Sailor Moon:Fantasy! [Hentai] Episode:01 "Serenity Get's Married!" By the "Anime Fantasy Knight E-Mail: fantasyworldofsm@hotmail.com Recommended for those 18 and over. Note: This Sailor Moon Fan Fiction Takes place just after Sailor Moon:R! All the Characters from the DIC version of Sailor Moon will be used except Serena. Instead, Serenity will be used. This Fan Fiction contain words All: GASP! Mike: Imagine that! A fanfic that contains words! and descriptions of nudity. Read at your own Risk! Now on to the Story! ~~~EPISODE:01 Tom: The Phantom Dumbass. "Serenity Gets Married!"~~~ Serenity woke up at 8:30 am. I was saturday. Tom: My partner is Bill Zelda. Crow: Just the facts, ma'am. When Serenity woke up, she was not wearing anything. Mike: Gratutious nudity shot #1! Her Panties were on the floor along with her Bra Crow: Hmph. Reduced to bit parts after DBGT ended... Tom: Always admired Bulma's naming capabilities! and the other clothes. Mike: Discarded like the Professor and Mary Ann. Serenity went to the dresser drawer and opened one of the drawers. Tom: HEY! Crow: Queen Serenity: Professional Surgeon. Inside were a bunch of panties. Crow: My pretties! There was many to choose from. She saw a pair of satin panties that had Rabbits and Moons. Mike: Pink Rabbits, Yellow Moons, Green Audiences... She got the pair out and slowly put them on. Then she put a bra on. She got one of her many bunny tee shirts. Then she got several pairs of shorts out. Tom: She's the Magical Shorts Fairy! Serenity put one pair on. The others she put in her book bag. She also did the same for several pairs of panties. Mike: She's the Santa Claus of undergarments! Now she put on some socks and shoes on and went Tom: DIRECTLY TO HELL! down stairs. Her mother greeted her daughter. Crow: <'Mrs. Tsukino'> Bitch. Tom: Whore. Mrs. Tsukino: "Hello, Serenity good morning! happy birthday!" Serenity: "Thanks mom. That reminds me. I have to Mike: ...warn you! Get out while you still can! go to the temple today." Serenity grabs Crow: Her mother. Tom: KYAA! Mike: Tom... a piece of toast and ran out the door with her book bag. She ran to the temple all the way. All: Run, Forrestt, Run! Once she got there the others was waiting. Raye spoke up Crow: Bitch. Tom: Whore. Mike: Guys... Raye: "Good morning Serenity! Happy birthday." Amy: "Happy birthday!" Lita: "Happy birthday Serenity!" Mina: "Happy birthday, Princess!" Tom: Happy birthday, hosebag! Crow: Happy birthday, Panty Queen! Serenity: "Thanks guys. Were's Darien?" Mike: Trying to stay out of the fic, if he's smart. Raye: "He had to go out of town for a few days, but he wanted to tell you Tom: "...to get bent." happy birthday." Serenity looked down. Mike: Hey guyyyyys....who wants....PANTIES?! Serenity just sat there on the steps of the temple and looked depressed. Crow: Everyone won't submit to my every whim! A couple of hours passed and Suddenly for no reason, Serenity stood up. Tom: The bat signal! Uh...I mean.... Crow: FIRE ANTS! KYAAAA! Mike: Hey, if I run really fast, I can escape while there's still time! Her body tensed tightly. She felt him coming. Tom: DAMN I'm smooth. I can astral project my semen into her! Serenity: "Why didn't you tell me he was coming?" Raye and the others were surprised. Crow: Hmph. He never astral projects for US! Serenity: "Shit! I pissed all over myself again!" Mike: *chokes* Tom: Hang on a second... Crow: Tell me that isn't what it seems... Tom: This is going to hurt, isn't it, Mike? Mike: I....I think it will. But don't worry! Nothing can stop us! Lita: "You should have gone to the bathroom and peed there insted of all over yourself." All: GAH! Mike: *sobbing* I was wrong! I was so, so wrong! Serenity: "I could help my self. I had no control over my body. It seems when Darien draws closer my body Crow: ...explodes? tenses tightly. I pee all over myself. Tom: Oh, that's pleasent. WHY?! Mike: To hurt US, that's why! I get sweaty. My heart pumps faster. My blood pressure rises. Crow: "I have an aneurysm!" My pussy cums all over my panties. Mike: There's the problem! Her vagina's sentient! It's like my body responds to his appearance. And it is doing just that now." Raye and the others were shocked. Tom: Excuse me. Raye, where's your bathroom? Crow: *urps* Follow me... Mike: Spontaneously having an orgasm I MIGHT be able to understand. but why in the name of the gods does she whiz all over herself!? Serenity shorts was wet at the crotch. Tom: They was?! Ya don't say! Crow: As opposed to her peeing herself and being wet at the small of the BACK? She was still cuming and peeing all over herself. Mike: THAR SHE BLOWS! Tom: *groans* Nelson, you aren't helping. Crow: Did you ever think about seeing a doctor, Serenity? This can't be healthy. She was also nervous. Darien finally showed up. Mike: Hi guys! Sorry I'm late, I - HOLY SHIT! Cleanup on aisle 2! Serenity's body throbbed at Darien's arrival. She was happy to see him. Serenity couldn't move. Crow: Amy had cemented her to the pavement. She just stood there frozen, Tom: "Damn you, Mercury!" and just smiling at her prince. Darien: "Happy Birthday sweetheart! My beloved Mike: "....has created a vile little mess! Someone get a mop! Meatball head!" Darien had two gifts in his hands. Serenity answered back. Serenity: "Hello Muffin! Tom: *snickers* Muffin? SOMEONE'S whipped. Crow: Does anyone else find it disturbing that NO ONE thinks Usagi's lack of bodily functions is abnormal? Mike: Happens all the time, I guess. Crow: But they seemed so shocked when she explained it to them! Thank you!" Serenity was still in excitement, but she was slowly returning to normal. Darien: "Serenity, why are you shorts wet?" Tom: Don't ask. Mike: But... Tom: DON'T ASK. Serenity: "I will talk to you about it later. Raye can I change in your bathroom?" Raye: "yes, go ahead. Lita go with Serenity and help her get cleaned up, please?" Crow: Pardon? Lita: "Sure. come on Serenity." Lita and Serenity go into the restroom. Serenity took off her shoes and her shorts. Tom: ...Why her shoes? Shouldn't she have taken those off BEFORE entering the house? Crow: You're trying to make sense of the fic. Bad robot! Mike: Why is Jupiter with her? Cause her royal wetness not wipe herSELF off? Then she took off her panties which were completely soaked with Serenity's Cum juices. Tom: As opposed to her Fruit juices? Lita took the soaked panties and felt them. Crow: Now then... we've found traces that the Royal Crown Jizzwhizzer has been in the area! They were totally sticky. Tom: Good call. You expected them to feel like RUBBER? Lita: "I don't understand why your body would lose control like that." Mike: "...nor do I understand what I'm DOING here!" Serenity: "It's like my body is reacting by causing those strange impulses. It does feel good to me." Crow: Wetting myself in front of my friends is FUN! Lita: "How many pairs of shorts and panties do you go through in a day?" Lita asked another question as she washed off Serenity's golden blond pubic hair around her clit. Crow: Sooo....to....recap: Usagi soaked herself and can't be bothered to wash her OWN area. Tom: More or less. Crow: ....WHY?! Tom: I can mess myself till the cows come home. But heaven forbid I TOUCH the mess I make!" Serenity: "It depends on how many times Darien and I meet. The more we meet, the more I have to Mike: "....question my sanity. He's a total dink!" change." Serenity was totally cleaned up. Serenity then put a new pair of panties and another pair of shorts. Serenity then put her shoes back on. Tom: So she does all of that when he's approaching, but not when he's, y'know, just hanging out? Mike: Seems to be. Tom: ....ARGH! Lita and Serenity went outside. Darien: "Are you okay sweetheart?" Serenity: "Yes, I am fine." Crow: I'M not. Darien: "Here Serenity. Happy birthday!" Mike: Who WROTE this? A retarded Oompa-Loompa?! Darien handed his two gifts. One was Crow: *gasps* Panties! How did you KNOW? large the other real small. Tom: Oh, he made a mold of his wang for her. How sweet! Serenity open the large gift first. Serenity Mike: ...fell down. Serenity go boom. opened it. It was Several books about famous Princesses throughout history. Serenity then opened the small box. Inside was a littler box that came open. Tom: Kinda like her. Mike: Tom... Inside was a wedding ring. Serenity: "A wedding ring?" Serenity was surprised. Darien: "Yes, a wedding ring. Tom: A wedding ring? Crow: A wedding ring. Mike: So...a wedding ring, then? Your father felt that it was time that you were old enough to marry. Mike: Get out, you freak! I'm tired of spending my salary on new panties for you! So that is his gift to you is that we can get married." Darien takes the box that has the wedding ring and Darien also takes Serenity's left hand and Tom: ...Darien also does a riverdance and... Crow: ...Darien also runs away! proposes to her. Darien: "Serenity, my Princess, will you marry me?" Serenity didn't have to think. Mike: When has she EVER? She spoke up. Serenity: "Yes, I will marry you! I love you!" Darien then puts the ring on her left hand. Tom: Mighty big ring ya got there, hoss. Darien: "The Marrage will take place tomarrow at 5:00 pm. Crow: TOMORROW?! Why so soon!? Tom: Well, I kinda made myself public enemy #1. We're leaving the country! Let's go. Your father said you can go ahead and move in with me." Mike: Lousy, good for nothing, airheaded bedwetter... Serenity: "Okay lets go." Darien opened the car door for his bride to be. Then he gets it and they take off for Serenity's home. Tom: But didn't Darien state they were going to HIS place? Mike: Change of plans. Once there, Darien and Serenity moves all her stuff out of her room and loads it into his car. Crow: Christ almighty, why do you have five thousand pairs of panties?! Once they had all the stuff, they take off for Darien's apartment. One there, they unload everything and Serenity puts all the clothes away in her dresser drawer which was moved eariler by Darien and Mr. Tsukino. Crow: Good luck with her, son. Tom: Gee thanks, old man. After they were done Darien made dinner for his Princess. Mike: This reads like the Fairy Tale of the Damned. The ate by candle light, which she loved. After dinner, they sat together on the couch. For a while, they just stayed close. Then Serenity got up and Tom: Wet herself. Crow: Oh son of a.... spoke to Darien. Serenity: "Darien, please love me." Darien: "I already been loving you." Mike: Word. Serenity: "That's not what I meant. I meant that my body must be loved and played with. take off All: YOU take off! Crow: Jeez, she's worse than Coleman Francis! my clothes and she what Tom: She's inherited Sean Connery's accent! treasures await beneath my clothes. You must love me emotionally and sexually. It's what I need." Darien got up and lead her to Mike: The balcony, where she was pushed off. Tom: The other senshi were only able to identify her by the odd-colored puddle surrounding her body. their bedroom. There was a larger bed that replace Darien's old bed. Crow: ....what, just like THAT? Darien: "Sure, I will love all of you." Darien reaches down and unties Serenity's shoes and also takes off her socks. Then he goes up and startsto Mike: ...Breakdance! Tom: Moonwalk! Crow: Run like hell! take off her shirt. Serenity lifts up her arms, Crow: WHOA! You aren't French, are you?! so her shirt will come off easier. Darien then moves for her bra. It unsnapps her bra. Tom: When did Cousin Itt join in the sex scene? Serenity's breasts flop out of her bra Mike: ...and knocked Darien out like a light. as Darien takes Serenity's bra off. Serenity's breasts were Crow: ...like that of an old woman's. the size of small apples. Her breasts were nice, firm and round. Tom: As opposed to being bad, limp, and oblong? Serenity's nipples were Crow: Slowly sliding off of her boobs. hard. Darien then moved down for Serenity's shorts. He unsnapped her shorts and Mike: Got a face full of piss. Tom: Jeez! Mike, the fic's bad enough, it doesn't need you as a crutch! unzipped them. He lowered her shorts until they hit the floor. Crow: Y'know, cause lowering them to the ceiling proved kinda difficult. For the first time, Darien had seen Serenity's panties. Tom: Um, dear? Can I ask you something? Serenity: "Do you like my panties?" Darien: "Yes, I do." Darien then took his hand down the front of her panties. Serenity oohed and aahed All: Ooh. Ahh. Mike: This reads like a deadpanned gladiator fight. has he rubbed her pubic hair. Darien then took both of his hands and got ahold of the strings of Serenity's bikini panties and started to slowly and gently pull down her panties. He noticed her pubic hair was exposed ans he slowly lowered her panties. Tom: As opposed to, you know, another EYEBALL being exposed. He briefly stopped to look at the crotchliner area of Serenity's panties. Mike: Serenity! You gots some 'splainin' to dooo! He felt of them. Tom: And lo, they were bad. They were wet in the crotch area. Then he continued to lower her panties. Her panties were not around her knees all curled up. Crow: Well of course they ....huh? Darien felt the satin panties he had taken off of her. Darien continued to pull down Serenity's panties until Tom: The end of TIME, apparently. Mike: Yeah, it takes him more time to pull off her panties than it'll be for him to actually do the deed. they reached her ankles. Then he lifted her feet and Crow: ...delighted in the thump as she fell on her ass? Tom: If only. took off her panties completely. She looked down at her nakedness and was happy. Mike: I take it back. This reads like a retarded Oompa-Loompa writing the BIBLE. She wasn't embarrased that he took off her clothes. Serenity: "Do you like what you see? Is my body pleasing to you?" Darien: "Yes, very much." Darien then put Serenity on their new bed and he looked at her Pubic hair. Crow: Gads, tis an eyeball down there! Tom: What's with the crabs? Mike: Now THERE'S a pleasent image. It was golden blond just like Serenity's hair on her head. Tom: ....As opposed to the hair on her eyes? He started rubbing her golden pubic hair. Her pussy lips were Mike: ...covering razor-sharp teeth? Crow: Now there's a horror movie that needs to be made. Tom: I can see it now... .... .... ARRRRRGH! swolen shut. He gently opened her pussy lips Mike: Say it with us now: All: ...and got a face full of piss! until he could get his fingers into her clit. All: *WINCE!* Tom: Good lord! Crow: That'll leave a mark.... Mike: MEDIC! He thwn took off his clothes and got on top of her. He rubbed his penis on her clit. Tom: You mutilated my pleasure center! GET OFF OF ME! She moaned for joy as he rubbed her fragile pussy. Crow: So it's made of fine china, then? He then entered his penis into her vaginia and began to move his penis in and out of the her vaginia. Tom: Yes, Vaginia, There IS No God. Crow: This reads like a sex-ed manual. Serenity continued to moan with excitement was he increased in speed and motion. Serenity: "Please don't stop, love me more!" Serenity moaned with happiness as he was fucking her. Mike: Man, I haven't seen sex this bland since... Tom: The last time YOU got laid? Mike: Yeah. I mean, she was nice and all, but... ...HEY! Serenity's clit and vaginia became to ooze out her Crow: Ears. Mike: Ew! Tom: *fizzles* natural love juices in response to the wonderful feeling. For a couple of hours had passed since he started fucking her. Crow: Considering his dick's lodged in her CLIT, I guess they WOULD be stuck for awhile. Tom: Yeah, that'd be a fun one to explain to the doctors. She was very excited. She was hot. He began to rub Serenity's breasts. She increased her moaning in response to her excitement. Finally he had stopped. All: ..... Mike: So.... okay..... Crow: What, no orgasms? Tom: I call shenanigans! Crow: Yeah! After that whole pathetic ordeal, I demand an orgasm at LEAST as big as the one she had when he wasn't even AROUND yet! He got up and started to stroke the hair on her head as she was returning to normal. Serenity got up from the bed and moved towards the bathroom. She got cleaned up. Darien did the same. Afterwards they decided to go to bed. Tom: Night, limpdick. Crow: Shut up. Serenity slept in the nude again as she always did. Darien was surprised that Serenity slept nude. He always did the same every night. Serenity fell asleep with her pubic hair touching Darien's butt. Mike: Now Darien's gonna wake up from a bad Star Trek dream and think a Tribble's trying to invade his anus... She remained like that for the rest of the night. The next morning Darien had woken up. All: Damn! Serenity was up in her panties that Darien had removed the night before and she made some breakfast that she had Crow: Fire in the hole. Tom: Nuclear Waste alert! learned in school. He got up and put on his underwear and had found her in the kitchen. Mike: She had tried cooking in the closet, but that didn't work so well. Serenity had no bra on yet. Finally the breakfast was done and They ate together, side by side. After wards they went back to the bedroom and Serenity took off her panties that she worn the day before. She spoke up. Mike: "Look, I'm used to getting 100 new pairs of panties a week. Now are you down with that?" Serenity: "Will you pick out the clothes that you want me to wear for the day and dress me?" Crow: Sailormoon - Professional Barbie Doll. It was an unusual request, but he did it. He looked in her drawers and found Tom: Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo. matching pink panties and bra set. He got a pink dress from the closet. Mike: I think you were RIGHT, Crow... Crow: *whimpers* I didn't MEAN to be... From a drawer he also got a long slip. Darien also got Knee highs and put them on her first. Next, he put on her bra. Then he put on her silk pink panties on her. Then he put her slip on her. Then he helped her get into her dress. He zipped it up. Mike: He ran around in circles. Tom: He patted her on the head and rubbed her tummy simultaneously. Crow: He flung himself off of the balcony. He then put some pink high heels on her feet. He gently twirled her around. He took her to a mirror and showed her. Darien: "How do you look?" Serenity: "Like your bride to be!" Darien hten got dressed and the left for the place of the wedding. Crow: Wait for me, you dickweed! For hours they prepared. Finally Serenity had to prepare for the wedding. Tom: The hell was she preparing for BEFORE that? Mike: How not to ruin her dress. Tom: *urp* Sorry I asked. Serenity put on her wedding dress which was her Moon Princess dress. Soon Her father escorted her down the center of the church. Soon the two were side by side. Minister: "Do you Darien Chiba Mike: I hate it when authors fiddle with dub and original names... Tom: Yeah. Besides, if he had called him Darien Shields, we could've had a LOT more fun. take Serenity Tsukino to be your lawful wedded wife? To cherrish and to hold in sickness and in health as long the two of you shall live and death do you part?" Crow: Not a very good minister, is he? Darien: "I do." The Minster asked the same to Serenity. She answered. Serenity: "Yes, I do!" Minster: "With the power of the goverenmet of Japan, I All: "...SMITE THEE!" now declair you Mr.and Mrs. Chiba. You may kiss the bride. Darien lifted up serenity's veil and kissed her. Mike: The minister's still talking. Check it out... Then they moved together outside as seeds and rice were scattered by every body. Serenity and Darien both laughed. Now was time for the reception. Tom: The Reception of Discontent? Crow: The Reception of PAAAAAIN! Mike: The Reception where Serenity received a silver toilet seat. Tom: Why BOTHER? She never goes on the toilet anyway. Mike: ...You have a point. NEXT EPISODE: "Serenity's Wedding reception!" Completed: 11/06/97. Mike: Plodded through by us: 10/08/01