"Scouts Grow Up" Original fanfic by Blackrose MSTed by H Cuz (hcuz@nycap.rr.com) Warning: This fanfic is by no means a lemon, but it's tasteless in some spots. Read at your own risk. Mystery Science Theater 3000 and all related characters are the property of Best Brains. I am not making any money off this MSTing. Please don't sue. Sailor Moon and all related characters are copyright Naoko Takeuchi. This MSTing belongs to me. It may be distributed freely as long as no money is made and no changes are made. "Scouts Grow Up" is the property of Blackrose. No offense toward Blackrose is intended or should be incurred by this MSTing. Think of it as a humorous form of C & C. NOTE: Thanks to The West Virginian for finding this! :) But enough with my blabbering, let's get on with the MSTing... * * * B E G I N * * * --------------------- (Mystery Science Theater 3000 theme song -- Season 10) In the not too distant future, somewhere in time and space, Mike Nelson and his robot pals are caught in a nasty place, They need to survive the wrath of Pearl, just an evil gal who wants to rule the world, >From her castle below she sets her sights above, just to torture all her captives on the Satellite of Love! { Mike: Get... me... DOWN!!!! } "I'll send him cheesy fanfics, the worst I can find! (la la la!) He'll have to sit and watch them all, and I'll monitor his mind!" (la la la!) Now keep in mind Mike can't control where the fics begin or end (la la la!) He'll try to keep his sanity with the help of his robot friends! *ZOOOOOOOM!!!* ROBOT ROLL CALL! CAMBOT! "You're on!" GYPSY! "Oh my stars!" TOM SERVO! "Check me out!" CROOOOW! "I'm different!" If you're wondering how he eats and breathes, and other science facts, (la la la!) Just repeat to yourself 'It's all made-up, I should really just relax', For Mystery Science Theater 3000!! *TWANNNNNG!* [DOOR SEQUENCE: 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7.] Mike: Welcome to the Satellite of Love, everyone. I'm Mike Nelson, this is Servo... Tom: Yo. Mike: And as you can see.... we have a bit of problem. The plumbing backed up big-time, and so we're waterlogged until the plumber comes to fix it... Tom: Mike, we don't have a plumber. Mike: All right, then, we're just plain waterlogged. Tom: I guess maybe Crow and I shouldn't have flushed all that straw down the john, huh? Mike: I don't think that helped things, no. Tom: Yeah, well, we all make mistakes. Mike: Yeah, you're right. Oh, commercial sign. We'll be right back. *** Buy our product! What is it? What does it do? Who cares? We need the money! *** Tom: Really, Mike, you have to admit it's a bit naïve of you to think that any plumber in his right mind would want to fix the plumbing on a satellite five miles above the earth's surface. Mike: Well, it never hurts to try... Crow: Hey. Mike: Crow, are you sure it's such a good idea for you to be walking around in this flooded satellite? Crow: Nahhhh, don't worry. I'm wearing your galoshes. Mike: Oh, I see. Crow: So why are you holding Servo like a frightened baby? Mike: He's afraid of water. Crow: Ah. Tom : Mike, we've got a call on Line One. Mike : What is it, Pearl? Pearl: Oh, look! If it isn't Jack Gusto! Observer: That's Jacques Cousteau. Pearl: Whatever. As you can see... Today is a busy day for us. Right, Bobo? BOBO! Bobo: Just a minute, Lawgiver! I still have to put fifteen more people on hold! Pearl: Observer: Today is the first day of our fund-raising campaign. It costs a lot to keep showing you these bad movies, fanfics, whatever. Pearl: And to be quite honest, our budget is starting to run out. So we're asking people to call and donate their hard-earned money to us. Bobo : Say, Mike! How'd you like to help out? Go on, donate a couple bucks! Pearl: It's for a good cause. Mike: That "good cause" would be trying to make me lose my sanity, right? Pearl : Mmmm... Yeah. Mike: Gee, I relly don't know, Pearl. Tom: I'll donate. Let me go get my wallet... Oh wait, my wallet's all wet and soggy and ruined. Hmmmm. Pearl: Don't worry. You're about to make a special, involuntary donation. It's called "Scouts Grow Up" and it's guaranteed to go down HARD!! Tom: Mike, I just got an idea. Suppose YOU were to try and fix the toilet... Mike: Me? I don't know how to-- Crow: Aw, come on Mike, give it a shot! Tom: Yeah! (Buzzers, flashing lights, etc.) Mike: Maybe later. We have fanfic sign!! (They all rush into the theater...) [DOOR SEQUENCE: 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1.] > Sorry I kept you waiting for this story. I was out with family spending > the holidays out of the city. I forgot where I left off, and also for > people just reading this I will start from the beginning. Tom : Really? Gee, thanks! > Scouts Grow up Crow : When I grow up, I wanna be an astronaut. Mike : A fireman! Tom : A lumberjack! > By :blackrose Crow: I wonder if he's related to Blackbeard the pirate? > Serena was the leader of the sailor scouts. She was the leader by force > not choice. Tom: They held a gun to her head and forced her to lead? > Raye also know as Sailor mars, always wanted to be the leader. Raye > always insulted Serena and everything she did. Mike: There's an unwritten anime rule that says you must have at least two people that don't get along. Ash and Misty in Pokémon, Ayeka and Ryoko in Tenchi Muyo, Moon and Mars in Sailor Moon. > This is how are story starts out. For all you sailor moon GTS fans out > there this is for you. Tom : This Bud's for you! > 'Raye that’s not fare,' Serena cried Crow: Bus fare? Mike: What's not fair? The story's barely started and I'm already lost. > 'Too bad you meat ball headed dizty flake. 'Raye said coldly Mike: Turn up the thermostat. Crow: Wow, three insults in one sentence! That has to be some kind of record. > 'Raye why are you soooo mean.' Serena whined Crow : Because that's the way I'm stereotyped by fanfic writers! > 'Because your small weak and dumb.' Raye screamed > Serena had never felt so bad. Tom: Never mind the time that the Negaverse kidnapped Tuxedo Mask, or killed the Scouts in "Day of Destiny", or anything like that. That's nothing compared to being INSULTED. > She ran in the other room of her house Crow: Only TWO rooms? That is a SMALL house! > 'Raye that was not nice.' Amy said with concern Mike: She does it all the time. I thought you'd be used to it by now. > 'Yeah Raye you should say your sorry.' Mina and Lita said. > Raye walked in to the other room to say sorry. 'Serena I’m sorry I yelled > at you.' Raye said Mike : There, I said it. Now put down that chainsaw, OK Serena? > 'I wish you said that sooner.' Serena said. > 'Why?' Raye asked. > 'Because I just used my Luna pen to become a 200ft giantess.' Crow: You'd think Raye would have noticed that. Tom: Hold on! Since when could Serena use the Luna Pen to change her size? Mike: Since the author said so. Tom: But-- Crow: Don't think about it. It's better for you. > Serena cried 'OH NO!' Raye screamed in terror. > Then it began, Serena ’s legs began to grow. Her head felt dizzy. Her > arms began to grow. Tom: She became... Stretch Armstrong!! Mike: Has she been taking lessons from Dhalsim again? > Her chest felt weird, and Serena looked down Crow : Hey, I never noticed THOSE before! > to she her size b cup breast Tom : I raided her underwear drawer to check. Mike: She has only one breast? That's pretty messed-up. > were growing. > 'I never said my boobs to grow!' Serena said in panic. Crow: Well, you want to be bigger, your entire body has to grow! Mike: I think she means her breasts are growing bigger in proportion to her body. Crow: Oh. How the *hell* did that happen? > Her blouse began to get tight. She could see her bra outlined through her > blouse. Tom: Shouldn't her blouse be growing as well? Mike: I guess she wished to be 200 feet tall, but she never said anything about her clothes. > Raye was shocked she could not understand how Serena was growing. Tom: She's been eating her vegetables! She's gonna grow big and strong! > Serena’ s school uniform skirt was getting very petite around Serena’s > now 8ft sized body. Serena continued to enlarge. > 'Where is the pen!' Serena cried out to Raye Mike : You're standing on it you moron! Gypsy: Guys, I cleaned out all the water on the bridge! Mike: That's great, Gypsy. How did you do it? Gypsy: I can't tell you. But, I DIDN'T use your credit card which was lying around, and I didn't call a plumber, and he didn't come to fix everything up and drain the ship. Mike: Um, okay Gypsy. Thanks. Tom: Mike, you've got to stop leaving your credit cards lying around. > 'I don’t know!' Raye replied. Noticing the turmoil Lita ,Amy, and Mina > came running in 'what’s going on.' Mina asked. Crow: I think it's pretty obvious. > 'Serena used her Luna pen to become a gigantic school girl!' Raye said to > the others. > 'Well I never would have if you weren’t so mean!.' Serena said. Mike: Sure, blame Raye for everything. > Serena was now about 10 ft tall. Her blouse began to rip. 'Serena your > blouse look!' Amy shouted out . Tom : I kinda noticed. > 'Oh my god my bra is showing.' Serena said in shock. Mike: Hey, at least you HAVE a bra. Most writers wouldn't be that generous. > Her blouse torn more, and her skirt began to rip. > 'Serena your underwear is showing.' Mina said childishly. Crow: So? It's always showing when the Scouts are transformed. > Serena was still growing her blouse was torn off of her and now all that > could be seen were her pink bra, which was ripping Tom : Oh poopie. > as her breasts grew from a B size to a D size, and her pink panties. Mike: And here we see the blue-crested sentence fragment in its natural habitat. > 'My god Serena Crow: "My god Serena"? I knew the other scouts respected Serena, but that's a bit much. > what happened to your tits.' Mina asked , All: Silicone! > and pointed to Serena’s large breasts. > 'I don’t know but if I don’t get my pen in 24 hours I will be stuck a > giant.' Mike: Well, if that's such a bad thing, why did you wish to be a giant in the first place? > Serena said Serena ‘s bra ripped off and a pair of size DD breasts > bounced around for a momunt. Tom: Hey, this isn't Serena at all! It's Mai Shiranui! Crow: Somehow I can't imagine HER wearing a bra. > Serena ’s panties then torn off her body. Serena was now 12 ft tall and > her head hit the roof. > 'oooowwwww.' Serena cried out. Mike: Serena, I think that's the least of your problems right now. > 'So If you don’t change back you’ll be stuck a 200ft tall girl.' Raye > asked with interest. Crow: Her knack for grasping the obvious amazes me. > 'Yeah I will why?' Serena asked. > 'Because I have it right here.' Raye said. Then said ,' Luna pen change > Serena, Lita, Amy, Mina, and me to giant girls with big boobs.' Tom: I don't think Lita needs the help. Mike: Raye, are you sure the other Scouts WANT to turn into huge-breasted giants? > Raye shouted out. As Raye said that Serena ‘s head went through the > ceiling. Crow: Leaving her neck a bloody stump. > 'Raye you can’t do that!' Crow: In fact, she can't. Isn't the Luna Pen only supposed to work for Serena? > Serena said embarrassed at her current nudity. Mike: Well, wouldn't you be? > 'Sure I can it will be fun, think the five of us running around Tokyo. Tom: I think Godzilla was bad enough for the citizens of Tokyo. They don't need five 200-foot-tall, huge-breasted, naked schoolgirls running around Tokyo. Crow: Well, except for the fanboy contingent. > No tests, no teachers, no work. Think of it!' Mike : It's fun not to learn anything! > Raye Shouted to Serena, who’s head was outside now. > 'Yeah Serena ,it would be fun.' Mina said. Tom: Well, until the airplanes start firing at you. > 'Yeah.' Lita said > 'Amy don’t you have anything to say?' Serena asked as her now 17 ft tall > body was though the roof and her breasts continued to get bigger. Tom: Uhh... they're DD-cups and they're STILL growing? Crow: Poor Serena. She's going to collapse from all that extra weight. > 'Well I think it would be fun.' Amy said Mike: Who is this girl, and what has she done with Amy? > Serena was finally though the roof and stepped out to the front yard. Crow: Accidentally crushing her mother's prized flower garden. > 'you guys are crazy.' She said All: Thank you. > 'well you probably just don’t us to be big too.' Raye said. Crow: Blackrose, meet Dr. Thinker. Tom : You're just trying to keep us from being supremely humiliated! Well, it won't work! > With that Amy grabs the Luna pen from Raye Mike : We'll have no nudity while I'M around, miss. > and says 'Luna pen transform me and my friends to 300ft tall giants ,with > big breasts Tom: Well, if anyone needs 'em, it's Amy. Mike: They're in their mid-teens! They're not SUPPOSED to have huge proportions! Crow: Guess Amy's too impatient to let 'em fill out. Tom: Or she's OOC, big-time... Crow: That would be my next guess. > and with clothes. NOW!' And with that the other scout began to grow Mike: "The other scout"? Which one? There are four. > Amy was the first to start the process. 'I'M really growing.' She said Crow : Mommy, wow! I'm a BIG girl now! > with that Amy got dizzy her legs began to hurt and her chest was growing. > Amy was wearing a blue full length dress that went down to her feet. Tom: Somehow I can't picture that. > As Amy’s legs grew the dress stayed the same. Amy had to be about 5’3 > before Crow: Who's measuring anyway? > and now she looked 5’8. Tom : Wow. She's just ENORMOUS. > The biggest growth was when her breasts started. Mike: At quarterback, with her arms as the wide receivers and her legs as the running backs. > Before Amy had an A cup Tom: You know what that's called in anime? Mike: What? Tom: A rare breed. > and now it looked about C. 'My bra!' Amy shouted Crow: Possessive today, Amy? > as her bra straps dug into her shoulders. Amy’s dress went up to her > knees by now, and the chest section barely could hold the new sized > breasts. Tom: I canna' hold 'em much longer, cap'n! > POP!!! Crow: Mike: Snap, crackle, pop. > Went a button of the back of her dress. And it hit a wall like a bullet. > Soon the other buttons came off her dress as well. Now Amy was about 8ft > tall and still growing 'My dress its ruined!' Amy said and still grew. Tom: Well maybe you should've thought of that BEFORE you decided to make your breasts grow! > Amy’s bra still remained and so did her blue panties. Mike : I'm doing better than Serena so far, so I guess I'm all right. > Everyone could see Amy’s bra in the back of her dress. Amy’s dress began > to rip her body Crow: Freddy Krueger in a guest appearance as Amy's dress. > was growing faster now. her dress began to fully rip and her panties > could be seen. Amy continued to grow her breast finally destroyed the bra Tom: She has one breast, too? Mike: I thought she said to turn her into a 300-foot-tall giant with big breasts and CLOTHES. Crow: Somehow, I don't think they make clothes her size. > that held them. Amy had to be 12 feet tall and have a cup size of DD. Mike: Wow, that Wonderbra REALLY works... > Amy’s panties burst Tom: Into flames. > under the force of her growing pussy. Crow: Amy has a cat? > Amy was now completely nude. Mike: So much for being "with clothes". > Amy stepped out of the house to see Serena , who was now huge Mike: Tom? Tom: What? Mike: Aren't you going to say it? Tom: Too easy. > but Amy was chatching up. Crow: Whatever that means. > 'AT least now I’m not alone.' Serena said and hugged Amy, All: EWWW!! Tom: Serena, you're going to give everyone the wrong impression. Crow : Get away from me! I don't swing that way! > but due to the size of the pair’s new breasts the bounced off each other. Mike: Now it's getting stupid. > And laughed. Tom: I don't see what's so funny. > 'Serena you look so great.' Amy said. Mike: The throng of crazed fanboys seems to agree. > 'you too.' Serena said in a cheery tone. Mike: Guess who remembered to take her Prozac this morning. Crow : You look great nude and with huge breasts! To heck with Darien, I love YOU! Tom: This is getting really disturbing. > Next came Raye. She was wearing her pink overalls and white shirt. Crow: Not for long, I'd wager. > Her legs began to grow. Ripping her pink jeans very quickly. Crow: See? > The straps on her top came off. Showing that now her size small C cups > were growing larger. Tom: Everyone who's surprised, raise your hand. > Very quickly Raye ripped her clothes showing she was Mike: Pregnant? Tom: Thanks for THAT. > in panties(RED) Crow: Ever notice how all fanfic authors think Raye's underwear is red? > and bra(HOT PINK) Mike: Okay, we hear you! No need to shout! > only. And then that was gone too. Tom: Just like that? That was downright fast. > Raye growth slowed down and Raye stepped in to Serena’s front yard. Crow : Aaaaah!! Tom: *CRUNCH* Mike : Oh, GOOD one, Raye. > 'HI!!' Raye shouted. Mike: Geez! Who turned up the volume? > The three then went to the back yard so not to make to large a scene. Crow: I think it's a bit late for that. > Mina was next. > Mina was wearing red jeans, Tom: Red jeans? I thought Mina had better taste in clothing. > a red blouse, with black shoes. Mina’s head started to pound. Crow : Oh no! I'm getting a migraine! > Her chest felt funny. She then noticed the pain in her shoes. Tom: Her shoes? Mike: This is a new one. > Mina’s legs were growing and so were her arms. Mina’s breasts felt tight > against her bra. Crow: You were saying, Mike? Mike: Never mind. > Mina’s blouse became like a prison Tom: I don't know, I think most guys would LIKE to be trapped in there. > to her now size EE breasts. Crow: Uhh... Mike: Err... Tom: Umm... Mike: That's not possible, is it? Crow: Well, maybe in anime... > Mina’s blouse ripped and soon did her bra. Tom: So her blouse did her bra? Uhh... Mike: Come on, Servo. You've survived Thinker, you can get through this. Tom: But Thinker never wrote about 300-foot-tall naked Sailor Scouts with impossibly well-proportioned figures! > Mina’s skirt tore down the middle showing that she was wearing no > panties. Crow: Not like it would matter if she did. Mike: But if you're going to wear a skirt, it's usually a good idea to put on something underneath. > The last thing to go was her shoes. She felt great Tom : Wow! It feels great to know that I'm so tall that anyone in the city can see me and I have no clothes on! Hee-hee! > Mina was now 16ft and growing. Mina was about to leave the house when she > felt a tug on her leg. It was Lita. Crow : Don't step on me! > 'What is it Lita.' Mina said her voice booming. Mike: Booming? Tom: Something to do with that megaphone, I bet. > 'Does it hurt to grow?' Lita asked like a child would. Crow : Can I have ice cream? > 'Only until your clothes are gone.' Mina replied sounding like a mother. Crow: That Mina is one bad mutha-- Mike & Tom: Shut yo' mouth! > Then Mina walked away in to the backyard. Tom: *CRUNCH* *SMASH* Aiiiieee!! Mike : Oops. > Lita quickly tried to remove her clothes, Crow: Lita is a stripper? > but it was to late the process (no pun intended) Mike: Umm... pun? Tom: That was supposed to be a joke? Crow: Joke? Where? > started. > Lita was wearing her school uniform. She could barely fit into it as it > was. Crow: Actually, she does fit into it, since it's made especially for taller people. That's why her school uniform looks different from the others'... Tom : Faaaanboy, faaaanboy... > Lita’s Legs and Arms began to lengthen. Lita’s breasts began to swell Mike: And for Lita, that's quite an accomplishment. > 'I already have good boobs. Crow: Come on. No woman would ever say that in real life. Not that I'm arguing with her, but... > Why must they grow too?' Lita asked Tom: Fan-service. Even though it's pretty worthless in text. > herself. Lita’s blouse felt strained, Crow: I'd think it would be strained anyway. > and Lita’s skirt began to split. The buttons on the front of Lita’s > blouse popped off, shooting off in every direction, like bullets. Crow: Hitting and killing the others. > Lita noticed her skirt was ripped Mike: Lita isn't too observant, is she? > and now showed her well formed butt , Bots: ... Mike: Stop staring, you two. Tom: I'm not! Honest! > and the green panties Tom: Since when have the Scouts had color-coordinated underwear anyway? > that held them. Lita continued to enlarge , Her bra, and panties ripping > leaving shreds left on her body. Crow: Some of those shreds fell off and landed on the fanboy mob below, smothering them. > Lita was now big enough to climb out the roof , so she did. > To be continued Mike: After a word from our sponsor. [DOOR SEQUENCE: 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7.] Mike: Hello, everyone, and thank you for watching WSOL news! I'm Mike Nelson... Crow: ...And I'm Crow T. Robot. We have some breaking news to report, and boy, is it weird or what? Mike: It certainly is, Crow... Our sources in Tokyo have reported that five giant schoolgirls, with improbable figures and no clothes at all, are stomping the city flat. All attempts to stop them have failed. Crow: That's right, Mike... even the EVA Units were unable to stop it! Mike : Wrong time period... Crow: Oh... and in a related story, the Sailor Scouts are missing! Today we have one of the few survivors with us, a Mr. Tom Servo. Crow: And Mr. Servo, what can you tell us about this menace? Tom : It was worse than the Godzilla! People are dying in the streets! I have videotape of the giant schoolgirls attacking! Crow: Oh, the humanity... Mike: Sources are still trying to determine the cause of-- Mike: Aaahhh!! Growth sign!! [DOOR SEQUENCE: 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1.] Crow: When we return, we'll have weather and sports... Mike: Okay, that's enough. Back to the fanfic. > To Lita’s suprize Tom: "Surprise" even. > the scouts were fighting again. > 'I should be the leader I’m bigger then you now.' raye said to Serena. Crow: So?! Since when has size been a basis for leadership? Tom: If the biggest Scout got to be leader, then wouldn't Lita be the leader? > 'yeah but I can grow faster and be bigger then you in a heart beat.' > Serena said. Mike : So nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah-nyahhhh! *sticks out tongue* > 'ohh yeah prove it.' Raye said. > Ok I have to be bigger. So I need to think big thoughts. Tom: Lara Croft. Crow: Naga the Serpent. Mike: Linda Tripp. Tom & Crow: GAH! > I’m growing bigger then a skysrapper. I can sit on the Tokyo tower and > show my new body. Tom: That's right, folks, Serena is an exhibitionist bimbo. > As Serena thought that she began to grow larger, and faster. Crow: So she thinks big thoughts and becomes bigger? Mike: I know kids are always told to think big, but really. > Serena now was 200ft tall. Towering over the other girls. Crow: Has Serena been hanging around the DBZ characters again? > 'See Raye I can grow and I think I will.' Serena says. Mike : And if you don't like it, you can bite me. > She continues to think big thoughts but it doesn’t work. Tom: We're sorry! Your plot device was disconnected. To continue growing, please deposit another 25 cents. > 'what’s the matter Serena?' Raye asks and then grows to be 500ft tall. All: GAH! Tom: Don't DO that! > By now the scene has caused some people to notice the girls. Mike: They took their sweet time. > My last resort Serena thinks. Crow: Uhhh... wha? Tom: So is she going to ask the people for help? Mike: No, I got it! Her last resort is to think! > 'MOON PRISM POWER!!!' Serena shouts and begins to transform. Crow: With all those people watching, even. > She was clothed in her scout uniform. Mike: Hey, do you hear that? Tom: Hear what? Mike: The collective dejected sighs from all those fanboys. > Now think huge thoughts. Crow: Hopefully this uniform will hold up better than her last one... Tom: Don't bet on it. > Serena pictured Raye at Leg height. With that Serena began to grow very > quickly. Mike : They grow up so fast... > Serena hated the clothes she wore, Crow : Oh, GAG! Like, these are sooooo totally last week! > they were so tight. Tom: No one will be seated during the "clothes rip" scene. Crow: Again. > Serena’s size DD breasts were pressed against her suit so hard you could > see the nipples. Mike: You'd think her Sailor-fuku would include a bra... Not that it would matter anyway at this point, but... > 'ouch this hurts.' Serena boomed. Crow: The sheer volume of her voice crumbled a couple buildings. Mike: Pray she hasn't eaten any garlic recently. > She pulled up her skirt Tom: Not like there's much to pull up anyway. > and noticed the cloth that covered her pussy Mike: Is Luna sleeping under the covers again? > was so tight she could see the curves of her legs Crow : Wow... I'm pretty hot! > and her butt was pressed too. Serena was now 700ft tall and had a size E > chest. Tom: And here I thought that breast sizes only went up to DD. Silly me. > 'Oh so you think I don’t know how to grow too?' Raye says. Crow : Yes, I do. Tom : Damn. You're right. DON'T STEP ON ME!! > Raye thinks of Serena a ant to her. Mike: So, basically, Raye and Serena are going to keep growing larger than each other? Crow: Looks like it. Tom: If they keep this up, they'll destroy the earth under their weight. Crow: Not that they'd mind in this fic. To hell with protecting the world, we want bigger breasts! > 'MARS STAR POWER!' Raye shouted and transformed. Tom: You'd think so. > Raye grew extremely fast. She had to be 200ft tall now Mike: She "had" to be? Any reason why? Crow: Because the author said so. Mike: ...Whatever. Tom: And here I thought she was 500 feet tall before. > 'those two are crazy.' Lita the now 60 ft tall girl said. Tom: What, Raye and Serena didn't crush her underfoot in their mad race to see who can be the biggest? > 'So what can we do?' Amy the 90ft girl asked. > 'I don’t know about you Mike : You don't know me, but I know you... Crow : Mike, could we please not talk about THAT particular story? > but I’m going to grow it looks fin.' Mina said. Crow: Does that mean they're fish, or what? > 'HEY RAYE HOW DO YOU GROW SO FAST?!?!' Tom: Sunlight, soil, and water. > Mina shouted to the now 400ft tall teen. > 'think tall thoughts.' Raye said to herself Mike: Talking to herself? Has she finally snapped? > but due to her size it boomed out to the smaller girls. Crow: Pray that Raye and Serena don't start screaming at each other. Other- wise, the world will come to an end. > 'THANKS' the three shouted. All : WHAT?! > Mina thought of growing so fast she would be taller then Serena. 'VENUS > STAR POWER!!!' > She cried out transformed and grew. Tom: All in one sentence? Wow, that was quick. Mike: Without the stock footage, even. > Mina was in pain from the suit. Crow: If I'd been sued, I'd be in pain too. Mike: Wrong type of "suit", Crow. Crow: So? > It was skin tight but grew with her. Mike : And thank goodness for THAT. I've had enough intense gratuitous clothes-ripping action for this fic. Tom: Just wait. The author will work it in. > Mina felt a pain growing in her chest. She looked down Crow: So her breasts are size EE and STILL growing?! Tom: It's amazing that they haven't smothered her by now. > and saw her breasts were growing so fast they ripped the top part of the > dress. Crow: Remember, kids, don't try this at home. > 'WOW this is weird.' Mina said to herself. Mike: "Weird" is an understatement. > Mina was now 500ft tall. Tom: Of course, the Sailors live in Japan so they don't measure by feet, but we'll ignore that. > Serena was 800ft tall, and Raye was gaining at 750ft. 'That looks fun.' > Amy said and did the process the other girls did. Except she pictured her > planet, Mercury. Crow: So what does this accomplish? > Amy started to grow 50 times faster then any other of the scouts. Tom: Something tells me Rita and Zedd have something to do with this. Mike: Maybe it's Kamek... > Her suit tore to shreds Tom: And, given her size, the shreds fell to the ground and crushed millions of onlookers. Oh, the carnage! > before she could even open her mouth to cry in pain. Amy was now 2 miles > high in the air. Crow : Frost-brewed Coors! Brewed a mile high! Mike: Shouldn't she be suffocating now, since there's barely any oxygen up there? > All the other scouts were small dolls in her size. Mike: If they're in her size, then why are they smaller? > 'AMY your huge!' Mike : Not my huge, her huge! Crow : Aren't you going to-- Tom: WAY too easy. > the still growing Serena said. By now Serena’s suit began to give > exposing her huge breasts. Mike: Wow! It's like déja vu all over again! > 'Amy what did you think of?' Raye asked. > 'Well I thought of the planet mercury.' Amy said to the others. Crow: BRILLIANT move, Amy. Tell them ALL how to become giants so you can all crush the world under your combined weight. Now isn't that a SMART thing to do? Tom: Somewhere, Queen Beryl is laughing her ass off. > 'Jupiter.' The now 120ft tall Lita said quietly. > 'JUPITER STAR POWER!' Lita shouted happily. Mike: See? Prozac does work! > Lita began to think of the planet Jupiter and how large it was to the > other planets. Crow: And if her clothes rip, everyone down below -- well, the ones who aren't splattered all over the pavement -- will get to see Jupiter's "Big Red Spot"!! Mike: Yuck! Crow, no! > With that one thought Lita went growing faster then all the other scouts > combined. > Lita started to change too. Tom: Into a panda. Mike: Tom, that crossover has been done a dozen times over. Tom: So? > Her breasts got much firmer, her legs tighter. Lita was becoming the > first super super super model. Crow: Pity that she doesn't have anything to model. > Amy was at Lita’s leg height. > Lita was about 5 miles tall. Mike: If you want to take a trip around the world, now's the time to do it. > 'Well I guess that settles it Lita is the leader of the scouts.' Amy > said. Crow: What? Just like that? Tom: They can still grow some more! Can't they? Mike: Of course, they could've settled this BEFORE, since Lita was the tallest scout anyway... Crow: Being the leader of the scouts isn't good for much if you've stomped half the world's population to death. > With that Lita walked to the ocean and stepped into the water. > Lita was in the middle of the pacific ocean Tom: Oops. So much for my Hawaiian vacation. > and it only went up to her waist. > 'well sense I’m the leader of the scouts, Mike: I can't make any "sense" of this story. > I say we go to the beach for some fun. Crow : If-ya-know-what-I-mean! > Then Lita walked over the scouts and told them to imagine their planet’s > size compared to a human. Tom: So they're actually going to grow as big as the planets themselves?! What the... Crow: As I said, it was nice knowing Earth. Mike: I don't know what that sentence is supposed to mean, and I'm not going to try to figure it out. > When they did they all grew a few feet shorter then Lita. Crow: Not that you could tell the difference, seeing as how Lita's FIVE MILES tall, and NO ONE will notice a few FEET's difference. > 'Lets go play!!' Serena shouted out. Tom: Hopefully they won't play hopscotch. Mike: I can just imagine. : Canada, the U.S., Mexico, *sploosh*! Damn, I keep messing up that one. > They walk to the ocean and dived in. Crow: Better watch it, girls. At your current height, diving into the ocean could be fatal. > 'This is so much fun!' Amy said to the other scouts. All : Whee. > Soon the sun set and the mega teens Tom: "Mega Teens"? Crow: Yeah! You know, the prequel to "Mega Man". > were tired so they went to sleep. Mike: And in lying down, they crushed thousands of people. > 'I’m loving being a giant girl.' Tom : I'M HUGE!!... There, I said it. Crow : Squishing people is fun! > Raye said and went to sleep on a deserted island. Crow: A deserted island, and the Pacific Ocean only reaches her WAIST? That'd have to be a pretty big island! Mike: Australia would be a pillow at best. > They others joined her and sleep a long sweet sleep. Tom: The story's finally gotten to them too. > THE END Mike: You'd think so. > ok I finished my part. Crow : Now you do yours! Clean up the environment! > NOW if any of you GTS after Growth writers want to continue be my guest. Tom: No thanks, we prefer to leave bad enough alone. > Because I have no Idea how or what to write on an after growth story. Crow: That didn't stop you when you wrote this one. > Be sure to look for my next GTS story called 'Pokemon: Misty great > growth.' Mike: Don't worry, we won't. Crow: I guess Misty could stand to fill out a bit... Tom: I just pray her clothes don't rip off. Think what Brock's reaction would be. > Blackrose > ps:milit is right. Mike: What? Tom: I think "Milit" is supposed to be a person. > Lets hope our wifes and girlfriends start to grow for just no reason. Crow: Good luck. Mike: That implies he has a wife AND a girlfriend... Tom: Yeah, he's just your typical American married guy. > HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! All: Kegger! Wooo!! Mike: And on that note... [DOOR SEQUENCE: 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7.] Tom: Hi, Crow. Crow: Hey, Servo. You know, after today's fic I started thinking... What if something like that actually happened? I mean, what if Nelson started getting bigger all of a sudden? Tom: We'd be in real trouble, I'm sure. Crow: Say, where IS Mike, anyway? Tom: I dunno, I haven't seen him around lately... I hope he's OK. Crow: Hey, what's this cord doing here? Mike's Voice : CROW? IS THAT YOU?! Tom : Mike?? Crow : What? Mike, where are you? Mike's Voice : I'm up here... Crow: Wha... ACK!! Tom: What the heck...? Mike: It's OK, guys! See? I just-- Mike: That is, I... oh, forget it. Crow: Don't ever do that again, Mike. Mike: Sorry, sorry... Hey, Servo, could you hit the button? Tom: Sure... Pearl: Hello, there, losers. Did you enjoy today's fanfic? All: No. Pearl : Good! There's plenty more where that came from. But your next fanfic will be more Mega Man. Just trying to bring in fresh sources of pain, you know? I can't send you Sailor Moon fics ALL the time... Mike: You know, Pearl, you've sent us a lot of fanfics so far, and we're still here. Maybe you should give up... Pearl: MOI?! Give up? Don't sell me short, Nel-boy, I WILL break you... some day. But not today. I will get you someday... Observer : Actually, Pearl, there is only a .01% chance that you actually WILL drive Mike insane... Observer: Just stating the facts, Pearl... I, umm... [As the credits roll, we hear Observer yelling "OW!" in the background.] * * * E N D I N G N O T E S * * * ----------------------------------- Well! My fourth MSTing is in the books. It was weird, and goofy, to be sure, but it was MSTable. I had a blast writing the host segments as well. All in all, this MSTing was a lot of fun to write... and hey, that's what it's all about, right? :) SPECIAL THANKS GO OUT TO: THE WEST VIRGINIAN! For finding this fic in the first place. JOEL HODGSON! For starting it all! BEST BRAINS INC. & THE SCI-FI CHANNEL! For continuing to bring us MST3K. ;) LYNXARA, THE FLASHMAN, & DINOBOT! Theirs was the first MSTing I ever read. Yep, that's right, it was (shudder) THAT fanfic. But don't pity me... these guys (and girl) did a great job of ripping it apart. ;P TIMOTHY MCLEES! For posting this and my other MSTings! ALL THE OTHER MSTERS OUT THERE! For the inspiration! :) BLACKROSE! For not flaming me over this. ;) ALL YOU PEOPLE READING THIS! Yes, you!! After all the time I spend on this, I'm grateful for people like you who take the time to read my work. After all, that's my intent for writing! :D So what did you think? I want to know how you like my MSTings. Send feedback to hcuz@squonk.net. (All flames, spams, and porn will be cheerfully deleted.) --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Here's a list of the MSTings I have planned for the future: MSTing #5: "The Cutey Honey Sleep Tight Story" My first full-fledged lemon MSTing. It's a self-insertion, and uses all the basic lemon clichés. MSTing #6: "Neon Exodus Evangelion 2:4" The infamous Evangelion S-I series. MSTing #7: "The Return of Mr. X." A rather confusing Mega Man fanfic. MORE TO COME!! :D MSTings I've already done: MSTing #1: "Lost in the Multiverse" Sailor Moon multicrossover. MSTing #2: "What the Hell is Going On?" ReBoot/DBZ crossover. MSTing #3: "What if Mega Man Defeated All the Robot Masters?" Mega Man/ Beast Wars crossover. MSTing #4: "Scouts Grow Up" Wacky Sailor Moon fic. All my MSTings (and lots more MSTings by much better authors than me ;) ) can be found on SVAM. http://lefty.simplenet.com/svam/index.html See ya next MSTing! ;) --H Cuz hcuz@nycap.rr.com STINGER: 'Well I guess that settles it Lita is the leader of the scouts.' Amy said.