"MEGA SCIENCE THEATER 3000" EPISODE 1: "A First Time For Everything" (A Sailor Moon Lemon MSTing) MSTed by ShdwRnr This is a MSTing of a work of fiction created by another author. Use of copyrighted and trademarked material is for entertainment purposes only. Any random mention of certain anime characters, song titles, etc. are the property of their respected creators/distributors/etc. "Sailor Moon" is the property of Naoko Takeuchi and all the distributors of her work. The characters of Mega/Rockman belong to Capcom, I am merely borrowing them. For those of you unfamiliar with the Rockman characters, here is a list:Rock - Megaman, Roll - Roll, Blues - Protoman, Forte - Bass. I used the japanese names because they're shorter. Warning: This fic may contain mature content, both lemon and otherwise. If you are offended by such material or such material is illegal in your state/province/country/ect. do not proceed. If not, go right on ahead you sick puppy you. 1st MSTing Warning: This is my first MSTing and I'm a little self conscious of my work. Please email any comments as long as they're productive and thought out. I don't want my inbox full of messages saying, "You suck" and nothing else. You need to tell me why I suck or I'll just keep on sucking. Oh, and by the way, I know my intro and ending are bad so you don't need to tell me that. * * * Life had been peacefull at Light Labratories as of late. Blues had settled down, and Forte accepted Rock as his equal since Wily had disappeared (But only after loosing several times in duals). It has been three months since Rock and Forte defeated Wily (with a little help from Blues) and all three were getting rather bored. ROCK: So... what do you wanna do today? FORTE: I don't know. What do you want to do today? BLUES: I don't know man. (with no bad-guys to bust, this is how their typical day went by) FORTE: Damnit! I need combat! All this peace is driving me crazy! BLUES: Mellow out man. Enjoy the serenity. FORTE: Why the hell are you talking like that? I think all this peace is destoying our warrior spirits! ROCK: Well, what are you going to do about it? Wily's not around. Who's going to make us robots to fight? FORTE: Why can't Light do it? Yeah, we could get Light to make us some sparring bots. BLUES: He'd never do it man. FORTE: Why not? BLUES: He's, like, too into the peace man... he doesn't like the fighting... FORTE & ROCK: ... BLUES: What, man? FORTE: What the hell is wrong with him? ROCK: I have no idea. I think you should get Dr. Light right away. FORTE: Ten-four. (Forte looks around the lab for Dr. Light, periodically calling his name) (Forte comes back empty handed) FORTE: I can't find him. ROCK: What? FORTE: He's not here. ROCK: Where's Roll, maybe she knows where he went. (Rock and Forte leave Blues to find Dr. Light) * * * LIGHT LABS - COMM ROOM (Roll is quietly wiping monitors when Rock and Forte enter the room) ROCK: Hey sis, have you seen Dr. Light aound here recently? ROLL: Yes, why? FORTE: Where is he? ROLL: He left. He said he needed to get something from somewhere. ROCK: Could you be a bit more vague? ROLL: He left. ROCK: I was being sarcastic. ROLL: Well, I don't know where he went. (suddenly, one of the monitors flashes to life. On the screen is Wily's face) WILY: Ah, I see I caught you at just the right time. Wait, where's the red one? FORTE: He's in the other... hey, shut up! What do you want? WILY: Oh, I just wanted to tell you that I have Light here with me. (Wily steps aside and we see Dr. Light in a stasis capsule) WILY: Now, If you want him back, you'll have to do as I say. ROCK: You let him go right now or you'll be sorry! (Everyone is just silent for a while) ROCK: Well... it sounded good in my head. WILY: Unless you want him to die a slow and agonizing death while being drawn across broken glass naked with ravenous birds tearing at his ragged flesh while wild dogs... FORTE: We get the point. What do you want us to do? WILY: I want you to help me take over the world. ROCK: NEVER YOU EVIL MAD DOCTOR... um scientist... guy... (Everyone is quite again) ROCK: Fine, you try to respond in a heroic manner next time. FORTE: Fine, I think I will. ROLL: What nefarious plots are you scheming you sniveling little ammonite!? (Everyone is quiet yet again) ROLL: Um... I mean... what do you... um... want us to do? WILY: I want you to read a series of fanfics. As soon as I find one that will break the spirits of earth's mightiest heroes, I'll unleash it on the world, thus softening the minds of the populace, giving me an opportunity to take over the world! FORTE: And if we refuse? WILY: Then Light here dies a thousand screaming deaths! FORTE: But he's not hindu. WILY: Silence! You can't escape! I've built little nano-bots to reprogram all of the labs function and put them under my control. You have to do whatever I say or Light's a goner. FORTE: Nano-bots? Reprograming? Ha! A strong warrior like myself doesn't need to do things in such a roundabout way. Why didn't you just let me take care of everything? WILY: What are you doing over there? FORTE: Um... well... you were'nt around... and... um... well... WILY: Ha, mighty warrior indeed. Since you guys are all buddies now, you can join them. FORTE: Um... wait, I'm spying... yeah... I'm a spy. See? WILY: Your first fic will be a Sailor Moon lemon entitled, "A First Time For Everything". Have fun and don't forget to go mad. FORTE: But... (The screen goes blank and the three bots are left in silence) ROCK: So, a spy huh? FORTE: heh... um... no... see... the thing is... ROCK: Forte... FORTE: Um... yeah? ROCK: Shut up. ROLL: What are we going to do? ROCK: Well, right now we're at a loss. I think we should play along right now until we can figure out a way to get the labs controls back under our power. ROLL: What about Dr. Light? ROCK: We'll just have to figure something out. FORTE: Ha, I say we should go bust down the door and trash Wily's castle. ROCK: Forte, I thought I told you to shut up. ROLL: Well, good luck you two. You'll need it. FORTE: Oh, we're not going alone. ROLL: Oh yeah, good luck to Blues too. ROCK: What makes you think you're getting out of this? ROLL: Um... well... I'm not one of "earth's mightiest heroes". ROCK: I'll be damned if I'm going to sit and read bad fanfiction while you're out here... not reading it. ROLL: Well... maybe it won't be bad fanfiction. ROCK: Then you shouldn't have any trouble with it. (Suddenly, alarms, lights, and sirens start going off. Blues walks into the room) BLUES(over the noise): WHAT'S GOING ON? FORTE(over the noise): I THINK THIS MEANS WE'VE GOT A FANFIC SIGN! (all the bots head into the lab's theater) * * * (Door 6. It's the classic megaman boss door, it rises into the ceiling) (Door 5. It's made out of Windows 98 software, you wait for a while and it crashes in front of you) (Door 4. It's a large stone circle, an angle sits on it and it roles to the left) (Door 3. It's made of scissors, you throw rocks at it and it disappears) (Door 2. It's rusted shut, you go in the back and buy some rust solvent for 3000 gold and use it on the door) (Door 1. It spirals open from the center) The bots file in glumly. Roll sits down in the first seat. Rock takes the second and Blues sits next to him. Forte walks past them and slouches in the fifth. ROCK: Let the games begin. BLUES: Let's hope not. I read that. It really sucked. ROCK: What are you talking about? BLUES: Uhhhh never mind. FORTE: I see you're talking like yourself again. BLUES: Yeah, I was just bored back there > What you are about to read is a work of fiction. FORTE: Oh thanks for telling us. I thought this was about the REAL adventures of Sailor Moon. ROCK: Oh god, Sailor Moon with 3D sequences. FORTE: I didn't mean it like that. BLUES: Zim zim zalabim >This is a Hentai-Etchii-Lemon work. This is my first major attempt at writing such things, >any comments good or bad are welcome. ROCK: All right. I already have some bad comments. BLUES: Notice he hasn't given us his e-mail address. ROLL: Does this mean he has written minor lemons? FORTE: I guess he's the reincarnation of Lewis Carol. ROLL: Ewww! I didn't mean it like that! >I hope you enjoy reading this, I was trying for something a bit different than your usual "H" story, ROLL: I wanted to make it more like a usual "B" story. BLUES: What are you talking about? ROLL: You know... like a movie. A "B" movie, it's a "B" fanfic... oh forget it. >and I hope it shows. I will NOT declare that this story with inflict >any discomfort on anyone's body parts. What you do on your own time is >your own business. ROCK: Ok, everybody except Roll get your right arm ready... (The other bots stare at him with terrified looks on their faces) ROCK: Well? Aren't we going to use our busters? FORTE: Thats the first time I've heard it called that. BLUES: That was hardly necessary. > This story is set while the Sailor's were enjoying thier time on >the private island Rei was hiding out on in the original R series. While Chibi-Usa is mentioned, ALL: NOOOOOOOO!!!! >she DOES NOT take part in any of the antics. I >just wanted to make that clear. ROLL: Thank heavens for small favors. BLUES: I thought this WAS turning into a minor lemon. >I apologize for any spelling and/or >grammatical errors. If there are enough favarable responses, I mightdo more. ROCK: Geez, He's apologizing for spelling and grammatical errors and he has one of each in the next sentence. FORTE: If Anyone has something favorable to write about this fic they should be dragged into the woods and shot along with the author. ROLL: A litle dark are we? FORTE: Always. > Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon > "A First Time For Everything" BLUES: Now that's one ironic title. ROCK: Maybe it's a sign. FORTE: Twenty bucks says that a character is going to say "a first time for everything" near the end of the fic. ROCK: You're on. I think they'll say it in the middle. > Usagi walked through the brush of the small tropical island. ROLL(imitating Usagi): It was only supposed to be a three hour tour. ALL(singing): A three hour tour. >When Minako, Makoto, Ami and herself thought a few days ago to come out here >and see what Rei was up too, all she planned to do was swim, catch some >sun, and hang out with the girls. Unfortunately Chibi-Usa came along, >and the incident with the volcano and the.... dinosaurs kind of threw a >monkey wrench in the plans. ROCK: Is anyone else confused? ROLL: I don't know what he's talking about. FORTE: That might be for the best. > Now, she didn't hate the child. FORTE: Because soon she would be dead and the ritual would be complete and the armies of darkness would swarm over the earth and the streets wou... (Blues walks over and smacks Forte) BLUES: snap out of it. >In fact she often worried about the small girl. But today Usagi had enough of her, and everyone for that matter ROCK(imitating Usagi): MMMM. those girls sure were tasty. I couldn't eat another bite. BLUES: That could really be twisted into a sick joke. ROLL: Ahhh, she's full of it. >Three days had passed since their arrival and she wanted a little >time by herself. It seemed that every one of them wanted a bit of >privacy, peace and quiet today. So each of them decided that they would >go off and do something by themselves. FORTE: Hence the word, privacy. > All Usagi wanted to do now was to find a secluded place to lay her >towel, and catch some sun. BLUES(imitating the sun): Run run run as fast as you can. You can't catch me, I'm the Sun man. > Even though she had been there a few days, >her skin was still as white as when she came. ROLL: And everywhere that Marry went, Usagi was sure to go. >She wanted to get some >color to her. ROLL: She wants to be a sista? FORTE: Either that or she's into black guys. ROLL: That could explain her instant attraction to Tuxedo Kamen. ROCK: But Tuxedo Kamen is white. ROLL: But he dresses all in black, and we all know that's as close to black as you can get in anime. FORTE: Right on my sister. > She figured it might make her look a bit more appealing to >her beloved Mamoru. ROCK: Go figure. BLUES: If she stays out in the sun she will be a-peeling. > Why had he turned her away? It couldn't have been her age. She >knew that for sure. ROCK: I guess Mamoru is int... ROLL: Please, no more jokes about Lois Carol and his obsesion with little girls. ROCK: fine. > Was it because of her looks? No, she knew she wasn't >a goddess, but she knew she was attractive. Other boys showed interest >in her. BLUES(imitating Usagi): In a few more years I'll be able to retire on the interest alone! ROLL: You know, you would think being a super heroine would give her delusions of grand... (Roll sees the other bots staring at her) ROLL: Never mind. >But they were all nothing compared to her Mamo-chan. Maybe is >was her lack of maturity? She couldn't help it if acted like a normal 15 >year old girl. She was acting her age, at least she thought she was. ROCK(imitating Stuart Smally): Just say, "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and dogone it, people like me". >"Oh stop thinking about it for once, girl!" She yelled at herself, and >continued to work her way through the bushes. ROLL: Does she now have split personalities? ROCK: Maybe she's going to start talking like Bob Dole BLUES(imitating Usagi): Usagi will stop thinking about it for once. Usagi will continue to work through the bushes. I know it, you know it, and the American people know it. > She remembered leaving Rei, Ami, and Chibi-Usa back at the beach >house. Rei had decided to go back to practicing her Miko skills. ROCK: What are "Miko" skills? FORTE: The ability to speak coherently into a McDonald's speaker? BLUES: My database has, mikado, mikania, mike, mikmak, and mikron. No miko. (the other bots stare at him) BLUES: What? >Ami, who was never far from her books decided to study, but that was no >surprise to anyone else. ROCK: He tried to use correct grammer and failed. FORTE: If I had higher standards, and I guess I don't I wouldn't make this joke, but I just did. >And the last she saw of Chibi-Usa was her and >the Luna-P ROLL: Usagi should have the decency to let them use the bathroom in peace. ROCK: That was bad Roll. >building sand castles on the beach. It was weird, it just >seemed that for once, everyone wanted to do their own thing and be bythemselves. BLUES: Not quite a "byth" elf, not quite an "ems" elf, the bythemselves are a mysterious little people. ROCK: And they make one mean fudge cookie. > Minako and Mako-chan had left before her. ROLL: How rude. Right in front of her too. ROCK: That sucked. ROLL: Bite me >Mako-chan had her fishing gear and said she was gonna go catch some lunch for everyone. >Usagi licked her lips in anticipation of what Mako-chan would prepare forthem.. BLUES: Uh oh. They're going to have another "evening at Mako's". ROCK: What ARE you talking about? BLUES: It's probably best if you didn't know. > As for Minako. Like Usagi, she grabbed her towel, some sun >screen, a magazine, and headed off to be alone. Usagi often found it >strange how much her and Minako though alike. FORTE: Were? ROLL: Awfully rude of the author to leave us in suspence. FORTE: Actually, it's probably better this way. >Usagi was almost becoming lost in her thoughts until she heard something.... Running water? ROCK: who could be running water out here in the woods? BLUES: I think she heard running water. ROLL: It's the water marathon! Sponsored by Gatorade, without water it would be a lot more potent. ROCK: Is it in you? > She followed the sound until she could see a natural pool through >the bushes. It was about the size of her schools swimming pool. ROCK: I thought she just went to one school. BLUES: Not in these fics. FORTE: And you would know this because? BLUES: Uh... no reason. heh heh. >A small misty waterfall tumbled over large bolders than had been worn smooth from >years of erosion on them. FORTE: I wold make a joke about that. In fact, I did. ROLL(imitating Misty): Staryu, go! Catch me before the bolders get... Oh no! It's too late! >And the mist from the waterfall made a small >rainbow as the sun refracted through the tiny droplets. ROCK: Bad bad author! You know you're not supposed to start a sentence with "and". FORTE: And you know he did it on purpose. > An abundant supply of flora bloomed around the edge. The midday sun shot a beam of >light that illuminated the pool, and some of the shore around it. ROLL: I think the author learned some new words. BLUES(imitating author): Cool! I think I'll refract some illumination onto my flora. FORTE(singing): When the moon refracts illumination to your eye like a big pizza pie, it's a-flora. > It was one of the most beautiful sights she had ever seen. "This is the perfect >spot." She said quietly to herself. ROLL: why would she say that to herself? ROCK: It's the Ford Prefect theory. BLUES: What? ROCK: She has to keep talking or her brain will start working. BLUES: OF COURSE!!! IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!! > As she was just about to step into the clearing, she noticed that >the water was rippling from rising air bubbles. FORTE: As opposed to the sinking kind of air bubble. ROCK: Well it could have been the scrubbing kind. >Something was coming up to the surface. "Not another dinosaur, I hope." She stepped back and FORTE: Several snarling velociraptors leapt out of the water and devoured her, the end. ROLL: Hurray! I'm gone. (Roll leaves for a while and then walks back to her seat) ROLL: I just couldn't leave you guys here alone. ROCK: The doors were locked weren't they? ROLL: Yes. >crouched down behind a bush, and watched between the branches. When the >surface of the water was breached, Minako's form was what surfaced. FORTE: I guess the raptors had a snack first. ROCK: So, if you put breaches on water you get a hot sailor babe of love? That rocks. BLUES: Nope. You just get her form and it has to be filled out in triplicate. >Apparently Minako had found this tropical garden first. Usagi pouted a >bit. "Well, first come first served, as the saying goes." She thought in >her head. ROCK: But she's a girl. (Roll smacks Rock) ROLL: That's sick and insulting to girls! BLUES: What? I didn't get it. ROLL: Good. FORTE: I wonder who's doing the serving. (Forte cringes but Roll just stews in her seat) > Usagi watched her for a minute. She did feel a bit ashamed of >herself, spying on a friend like that. She didn't know if she should >make her presence known or not. BLUES: Oh yes. All good spys should alert others to their presence. >But she at least wanted to wait until she got an oppurtune moment to sneak away unseen. She >was also a tad jealous, Minako having this little bit of heaven to herself. As she >watched her friend for another minute, she began to notice something. FORTE: She's dead. GREAT! Now it's MY little piece of heaven. She won't need it now that she has the real thing. BLUES: for some reason, I don't think Minako has had "real things" for a while. ROCK: Ah the joys a silicone eh Roll? ROLL: Bite me. >Minako was nude? ROCK: YEEEEHA!! >Was she? BLUES: Don't ask us, you're the author. >No, Minako may be a show off, but she wouldn't swim nude in a place like this, would she? Usagi was now curious, she had to know now. So she kept very still and watched. ROLL: Porn trigger. ROCK: What? ROLL: A million bucks says that some time in this fic Minako and Usagi will... you know. ROCK: I won't take that bet, I was thinking the same thing. > Minako was swimming the breast stroke from one side of the pool to >the other, doing laps. BLUES: Must... resist... joke... of death... FORTE: What kind of laps? What does the author mean by "Breast stroke"? The possibilities are endless. OTHERS: *groan* >Minako let out a small luagh as she glided from >side to side of the pool barely causing a wake. BLUES: It's "Minako's usual mornings"! ROCK: I'm begining to worry about you. >She almost seemed at >home with the water, like a mermaid of mythology. FORTE: As opposed to the real kind of mermaid. >Usagi couldn't tell >one way or the other if her friend was clothed or not because of her bad >angle of vision. ROCK: Yes, I suppose lying on your back would obstuct one's view. ROLL: Grrrrrrrrrr! >Also, Minako's long golden hair was doing a good job of >hiding any view of her suits neck straps. That was until Minako dove >down again. Usagi saw it plain as day. Minako's naked bottom. ROCK: Looks like Usagi just saw sailor uranus. OTHERS: BOOOOOOO!! >She was >able to notice the tan lines on her skin. She had seen enough, and >quickly sped away so as to give her friend the privacy she wanted. ROCK(imitating Usagi): I wanted that privacy but I'll give it to you. *sniff* > After a while, she found a small hill. She walked up it, and at >the top was a clearing that over looked the ocean. It was a breath >taking view of the sea. ROCK(imitating Usagi): Give me back my breath, view of the sea, I'm suffacating here! FORTE: Don't you mean, "Give me back my breath, view of the sea I'm suffacating, here!"? >This clearing seemed just as secluded as the one >Minako had found. It may not have had the pool, but the view she got of >the surrounding area and ocean was more than made up for it. ROLL(pointing at the screen): "Ocean"... "was"... "more"... "than"... "made"... my head hurts. ROCK: Just don't think about it. > "This is the place." She said as she laid out her towel and pulled >out her stuff from the bag she kept it in. ROCK: Ah, Usagi. Now there's a frood who knows where her towel is. BLUES: So she pulled out "stuff" that was in a bag she kept her towel in or does she have another bag for the aforementioned "stuff"? ROLL: I don't know. >She removed her T-shirt ROCK: YIPPY-KAI-YAI-YAY!! ROLL: That is NOT necessary. >and denim shorts. She was wearing a very skimpy string bikini underneath. FORTE: As opposed to wearing the bikini on the outside of her clothes. ROCK: Madona does it all the time. ROLL: Somehow, I can't picture the mother of Christ wearing a bikini at all. FORTE: You're one kinky mofo. (Roll just shakes her head) >that left nothing to the imagination, but it would allow her to get the >best tan possible. BLUES(imitating Usagi): All the good tans are either married or gay. >She was usually a bit more modest, but since she was BLUES: In a fic, her modesty flew out the window. ROLL: Don't forget her dignity and pride. >alone modesty didn't matter much to her right now.. ROLL: She's in a fic. Her modesty didn't matter much at all. FORTE: Ominous sign, ending a sentence with multiple periods... >Though she did think, "I wonder what Mamo-chan would say if he saw me in this?" She >laughed lightly. FORTE: That reminds me of Isaac Newton's marriage consumation. ROLL: Why? FORTE: Look it up... IF YOU CAN!! HA HA HA! > Usagi sat down on the towel and applied the sun screen to her >body. She wanted a tan, but she didn't want to end up looking like a >boiled red lobster. ROCK: The adjective "red" was unessary seeing as how all boiled lobsters are red. BLUES: Asertion 1: All lobsters turn red when boiled. Asertion 2: All lobsters can be boiled. Conclusion: All red lobsters are boiled. ROCK: False. Asertion 1: Lobsters can be cooked using other methods. Asertion 2: Lobsters turn red when cooked using means other than boiling. Conlusion: All red lobsters are cooked. ROLL: Avowal: Rock plus Blues equal two dorks. >As she rubbed the lotion on, her thoughts wandered >back to Minako. ROCK: So, she began rubbing herself and thinking about Minako. ROLL: I told you it would happen. > "I wonder what made her do that?" ROLL: I was wondering the same thing. >she thought in her head. FORTE: As opposed to thinking in one's feet. ROCK: But Usagi is... (Roll smacks Rock before he can finish) ROLL: We will have no more of that. >"I mean, is it any different than being in at the hot sulphur springs, or >bathhouse? I wonder what it feels like to swim nude like that?" ROCK: Probably the same as it feels to swin nude like this. ROLL: Take off your clothes and die! ROCK: Don't worry, it was just a joke. > Usagi shook her head. ROLL: DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!! (Rock closes his mouth and looks down at the floor) >"What am I thinking?" FORTE: You're thinking how much you desire your nubile young friend. OTHERS: o_O >and continued applying the lotion. "I mean, Minako has such a beautiful body. So I guess she >isn't ashamed to show it off." Usagi had always been just a tad jealous >of Minako's body. Mako-chan and Minako both seemed to have blossomed >further than the rest of the girls, and both of them on occasion had >fluanted it to their advantage. ROCK: Ummmm, I won't say it. BLUES: Neither will I. FORTE: That's too low even for me. (The three look at Roll) ROLL: What? >She finished her legs and she took notice. "My legs are just as nice as hers." She rubbed some on her arms and shoulders. "And I'm in pretty good shape." She then worked her chest >and stomach. "I'm a pretty good example of womanhood." ROCK: Is she rubbing pieces of her legs on her arms and shoulders? FORTE(imitating Usagi): Aw'ight you stank chest and stomach, where's my money bee-yotch? BLUES: Usagi's lay'n the smack down. >That's when she noticed the size of her breasts. "Ok, so some parts still need a littlework." ROCK: And I selflessly volunteer my skills to help her plight. > She was about lay back, when a thought entered her head. The >thought was something she hadn't considered before, and probably wouldn't >have if she hadn't seen Minako skinny dipping. ROLL: Ah the joys of being in a fanfic. ROCK: That Usgai is all about lay back. >"Well...no one else is about. Rei, Ami and Chibi-Usa are back at house. ROCK: What the heck does that mean? BLUES: Your guess is as good as mine. >Mako-chan is fishing >on the other side of the island. And Minako is doing her thing. Who >would see me?" ROLL: Us for one. Please, for our sake, reconsider. ROCK: Don't rock the boat Roll. >She pondered this for about another minute and came up with an answewr. BLUES: Are you pondering what I'm pondering? FORTE: I think so Blues but where are we going to get an answerwr at this time of night? >"No one." And she would be able to hear someone coming through the bushes. > She sat back up, took a deep breath, reached behind her back, and BLUES: Tried to get that pesky itch. >undid the bottom strings. She then did the same with the top strings. >The top of the bikini fell from her bosom and into her lap. FORTE: Where the heck else would one be wearing a bikini top? >She >instantly felt the warm sun on the skin of her bosom. ROCK: "Warm" is not the word I would use to describe feeling the sun. BLUES: This author needs a thesaurus if he can't think of something to say besides "bosom". ROCK: I AM a thesaurus... raaaaaar. (The other bots stare at him) ROLL: That was THE worse pun I have ever heard. ROCK: Well, puns are their own reword. >She leaned back on >her hands, and let the sun beat down on her for a few minutes. ROCK(imitating the sun): Take that! And that! Try and catch me will you! >She >enjoyed the warmth on her skin, as she looked down at herself and smiled. >"That wasn't so hard." FORTE: Although it probably will be. ROLL: Will you stop that!? >she picked up the top and set it aside. > The next step took a bit more bravery. She laid back down, hooked >her fingers on either side of the bikini briefs, arched her back to lift >her toosh a little, and slid the bikini bottoms down to her knees. BLUE: Here we go. FORTE: Strap yourselves in, it's going to be a bumpy ride. ROLL: Why can't you stop that? FORTE: It's a gift. > She settled her bare bottom down on the towel, lifted her legs up and pulled >the biniki off, and set it down next to the top. ROCK: Now that's more like it. > She laid there for a minute, feeling the warm glow of the sun on >her entire body. She felt warm all over. But it was more of a wamrth >that came from the inside. BLUES: Use the force Usagi. Feel its power flow through you. FORTE: What the hell is a wamrth? ROCK: We seem to be running out of steam here guys. ROLL: I hope we can pick it up soon. Otherwise we'll be left to the fic alone. (All the bots shudder at the thought of that) >She became more and more comfortable with her >surroudings, and with herself as she laid there. BLUES(Usagi a la Leonardo): A true ninja is a master of herself and her environment... FORTE(Usagi a la Leonardo): And don't forget, we're nubile young senshi in fuku's. >The tension of her apprehension was fading fast. "There, nothing to it." she laughed toherself. ROLL: Ummm... is "toherself" some new kind of adverb? ROCK: I... don't... know... > As she laid there for about 20 minutes, she streched out her arms >and legs and rolled side to side on the large towel. ROCK: Stop, drop, and roll BLUES(singing): Rolling down the street, sippin' on gin and juice. FORTE: I'm just waiting for a big, yellow, smiley face to come in and bump into Usagi. ROLL: Can you guys stop that line of joke please? ROCK: Fine. FORTE: ROLL BACK!! (Rock and Blues make whiping noise then everyone except Roll begins to whistle) ROLL: Grrrrrrr. >She was enjoying her >nudity, and she began to understand why Minako might enjoy this kind of >thing. She felt a new kind of freedom with herself. And she was going >to get a full body tan lying in the sun like this too. ROCK: Ahhhh nudity, a full bodied tan. Made from the best hops and barley BLUES(singing): Born free, as free as the wind blows. FORTE: I won't say it. It's too easy. > After a few more minutes, she noticed parts of her body were >warmer than others. ROCK(imitating Usagi): Oooo I feel tingly in my special area. >"DOH!" she yelled. BLUES: Usagi IS Homer Simpson. ROCK: I did NOT need the image of Homer simpson in a fuku. >She had forgotten to apply the sun screen where the bikini had covered. Lord knows that's the last place she needed a sunburn. But it was still far from too late. ROLL: Ouch. I'll bet that would hurt. ROCK: At least she's not a guy. THEN it would hurt. >So she grabbed the bottle of CoppertoneAA, ROCK: Coppertone, please make checks payable to: ShdwRnr BLUES: I doubt coppertone would want an add in a lemon. ROCK: You're right... Coppertone: Please don't sue ShdwRnr. ROLL(sighs): It was nice having a fourth wall for a while. >dabbed some of the oil in her hand and >began to rub it on her chest and then onto her breasts. BLUES: On with the hentai! > The next thing she felt was a tingling sensation that shot through >her strong enough to make her gasp. "Wha.. What was that?" raced in her >mind. ROCK: Go speed racer, go speed racer, go speed racer go-o BLUES(imitating Usagi): Ha ha! What was that? Ha ha! >She continued to rub her breast. The feeling inside her was >growing. A warm tingly feeling. ROLL: Do you have a warm tingly feeling? You need new industrial strength "Vagasil". FORTE: Welcome to the dark side Roll. >She didn't know what it was, but she >knew it happened when she rubbed her breasts, and she kinda liked it. ROCK: Was there ever any doubt? > She cupped one of her round breasts in her hand. BLUES: Neglecting the square and rectangular ones. ROCK: That Usagi is discriminating against irregular breasts. Bad, bad Usagi. >Her hand was just big enough to cover the firm mound. Her eyes fluttered, and she >moaned softly as she gently squueezed her breast with her fingertips. ROCK: They must be really small. ROLL: I'm going to close my eyes. You guys do the fic without me. (Roll closes her eyes and tries to ignore the sounds around her) >Usagi began to feel something happening to her breasts, she looked down >to see that her nipples were becoming stiff. ROCK: A little too much starch in the wash? >When she touched one, the feeling she had before was now ten fold. It went straight through her body like a little jolt of electricity Something inside had been awakened, and it let her know it. ROCK: Don't you hate it when you have a good feeling and it's replaced by an electrical shock. BLUES: The beast inside her would now come forth every full moon. > Almost by instinct, her fingers began to flutter across the >nipple. She could tell from the way they felt, they were hard and erect. FORTE: At this point, I suggest we close our eyes until she finishes. ROCK and BLUES: Agreed. (All the bots close their eyes and wait) (Time passes) ROCK: You think it's done? FORTE: Yeah. She's finishing up now. (Rock, Blues, and Roll open there eyes) ROCK: How did you know? FORTE: I had my eyes open the whole time. I just didn't want to have to riff a long hentai scene. (The others stare at him) FORTE: What? ROCK: Dr. Wily is going to have a tough time breaking your spirit. ROLL: And that had better be gum under that chair! >had ever felt before, and she let >out a small cry of pleasure. > She was forced to stop after a few more seconds. The feeling was >getting a bit uncomfortable. ROCK: Using my enormous powers of deduction and logic, I am going to say that Usagi has just masturbated for the first time. BLUES: Only in this fic. >She laid on her towel quietly, and she >noticed that her thighs were very wet, and slightly sticky. Had that >come from her? FORTE: Of course not. Someone just walked by and spilled tang all over you. ROCK: It's a kick... in a glass. >That's when she realized what she had just done... FORTE(imitating Chibi-usa): Oh god... MOTHER!! BLUES: Chibi-usa IS Norman Bates IN Psycho Moon ROCK: Oh thanks. Now I have the mental image of Homer Simpson AND Norman Bates in a fuku. BLUES: At least not in the same one. (pause) ROCK: NOOOOOOOO!!! >She had experienced her first orgasm. She didn't know if she should be >scared, or proud? ROCK(singing): I'm bringing home a baby orgasm. Won't my mommy be so proud of me. FORTE(singing): Yuck, what a mess. ROLL: If you sing the next verse I swear I will kill you. >She also wondered what would happen if she went back >to the house like this? BLUES: In the world of fanfiction? The others would probably be in a massive orgy and Usagi would join in. >She didn't have time to think about it for long >because her heart jumped FORTE: And ended her suffering as well as the fic. The end. ROLL: Good enough for me. I'm out. DR. WILY(VO): Sit back down or Light's toast! (Roll once again walks back to her seat and sits down) ROLL: This sucks. >when she heard a twig snap from behind her. > She whirled around in a panic, grabbing the towel and covering >herself with it. "Who's there?" she yelled out frightened. ROCK: Stay back! I just put on a towel! My AC is now 9.9! BLUES: Thats like saying, "Fear me! I'm a storm trooper!". > "Nothing to be scared of, Princess." Came a voice from the bushes. >She knew that voice. "Minako-chan?" Usagi asked nervously. ROCK: No. It's someone else who sounds like Minako and calls Usagi princess. > Minako stepped out of the bushes. She was in a T-shirt, and >sandals. She must have just come out of the water, because her hair was >still dripping wet, and the white T-shirt she wore clung to her wet body. BLUES: Oh that T-shit knows what to do. ROCK: Lucky T-shirt. FORTE: Hmm, her hair is soaked and her clothes are clinging to her. I think she just finished parachuting. >She was nude under it as the wet T-shirt was practically transparent and >left nothing to the imagination. ROCK: Mr. Rogers' worst nightmare, naked girls who block imagination. FORTE: Yeah, because we all know that Mr. Rogers doesn't like naked girls. ROLL: Hey! Stop making fun of Mr. Rogers! He's cool. ROCK: Uhhh... right. > "Are you alright, Usagi-chan!?" she asked in a concerned voice. > Usagi was beside herself. FORTE: After what she just did, I would have tried to phrase that better. >She didn't know what to say. Had >Minako seen what she was doing? She did the only thing she could, just >nod her head. Minako smiled in relief, knealt down and hugged her. ROLL: I saw this coming. ROCK: And it happened right after Usagi did. ROLL: That was uncalled for. > "Good, I wouldn't want anything bad happen to you on your first >time." Minako said softly. ROCK: All right Forte, pay up. FORTE: She didn't say it! ROCK: Close enough. (Rock and Forte get up and start to argue. Blues finally pushes the two apart) BLUES: Just wait. If no one else says it Rock wins. Ok? ROCK and FORTE: Fine. > Usagi was a bit confused. "You mean..you know...you saw?" BLUES(imitating Julius Ceaser): I mean... I know... I saw. > Minako blushed a bit. "Well, not all of it. Just the climax, and >what a climax it was. I felt the rest." FORTE(imitating Minako): That climax was amazing, with the spaceships and the nazis and the bang bang! (The other bots look worried) ROCK: Th... That didn't really happen did it? FORTE: Huh? No, it was just a joke. > Usagi didn't know if she should ashamed, or angry. BLUES: I think Usagi should ashamed. ROCK: No way. She should angry. >Mostly because she had spied on Minako when she was enjoying a private moment. That's >when something Minako said clicked in her head. ROCK: I would make a joke about that, but it's not funny anymore. > "What do you mean, "felt" it? she asked. BLUES: Uh... ROCK: Just let it slide. > Minako blushed a little more and explained. ROCK: Minako is hitting the sauce a little more than usual in this fic. >"Usagi, you have to >remember. I'm Sailor Venus. ROLL: Did Usagi get amnesia? ROCK: This is turning into "The young and the restless". BLUES: Yeah, because no one in a lemon does much resting. >Venus was the goddess of Love and Beauty. ROCK: You mean she's not anymore? That sucks. BLUES: I won't say it if you don't. >And my name, Aino Minako means, Minako of Love. I have the ability to >feel strong emotional vibrartions. ROLL(singing): Good vibrations. >Especially when it something along >the romantic or intimate nature."] FORTE: In other words... LOVE? Man this author is dense. > Minako continued as she unfurled a large towel. BLUES(singing): Before each night is done, their plan will be unfurled... FORTE(singing): They're kinky, Minako and Usagi, Usagi, Usagi, Usagi, Usagi. >"You see Usagi-chan. Each one of us has a special ability. Your's is the ability to >make friends, and help people overcome thier troubles. FORTE: Oh, now THAT's a usefull ability. ROCK(imitating Usagi): Stay back evil do-er, I have lots of charisma! BLUES(imitating evil do-er): Ok ok, just please don't hurt me. >And over time >each of us will teach you how to use those abilities that we have. Mako- >chan has her physical agility, and her deep sense of loyalty. BLUES: Loyalty is a personality trait and agility is a physical atribute, you can't teach those. >She's also >an excellent cook. You never know, you could win over Mamo-chan with >some spectacular cooking. ROCK: Now that's even a lamer ability than Usagi's charisma. >Ami has her knowledge and intelect. BLUES: The knowledge can be taught but the intelect is a physical trait. >Rei is spritual and wise in the mystic arts, and she knows alot about social >skills. FORTE: Not as bad as the others. ROCK(imitating Rei): Usagi, you don't have to stay with your parents if they hurt you. BLUES: I don't get it. ROCK: Rei: the social worker. ROLL: The mystery, the legend. >Then there's me. My duty is to teach you the ways of love and >compassion. With all of these, you will be able to follow in your >mother's footsteps ROCK: Only if her mother was a lesbian hooker. BLUES: Sounds like a fic to me. ROCK: Yeah, we should write that. You want in Roll? ROLL: What do you think? ROCK: Ok ok... we'll give you top billing. > "That makes you my sex ed teacher then?" Usagi said with a wrysmile. FORTE: I personaly like the wheat or white smile, but the ryesmile is fine too. > Minako blushed a bit. "I guess it does. But not just sex, Usagi. >Love, the ways of the heart and soul. Love is a complex thing, and it can >be difficult to understand. It's more than just a man and woman loving >each other. FORTE(imitating minako): There's also a woman loving a woman, or a man loving two women. The posibilities are endless. ROLL: Stop... please. >It's about, Trust, Compassion, Loyalty, Faith and many other >wonderful things to learn about. And it would seem you learned one of >your first lessons well." ROCK(a la high templar): I see you've learned to use your illusion... but I find your lack of control disturbing >Minako was trying to be reassuring. BLUES: Fool! You can not be reassuring until you've been assuring! > "So you felt me doing this while you were swimming?" Usagi asked. ROLL: NOT ONE WORD!!! (The other bots look disapointed) > "How did you know I was swimming?" Minako was now curious, but she >had sly smile on her lips.. ROCK: Curiouser and curiouser. ROLL: I thought we agreed to stop those jokes back at the beginning of the fic. ROCK: Sorry. BLUES: Hey, you forgot the sly smile Forte. FORTE: But sly isn't a bread. ROCK: no need sly about it. > "Umm.. Umm.. You're shirt. It's all wet." Usagi made a play and >hoped it paid off. BLUES: DAMN thats smooth. ROLL(imitating Calvin's Mom): What happened in here?! ROCK(imitating Calvin): Umm... uhhh... this little venusian matterialized, took out some diabolical high frequency device, pointed it at various objects and... FORTE: Mothers are the necessity of invention. > Minako smiled, "I knew you were watching me, Usagi-chan." > It was Usagi turn to blush. BLUES: Man, they're all getting drunk. ROLL: They'd have to be to be in this fic. >"I'm sorry.. I didn't mean to intrude >on you. How did you notice I was there?" FORTE(imitating minako): I felt your presence. The force is strong in you. > Mianko chuckled as she wrapped the towel she was carrying around >Usagi's naked body. ROLL: But Usagi was already wearing a towel. ROCK: Just don't think about it. >"When you hid behind that bush, I saw these sticking >out the top." She tapped on Usagi's balls of blonde hair. "I figured you >were just curious, and went about my swim. Besides, I felt kind of >flattered being watched." ROCK: Do you have the feeling we're being watched? ROLL: It doesn't matter, I'm flattered > "Well, you do have beautiful figure. Unlike me." Usagi almost >sounded pitiful. ROCK: Now Minako will comfort her friend... in more ways than one. > Minako was almost in shock. FORTE: Well almost doesn't cut it. We want her electrocuted. ROLL: For some reason, fried senshi doesn't sound to bad now that I've read this fic. >"Hey now, don't get like that. ROCK: Get like this. >I just blossomed early. BLUES: Why? why? why? why? why? FORTE: Why ask why? >You're time is coming. You'll be a full beautiful >women in no time. FORTE(imitating Minako): But until then, the mere sight of you disgusts me. ROCK: Yeah right Forte. >You just have to wait for it. ROCK(imitating Braveheart): Hold... HOLD... NOW!!!!! ROLL: That's the first time I've heard of puberty described as a horde of scottsmen. >Besides, the coming of >age thing is not what it's all cracked up to be." BLUES: But is it all that it's cracked down to be? ROCK: Not anymore, I filled it with spackle. > Usagi smiled a bit. "Do you like swimming nude, Minako-chan?" she >asked nervously. ROCK: Well, if she didn't, why would she do it in the first place? BLUES: I hate these stupid fanfic plot devices. ROLL: So now what? Are they both going to go take a little "swim"? FORTE: You can bet your bottom dollar. > "Oh yes. You wouldn't belive the feeling it can give you. BLUES(singing): Feelings, nothing more than fee-eelings. ROLL: I'm glad that wasn't any worse. BLUES: I don't know what it is... I just don't feel like making sick jokes anymore. FORTE: Great, leave all the weight on my shoulders why don't you. ROCK: Don't worry, I'm still here. >it's something I encourage you to try. And, I was kinda hoping you were going >to join me back there." She giggled back. ROCK: I don't like the sound of that. FORTE: We ALL know where this is heading. >"Join you?" Usagi questioned. ROCK(imitating Darth Serenity): Yes! Join with me and we can rule the galaxy together! BLUES(imitating Usagi): I'll never join you! ROCK(imitating Darth Serenity): Luna never told you what happened to your mother, did she? BLUES(imitating Usagi): She told me enough! She told me you killed her! ROCK(imitating Darth Serenity): No! I AM YOUR MOTHER! BLUES(imitating Usagi): NOOOOOOOOO! (Roll and Forte start to aplaud) ROLL: Nice... and totally pointless. FORTE: Eh, It would make an ok crossover. > Minako nodded with a smile. "Yes. Skinny dipping is fun, but it >can be more fun with a good friend." ROCK: Friends don't let friends star in bad lemons. > Usagi blushed some more. "I feel so... embarrased." BLUES(imitating Minako): I feel your embarrasment and I feel anger and irritation... but also tollerance. ROLL(imitating Usagi): I feel vindicated. BLUES(imitating Minako): Good, I'm glad we had this little discussion. > Minako placed her hands on her shoulder. FORTE: HEEEEEY Macarena!! ROCK: Wow, I havn't thought about that dance in ages. BLUES: And all it took was a landfill of a fic. ROLL: Somehow, I don't think it was worth it. >One thing you should never be is embarrased, Usagi. The most important kind of love is when >you love yourself. FORTE: I think she already mastered that lesson. ROLL: Gah! Did you have to say that? >If you truly don't love who you are, then you have >trouble loving those around you. ROCK: Minako has become a living self-help book. BLUES: She always was. FORTE: I think she's more like a fortune cookie. >You took a big step today, and I'm proud of you. As you become more comfortable with yourself, you'll become more open and comfortable with those around you, and with those >you truly care about." BLUES: Of course, getting her nice and comfortable is foremost on your mind Minako. ROCK: Who says lemons aren't educational? ROLL: Give me a break, if lemons were any indication of real life, all you would have to do to get a girl would be to rape her. BLUES: She ain't kidding. >Minako's voice was gentle and caring. ROCK: Umm... I want to make a throat joke, but I can resist. ROLL: You know, if you just didn't say anything, I would be much more appreciative. ROCK: Yeah, but if I did that, it would look like I couldn't make riffs. > "So, is this natural?" Usagi asked nervously. > "Very. I do it." Minako answered bluntly. > Usagi's blush kept getting deeper. BLUES: Damn, right in front of Minako too. ROLL: I don't get it. ROCK: If you don't like sick jokes, you probably want it that way. >"Do you know if theothers....." ROCK: Who's Theothers? BLUES: You know, the grammar flames are getting old now. ROCK: Yeah, but I can't think of much else. > "Yes, but not all of them. And I'm not going to tell you which. >Just like them, I will keep this a secret. ROCK: So, the others know already and they're keeping it a secret? BLUES: I guess. ROCK: Then remind me never to tell Minako any secrets. >They don't even know that I know." Minako giggled. FORTE: Little did she know that they know she knows ROCK: Ahhh, but she does know they know she knows they know FORTE: But they know that she knows that they know she knows they know ROLL: Stop that. "Do guys....you know... " Usagi asked. ROCK(singing): Guys do it, girls do it, even little birdies in the park do it... ROLL: What do you guys have against the high quality children's shows on PBS? BLUES: What? Are they paying you or something? ROCK: Yeah, first you defend Mr. Rogers and now you're plugging PBS, what's going on? ROLL: What makes you think something's going on? Maybe I just like PBS. ROCK: yeah, whatever. > "Yep, them too. But it's different for them." Minako answered. > "And sooner or later, boys and girls....you know....do it?" Usagi asked FORTE(imitating Minako): Yeah, they do it, uh huh huh huh huh huh BLUES(imitating Usagi): Whoa, cool, heh heh heh mm heh heh heh ROLL: Cut that out, it's creepy. >Usagi was as red as a tomato now. > Minako held back the urge to laugh out loud. "Eventually, yes." >She giggled out. > Usagi was curious. "How so?" Usagi had a clue about what sex was, >but she was curious. ROCK(imitating Minako): Here, these magazines will explain everything. BLUES(imitating Usagi): Oh my god! Why is that guy upside down? And what's with all those pointy things? ROCK(imitating Minako): Whoops, that's my special magazine. ROLL: Oh man, I don't even want to think about that. > "Oh no, that's something you'll have to learn about at another >time. FORTE(imitating Minako): Ok Usagi, that's all for this lesson. For tonights homework I want you to watch these tapes and write a report comparing the first group and the second group. ROCK(imitating Usagi): ahh shucks, softcore again. >When you're with the right man." Minako replied. > "The only man I want doesn't even know I'm alive." Usagi sulked. > "You're a beautiful girl who is going to grow into a beautiful >woman. Don't ever forget that. BLUES(imitating Minako): Because you're drinking milk and one day you'll be big and strong. >I know you are worried about Mamoru-san. >know deep down inside, he loves you. I can feel it in him when ever >he's near you. ROLL: Can you feel the love? BLUES: appearantly Minako can. >I don't know why he's avoiding you, but he'll come around >when he sees what he's missing. Then you'll have to beat him off with >your Cutie Moon Rod." FORTE: So, if you ignore a girl who likes you and then show interest in her, you're entitled to a, how should I say, "whacking"? BLUES: That would be cool. ROLL: Stop, that's not what she meant. BLUES: Yes it was, you know it, I know it, the reader knows it, the author knows it, everyone knows it. ROLL: You're ruining my denial, stop it. >Minako said back smiling. Usagi didn't know what >to say, so she just hugged her friend. ROLL: Ahhh, how sweet. ROCK: Yeah, I can feel the cavities forming. > Minako held her best friend close for a minute or two. She then >pulled back and took a good look at her. FORTE(french accent): Ah-ha-ha ROCK: I thought Usagi's best friend was Naru. >"We need to get you cleaned up, >girl. Can't take you back to the house looking like that." > Usagi looked at herself. She was all sweaty, and sand had stuck >to where ever she was damp from sweat, the tanning oil, and by other >means. ROCK: I'm so smooth I've got a beard on my hands. >"Yeah, this could be hard to explain." > Minako snapped her fingers. "I got an idea. Grab your stuff >you're coming with me." FORTE: But, she already did that. ROLL: Oh come on! Why can't you guys just stop finding sexual content in everything they say? ROCK: Well... it's a lemon. BLUES: Yeah, what else are we supposed to say? We all know what's goin to happen. ROLL: Yeah, well... fine then. >Usagi nodded with a smile. She had an idea what >Minako was up too, and the idea sounded fun to her. After all, she was >sure now that they did think a like. BLUES: So, they're both nympho-lesbians with magical, eternal virginity eh? ROLL: Stop, no they're not. ROCK: She's right Blues. ROLL: You're agreeing with me? ROCK: Yeah, they're bi. ROLL: RRRRRR! That's it! (Roll gets up) ROLL: I need to get out of here right now! (Roll walks away and many explosions are heard in vacinity of the theater doors) ROCK: Well, we might as well join her. BLUES: But the fic... it's still going. ROCK: All the more reason to get out of here. BLUES: But... we might miss some of the fic. FORTE: And this would be a bad thing because? BLUES: But I don't want to miss any of this. ROCK: Ok, now I know you have a problem, Forte, give me a hand. (Rock and Forte grab Blues by the arms and drag him out of theater) BLUES: Stop! What are you doing? I want to see this! Hey! Stop! * * * LIGHT LABS - COMM ROOM (Roll has just come out of the theater followed by Rock, Forte, and a struggling Blues) ROLL: Finally... (Rock and Forte tie Blues down to a table) BLUES: Hey, let go of me! Damnit! What the hell are you doing?! ROCK: Sorry Blues, this is for your own good. (A monitor turns on, showing an irate Dr. Wily) WILY: What are you doing out of the theater? There's still a good portion of fanfic to go. ROLL: I couldn't take any more of it. WILY: You mean... I won already? ROCK: Are you kidding? She's just a wuss. We're just tying Blues down to a table. WILY: Oh, then I guess that's... um... what? FORTE: We think he's lost it. WILY: So the fic broke his spirit? ROCK: Of course not. If anything, he wants to read more. FORTE: We think it's a case of fanfic addiction. BLUES(struggling): It is not! I can stop whenever I feel like it damnit! WILY: I see. So what are you planning to do? ROCK: Well, I thought I might be able to throw something together that would break the addiction. WILY: So, you're going to try and make a patch or gum or something? ROCK: Yeah, so could you give us a few hours? WILY: Very well. I'd hate to think one of you was enjoying this. (The screen goes blank and the bots look for things to make a fanfic patch) (about 3 hours later) ROCK: OK, the prototype is complete. FORTE: Great, let's go try it out. ROLL: Thanks Auto, we couldn't have do it without you. AUTO: Not at all. It's simply amazing what one can do woth bolts these day. If you need anything else, I'll be in my workshop. (Auto leaves) ROCK: Let's try this out. (Rock lifts up Blues' shoulder plate and slaps on a fic-patch) ROCK: There, it should only be a few minutes before the affects kick in. (The monitor lights up with Wily's image) WILY: So, did you succeed? ROCK: We'll know in a little while. Blues is still on the table, going through withdrawl. WILY: Well, how does it work? ROCK: Well you see, it's a three step patch we've dubbed, Ficaderm CQ. WILY: What does the CQ stand for? FORTE: No one really knows ROCK: Anyway, it gives you the image of fanfiction that slowly becomes more coherent until the urge to read bad writing diminishes. FORTE: It's also good for those lonely nights in space. Just set it to extra lemony. WILY: Not bad. I think I'm going to require an invention from you every day to keep you busy. Now, get back into the theater before Dr. Light here goes the way of the dodo. FORTE: He's going to be hunted and eaten by english colonists? WILY: Just get back in there! (The monitor goes blanck and the bots head back to the theater) (The bots walk into the theater and take up their former positions) ROCK: Here we go again. BLUES: Cool. ROLL: Um... are you sure the patch is working? ROCK: Of course I'm sure. > Minako helped Usagi put on some thing to cover her. Clad in only >T-shirts and sandals, the two girls carefully walked down the hill. >Usagi said she felt a bit off balance. FORTE: Yeah, so do I. ROCK: Forte, get back over here. FORTE: Why? I feel there is a severe lack of sight gags in MSTs. BLUES: That's because you read them. What are you? An idiot? FORTE: I prefer the term "pioneer". >Minako explained that it was like >that for her the first time too, but it would pass. FORTE: She was right. ROCK: Good. > She lead Usagi back to the secluded pool. Minako didn't hesitate >to remove her shirt. She prompted Usagi to do the same. Even though >Minako was privy to Usagi's intimacy, she was still a bit nervous. BLUES: What the hell's Minako nervous about? She's the nudist here. ROCK: Stupid author. I wish I knew who he was. > "C'mon girl. You've got nothing to hide." Minako encouraged her >on. "It's not like I haven't seen you naked." ROLL(imitating Minako): I spy on you all the time. It's no biggie. > Usagi smiled and nodded. She lifted off her shirt and tossed in >the pile with the rest of their stuff. BLUES: Ahhh, once again, a reference to their mysterious, "stuff" ROCK(sarcastically): Oh, the suspence. >Minako looked at Usagi, she >smiled as she examined Usagi's naked frame. FORTE: Usagi's transforming? What for? ROLL: I don't know. >Minako began to appreciate >the innocent appearance of Usagi. Usagi noticed this and blushed deeply, >and covered herself with her limbs. BLUES: Once again, Usagi's amazing, detachable legs come to save the day. > "Wha.. What are you looking at?" ROCK(imitating Minako): You can't tell either? Man, this one's got me stumped. >Usagi asked. > Minako just chuckled and hugged Usagi. "I just noticed, if it >wasn't for your hair style, you and I could pass ourselves off as twins." ROCK: Oh no! Twins! This is turning into "The Young and the Restless"! FORTE: Now they're going to get back to the beach house to tell their friends of their "liberation" and find that Mamoru's having an affair with Ami, Makoto's in a coma, and Rei's lost in the forest. ROLL: The horror... the horror... ROCK: What about Chibi-usa and the cats? FORTE: Do you really want to know? (Rock thinks for a bit) ROCK: No, not really. > Usagi thought about this for a moment, she then reached behind her >and undid her hair, letting it fall down. With it all the way down, it >was longer than Minako's. FORTE(imitating Minako): I see your shwartz is as big as mine... >She embraced her friend tightly, resting her >head on Minako's shoulder. Minako held her back just a lovingly as she >she could, she felt something inside Usagi. It was cold and painful. > "Is it really all that bad between you and Mamo-chan, Usagi?" >Minako asked. > Usagi didn't say anything, only quietly nodded. ROCK: Just as I thought. Nothing up there. > "Don't worry, it will work out. Now, lets get you in the water, >and get you cleaned up." Minako said tenderly. ROCK: "Don't worry, it will work out"? ROLL: Kinda gets ya... right here. *sniff* BLUES: She really is a fortune cookie, the advise she gives is short and vague. >"Besides, maybe a short >swim will help relax you." FORTE(imitating Usagi): I like my swims nice and tall. > Minako took Usagi's hand and slowly led her into the pool. Usagi >was suprised at how warm the water was. ROCK: Guess that Minako has trouble, "keeping it in". ROLL: That's disgusting. >Soon she was up to her neck. >There were small eddys and currents moving through the pool. ROCK: What's Eddie doing in this fic? BLUES: And who put fruit in the pool? >She could >feel them on her, and she felt all the sand, and other substances be >cleansed off her as these mini currents enveloped and carressed her body. >In answer to a question she asked herself earlier she noted, "It does >feel different than being in a bathtub." She said. ROCK(imitating Usagi): It feels more like being in a pool of water, naked, in the outdoors. BLUES: Literalism taken to the next level. > Minako blinked. "Excuse me?" FORTE: NO! That was inexcusable! ROLL: What'd she do? FORTE: I have no idea. > Usagi giggled, "Sorry, just making an observation." > They both swam around the natural pool for several minutes. Usagi >was obviously enjoying this new experiance. Minako carefully watched >over Usagi as she swam, floated, and made several dives to the sandy >bottom of the 15 foot deep pool. BLUES: The adult Minako keeps on the lookout for predators while the fledgling Usagis dive around for food. Should danger aproach, the Minako will send a cry of warning. ROLL: PBS, what will it do for you? ROCK: I'm not even going to comment. >Soon, both of them sat on the sandy >bottom of the shallower end. > "Well, how do you like skinny dipping?" Mianko asked. > Usagi let out her usual silly laugh. "You're right it is fun, and >even more fun with a friend." ROLL: But... she said... I thought... how the heck would she know?! ROCK: Calm down. It's only a fic. >Usagi stretched out her legs, and floated >on the top of the water. FORTE: And then... death. >Her breasts, stomach and thighs breached the >top. Minako couldn't resist the oppurtunity, and tickled Usagi's >stomach. Her reaction made her sink and go under water. Minako laughed a >bit, but her victory was cut short when Usagi surfaced and pushed Minako >under. ROCK: Time for some watersports. FORTE: That's disgusting. ROCK: Huh? FORTE:... nevermind. > When Minako resurfaced, she wrapped her arms around Usagi, pinning >Usagi's arms to the side. "Now what are you going to do?" ROLL(imitating Usagi): KAME-HAME-HA!!! BLUES: You know, I just realized something. ROCK: What's that? BLUES: If an anime character is unable to make hand motions, they can't do attacks. It's true with almost any anime. ROCK: So that's why they can never escape when they're tied up. >She laughed >out. Usagi was able to squirm a bit since both of them were wet and >slipperly, FORTE: Hmm, this fic has suddenly piqued my interests. ROLL: *sigh* >so she was able to get her arms around Minako's waist. "Who >has Who?" Usagi declared. ROCK(imitating customs agent): Have you anything to declare Miss Tsukino? FORTE(imitating Usagi): Yes, one naked Minako. ROCK(imitating customs agent): I see... We're going to have to inspect it for foreign fruits or vegetables, we'll have her back to you after me and the guys do a little... search. >Both of them smiled at each other as each of >them turned their grip, into an warm embrace. FORTE: How... touching. (Forte starts laughing wildly while the other bots just shake their heads.) > Usagi held onto Minako, she felt something in her stir. A feeling >similar to what she felt on the hill. She felt her breasts gently >touching and lightly rubbing Minako's as they squirmed against each >other. ROLL: This is where the pain starts huh? ROCK: Fraid so. >Normally she would have felt mortified to be holding another girl >the way she was, let alone a naked one. BLUES: Fanfics: the cure for mortifiny. ROCK: Stop making up words. >But she felt at ease at the >thought of Minako being so close to her. She had always felt safe and >comforted when she was around Minako. She wondered if was because she >was like a sister, or that she looked up to her as Sailor-V, her first >major idol. Or was it something else? FORTE: Maybe it's because you both are about to have wild lesbian sex? ROLL: Forte, please. Have at least some tact. FORTE:... why? > Minako herself was feeling a bit strange. She cared very deeply >for Usagi. She had watched over this girl even before she joined up with >the rest of the troop. ROCK: Then how come Sailor Venus was the last to join? That doesn't make any sense. BLUES: Yeah, and how come she didn't do anything when the senshi were in trouble? She just let tux-boy go around tossing diamond-tipped flowers around. >She had watched over Usagi before she was even >Sailor Moon. While she cared deeply for all of them, She always had a >special place for Usagi in her heart. ROCK(singing): Open your heart to the yummy light and rest your weary head. BLUES: So... Minako knew Usagi was Sailor Moon before Luna did... but didn't contact Luna or even tell Usagi of her destiny or anything like that? FORTE: Blues, I think this is some guy's opinion on what should have been and not what was. >Was is it sisterly, was it because >she was Princess Serenity? Or was because they were both sharing an >intimate moment together, which was a wonderful feeling to her. ALL:... ROCK(sarcastically): Hmm, let's see. She's feeling those gushy lemony feelings and she's wondering why. I guess it COULD be because they're like sisters. It COULD be because Usagi is their princess. Or maybe it's because some guy who thinks that two teenage girls with magical sailor powers out in a forest together should have graphic sex. I wonder what it could be. BLUES: Well, if it were sisterly, then the actions they're about to engage in would be very illegal in most areas. FORTE: And if it was because she was their princess, I think she would have just a few reservations about fucking her brains out. ROCK: Then through the process of ellimination, we can conclude that this is happening because some guy sat down and said, "Hey, that sailor moon and sailor venus are pretty hot. It would be cool if they had sex". OTHERS: Right. > Both of them felt relaxed in each others arm. Usagi's hand slowly >drifted up and down Minako's back. Minako's body reacted as tiny >goosebumps popped up on her body. She then felt something touch her >neck. It was Usagi nuzzling her nose into the crook of her neck. She >was getting warmer. That's when she felt Usagi kiss her throat. ROLL: I'm closing my eyes, I hate watching this stuff. ROCK: I'm with you. I know I make fun of it, but I'm not interested in reading about sex. FORTE: Yeah, especially when there are plenty of pictures on the internet. (All the other bots just look at Forte for a minute and Forte gives them a "what did I say?" look) ROLL: Um... right. (All the bots close their eyes and await the arrival of something a bit more tastefull.) (They wait...) (...and wait...) (...and wait some more.) ROCK: Ok, no way could one sex scene last that long (The bots open their eyes.) >"V-chan! That tickles!" She yelled out laughing. Minako stopped >to giggle herself. ROLL: OK, that seems harmless enough. >Then she saw it, Usagi's most intimate spot. Smooth, >pink. The soft petal like lips of her labia swollen slightly from >Usagi's incredibly aroused state. ALL: GAH!! ROLL: My god, this sex scene has lasted over three pages already! How much longer is it going to be!? ROCK: Calm down. We'll just close our eyes longer this time. (Everyone closes their eyes yet again and wait.) (The bots open their eyes slowly.) BLUES: Ok, this time for sure. >She could hear Usagi's moaning >growing louder and louder as she probed and licked every inch of Usagi's >girlhood. ROLL: OH COME ON!!! FORTE: Soon... soon... (Blues stops Roll just before she beats Forte into a pulp.) BLUES: Calm down. This is a classic orgasm scene. They should be finished within the next few paragraphs. ROLL: You had better be right. >Minako made the final move as she brought her hand to Usagi's >front and with the tip of her finger she circled the outer rim of Usagi's >vagina. ROCK: Of all the words to use... FORTE: What is it with lemons that they have to describe everything with technical names? >Not entering her, but softly tracing the edges. > Usagi couldn't take it anymore. Every muscle in her body tightened >and she went rigid as she felt that wave pass through her. But unlike >the feeling on the hill, this was more powerful, hotter, deeper in >feeling than when she was by herself. She cried out, "V-chan!" Her head >and shoulders arched fully back as the full impact of the orgasm hit her >as the tsunami that was building in her crashed though her body. ALL: TIDAL WAVE!!! (All the bots dive behind their chairs.) > Back at the beach house, all was serene and the only real noise >came from Rei's CD Boom box. ROCK: However, fake noise was eminating from all directions. >Clad in only her green and black two piece >suit, and an apron Mako-chan was in the kitchen preparing lunch for >everyone. BLUES: Makoto cooks in a two piece suit? What does she cook in on fridays? ROCK: Fish. >The other's had always been very appreciative of her efforts, >and sometimes felt guilty. She didn't mind, in fact she really enjoyed >doing it for them whenever she got the chance. ROLL(imitating random senshi): Thanks for cooking lunch Mako-chan... hey, where's ours? ROCK(imitating Makoto): Get it your damn self! What do I look like? Your maid? >As for the other girls, >Rei and Chibi-Usa were playing a card game on the deck, FORTE(laughing hysterically): Playing cards... on a deck! BWA HA HA HA! (The other bots just try to ignore him.) >and Ami sat at the desk in the living room studying. Luna and Artemis had found that >the hammock under the shade tree was a great place for a snooze. BLUES: I put a cat on a hammock once. It's legs fell through the holes and it got stuck. ROLL: Why did you do this again? BLUES: Why not? > All of them had changed into their swimsuits. ROCK: Save Makoto who seems to think formal wear is for all occasions >Rei's beach house >had all the comforts of home, save one. No air conditioning. Then suddenly Rei, Makoto and Ami all felt something. BLUES: Hmm... I've seen this before. Apearantly, a lot of fanfic authors like to give the senshi empathic projection. ROCK: Why? BLUES: I think it gives them a reason to put in an orgy scene. >Ami dropped her pencil, Rei shivered as though a chill went up her spine, and light >giggle was heard from the kitchen. > Mako-chan stuck her head out the litchen doorway. "Did you guys >just get the weirdest feeling?" ROCK: Litchen doorway? Are they living in a cave or something? > Rei looked back into the house. "Yeah, weird is one way to >describe it. I seem to remember feeling something simliar once, but I >can't place it." > Chibi-Usa blinked, "I didn't feel anything." ROLL: Thank god. > Ami turned to both of them, "Wasn't it back during that blizzard >last winter? ROCK(imitating old man): It was back in the storm of '42. There were some strange things afoot. >Usagi, and I were trapped at Rei-chan's Temple. And You >were stuck over at Minako's house. The three of us woke up feeling the >same wierd sensation." > Makato thought for a second.... She got a bit wide eyed for >second, for quickly got her composure back and promptly went back into >the kitchen. ROCK: Uh oh, someone's busted. FORTE(imitating Makoto): Oh, that means Minako or Usagi is having sex out in the woods. So, who's hungry? >"I'm sure it was nothing. BTW, lunch is almost ready. I >wonder if Usagi-chan, and Mina-chan will be back soon?" ROLL: "BTW"? You're not talking on the internet damn it. ROCK: R u ok? ROLL: Shut up. > Chibi-Usa smirked. "She's probably fallen asleep and getting >cooked raw. Then she'll look like a big red lobster, He He." BLUES: Didn't we already go through this? > Rei thought for a moment, "Actually, we're all pretty hungry. I >bet it was hunger pangs...I guess." ROCK: You get hunger pangs in your stomach, not your spine Rei. > "It's not like Usagi to be late for a meal, Rei-chan." Ami >commented. "I mean, even Minako would never miss one of Mako-chan >feasts." FORTE: I think she already had one... back during that blizzard. *snicker* ROCK: What are you talking about? FORTE: You know... when they were trapped together. ROLL: We're not following you. FORTE: You know... when they were together and they had that wierd feeling. ROCK: Yeah... so? FORTE: ...Nevermind. > Rei nodded. "It is kind of odd." > Mako-chan's voice came from the kitchen. "If they haven't >returned by after lunch. We'll go look for them." > Rei and Ami nodded and Ami made a notation, BLUES: I wonder what intrument she's making it for. ROCK: If I know Ami, it's scientific. >"Have you guys ever noticed that those two seem to think too much a like at times?" FORTE: Of course. They're both blonde. ROCK: Yeah, it instantly makes them ditzes ROLL: Oh really? > "Yeah, scary isn't it?" ROCK: I think that says it all Roll. ROLL: ... >Makoto laughed from the kitchen. > Back at the pool Usagi was being held in Minako's arms and Usagi >was holding her back. FORTE: Such flexibility. >They had settled back to where they were before, >but the sun had drifted across the sky and the shallows were in the shade >now. Minako softly kissed Usagi on her temple and lightly stroked her >back. Neither of them had said anything since Usagi's climax. FORTE(imitating Minako): Oh... um... hi Usagi. ROLL(imitating Usagi): Oh... hi. FORTE & ROLL: ... FORTE(imitating Minako): So... how have you been? ROLL(imitating Usagi): Ok, I killed a youma last week. FORTE(imitating Minako): Oh really? Thats good. FORTE & ROLL: ... FORTE(imitating Minako): It got wierd didn't it? ROLL(imitating Usagi): Yeah. >Minako looked down at Usagi who was nestled against her bosom, eyes closed, and >warm smile on her face as she was gently suckling one if Minako's >breasts. ALL: o_0 BLUES: Um... let's see... a joke to say here would be... ROCK: How about, "if you're happy and you know it suck a breast."? BLUES: No, something that fits a little better. ROLL: How about, "Usagi is still breast-feeding? no wonder she's such a crybaby."? BLUES: Well, that one fits but it's too predictable. FORTE: Why don't we all just yell nani? BLUES: Yeah. That works. ALL: NANI?!? > "How are you doing, Usagi-chan?" Minako's voices was gentle and >soothing. FORTE(imitating Usagi): *MMPH* I think I'm stuck. > Usagi tilted her head up and lightly kissed Minako. "I feel >wonderful, V-chan. Thank you." Minako said nothing, but held her closer. ROCK: They're snuggling naked. How much closer can you get? > "Minako-chan?" FORTE: "Havus lotasexus" "Yes Usagi-chan?" ROCK: "Ditzus lateforclassus" > "WIll it feel just as good with a man?" ROLL(imitating The Brain: How can you emphasize "will" before "it"? It can't be done. That's like saying, "IN july and I'll make cheese for you." It just doesn't work. > Minako coughed a bit, but regained her composure, "Umm, I really >can't say Usagi-chan... ROCK: Ok, here it comes. Get ready to laugh. BLUES: Heh, I see it. >I'm still a virgin like you. (All the bots are quiet for a second and then burst out laughing) ROLL(wiping a tear from her eye): heh heh, that's rich. FORTE(imitating Minako): I... did not have... sexual relations... with that woman... Usagi Tsukino. >But I have a >feeling that if you're thinking of the man I think you are, it will be >even more magical. FORTE: Heh, get it? Magical. cause, you know... they're... um... magic. ROCK: That's lame Forte. FORTE: No, no, it's funny see? Cause, like, they're both, like, magical super heroes or something. ROLL: Yeah, see, when you have to explain your joke it's not funny, Forte. FORTE: Fine then. *hmph* >Just be patient, and bide your time. I have a funny >feeling things will work out for the best, if you don't rush it." > Usagi thought for a moment, "Basically, let it happen on it's own. >When the time is right? ROCK: My god this is corny. BLUES: It's like any teenager show. > Minako smiled, "You're learning." > Usagi suddenly got sly look in her eyes and without warning, >tickled Minako vigorousy. Minako burst out in an almost tearful laugh >until she was able to squirm away from Usgai. ROLL: Man! We already went through all this. I don't want to go through it again. ROCK: I know what you mean. Same circumstances and everything. > "What was that for?!?" Minako said in slight shock. > Usagi gave her a smug look, "That was for earlier when you tickled >me. I don't get mad, I get even." FORTE: So now Usagi will be the one *THWAP* ROLL: We'll have none of that. FORTE(rubbing the side of his head): Fine. > Minako grinned, "Oh yeah, we'll see about that!" And then Minako >lunged after Usagi who was alredy trying to make her escape. > Makoto, Ami, Rei, and Chibi-Usa were all searching the forest as a >group. Luna and Artemis were off searching in another section of the >rain forest. Minako and Usagi didn't come back to the house for lunch. >This was concerning all of them. BLUES(imitating Makoto): Eh, whatsamatta, yousa gotta eat or you get alla skinny. > Makoto was up a tree looking around. FORTE(imitating Rei): Hey, Makoto, throw down the coconuts! ROCK(imitating Makoto): Ok Skipper! FORTE(imitating Rei): Be carefull! Don't through them too *BONK* ROCK(imitating Makoto): Oops! SORRY SKIPPER! >"Where do you think they >went?" But jumped down when she couldn't see anything. > "I don't know, this island isn't that big." Ami noted as they >walked down the path. > Rei was being her sarcastic self. "And Usagi would never miss a >meal." ROLL: Wouldn't sarcasm be, "Yes it is Ami. It's huge. It's so big I can barely maintain it and keep it from altering the earth's rotations."? > "I have an idea." Chibi-Usa said. She looked at Luna-P. FORTE(imitating Chibi-Usa): Let's make little, tiny, kitty port-a-potties and sell them to dumb American tourists. ROLL: Forte, let me explain this to you once and for all. The Luna-P is a floating ball and not Luna peeing. FORTE: So, it's still a good joke. ROLL: *sigh* >"Luna-P, FORTE(imitating Luna): I can't, I just went a little while ago. ROLL: Forte... shut up. >go up in the air and find Minako-chan and Usagi-chan." The floating >black cat head headed skyward. The group watched as it stopped above the >tree level, paused, and came back down. When it reached the group, it >started moving away from the path. "See, I knew it would work." ROCK: Then why didn't you do it sooner? > They all followed the Luna-P until they reached the clearing with >the pool and waterfall. In the pool they saw Minako and Usagi giggling >and splashing each other. It was hard to tell which was which, since >Usagi still had her hair down, and Minako was missing her trademark bow. >They were in waist deep water, and both of them were as naked as the day >they were born, and they had a warm glow about them. The two of them >looking like mischievious water nymphs. BLUES(imitating Ami): Hey, quit stealing my shtick! > "What in heavens name are you two doing!?" Rei almost exploded. > Usagi and Minako finally took notice of their friends. They >looked at themselves, looked at the other girls, and then looked at each >other again, then laughed. ROLL: See, that would be funny if we could see it. However it looses it's charm when it's writen. > "What's it look like, Rei. We're skinny dipping." Usagi said >mockingly. The two blondes embraced trying to look as innocent as >possble. It was almost impossible to tell them apart. ROLL: Yeah yeah, they look alike. We get it already. > Makoto was surpressing laughter, "Aren't you two a pair?" > Ami was just blushing. > Rei looked less than amused, "Yeah, but a pair of what?" > Chibi-Usa was just confused. > "Oh please, Rei. We're the only people here on this island, we're >all girls. What's the harm?" Everyone was silent. "Oh come on, you >girls have gone the hot springs and done this, and I know we've all been >to public baths, and those are filled with strangers. What so different >than that? Minako added. "Why don't you all join us? You won't regret >it." FORTE(imitating Minako): In fact, you'll be screaming for more. > The other girls didn't know what to say. That was until Makoto >stripped off her green two peice and dove into the water. "Alright Mako- >chan!" Usagi cheered. (The bots hold up signs with numbers on them) ROLL:8.9 ROCK:9.1 BLUES:.8.8 FORTE:10.0 ROLL: Why a "10" forte? FORTE: Are you kidding? She's naked. (Roll shakes her head) >Mako-chan surfaced next to Minako and whispered >something into her ear. ROCK(imitating Makoto): You missed lunch. Hungry? BLUES(imitating Makoto): It's that time again. FORTE(imitating Makoto): Do you know a cure for crotch-rot? >Minako had a puzled look on her face. Makoto >whispered again. ROCK(imitating Makoto): I said, you missed lunch. Hungry? *nudge nudge wink wink* BLUES(imitating Makoto): I said, it's that time again. Got a tampon? FORTE(imitating Makoto): I said, do you know a cure for crotch-rot? I'm leakin' all over the place here. >Minako then blushed deeply and giggled. > Rei and Ami were in shock, and they both went into more shock when >Chibi-Usa joined them. ALL: NO!!! ROLL: I thought he said she doesn't get naked! >She was till in her swim suit, ALL: ...ooooh. FORTE: Wait... till? ROCK: Just ignore it. >but she joined them >nether the less and waded out to where Mako-chan came to meet her and >carried her to the deeper water. BLUES(imitaing Makoto drowing Chibi-Usa): Who da masta Bruce Leroy? Who da masta? >Rei was just about to say something to >Ami when she saw her stripping off her blue and white tank suit. Her jaw >dopped. FORTE:(imitating Ami): You like what you see baby? ROLL: ... > "Not you too, Ami?!" She exclaimed. ROCK(imitating Ami): Hey, when in Rome, go gay as a roman soldier. ROLL: That's not funny. FORTE: Yeah, it's "gay as a greek philosopher". ROLL: ... shut up. > Ami just shrugged, "You know what they say. When in Rome..." ROCK: Heh heh heh >with that, she dove in and joined the others in their aquatic frolics. > Rei was beside herself.. she had to be. There was no one else >left to stand next too. BLUES: Heh, the author made a decent joke. ROLL: Good. >She sighed heavily, swallowed her pride and >pulled down her suit. She waded in, and in a few minutes of swimming, >diving and horse playing around, they all completely forgot about any >thoughts of modesty and had a wonderful time. FORTE: Just let your brain go and then screw it out. > Meanwhile, Artemis and Luna were still searching. That was until >Luna heard something. ROLL(imitating Luna): Hey, Artemis, I heard something. Let's forget about the scouts and go investigate. >"I hear something.... ALL: We know. >Wait here, I'll go check it >out." She darted through some bushes. Artemis also heard the sounds of >splashing, and laughing. He started to follow her, but when he began >entering the bushes Luna flew out tackling him. He noticed that her face >was very red as she flew headlong into him. ROCK(imitating Luna as Ace Ventura): Do NOT go in there! > "Luna?!? What is it?! What did you see? And will you get off of >me!" Artemis was pinned face down in the ground. > "Not until you make me a promise." she said as she kept him down. > "What? What did you see!?" He asked impatiently. > "You have to promise me you won't go in there." She said sternly. ROCK(imitating Artemis): Screw that, I'll just see for myself. > "Ok, I won't. I promise. NOW WILL YOU GET OFF ME!" He yelled. (All the bots make whip noises) > Luna stepped off Artemis' back, letting him up. "Remember, you >promised." > Artemis got up. "Ok, what did you see in there?" He asked as he >used his tail to brush away dirt. > "The girls." Luna answered. > "Which ones?" He asked. > "All of them." She said calmly. BLUES(imitating Luna): All of them. They're having a party. Minako is passed out on the couch. > "Then what's the problem?" Artemis cocked an ear to one side. > "They're swimming." She replied. ROLL(imitating Artemis): SWIMMING?!! OH MY GOD, WE HAVE TO RUN!!! > Artemis got a puzzled look. "Yeah, so we saw them swimming >yester.." Luna cut him off. "Naked?" FORTE(imitating Artemis): Well... under their suits they're naked. In fact, under their clothes they're naked all the time. And you know what else? You're naked right now. > Artemis' jaw dropped and his tail shot straight out. FORTE: Shwing > "Remember, you promised." Luna reminded him. > Artemis sat there frozen....He didn't know what to do. He saw >Luna staring him down. "You know I can out run you Luna?" He said with a >cocky tone. > She turned her head away from him. "Yes, but I can always out >think you, then I would lose all respect for you, and never speak to you >again. And the girls might think the same way." She hit a nerve. > Artemis turned to her. "You're right. It's not worth it. >Besides, there are more beautiful things to look at in this tropical >paradise." He stepped up and nuzzled Luna on the neck. (All the bots shudder) ROLL: This better not go where I think it's heading. > Luna blushed, "Now cut that out you scoundrel." > He then whispered in her ear. "And there's better things to chase >after than nubile young girls." He looked at Luna with a sly look and >wiggling his whiskers at her. ROCK(imitating Artemis): Look, there's a mouse right behind you. See? > "Ar..Artemis...Don't you even think it..." Luna knew that look >well. And she also knew that when Artemis got that look, the chase was >about to begin. She acted like she didn't like it, but then it was just >an act. She had always been able to out run him back in Tokyo, so She >took her paw, swung it to lightly bop him on the nose. "TAG! You're it!" >and then Luna scampered off. FORTE: Oh yeah, they like to play them games. ROLL: Forte, they're cats. FORTE: Not in my mind... ROLL: ... you're sick. > Artemis got a silly grin. "Not this time pussycat." BLUES: Huh huh he said *THWAP* ROLL: Don't even think about it. >He then >started his countdown, "Juu, Kyu, Hachi.." and as he did, he coiled >himself as though he were launching off an aircraft carrier. "San, Ni, >Ichi, REI! Ikimasu!" He then shot off like a white blur into the forest >after his intended quarry. > Back in the pool, the girls were all relaxing in the water. Rei, >Makoto, and Ami sat in the shallows, talking and laughing amongst >themselves. Chibi-Usa sat in Rei's lap. No longer were the inhabitions >of modesty keeping them from enjoying themselves. Minako and Usagi were >sitting on some the large smooth boulders by the misty water fall. They >were taking in some of the sun as the mist kept them cool. ALL: *sigh* ROCK: I'm starting to get bored. BLUES: Yeah. This is starting to drone. FORTE: Really, I mean... I thought lemons had sex in them. (all the bots look at forte for a while) FORTE: What? ROCK, BLUES, & ROLL: Forte, shut up. > Usagi whispered in Mianko's ear. "What did Mako-chan say to you >earlier?" FORTE(imitating Minako): She said, "How could you? And with Usagi. I'll never screw you in a blizzard again." > Minako giggled, "She said she wish she'd known we were gonna do >this. She would have loved to have joined us." > Usagi blinked, "But if she did..then you and I would never >had...." > "No Usagi, that's the part she wanted to join in on." Minako >smiled back. BLUES: SLUT!!! (all the other bots stare at Blues) BLUES: It had to be said. > Usagi's ears reddened, which eventually spread to her cheeks. Her >eyes went wide and all she could say was. "Oooohhhhh My." ALL: ...GODDESS >They both >giggled and then they were both silently looking at their friends, until >Minako sat straight up. FORTE(imitating Minako): What are we doing having good wholsome fun? Let's start an orgy! > "What is it Minako-chan?" Usagi asked. > "I don't know... I felt something.. But we're all here." she said >quietly. > "You mean like when I, and we?" Usagi kept her voice down. > Minako nodded quietly. > "But if all of us are here, then who?" Usagi inquired. ROLL: Oh god... why? ROCK: at least it wasn't described to us. > "We're not all here, Usagi-chan." She whispered back. > Usagi thought for a moment. "No...you don't think?" > Minako felt another vibration. She just got a silly smile on her >face, "Way to go, Artemis and Luna." she said quietly, and laid back down >on the boulder. > Usagi just sat there, "Minako, I don't understand." FORTE(imitating Minako): Luna and Artemis just boffed in the woods Usagi. ROCK(imitating Usagi): Oh... > Minako chuckled with eyes closed. "Usagi-chan, you'll learn. Just >remember one thing." > "What's that, Minako-chan?" BLUES(imitating Minako): Um... I forgot. > "There's a first time for everything." ROLL: How corny. ROCK: Yeah... FORTE: Hey Rock... ROCK: Um... what Forte? FORTE: I BEAT YOU!! BWA HA HA HA!! I AM SUPERIOR IN EVERY WAY!!! ROCK: *grumble* FORTE: Heh heh where's my twenty bucks? ROCK: I got your twenty bucks right here! (Rock and Forte start fighting and arguing about who is the greatest warrior of all) ROLL: Well, here we go again. BLUES: Yeah. Oh well, this should be entertaining for a while. The End........for now. (Rock and Forte are still fighting) ROLL: I don't get it? Is this just for suspence or is he really going to write another one of these? BLUES: Who cares? It's over, lets go. (Roll and Blues get up and leave the theater) * * * LIGHT LABS - COMM ROOM (Roll and Blues walk out of the theater) ROLL: Ah... done at last. BLUES: Yeah I know. I think I need a shower. ROLL: Should we bring out Rock and Forte? BLUES: And hear them arguing again? Hell no. (Just then the moniter blinks to life and shows a rather disapointed Wily) WILY: So, you're still sane? ROLL: Yup, wer're fine. BLUES: Yeah. It wasn't too bad. It could have been worse I guess. WILY: *sigh* I don't even know why I try. I should just let Light go and harrass some other group of goody goodies. (Roll and Blues look at each other for a moment) BLUES: You know, you have a pretty good thing going with your robots, but you're missing the fact that you've only been sending them against other robots. ROLL: Yeah, there are a lot of human heroes who would prove to be easier targets. WILY: Hm... you may be right. I think I'll try my luck somewhere else. I'll just get myself packed and then send you the lab's release code. BLUES: No rush. Take your time. WILY: Yeah, yeah... I'll be back. (The monitor goes dead and Rock and Forte exit the theater looking quit irate) ROLL: Everything settled? ROCK & FORTE: HMPH! BLUES: Hey, guess what guys? Wily is all depressed and he might... (Suddenly the monitor fashes back on showing Wily's face) WILY: Ok, here's the code. You better write this down, because I don't want to have to repeat it. BLUES: We're robots... remember. WILY: Oh yeah. ROCK: Hey Roll what's going on? ROLL: Wily got depressed because he always looses and now he's letting us go and leaving forever. FORTE: What?! (Rock and Forte push Blues away and stand before Wily) FORTE: Hey, what do you think you're doing? ROCK: Yeah? Where's that evil, mad doctor zeal you've always shown? FORTE: Are you going to let some little blue punk gonna push you around? ROCK: Yeah, you deserve the world. FIGHT FOR IT! WILY: Hey... you guys are right! I'm not a quiter! I'll just stick with my plan. Your next fic is tomarrow and you had better get started on that invention I wanted! (The monitor goes dead again) FORTE: There. That's better. ROCK: Yeah. (Roll and Blues stare at Rock and Forte for a moment) ROCK: What? BLUES(calmly): Rock... why are you encouraging Wily? ROCK: Me and Forte came up with an agreement. Whoever goes mad first is the lesser bot. BLUES(still calm): I see. So, you paid him twenty dollars? FORTE: No he didn't. I'm still waiting for it. ROCK: What are you talking about? You said "near the end" That was at the very end. FORTE: It's the same thing! BLUES(still calm): Hmm. ok. Well Roll, we're trapped here now because these two are idiots. ROLL(not so calmly): Yeah! (The bots just stand in a few seconds of awkward silence before Roll and Blues comence the beating) END EPISODE 1 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- * * * MSTer's notes Ok, This was my first MSTing. I really hope you enjoyed it. If you have any comments, good or bad, send them to me at ShdwRnr@hotmail.com Well, that's about it. Thanks go out to all who proof-read and gave me jokes. I would like the author of this fic to email me too. I'd like to hear their opinions on my MST >"And sooner or later, boys and girls....you know....do it?" Usagi asked