? MIKE: (Ash) About 10 months ago. >>>Ash: Two weeks I think, why and how do you know so much about... >>>Misty: I surfed the Internet a lot before I started my Pokemon training. TOM: I knew by that face and boyish attitude that Misty was a porn hound... CROW: No you didn't. >>>Ash: Isn't that illegal or... >>>Misty: Be quiet and lick me ! >>>Ash: Lick you ? TOM: (Misty) Yeah! Like a Popsicle! CROW: Don't forget to break her in half on the counter! MIKE: I get the feeling they talk a lot during sex. >>>Misty: Just bring your head between my legs and lick my crutch ! TOM: Huh? >>>Ash: Crutch ?! CROW: Misty must've broken her leg or something. >>>Misty: Boy, you got nothing else then Pokemon on the brain. Lick my vagina ! >>>Ash: Oh that, euh why ! MIKE: For the record, what does 'euh' mean? >>>Misty: It will give me the same feeling that you had when I put your penis in my >>>mouth. >>>Ash: I guess I should give you back want gave me. CROW: Translate that please. >>>Misty: Ad-a-boy TOM: Ad-a-boy to a cot and you get a boycott! MIKE: Add a boy to a cot with a know it all, oversexed tomboy pokemon trainer, and you get this fic. >>>Misty stated moaning so loud that she woke up Pikachu and Togepi. >>>Pikachu: Pikachu >>>Togepi: Touki Touki MIKE: Great, now they're living video cameras. CROW: Pikachu's electric, he could hook himself to the web and make some money... >>>Ash: Oh no, we woke them up ! >>>Misty: Just shut up and keep licking ! >>>Ash: Yes mam, I mean Misty. TOM: Eww, did he just call her Mom? >>>Misty: Good, enough. Now lie down. >>>She mounted him, bringing her young virgin pussy to his young and not so hard >>>virgin cock. MIKE: And she lubed him up with virgin olive oil! CROW: Good one, Nelson! >>>Ash: Wait Misty, I know what you want to do and I can't let you ! TOM: Ash, for the record, is insane. >>>Misty: Don't worry, Pikachu and Togepi won't tell anyone. CROW&MIKE: (Pikachu & Togepi) Yes we will!!! >>>Ash: No, but I know that I don't want you to have a baby. MIKE: (Ash)...on the new carpet. >>>Ash: Ash you idiot ! Do you really think I would fuck you if I was ovulating ! TOM: Bad enough Ash yells at himself, but he ovulates too? CROW: I think Misty was supposed to say that. >>>Ash really didn't want to do this >>>Ash: What about all those diseases I heard about ?! MIKE: (Misty) Just stay off the blisters and you'll be fine. >>>Misty: All right then ! >>>She got up and went to the bathroom. TOM: ...On the bed. >>>Ash checked her butt while she was walking to the bathroom, it was small and so cute. CROW: Gee, wouldn't have thought a 10 year old would think that... >>>He though that she gave up, but she came back with a small square package. MIKE: Ooh, she's gonna tea-stain him! CROW: I don't think so. >>>She ripped opened the package and took out something that looked like a weird balloon >>>to Ash. She placed it over his cock. >>>Ash: Hey ! TOM: (Ash) Homie don't play that! >>>Misty: This is a condom, it protects both partners form diseases and prevents >>>pregnancy. CROW: (Misty) Put it over your head so I don't have to listen to you. >>>She forced Ash to lie down as she mounted him again. Ash wanted to get away ! TOM: (Misty) It'll just hurt for a second... MIKE: I didn't know Ash was a Lenny Kravitz fan... >>>He knew that he could take her, but a part of him wanted to let her do what she was >>>about to do. MIKE: Why isn't this guy saying "She wants to have sex" and keeps coming up with a bunch of ambiguous phrases? CROW: Your guess is as good as mine. TOM: Remember, he's not an expert at being a blatant pervert, he said so himself. >>>Finally, he though that she just might knew what she was doing and >>>he stopped struggling. Misty notice his cooperation and she smiled and kissed >>>him. CROW: Aww... TOM: Some affection in this mass of idiocy and meaningless lust. >>>Ash just took a deep breath while she was pushing to get his cock up into >>>her crutch. MIKE: Why does she need to stand up on those in bed? >>>She really knew what she was doing. CROW: ...for the umpteenth time. >>>She pushed and pushed, both of them were in pain but it didn't matter. TOM: Why are they doing it if it's painful? >>>Misty: Don't just lie there and moan, do something. MIKE: (Misty) Get me a beer or something. TOM: (Misty) Leave your dick here. >>>Ash placed both of his hands on her breast while she keep pushing. CROW: What is she pushing? TOM: Crack, maybe? >>>He rubbed her cute tits until they got real hard. MIKE: Once again, Anime-X shows his total disregard for the age of his subjects. >>>Ash started to feel what he had felt while he was sleeping for the last 10 months, >>>he was about to burst ! TOM: (Ash) Time for boom. MIKE: He's been asleep for 10 months? >>>Ash: Misty, think I'm going to... CROW: ...Combust? >>>Misty: No Ash, don't. >>>Ash: It's hard not to ! TOM: We feel for ya, kid. >>>Misty: Just think of something else, like Pokemon for example. >>>Ash: Your right, it's working, but when can... MIKE: ...when can we leave? >>>Misty: I'll squeeze your arm when I'm ready. >>>She kept at it for about five minutes. TOM: Wow, Misty's one serious pumping machine for a 12 year old virgin. CROW: You said it. >>>During that time, Ash tough about getting to Cinnabar Island and getting a Volcano Badge. MIKE: I suddenly have a craving for a Cinnabon and a Candy Bar at the same time. TOM: I wonder why... >>>He then looked at Pikachu and Togepi who seamed to be enjoying the show. CROW: (stuffy voice) In new scientific studies, 9 out of 10 Pokemon like sex. >>>Suddenly Ash felt his arm squeezed. >>>He looked at misty >>>Misty: Ash it's time ! TOM: Time for some Football!!! MIKE: Not the same thing. TOM: Oh. >>>He quickly got back in the game. >>>Misty: All right Ash on 3. CROW: Ash is on line 3, who wants me to put him on perpetual hold? MIKE&TOM: Me! >>>One, two threeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!!!!!! MIKE: Ahh, counting during sex is a great way to allieviate stress and heart disorders. CROW: Huh? >>>They stopped moving for minute, then they looked at each other. She kissed him >>>passionately and said: TOM: (Misty) I didn't feel a damn thing. MIKE: (Ash) Neither did I. >>>Misty: Thank you. CROW: ...for nothing! >>>They fell asleep and spent a wonderful night. CROW: They did it over and over for a solid 10 hours. >>>Misty had set the alarm 15 minutes >>>before 8:00 AM so that they could clean up the place so that it would look like >>>nothing happened. MIKE: Like the cleaning lady isn't going to smell the heavy odor of sex in the room. >>>Misty: Wake up Ash, it's morning. TOM: (Misty) I want it again! >>>Ash had slept on Misty's breast all night CROW: Her wonderfully pillowesque nonexistant breasts. MIKE: I want a pillow now. >>>Misty: Well you probably had a good night sleep. >>>Ash: I feel weird. TOM: (Ash) Need coffee....zzzzz... >>>Misty: Me too, I guess this is the feeling of loosing your virginity. OK, lets >>>cleanup. MIKE: Enter the Anal-Rententive Chef. >>>10 minutes later, knock knock ALL: Who's there?! >>>Misty: Come in ! ALL: Come in Who? CROW: Ohh...okay, I get it. >>>Brock: Misty, what are doing here. TOM: We can see that the what IS doing there, we just don't understand why. >>>Misty: My room was infested, so I slept here. >>>Brock: Hey I think something's wrong with Togepi and Pikachu. CROW: (Brock) They seem to have no more respect for their trainers.... >>>The two Pokemon were frozed up like stuff toys. MIKE: Or like the aforementioned popsicles. >>>Misty whispered to Ash: They're probably in shocked from last night. TOM: (Misty) ...you know, when we did it. CROW: (Ash) We what? I was stoned. >>>Ash and Misty started to giggle. MIKE: Not only does the hotel have a roach problem, but a NO2 leak as well. CROW: I don't think this is funny. >>>Brock: This is no time to laugh, it could be serious. Lets bring them to the >>>Pokemon center. >>>Like Misty and Ash said, it was just a shock from seeing their trainers do >>>something like that. CROW: This guy has a problem with saying "Have Sex". TOM: Yet has no problem saying "virgin pussy". MIKE: 'Least he doesn't say stuff like "His thing went into her thing and they, uh, you know..." >>>So our heroes went on with their journey to Cinnabar >>>Island. TOM: ...Where the Cinnabars run free... >>>Brock: Hey Misty, where's that new dress ? >>>Misty: Oh I returned it, it wasn't my stile. CROW: (Misty) ...it got stained. MIKE: More Clinton-Bashing. >>>Brock: To bad, it looked really good on you. CROW: (Brock) Almost female. >>>Ash: I like her just the way she is. TOM: (Ash) ...Nympho! >>>Brock: Humm.. >>>The others: What ? MIKE: (Brock) Nothing, just humming. TOM: Pikachu and Togepi said "What?" >>>Brock: Why does Pikachu keep looking at both of you every two seconds. CROW: Not much time to look at much else, huh? MIKE: Turning Pokemon Heads, new name for a band. >>>Ash: I don't know TOM: (Ash) ...anything. >>>He said while putting his hand on Misty's butt. CROW: (Ash) Nice game today, Misty. MIKE: Ahh, when puppy love goes horribly wrong... >>>Misty: I guess he must still be a little wusy. CROW: They're all little wussies, aren't they? >>>Brock: Hey look guys, this store sells bikes really cheep. Ash, this would be a >>>good time to pay back Misty's bike ! >>>Ash looked worried for a second TOM: (Ash) I lost my wallet back in Vermillion City! MIKE: Ash Katchem, your credit card has been....declined! >>>Misty: I don't care about that anymore ! CROW: (Misty) I just want sex! >>>Brock: You don't ! CROW: (Misty) Yes I do! >>Misty: Ash gave me something better instead ! TOM: A pat on the behind! >>>She said smiling MIKE: (Misty) "Smiling!" >>>Brock: What could be better than a bike ? TOM: Maybe a car? MIKE: A jet? CROW: More sex? MIKE: Crow... >>>Ash and Misty gave each other a romantic look and continued walking. They knew >>>now that they had a brand new kind of relationship. TOM: A sigh is just a sigh.... >>>The End MIKE: Ahh, finally, the underage orgy has ended. >>>To be continued ? ALL: NOOOOOO!!!!! (Run screaming from theater, 1..2..3..4..5..6..bone) (SOL: Mike and Crow drag large machine on stage, Tom is still forcing garbage down his throat) MIKE: There, Tom, we now have ended your petty attempts to slack off on garbage duty. CROW: Yeah, we got an automatic garbage compactor and removal unit. TOM: (spits out more garbage) Huh? CROW: Yeah, we feel that with this, you wont need to hide the garbage when its your turn, because we'll all put it in here before it piles up. TOM: Wow guys, now you'll keep me from slacking off by letting me slack off! I can't thank you enough! (leaves) MIKE: Well, we settled that, huh? CROW: Yup, now he'll really suffer.... (Pause) CROW: (dawning) Hey, wait-a-minute... (Castle Forrester: Pearl and Brain Guy are holding clipboards, not paying attention to anything else, Bobo is carrying various crates.) PEARL: Bobo, take those 63 boxes of brownies in that corner to the Cincinatti chute... (Checks off clipboard) BOBO: (Carrying loads of boxes) Roger... OBSERVER: 108 boxes to the San Francisco chute... BOBO: (Changing direction) Check.... PEARL: 237 to Canada... BOBO: (Again) Okeedokee... OBSERVER: 129 to England... BOBO: (Again) No problem... PEARL: 524 to China... BOBO: (Losing balance) Uh... OBSERVER: 321 to Australia... BOBO: (Tipping) Hold on... PEARL: 6 to downtown Rhode Island... BOBO: (Falling) Whoa...whoa! (CRASH!) OBSERVER: (Not paying attention) 143 to El Salvador... (Pause) BOBO: (Under a lot of boxes) ...Ow... (Fade out and end credits) ************************************************************************************************* Thanks to Seth Triggs for showing me the wonderful world of MSTing, Best Brains for making the best TV show ever made, and Anime X for writing such hideous crap. I hope no one sues. By Matt Scott, Email RenegadeX3@aol.com Send Comments, fanfics, etc., I need more material to work off of! ************************************************************************************************* Stinger: ">>>Misty: Do you get erections ?"