Ranma 1/2 is owned by rumiko takahashi and distributed by Viz and Kitty video Precious, Dio and Azure belong to be, John Felix Humdrum Sparkle is owned by Em (forgot her e-mail! sorry!) and storm belongs to Nikki (Darn, forgot her's too!) All used with premission of course! This MSTing was done by John Felix (oderusu@mscomm.com) and Simmy (pparris@ix.netcom.com) -- (Scene: The usual room we've seen for the past 2 MSTings. Our three heros come on rather slowly and limp over to the couch) Azure: For crying out loud Dio, you didn't have to go that overboard on the set! Dio: It's our first music video, I want it to look great! Precious: We're in it, what more do we need to make it "Great"? Dio: Okay Okay, I'm sorry! Now, who's coming in this time? Precious: Well, we had a screw-up and we're having two guests today... Azure: ...And they are? Precious: ...Storm And another man named... Humdrum Sparkle Dio: Are they here already? Precious: I Think they are. Azure: Bring 'em in then! (The door opens slowly and in walks in a rather tall pale man with long black hair and big brown eyes, He wears a shiny black T-Shirt and leather pants. after he cones in and greets the three men, In comes in a... man with wild green hair, an eyebrow ring, a large boa and bright red lipstick. His Hot Pink Fishnet show off his rather psychotic fashion sense. He bounces in and immediately greets each person with a loud "Hi" and a handshake) Storm: So... Why exactly are we here today? Precious: You're here to review a fictitious piece of literature based in an already established world... (Sparkle just stares blankly at Precious until Dio Nudges him) Dio: We're gonna mock some Fanfiction Sparkle: Okay! Storm: Why did I get myself into this... Azure: Because we pay you by the hour Storm: Oh, yeah! that's why! start the fic! start the fic! (Precious turns on the television and presses the play button on the VCR) >Series: Ranma >Title: Ukyou and Shampoo get down on Ranma Sparkle: Gotta get down and funky! Storm: ...I Don't think they mean that, Sparkle. >Author: Philip Mak (pmak@cs.dal.ca) > Dio: ...Distant half cousin once removed of Sailor Mac Precious: Very distant. >There is a bit of blood in this fic but don't let it scare ya. I assure >you, both Shampoo and Ukyou are going to walk away with big grins on their >faces. :) If you liked "Okonomiyaki Orgy" you will probably like this. > Azure: "Okonomiyaki Orgy", that title just reeks of PWP syndrome. Sparkle: PWP? Precious: 'Plot, What Plot?" >--- > >Standard disclaimers apply. Don't sue me, I have no money. > >Ranma 1/2 and its characters belongs to Rumiko Takahashi. > >Special thanks to the author of "Okonomiyaki Orgy" which was partial >inspiration for me to write this fic. > Dio: Kuno is ready to smite thee for such insolence. >Text in quotes ("") indicate normal speech. >Text surrounded by asterisks (**) indicate either thoughts or sound effects. > Storm: And as we all know, thought and sound are one in the same. >Ukyou and Shampoo get down on Ranma >=================================== > >Shampoo had Ranma cornered against the wall of the bathroom. She had >picked the right moment to strike, Sparkle: I Can see it now, "Xian Pu's 'First Strike'. Coming to a theater near you!" > when there was no one else in the Tendo >Dojo. Genma and Soun were out drinking beer, Precious: That's sake, which really tastes like battery acid. Dio: ...And you know how battery acid tastes like? > Kasumi was out shopping, >Nabiki was out extorting money from someone, and Akane was over at a >friend's house. > Storm:(Philip) But that's another lemon in itself, and pray I never write it. >Shampoo turned her back to Ranma briefly, as she undid the buttons on her >Chinese clothing. She turned back to face Ranma as she let her clothing >fall to the floor, leaving her completely naked. She smiled at Ranma, >purring seductively. > Dio: Oof! (Hods stomach) Bad Oscar flashback. >"What are you doing, Shampoo?! Put your clothes back on; I told you I'm >not interested!", Precious: Ranma take a stand? Never gonna happen! > exclaimed Ranma. Even in his agitated state, he noticed >just how desirable Shampoo's body looked. Shampoo's breasts were well >sized, somewhat bigger than those of his girl form. Azure: If Shampoo and Ling Ling are any indication of Chinese girls... Wow > Her luscious curves >accentuated her abdomen sexily, running off into a pair of well rounded >hips and shapely legs. Sparkle: That's not Shampoo, that's Suzanne Sommers and her thigh master! > Her shaved cunt glistened slightly in the light in >anticipation of what was to come. Ranma started sweating as he could feel >his own manhood being aroused by the sight in front of him. Precious: Ranma then ran off to find Ryouga for- Storm: That's your lemon, not this one. Precious: Oh yeah. > >"Stop stupid talking Ranma! Ahh... what you can do with body like this?" Dio: Play basketball? Storm: Go bowling? Azure: Form absolutely stunning melon dishes that are sure to impress the guests? Sparkle: What?! Azure: ...Roll them in your hands for stress relief? (Dio turns to Storm) Dio: He's been watching Martha Stewart, don't mind him. >asked Shampoo, as she unhooked the shower head from the wall and turned on >the cold water. The spray of cold water ran over her luscious curves, >dripping onto the floor. Her transformation took place, leaving a cute >white cat with pink paws in her pile of clothing on the floor. Storm: Didn't angelica have that cat? Dio: Fluffy... THE DAMNED!! > "Mrrrrow." >Ranma looked down in horror at the adorable cat standing before him. He >tried to back up as much as he could, only to run into the wall. Azure: Going right through the wall in the process... > >*Now you're mine,* thought Shampoo-neko. She disentangled herself from the >pile of clothing on the floor, and slowly padded her way towards Ranma, >all the while swishing her tail cutely. Precious: Aw, he's too sexy for his cat! poor pussy, poor pussy cat! (Storm grabs precious by the neck collar and brings him close) Storm: If you even MENTION Right Said Fred EVER AGAIN... > >"C-c-c-cat..." Ranma trembled as he edged into the wall, trying >to get himself as far away from the cat as possible, but to no >avail. With a well-placed leap, Shampoo-neko leapt onto Ranma's >right shoulder as she nuzzled her face into his cheek, licking >him gently. "Mrrrrow," she meowed cutely. > Dio: Now lets pray that Rampage-chan comes in and eats the cat... All: Amen! >Ranma backpedaled across the room screaming, trying to shake Shampoo-neko >off of him but much too afraid to touch her. As Ranma changed direction, >Shampoo-neko found herself clinging on desperately to Ranma's shoulder to >avoid being thrown off. Sparkle: Look on the bright side, you can now show off those scars and claim it's from 'Nam! > On instinct, she extended her claws, digging into >Ranma's shoulder. He let out a cry of pain, as his whole body froze in >terror and Shampoo-neko nuzzled herself closer to him... > Storm: For some reason I'm thinking of those Garfield suction-cup things you stick on the window of your car... >*Aaaahhh!!! C-c-c-cat... must... get... away...* thought Ranma as he tried >to get his muscles to move but only succeeded in loosing his balance and >falling down. Shampoo-neko batted Ranma's face with her tail playfully, as >an expression of terror crossed his face... Azure: Frightening your love interest to the brink of terror is NOT suggested by Dr. Ruth! > >"Mrrrow." This was not Shampoo-neko's voice. She had finally driven him >over the edge, as the neko-ken kicked in. Ranma got up from his sitting >position onto all fours, as his hands and feet curled like a cat's paws. >"Mrrrrrow." > Dio: No, No, No! you have it wrong, its "Meroooooooooow".. say it with me... Storm: Dio is starting to scare me... Azure: He's like that all the time. >*Now's my chance!* thought Shampoo-neko. She leapt off Ranma, bounding >over to the furo in a few quick steps and hopped in, sending out a small >splash of water. Ranma-nekoken started leaping around the room like a cat. Precious: (Ranma) GottaFindOscarGottaFindOscarGottaFindOscar! (Dio slaps Precious upside the head) >Suddenly, a purple blur shot out of the furo, attaching itself to Ranma in >a tight embrace. "Ranma, wo ai ni!" cried Shampoo. Precious: "Wo ai ni?" Dio: Shampoo's abbreviation for "why old assholes in Naples, Italy?" Sparkle: You have far too much time on your hands, Dio. > >Ranma-nekoken jumped up in surprise at the sudden attack. He leapt out of >Shampoo's grasp, doing a flip in midair and landing on all fours, facing >Shampoo. Storm: Even in cat-fist he doesn't want her, what an insult! Azure: I think Ranma knows nothing about sex, or... Precious: Or what? Azure: He's a Homo who's trying to cover up the fact that he likes Ryouga. Storm: There you go again with your fantasies... > He hunched his back in a threatening stance and hissed at >Shampoo. Shampoo got up cautiously, appraising her opponent. *Ai ren want >to play hard to get, but is ok. Here come Shampoo!* > Dio: (Beetlejuice) Here I come, baby! >Shampoo suddenly leapt up in the air, and swooped down on Ranma-nekoken in a >tackle hug. Azure: That's a glomp Sparkle: ...Glomp isn't even a real word! > He was too fast for her however, and leapt out of the way. She >grabbed at Ranma-nekoken, but only succeeded in ripping off his shirt. As the >floor approached, she rolled as she landed to lessen the impact, and stood up >to face Ranma. > >Ranma-nekoken approached Shampoo cautiously. He batted a paw at Shampoo >while hissing, warning her off. Precious: (Ranma) Back off, I'm in love with a hermaphrodite who can't spell for shit! > Shampoo suddenly dove towards Ranma, >trying to grab him. Ranma chose that moment to attack, and leapt up right >into Shampoo's trajectory. She tried to grab Ranma but it was too late, as >she slammed into him chest first, her bare breasts pressing into his chest >as they rolled across the room in a tangle of arms and legs. Sparkle: Right foot blue? Storm: I played Twister once; It was quite boring by myself. Azure: The games the lonesome play. Dio: However, Naked twister... > >Ranma-nekoken landed on the floor on top of Shampoo, jumping backwards off of >her. He hissed and slashed at her with his hand hitting her right between the >legs, his fingernails digging into her pussy lips and drawing a thin line >>of blood. Shampoo yowled in pain at the blow. She stumbled backwards and >>got to her feet, Sparkle: You would think the "mood" would be gone after that. Storm: A little "bloodletting" never hurt anyone. >a drop of blood from her torn petals trickling down her leg. The >pain from the scratch aroused her pussy glands, as her love juices began to >flow. Dio: I suddenly crave grape juice. Azure: That is oddly arousing. Dio: I was kidding!! > >Ranma hunched his back at Shampoo, hissing threateningly. "Mrrroooow!!!" >Shampoo backed away from him a bit, the fear evident in her eyes. Suddenly, >he stopped and relaxed his stance a bit, sniffing the air. Sparkle: (Ranma) B.B.Q.? >"Meow??" He >sniffed the air again, then padded up to Shampoo. He sniffed the petals of >her sex for a moment, then started licking her. > >Shampoo moaned in ecstasy, the pain of her earlier wound slowly fading as >Ranma gently licked around her nether regions. Sparkle: Nether regions? Precious: You know, near the Netherlands. >She lay down on the ground, Azure: ...And took her punishment. >spreading her legs invitingly for him to continue. *Aiya. That herbal tea I >drank really did work...oooohhh...oooooohhhh...Ranma... wo de airen!... >Husband won't be able to resist the scent of my love juices.* Dio: This has Oscar written all over it. Storm: Only the spelling and grammar is better. > >As Ranma tasted more of Shampoo's love juices, he started licking faster >in an effort to lap up more of the tasty fluid. Soon he was licking in a >frenzy, his tongue going at the speed of the Kachuu Tenshin Amaguriken. Precious: People for miles around heard the sonic boom. Dio: Houses shook and windows broke in the city. Sparkle: ...Is anyone else reminded of the song "Cat Scratch Fever"? > >"Aaahhh...Ranma... wo ai ni!" screamed Shampoo as she came forcefully, >her love juices flowing freely out of her cunt. Ranma wasted no time in >lapping it all up with a loud slurping sound, then eagerly pressed his >mouth further into Shampoo's love hole, licking around the insides of it. > Storm: How do you get your whole damn mouth INTO a quote/unquote "love hole"?! >Shampoo moaned loudly at the intense feelings of pleasure wracking her >body. She cried out "Wo da airen!" as Ranma's nose brushed her clitoris. Azure: Nasal sex. It's the new craze at the Tendo Dojo. Dio: It's been done, have you ever seen "Meet The Feebles"? >Shampoo found that the suction was starting to become too much for her as Precious: The tile was being ripped from the walls. >she orgasmed twice in succession again, with Ranma-nekoken showing no >signs of slowing down. Sparkle: What endurance! I wish I could last that long. (Glances shoot across the room) Sparkle: What!?!?! > >"Aaaahh....oooohhh...Ranma...aaahhhh... you no lick Sham...aaahh....poo Storm: "Poo", lets stay with that word, fic! >so fast?..oooohhh," moaned Shampoo as she tried to push Ranma away from >her with her legs to no avail, as they were weak from the three orgasms >she had had already. > Dio: The rubidium she took doesn't help much either. >--- > >Ukyou looked around the grounds of the Tendo Dojo for anyone. She was wearing >her normal okonomiyaki outfit, a shirt and black tights. Her large combat >spatula and bandolier were strapped on her back as usual, and she was >carrying an okonomiyaki delivery box in one hand. Precious: And a gun in the other. Storm: And two bullets loaded Dio: (Ukyou) IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU RANCHAN, NO ONE CAN!! > >Ukyou was looking to ask Ranma out on a date and was trying to find him. She >knocked on the front door, but there was no reply. After a few moments, she >decided to try the doorknob. It was unlocked so she opened the door and went >in, closing it behind her. *Maybe Ranchan is upstairs...* Storm: (Ranma) Just walk on in. See if I care. I'm only getting some. GEEZE! > >As Ukyou took off her shoes at the entryway, she suddenly heard a >high-pitched voice moaning "Wo da airen! Aaaahh....oooohhh...Ranma... >aaahhhh...you no lick Sham... aaahh... poo so fast?..oooohhh," and a loud >slurping coming from the bathroom. A hundred possibilities flashed through Sparkle: Busted! >Ukyou's mind, none of them good. *That sounded like Shampoo! She better >not be trying to seduce my Ranma!* Dio: (Ukyou) That slut! That's MY job! > >Ukyou rushed over to the bathroom, setting her okonomiyaki on the floor and >drawing her combat spatula. She threw the door open, paying no attention to >the "Knock First!" sign and rushed in. She froze in surprise at what she saw. Storm: A bunch of bikers drunk, puking and having fun? Precious: Sounds like one of your parties. Storm: When you got the gift to party, you might as well use it. >Shampoo was completely naked, lying on the floor spread-eagle. Ranma was on >all fours, licking Shampoo's cunt like there was no tomorrow. The sweet aroma >of Shampoo's love juices hung in the room, causing Ukyou's love petals to >stir a bit in arousal. Dio: Since when was Ukyou bisexual? Sparkle: Well, now, I guess. > >Ukyou recovered from her initial surprise and stalked over to Shampoo. >"Just WHAT the heck are you doing with my Ranchan, Shampoo?!" She Azure: (Shampoo)DUH GENIUS! What does it look like? Finger painting?!? >scooped >up Shampoo with her spatula and flipped her off of Ranma-nekoken in one >swift motion, sending Shampoo sprawling to the ground. > >Shampoo sighed in relief, as the too-intense suction on her love tunnel >ceased. Then she remembered just why Ranma stopped licking her and stood >up angrily, her legs shaking slightly from her earlier multiple orgasms. Sparkle: She looks like a new born giraffe. >"You! Pervert spatula girl! You go away, we having fun!" > Dio: (Shampoo) Oh, I one who secretly seduced Ranma, but you pervert girl! >"It was bad enough with you glomping onto Ranma all the time, but now this!" >shouted Ukyou. She then turned towards Ranma-nekoken, who was now sitting on >the floor and licking his paws, Storm: But he's still a human!! > looking on confusedly at the exchange going >on before him. Ukyou realized Shampoo must have gotten Ranma into nekoken >mode to take advantage of him. She changed her expression and said in a sweet >voice, "Here kitty kitty, wouldn't you rather have my body than that Chinese >hussy's?" (Laughter) Precious: (Shampoo) You bitch. > >"Ranma mine, not yours pervert spatula girl. You obstacle, and that is for >killing!" Shampoo charged at Ukyou, grappling her and knocking her >spatula across the room. It landed in the furo with a splash, as Shampoo >(with her cunt spread wide open and dripping juices everywhere) and Ukyou Azure: One thing is for sure, The author is sure graphic. (Sparkle has his hands covering his eyes as he mutters "There's no place like home" over and over again" >rolled across the room, struggling with each other on the ground. > >"Mrrrroooooow?" Ranma-nekoken looked on at the two very attractive girls >before him, wrestling each other for mating rights to him. His cats mind was Dio: His mind was thinking JELL-O! >confused by their actions---shouldn't it have been him fighting for them and >not the other way around? > >"Ranchan's mine you bimbo!" "Ranma Shampoo's not pervert spatula girl's!" >"Over my dead body!!" *RIP* Precious: (Undertaker) You will REST.. IN... PEACE!!! > "Arggh! That was my best shirt!" "Pervert spatula >girl get mouth off of breast!" This last remark came from Shampoo as Ukyou's >mouth ended up on Shampoo's breast. Ukyou suddenly got an idea, grinning to >herself and bit down on Shampoo's nipple hard. She jerked her head backwards, Storm: DAMN! That had to hurt. >trying to pull the nipple out of its socket. Azure: I didn't know nipples had sockets? (Sparkle just blinks) > >Shampoo screamed in pain as Ukyou's teeth sunk into her flesh. She suddenly >got an idea too, and moved her hand over to Ukyou's nether regions, fumbling >around to locate her clitoris through her tights. "What the heck are you >doing you mynx?!" Storm: She's trying to damage your naughty bits, Madam. > exclaimed Ukyou through her clenched teeth, which were >still latched on Shampoo's nipple. Meanwhile Shampoo found Ukyou's clitoris >and pinched it firmly, twisting hard. Dio: Come on, the clitoris is protected by a little hood of flesh, YOU CAN'T JUST GRASP ONTO IT LIKE A BEER TAB! Azure: (Deadpan) I have never seen such erotic fighting in all of my life. Sparkle: (Deadpan) Got to love it. > >Ukyou cried out in pain, releasing her grip on Shampoo's nipple. Shampoo took >the opportunity to yank on Ukyou's clitoris hard, trying to dismember it. Dio: Lets take a tally. Nipples have sockets and clitoris is a member like a arm? >Fortunately for Ukyou, Shampoo's grip slipped and ended up ripping a large >hole in the part of her tights covering her nether regions. > >"Argg, those were my best tights too!" Sparkle: but I thought Kodachi wore the tights... Storm: Honey, don't try to think too hard > exclaimed Ukyou. She counterattacked >with a powerful right hook. Shampoo tried to dodge backwards to avoid it, but >her large cup size worked against her and she ended up getting scratched >across her breast. Precious: (Shampoo) Hey! I paid too much for these to have you mess them up! Azure: I would like to see you say that to her face. > >"You try to ruin Shampoo's body so Ranma no like!?" Dio: Honey, he's in neko-ken mode. anything with a hole will do. Precious: ...You think- (Sparkle covers his ears with his hands) Sparkle: I'M NOT HEARING THIS!! LALALALALA! > "What's there to like >about your body anyway?? Hey get your hands off my breasts! *grab*" "You get >hands off Shampoo cunt. Cunt for Ranma, not you!" "Argg, what are you trying >to do?! Rip my labia off??" Storm: (Ukyou) Well, That piercing does help! Look, Ripcord action! Azure: (Shampoo) *Rip* AAAAAAH! > "Is good idea. *pull*" "You gotta pull harder >than that, like this! *pull*" "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Dio: This has a comical side too. Sparkle: This cat fight is getting old. >"Had >enough, you Chinese mynx?" "Mrrrrooowww!!!" > >By now, a large chunk had been ripped out of Ukyou's shirt, exposing her >breasts for all to see. A similar large chunk was missing from her tights, >exposing her shaved glistening sex. Both girls had each other's hand-prints Storm: (In a taunting voice) I think someone is into shaving. Dio: You'll never know! Azure: I Know, I know!! >all over their breasts, and were squeezing each other's breast hard and >trying to rip off their labia. Both their cunts were dripping juices onto the >floor like mad from the arousal of fighting nude as they grabbed at each >other. Precious: This should be a professional sport. > >Ranma-nekoken meowed as Ukyou's bare cunt was turned towards him as the two >girls struggled, the scent of her sweet sex filling his sensitive nostrils. >The scent of both girls' love juices aroused him greatly. He looked over at >Ukyou's love petals, Sparkle: A Rose is a rose is a rose is a... > then padded over to her. Grabbing the scruff of her neck >with his teeth, he proceeded to mount her. > Storm: What scruff? Is she wearing a boa? >Shampoo grinned evilly as she realized what Ranma-nekoken was about to do. *I >think I'll let Ukyou have what she wants. Too bad she's probably not ready >for this.* Shampoo released her hands from Ukyou's body, and grabbed >Ranma-nekoken's pants, pulling them down as he was about to thrust into >Ukyou. Dio: Yes, there's that little obstacle called your PANTS. > >Ukyou blushed as she realized what Ranma was going to do to her. After all >this time of just being his friend, giving him free meals, cheering him up >when he was down, it was finally starting to pay off. Azure: So giving out gifts and being nice just means you wanna screw the person silly? > Ranma would show his >love to her---her reverie was abruptly cut off as Ranma arched his back and >thrust into her HARD all the way up to his hilt, savagely tearing past her >virgin barriers with an audible ripping sound, causing a few drops of blood >to trickle down her petals onto the floor. Storm: Brutal! Sparkle: Vulgar! Precious: Funny as hell! (Quick glances) > >Ukyou cried out in pain at the sudden penetration of her sex. She didn't have >time to recover though, as Ranma pulled out of her love tunnel then thrust in >hard again. (Dio takes out a video camera and proceeds to tape the Sex) Azure: What exactly are you doing? Dio: Taping this for Jamie to give to Alexander. Storm: You realize Jamie, Alex AND Samantha WILL kill you, don't you? Dio: But he's so cute when he blushes! Azure: ...Not to mention *I* Will kill you if you even try anything! > He pulled his member out, then thrust into her hard a few more >times, Ukyou crying out in pain with each thrust. Sparkle: You could of used a cigar first, you know! Precious: ...I Didn't know you had it in you, kid. > >Ranma-nekoken yowled in frustration, as he seemed to be unable to bring >himself to orgasm. Storm: (Ranma) Shit, Mistook those viagra pills for breath mints! > He started thrusting harder and faster in an effort to >gain release. Shampoo grinned evilly, her hand touching Ranma's shiatsu >impotence spot. *If Ranma doesn't come, he won't stop.* > Dio: (Ukyou) And if Ranma doesn't stop, I wont be able to walk for weeks on end! >Meanwhile Ukyou was struggling to get back up. She finally succeeded in >disengaging herself from Ranma's grip. She whirled on Shampoo angrily. "Why >you little hussy!" Ukyou launched an uppercut at Shampoo, which happened to >connect between her legs. > She found something web and warm close around her >entire hand, and then heard high-pitched shriek of pain coming from Shampoo. (Sparkle immediately faints and slumps to the ground) Azure: Poor kid, someone get some smelling salts! (Dio runs out of the room and comes back with some smelling salts. He brings Sparkle back to) Sparkle: Mommy, I dreamed that I was watching a sick movie and- AAAAAAAAAH!! >Ukyou looked up and noticed she had literally punched herself into Shampoo's >love tunnel. Azure: She shoots! She scores! Precious: You got to punch it, before you munch it. Dio: Ukyou doubles as a "Sex Intruder 2000" Sparkle: That punch puts Tyson's " ear biting " to shame. > >Shampoo lay on the ground, with Ukyou's arm protruding from between her legs. >Blood trickled down Ukyou's wrist from inside Shampoo's sex. Shampoo had been >knocked unconscious from the pain. Precious: Cunt-Punching will do that to a girl... I Would THINK! > Ranma finally came as Shampoo's hand >released his shiatsu impotence spot, his erect member spurting cum all over >Ukyou's breasts. Storm: Uh-Uh, you did not perform proper Cum to face and mouth ratio! Dio: And what exactly would be the ratio? Storm: About 60/40 face to mouth. Azure: I Can't believe you actually came up with that! Sparkle: ...No pun intended! > >Ukyou smiled to herself in victory. She slowly withdrew her hand from >Shampoo's cunt, noting it had a bit of Shampoo's blood on it. Shampoo's >slightly bloody cunt was obscenely spread wide open from her blow and looked >to be staying that way for a while. Shampoo's love juices continued to leak >onto the ground, forming a small puddle on the ground. (Sparkle is covering his eyes) Sparkle: I AM NOT SEEING THIS! SEE NO EVIL, HEAR NO EVIL, SPEAK NO EVIL!!! Precious: That will go into the history books. Dio: "World's oddest injury". Azure: Well that'll top felching! > >Ukyou removed the torn remains of her clothing, dropping them on the floor. >She walked out of the bathroom, pausing briefly to retrieve the okonomiyaki, >then went back in. Ranma was lying on the floor, purring contently and >feeling warm all over from his orgasm. Storm: A Naked Ranma, Why this fic is getting better and better! > Ukyou took the okonomiyaki out of the >box, spreading her love petals with one hand and carefully smearing the >okonomiyaki sauce all over the folds of her sex. Dio: Oh god, It's turning into that 'Rescue Rangers' lemon Lynxara told me about! Sparkle: AWOOGA! AWOOGA! FOURTH WALL ABOUT TO BE BROKEN! > As an afterthought, she >walked over to the furo and retrieved her spatula from inside the tub, then >used the spatula handle to thrust the okonomiyaki into her love tunnel. Sparkle: That is unsanitary. Storm: What if she doesn't get it all back out again? Precious: What a demented thought. > >When she was satisfied that the okonomiyaki was inside her securely, she >carefully withdrew the handle of the combat spatula from her body, setting it >on the ground. She squatted down in front of Ranma, spreading her legs >enticingly. "Come on Ranchan, lick me, lick me as hard as you can!" Azure: (Ranma) What about me, the love machine! What are you gonna do for ME? > >Ranma-nekoken sniffed Ukyou's cunt, recognizing the scent as his favourite >food, and hungrily dug in, licking Ukyou's cunt as hard as he had licked >Shampoo's earlier while munching on the okonomiyaki inside her at the same Sparkle: I'm no longer hungry. >time. "Oooohhh Ran-chan, that feels soooo good... oooh... oooohhhh..." moaned >Ukyou. > >--- > >Kasumi entered the gates of the Tendo Dojo, carrying a few shopping bags of >groceries. As she took off the shoes inside the house, she heard a faint Dio: Not her too. Precious: We've secretly replaced the old fashioned loving Kasumi with Kasumi the biker bitch! >"Oooohh Ran-chan, lick me harder... don't... stop... oooooooooohhhhhhhhh...." >coming from the bathroom. Curious, she walked over to the bathroom to >investigate. The door was open and Kasumi gasped at what she saw. Shampoo was >sprawled out on the floor, down for the count, Storm: Obviously Ukyou floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee. > a thin trail of blood tricking >out of her pussy. Shampoo's love juices continued to leak out of her, >expanding the small puddle on the ground. Azure: (Kasumi) Hell, I'm not gonna clean that up, the line MUST be drawn SOMEWHERE! > Ukyou was lying on the floor with a >look of pure bliss on her face as her love juices leaked all over the place, >as Ranma continued to lick her cunt. Precious: It's always "Cunt", do you know how pissed off girls are going to get oh Mr. Author? > >Kasumi gasped in surprise, then regained her composure. "How nice...Ukyou and >Shampoo are here. Oh my! I better close the door and put up the sign so no >one walks in on them accidentally." She shut the sliding bathroom door and >hung up the "OCCUPIED" sign. She then proceeded to carry her groceries into >the kitchen, humming a little tune. Dio: (Kasumi) Hum De Dum De Dum, where did I put my ax? > >--- > >As Ukyou orgasmed for the seventh time, Storm: 7 times?! don't women get tired out?! Sparkle: I Wouldn't know. > Shampoo begin to stir. She painfully >picked herself up off of the cold bathroom floor, the pain between her legs >still great. Precious: Look on the bright side, you can smuggle drugs in and out of the country with ease! Dio: And those "two bags or less" rules at the airport are no matter anymore! > Her face contorted in anger as she saw what Ukyou and Ranma were >doing. She briefly considered breaking them up, then remembered who had >knocked her out in the first place. Then she noticed Ranma's erect member >hanging out and smiled to herself. *I guess I can suck husband off at least.* > Azure: The man gets what he deserves, El Duce would be proud! >"Oooohhh... aaaahhhh... Ranchan...I love you..." moaned Ukyou as she orgasmed >yet again. Shampoo got up and walked unusually over to Ranma, inadvertently >wiggling her hips sexily, the pain in her cunt preventing her from walking >properly. She positioned herself behind Ranma, and took his erect member into >her mouth, gently licking around the edges. > Storm: (Ranma) Uh oh... I just submissively urinated all over Shampoo! Sparkle: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww! Dio: (Singing) Golden showers! It's getting near the hour! >Ukyou was dimly aware of Shampoo coming up behind Ranma, but didn't really >care in her blissful state as she continued to enjoy Ranma's ministrations on >her. Shampoo took more of Ranma's member into her mouth, her tongue roaming >all around it. > All: (singing) Roam if you want to, roam around the wooooorrrrrrld!! >Ranma finished eating the okonomiyaki inside Ukyou, continuing to lick around >her cunt, trying to lap up every last drop of the okonomiyaki sauce. >"Oooohhh...Ranchan...I'm cumming again.....aaahhh..oooooooohhhhhhh...." >moaned Ukyou. Suddenly, she felt Ranma's mouth leave her cunt. Storm: Cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt! Can't this guy come up with something more interesting? Precious: Like what? Gash? Slit? Hair pie? Cunnie? Twat? Meaty love hole? A man's domain? > He licked his >lips of the remaining okonomiyaki sauce, then yowled in pleasure as he came. >Shampoo jolted back in surprise taking Ranma's member out of her mouth, >unprepared for Ranma's orgasm. Dio: What, did she expect for the dick to shoot out a little flag on a pole that says "Bang"? > His cum spurted all over Shampoo's face and >hair, leaving a sticky white substance. > >"Oh...don't stop please Ranchan... Ranchan... please..." moaned Ukyou >helplessly as she lay on the floor, left at the brink of orgasm. Shampoo >looked sympathetically at Ukyou. *I can't leave her like that...killing her >is one thing but this is just plain wrong.* Sparkle: Sure, She probably caused major damage to your 'area', but why not? > "Shampoo help you, Ukyou." She >lowered her mouth to Ukyou's love petals and licked them gently, flicking >Ukyou's clitoris with her tongue. She carefully inserted a finger in Ukyou's >sex as she licked a bit deeper. Ukyou's body started to tense up in >preparation of orgasm... > Azure: (Picard) Engage! >She came forcefully, her most intense orgasm yet, her juices flooding all >over Shampoo's face and her love tunnel clenching tightly around Shampoo's >finger. "Ah...arigatou Shampoo-chan. I needed that." "You welcome Ukyou. Is >least Shampoo could do." "Now, where were we? Oh yeah. I believe we were like >this." Storm: Ah, Kama Sutra position number 357! > >Ukyou picked herself up off the ground and playfully tackled Shampoo, the two >of them rolling across the room and grabbing at each others' sensitive parts. >"Ooohhh, Shampoo...get your hands off my breasts," laughed Ukyou, as the two >of them roamed their hands over each others' bodies while pretending to >wrestle. Precious: I saw that happen to Sable on Raw! > >Ranma-nekoken wake up to the sound of the two girls giggling and wrestling >each other. He bounded up to them, wondering what the commotion was all >about. "Meerrrow?" Suddenly the two girls rolled towards Ranma as Shampoo >flipped over Ukyou, both girls trying to stay on top of each other. Dio: And they accidentally slipped onto the trap Ryouga left for Ranma. Shampoo and Ukyou were impaled right through their stomachs. Sparkle: Ack! >Ranma-nekoken jumped up in surprise, but failed to notice the furo. *splash* >He plunged into it, sending the now-cool water splashing into Ukyou but >missing Shampoo. > Azure: ...And we have predictable pointless lesbian scene! >A very wet and very naked Ranma-chan climbed out of the furo and stood up, >sputtering out water. *How the heck did I get here? I remember Shampoo taking >her clothes off, then turning into a c-c-c-cat but the rest is all a blur... >what is that intoxicating smell in this room?* Storm: (Ranma) Is that herbal essence? UHH UHHH YES YES!!! *Splat* Sparkle: Apparently it was. > She looked up at the sound of >giggling and moaning to see Ukyou and Shampoo wrestling with each other, >their hands caressing each others' breasts. > >"Ucchan, Shampoo, what the heck is going on here?!" Precious: Kid, if you don't know now, you MUST be gay! > exclaimed Ranma-chan, >averting her eyes to all the beautiful naked flesh in front of him. Ukyou and >Shampoo looked up, realizing that Ranma was no longer in nekoken mode. They >both blushed profusely, and tried to speak simultaneously. Sparkle: Yes, on the next Riki Lake! Dio: Nah, anything about sex goes directly to Springer > "We were just >uh..." "Shampoo and spatula girl just having fun..." > >"I...I had no idea!" exclaimed Ranma-chan. "All this time you guys were >lesbians?" > >Both Ukyou and Shampoo facefaulted. They looked at each other for a second, >and then they both grinned sinisterly at each other. "Yep, we're lesbians," Storm: (Ranma) That's great, now I don't have to deal with OH MY GOD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! >announced Ukyou, as she and Shampoo both tackled Ranma-chan. Shampoo latched >onto Ranma-chan's cunt and started licking, while Ukyou pulled Ranma-chan >close and gave her a long passionate kiss. > >Ranma-chan tensed up at first, but then relaxed and put her arms around >Ukyou, returning the kiss. Dio: Morgan Freeman and Ranma Satome in "Kiss the Girls". > She finally realized that Ukyou and Shampoo were >the only ones for her; they were devoted to her, always there when she needed >them. They were the most beautiful, cute, kind and caring girls she had ever >known. Azure: And the readers suddenly realized that this story is complete and utter BULLSHIT! > Unlike Akane, they both could cook very well and did not beat her day >in and day out. Unlike Kodachi, they were sane and did not have that annoying >scary laugh. Sparkle: You mean like... OOH HOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!! Storm: GAAH! Don't do that again! > And most importantly, they both loved her very much, as she >loved them. Ranma-chan moaned in pleasure into Ukyou's mouth and embraced >Ukyou lovingly, her hands roaming over Ukyou's breasts as she deepened the >kiss, while Shampoo made her feel pleasure like she had never felt before >through her ministrations on her love tunnel... Azure: That reminds me... get that ICP "Tunnel of Love" EP... > >--- > >"Anou, Ryouga-kun...this doesn't look like Tokyo," said Akane. *I knew I >should have watched where we were going when I let Ryouga walk me home,* she >thought. > >"It does to me...thats the Tokyo Tower over there, isn't it? It does look >kind of short though..." said Ryouga. > Sparkle: ...And a good scene from "Toxic Avenger 2" is shamelessly ripped off. >"It looks like the Tokyo Tower, but why are there all these French signs >around us? And why isn't anyone else here speaking Japanese?" > >--- > >End part 1. Storm: This is a series?! PRECIOUS, YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THIS WAS A SERIES!! Precious: I Didn't know!! > >Author's notes: > >Whew! This is my first full-length fanfic, and I must say I've outdone >myself. I didn't think I could write a 30k fic in just a few hours. :) > Azure: Are you kidding? Our writer can do that in 10 minutes! >For those of you who sent me C&C on the first draft, thank you for the >information regarding how cats have sex and stuff. :) Dio: Dear Philip, first the person attempts to finger you, then you scratch their goddamn eyeballs out. Sincerely Artemis > As you can see I >decided to go ahead and write the lemon scene, and add Ukyou in it. Special >thanks goes out to the author of "Okonomiyaki Orgy" Sparkle: Does everyone have that fic title down? Now hunt it down along with the author's name... > for writing the fic; it >provided a great source of inspiration for me when I was writing this. > >I am new to fanfic writing, so please tell me if I made any >grammar/formatting/spelling etc. mistakes. Precious: This whole fanfic was a mistake and I suggest you change your name to Alan Smithee. > (My spellchecker insists on >Canadian spellings like "favourite" instead of "favorite" and I didn't feel >like adding the American ones to it so I let it have its way. :) > >Any C&C, MSTs, etc. will be very appreciated. Storm: Well bully for us, old chap! > If you enjoyed the fic but >don't have any comments about it, please feel free to send me e-mail anyway >saying what parts you enjoyed etc., I love getting C&C. :) I am seriously >thinking about continuing this fic. If I do, I'll wrap up the lemon scene >between Ranma-chan, Ukyou and Shampoo, and then try to develop the >relationship between Akane and Ryouga. Sparkle: They get lost and could not make it on time to star in the fanfic. > It should take them a while to get >back to Tokyo, giving them plenty of time to get to know each other better, I >mean REALLY getting to know each other better ^_^. All: (Singing ) Getting to know you! Getting to know all about you! > Then the fic will be non- >lemon for a bit (I like to have a bit of plot in it :) as Ranma talks with >Ukyou and Shampoo about their relationship. > Azure: (Ranma) ...I Want my 100 dollars back >FYI, I am taking a relaxed viewpoint of sex used in some lemons, the >viewpoint that sex is something good friends may choose to do with each >other, with no change of STDs or unwanted pregnancy. Dio: No change? Does that mean they stick to one sexually transmitted disease? > Kind of like the Marital >Arts lemon is. Unwanted pregnancy would complicate the fic too much and >detract away from the lemon flavour. > Sparkle: ...And could actually make it an interesting dramatic lemon... NAH! >For those of you people who think Ranma should end up with Ukyou/Shampoo, or >Akane should end up with Ryouga, eat your heart out. I'm making sure this >will happen here. :) I couldn't choose between Ukyou or Shampoo for Ranma, >and IMO there aren't any other good main characters to pair one of them up >with (Shampoo/Mousse kinda sucks I think) Storm: Okay, What would Shampoo say on her honeymoon with Mousse? Sparkle: What would she say? Storm: "Silly Mousse, wrong hole. Put glasses on!" > so I thought what the heck...he >would have them both!! :) If Ranma had a twin sister Ranko I'd pair her up >with Ukyou but that's not the case here. > Precious: Been reading "Careful Destiny" have you? >I probably won't write it up to the point of marriage, but there will be sex, >and lots of it. This fic may turn out to be a short series. :) > >Again please send C&C even if all you have to say is that you really liked it >(although more detailed C&C/MSTs are nice :). Azure: You made Sparkle Faint! does that show you how much we "Liked" you little "story"?! > I'm not going to continue this >fic just for myself to read if I don't get any C&C, so... > >My e-mail address is pmak@cs.dal.ca (Philip Mak). Sparkle: The secret life of Philip Mak... > Please send any C&C directly >to this address (crossposting is ok, but please make sure my e-mail address >is in the To: or Cc: header). Precious: Okay! its over! (Precious stops the VCR and is immediately pelted with pillows from the room) Storm: BAKA! YOU DIDN'T TELL ME IT WAS A SERIES!! Dio: ...I Think he didn't continue the fic actually. Sparkle: I Went into this with an open mind... Azure: An open mind is a place for other people to dump their garbage. Sparkle: ...Point, But you owe me big for this you know! Precious: Okay Okay, here's your cash! as a matter of fact, take all of it because I didn't know what we were getting into! Storm: It's okay... I could just go for a really stiff... Precious: Yes? Yes? tell me, I can help! Storm: ..Drink Dio: HAH! Storm: Anyways, I gotta get out of here, you want a ride, Sparkle? Sparkle: Sure, Wanna get a pizza or something? Storm: Sure, lets go (Storm and Sparkle make their leave) Dio: ...He didn't give us back our money!! (Fade out) ------- John Felix - watashi no shitagi no dezain wa shimetsuke, mochiage, soshite wakerutame ni aru - stubbles@gwar.net -------