AUTHOR'S NOTE:  Hello, readers!  This is my first attempt at a MiST or at any
other sort of fanfiction.  Constructive criticism is always appreciated.
Disclaimer at the end.  Enjoy!   -- Suzanna

[Summery afternoon.  AMI and MINAKO walk towards the Hikawa Ginga in search of
REI].
        AMI:  Are you sure you don't want me to help you out with your chemistry
project, Minako-chan?
        MINAKO:  Ami, I'm going to be a famous and beautiful idol.  Remember?  And do
famous and beautiful idols need to be chemistry experts?
        AMI:  No ... but as I remember, Artemis specifically asked me to help you out
with this project.  Do you remember what happened last time?
        MINAKO:  I don't see what he was so upset about.  Fur grows back.  Hey,
Rei-chan!
        REI:  Hey, Minako-chan, hey, Ami-chan.  You bored, too?
        MINAKO:  Actually, we were wondering if you could think of anything to do..
Ami and I couldn't really agree on anything.
        REI (laughing):  Let me guess ... (to Ami) You wanted to go to the library ...
(to Minako) and you wanted to go to the mall.  Well, there's always the
bookstore, I suppose.  It's a pity there's nothing more interesting to .....
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
        [Ami, Rei, and Minako disappear from the entrance to the shrine and reappear in
a heap on the floor of what appears to be a spaceship.]
        AMI:  Oh, my.
        MINAKO:  Okay, you asked for it ... VENUS STAR POWER, MAKE UP!!  Galaxia ....
        REI:  Didn't she turn good?
        MINAKO:  Neherenia ...
        AMI:  Ditto ...
        MINAKO:  Mistress Nine ...
        REI:  Minako-chan, she fights with us now.
        MINAKO:  Will you two CUT IT OUT?  Whoever you are, I, Sailor Venus, will ...
        REI:  Scare the living daylights out of you by managing to remain Aino Minako.
Take a look at yourself, honey.
        MINAKO (in a tiny voice):  Oh.
        AMI:  It would seem that our powers don't work here.
        MINAKO:  I knew we should have gone to the mall!  You know what's gonna happen
if we get a new enemy at this point!
        REI:  Do tell.
        MINAKO (producing a flow chart from hyperspace):  In the first season of
Sailormoon, we had your basic Dark Kingdom enemies and your basic inner senshi.
For Sailormoon R, add Ail, Ann, and the Black Moon kids to the villains and
Chibi - plus brief moments of Pluto - to us.  Definite loss for our side.  In S,
they got Tomoe, Kaolinite, and the Witches 5 - or maybe six - and we got Saturn,
Neptune, Uranus, and Pluto as a full-on senshi.  Okay, we got lucky that time,
but look what comes later ... we get Chibi-Moon as a senshi-in-training, then we
descend to the Starlights.  So if we get a new villain, not only are we going to
have some WEIRD-looking senshi on our hands, but the attack names are gonna be
horrendous!  I don't NEED to remind you about the Starlights' attacks, do I?
        [AMI and REI looks slightly shell-shocked.]
        REI:  There goes the fourth wall ...
        AMI:  And the coherence ... Minako, did you say all that in one breath?  Wait,
never mind ... something's blinking on the panel over there.  Maybe if I push it
...
        [As AMI pushes the flashing button, a screen flares to life on the control
panel.  As the image comes into focus, we see that it is none other than .... ]
        ALL:  Chibi-Usa???
        CHIBI:  That's Usagi Small Lady Serenity to YOU.  Okayy .. Mom decided that
since you guys have it pretty easy lately, with no enemies to fight and stuff
...
        AMI:  Easy?
        REI:  Should we go into the details of our difficult lives?  School, boys,
perverted grandfathers, being an idol, maintaining the position of number-one
student in Japan ...
        MINAKO:  Naahhh.  Carry on, Chibi.
        CHIBI:  I think I told you my name already.  Anyway, Mom decided that you guys
had had plenty of physical combat training as senshi, so she wanted to work on
your minds.
        MINAKO:  Ulp ...
        CHIBI:  Worse, Mina-P.  You'll be reading fanfiction about yourselves.
        REI:  What's the danger there, aside from ego growth?
        CHIBI (with an evil laugh):  Oh, you'll see, Rei-chan ... you'll see.  Your
first fanfic is a real winner entitled "Secrets of the Sexy Slippers" by one
self-styled "Sailor Star Love."  Have fun ...
        ALL:  [groan]

<< SECRETS OF THE SEXY SLIPPERS
AMI:  Analyses of asinine alliteration?
        REI:  We're losing her already ...

<<A Multi-Author Sekkushiaru Roman Series
        MINAKO:  When life gives you lemons ...
        AMI:  ... dress them up as Sekkushiaru Romans.  Oh, please.

<<Ami and Taiki's Story.
        AMI:  Oh, boy ... this is going to be a long Sek ... lemon.

<<by Sailor Star Love
<<(sailorstarlove@hotmail.com)

<<This Sekkushiaru Roman is the second of a multi-author series. As always this
is for mature readers.
        REI:  Yeah, I'd always seen the lemon reader as the epitome of the mature,
cultured person.

<<Stay tuned next week for another story ....
        MINAKO:  Same lemon time, same lemon channel ...

<<"I know there is something I'm forgetting..." said Watsuki-sensei. She
furrowed her brow as she tried to <<remember. She noticed that Mizuno Ami and
Taiki Kou's hands were raised. "Hai?" she asked.
        AMI [Watsuki-sensei]:  Dang it!  That's it!  I forgot we were doing this fic in
Japanese!

<<"You forgot to give us our assignement..." said Ami.
<<"Hai, the one you wanted to give us for the weekend..." added Taiki. Seiya and
Yaten groaned, they <<were echoed by others in class.
        REI:  And Taiki's going to play it safe by delivering his lines in two
languages at once.
AMI:  Hey ... are grammar flames okay?
        MINAKO:  Not unless it gets really awful.  One run-on sentence in the first
couple of lines isn't so bad.

<<There goes the weekend! Thought at the same time the two idols.
        REI:  Oh, poor babies.  I guess your screaming fans will have to do without you
for three days.  Deal.
        MINAKO:  Rei-chan, aren't you in their fan club?
        REI:  Well ... that's true, Minako-chan.  But why don't WE have crowds of
screaming fans following us around?
        AMI: Rei-chan, do you really want hordes of pre-adolescent boys on your tail?
        REI:  Well ...if you take out the pre-adolescent part ...  but I think that's
enough out of you, Miss
I-Win-the-Most-Otaku-Popularity-Awards-of-Anyone-on-the-Show.
        MINAKO:  Sounds like someone just ran across an I Hate Mars site ...
        REI: (growls)

<<"HA! Yes... You are right... very well in that case, here is the
assignment..." Watsuki-sensei turned <<around and started to write on the
blackboard what her students had to bring her for next class.
        REI [students]:  Fuzzy handcuffs ... scented massage oil ... red satin sheets
... and whipped cream?
        MINAKO:  Watsuki-sensei takes sex ed VERY seriously.

<<"DAMN! TAIKI!" growled Yaten. "If you and Ami hadn't said a word, we would
have been free of that <<stupid book report!"
        MINAKO:  Hey, Rei-chan ... sounds like you and Yaten are in the same mood..

<<"HAI!" added Seiya. "Now me and Yaten
        AMI:  Or Yaten and I.

<<have to go to the library and find a short story to read and do that report
on..." Taiki hung his head low, <<everyone's emotions were flared.
        REI:  Okay, the 70's nostalgia can stop any time now.

<<Maybe one weekend without homework wouldn't have been a catastrophy...
        AMI:  But the spell-checker's unfortunate demise ensured that this weekend was
most definitely a catastrophe.

<<"But Seiya, Yaten... You have to do your homework..." said Ami
        MINAKO [Seiya and Yaten]:  Yes, Moooom .....

<<she felt a little embarrassed that their friends were mad at them.  Sometimes
I think I am so dull and <<boring...
        REI:  Ami, dear, when you start thinking that about yourself ...
        AMI:  It's not me!  It's ... that other me ...

<<Taiki will probably  begin to think that too...
        MINAKO:  Taiki being the wild child that he is ... um, yeah.

<<"Maybe, but now my weekend is shot!" complained Yaten,
        REI [Yaten]:  Just like I wish I were ...
        MINAKO:  Dark much, Rei-chan?

<<Ami winced, she felt like she had destroyed everyone's weekend.
        AMI:  Distraught by her unforgivable faux pas, she committed seppuku in the
middle of the classroom.  The end.
        REI:  Dark much, Ami-chan?

<<"Ano?... It is?" said Kurama behind them.
        ALL:  Who?

<<Yaten turned around, normally he would be happy to see him,
        MINAKO:  Unfortunately, he had no idea who this Kurama kid was, so he turned
back around and walked away.

<<but he pouted. "Hai... I won't be able to go to Genkai's Temple and train with
Hiei, Yuusuke, Kuwabara <<and you... I got a damn book report to do... Thanks to
Taiki and Ami here..." And also, thought Yaten, <<I won't be able to go and have
a midnight dip with you in the hot springs.
        REI:  Hey, note to authors - if you're going to do non-canonical matchups,
don't assume everyone knows about them.  You're never gonna be that popular.

<<Yaten closed his eyes sighing.
        MINAKO [Yaten]:  I *knew* being such a snot in Stars would come back to haunt
me.  Why do *I* get paired up with the random guy?

<<Stars... I won't sleep with him this weekend... it's not like it's the end of
the world... then why does it <<feel like it is.
        REI:  Since when is Yaten a Kennedy?

<<"What if I stay and help you?" asked Kurama. Darn, thought Kurama, I did
everything to be together <<with Yaten this weekend. I even made sure the guys
wouldn't disturb us when we would feel...
        AMI:  Each other up?
        REI and MINAKO:  Ami-chan???
        [AMI laughs.]

<<That weekend homework has destroyed all our plans...
<<Taiki coughed. "Kurama... I think Yaten needs to do this all by himself... How
can he manage if you <<help him all the time?"
        REI:  "Help" ... so THAT'S what they're calling it these days.

<<Taiki looked away when he saw Yaten glare at him. Maybe I should have kept my
big mouth shut, <<Taiki scolded himself.
        AMI:  A big *mouth*?  I always thought Taiki-san had a rather large ...
        REI and MINAKO:  Ami???!!!
        AMI:  ... forehead.  What's with you two today?

<<"You are right..." admitted Kurama. Homework is important, especially with the
midterms coming, he <<sighed. We can always snuggle together later.
        REI:  It's the subtle influence of DiC!
        MINAKO:  Yeah ... "Sailor Moon Says:  School now, sex later!"
        AMI:  Ummm ...

<<"How come you let Ami help you and you won't let Ku-chan help me?" asked
angrilly Yaten.
        MINAKO:  So is "angrilly Yaten" the regular Yaten's evil, char-broiled twin?

<<I don't believe the nerve of Taiki! He and Ami are ALWAYS together, it isn't
fair!!
<<"Because..." answered Taiki. "Ami-chan does her own book report, we just work
next to each other... <<we don't pool our ressourses."
        REI [Taiki]:  Okay, Ami ... I've got three small countries, a thermonuclear
device, and a cavalry.  What've you got?

<<Yeah right... likely story... grumbled to himself Yaten.
        AMI:  When did Yoda become the narrator?

<<Kurama kissed Yaten goodbye.
<<Five minutes later...
<<"You two can come up for air you know..." said Seiya. Yaten broke the kiss and
stuck his tongue out to <<Seiya.
        REI [to Seiya]:  Don't touch that thing!  You don't know where it's been ....
oh, wait.  I guess you do.

<<"Kurama has to go and we better get a move on
        REI:  Weren't they just doing that?

<<if we want a good book on short stories."
        AMI:  A book *about* short stories?  That's a boring book report.

<<"Seiya is right, Yat-chan... I'll call you back on Sunday, maybe we could
catch a movie when I get <<back..." smiled Kurama.
        MINAKO [singing]:  Baby got back ...

<<Yaten smiled back and tiptoed to give him one last kiss then he whispered
something in the redhead <<ear.
        REI:  So his ear has its own hair color?  That's ... well, really weird.

<<Kurama blinked then blushed slightly.
        AMI [Kurama]:  I can't believe I just blinked in public.  How embarrassing.

<<Yaten smirked and winked, he went back with the others leaving Kurama to go to
Genkai's temple. <<They waved and bid him a good training.
<<Hai, the redhead thought, training... but after what Yaten whispered in my
ear... I wonder if I'd rather <<not stay...
        REI:  Curled in the fetal position in the corner of my closet.  He's such a
freak!

<<Taiki and Ami left the others at the library then headed for Ami's apartment
she shared with her <<mother.
        AMI:  Actually, I just live at home.  I don't own half of it or anything.

<<They already had their short story researched and read, all they had to do was
to write the report.
<<Unknown to them, an irate group from their class where waiting for them with
two dozens of rotten <<eggs.
        MINAKO:  "An irate group" - that sounds so organized.  Students Against Smarter
Students or something.

<<"Those brainiacs are going to get it... That will remind them not to butt in
next time!" said one in the <<group, they others nodded.
        AMI [students]:  WE ARE THE GROUP.  RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.  YOU WILL BE
ASSIMILATED.

<<"Here they come!..."
<<"Ready?... Aim... FIRE!!!!"
<<Ami let a a yelp when she and Taiki were getting pelted by rotten eggs. Taiki
shielded Ami with his <<body and got most of the projectiles.
<<"Let's go in... QUICK!" said Ami and they rushed the lobby of the apartment
building. As she thought <<they weren't being followed, but the hurt was done.
        ALL:  DEEEEEEEP HURTINNGGGG!!!

<<"Tai-chan... Are you alright?"
        MINAKO:  Tai-chan ... wasn't that the girl in Clueless?

<<Taiki wiped the rotten eggs from his face. "Hai... but now we both stink...."
        REI:  That's not the eggs, honey.
        AMI:  Hey!

<<"Let's get us cleaned up..." she said as they entered the elevator. The people
inside the elevator decided <<to wait the next elevator because of the stench.
        [REI and MINAKO edge away from AMI.]
        AMI:  It's not me!  I mean, it's me, but it's THAT me, not THIS me, and ... oh,
never mind.

<<When Ami opened the door, they both reached the bathroom taking off their
clothes.
        MINAKO: ...
        REI:  Well then, Ami.

<<Taiki let Ami take her shower first because he was still trying to get his
hairtie off because the egg had <<started to cake over.
<<Ami got out of the shower and let Taiki have his turn.  She took their clothes
and put it in the wash, on <<cold, so the egg wouldn't cook. They had the good
idea to dump their clothes in the sink while they <<were getting ready for the
shower.
        AMI:  I don't think that's one of my most stellar ideas.  Why would I take the
clothes out of the wash and put them in the sink?

<<"Brrrr..."
        REI:  .. ing in da' noise, bring in da' funk!

<<said Ami, clad with only two towels: one on her head and the other was wraped
around her, conceilling <<her nudity.
        MINAKO:  It was raped around her?  That's disgusting.  And implausible.
        REI:  Counseling her nudity?  How did that work?
        MINAKO [towel]:  You might want to cut back on the sandwiches, hon ...

<<"That floor is so cold!" she started to hop to the carpetted area when she saw
some high heel slippers. <<"I never saw those before..." she shrugged.
        AMI:  Apparently my shoulders can talk now.

<<"They must be mom's slippers..."
<<She took a good look at the slippers, they looked like something that came out
of Frederick's of <<Hollywood.
        REI:  They looked like a shamefaced person attempting to conceal a bag?

<<That made Ami's eyebrow lift
        MINAKO:  It's facial exercise time!  LIFT those eyebrows!  And ONE and TWO and
....
        REI:  Okay, Minako ...

<<as she continued to look them over. Mom bought these? she wondered. They had
spiked heels with <<white marabou feathers.
  <<Ami couldn't picture her mother with those.
        AMI:  And I don't think I'd've tried.

<<As she got closer she saw something that made the slippers look unreal.
<<Amist the maribou feathers were two pink crystal that seemed to be infused
with energy.
        AMI:  Amidst, marabou, crystals ...

<<Ami couldn't help herself as she slipped into them.
        MINAKO [singing]:  I can't help myself ... I love you and nobody e-else.

<<They felt so nice and warm, they were high heels but Ami found them very
comfortable as though <<made especially for her. She started to rub the towel
she had on her head to help her hair dry. She felt <<energized, ready to take on
anything that would want to do battle with her.
<<But almost against her will the battles transformed themselves into tumbles in
satin sheets with Taiki.
        REI [Ami]:  Get off me, stupid!  I want to go back and fight the youma!

<<She blushed brightly but went back to the bathroom on her way there she raised
the temperature in the <<apartment,
        MINAKO [Ami]:  Feelin' HOT - HOT -HOT!!
        REI:  I think the author means that Ami adjusted the thermostat ...
        MINAKO:  Oh.  That's different.  Never mind!

<<because she thought it was a little cold.
<<"Our clothes are in the wash..." announced Ami when she walked back in.
        MINAKO [Ami, over loudspeaker]:  Sale in Aisle Seven ...

<<"Okay!" replied Taiki. "I'll be out in a sec..." Taiki finished rinsing his
hair making sure there wasn't <<any egg left. Satisfied, he opened the door of
the shower stall and reached for a towel.
        MINAKO:  Unfortunately, he forgot to remove the pancakes and bacon ...

<<He gasped when he had finished wipping his face and absently rubbed his hair,
looking at Ami.
        REI: [singing] Whip it good!

<<Taiki felt his blood starting to warm in his veins.
        AMI:  Was it cold before?  And what about his arteries?  Or capillaries?  Or
venuoles?  Or arterioles?
        MINAKO:  Ami, does this LOOK like bio class?

<<Ami's hair were damp on her head,
        AMI:  Aaaack!  I'm almost bald!

<<the towel opened slightly at her hip, hinting to him the curves he so loved to
touch.
        REI [Taiki, drooling]:  Mouse ... monitor ... ooooh ....

<<He then noticed the high heel slippers, he thought she looked incredibly sexy
and desirable at that <<point. The ensemble was marvelously erotic and Taiki's
mouth watered just looking at her.
        MINAKO [Taiki]:  Mmmm ... beefy ...

<<Ami turned to look at him, still in the shower stall, dripping wet, starring
at her.
        AMI:  Okay, that's enough with the "star" puns.

<<She felt a little giddy, the look he was giving her was full of passion and
she could see that a part of his <<body was betraying him.
        MINAKO [Taiki]:  Damned earlobe!

<<"Mmmm..." purred Ami, feeling incredibly sexy because of  Taiki's reactions.
She walked to him, <<swaying her hips slightly, smiling to him. She felt bold,
sexy, adventurous, she wanted something that <<involved both of them and she
could see by his eyes that he wouldn't be against that idea.
        REI  [Ami, seductively]:   So, big boy ... how's about some checkers?

<<She took a towel and walked next to him as he stepped out. She draped the
towel around him.
<<"Do you want me to dry you up?" she asked him.
<<Taiki smiled and put his arms around her. "If you want..."
        REI:  He then proceeded to strangle her viciously.  As he walked out of the
room, leaving her crumpled, towel-clad body behind, he paused only to mutter, "I
never did like marabou ... "
        [MINAKO and AMI edge away from REI.]

<<Ami had a teasing smile and she lead him to her room.
<<As soon as he got in she closed the door and she gently pushed him on the bed.
<<"Let's take care of your hair first..." she whispered in his ear.
        REI:  Shave it all off!  It's got to go!

<<She took a towel and took the excess moisture out of his hair.  Taiki's hair
was long and thick, it took a <<while to dry. She combed it gently, making sure
there would be no knots. She then ran her fingers <<through his hair and
massaged his scalp.
<<"Mmmmm..." he purred.
        MINAKO [Ami]:  Luna?  NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
        REI:  Dirty ....

<<"Angel...
        AMI:  No, Ami.

<<That feels wonderful..."
        REI [singing]:  Wonderful tonight ....

<<Just wait, she thought, it's about to get better.
        AMI:  Why, I haven't even brought out the whips and chains and manacles yet ...
        REI:  AMI?
        AMI:  Kidding!

<<She made him lie back and untucked the towel, she then started to dry him up.
She took the towel and <<barely touched his skin with it. Taiki moaned softly at
the caresses, they were enticing him. She dried <<him carefully making sure she
didn't miss a spot. She had carefully avoided the area of his manhood, <<making
him squirm.
        MINAKO:  The area of his manhood?  What, has it got its own zip code or
something?
        [MINAKO and REI notice AMI staring, starry-eyed, off into space.]
        MINAKO:  On second thought, don't answer that.  We don't want to know.

<<After his body was dry to her liking she then concentrated at his center.
        AMI:  That's some tummy you've got there, Taiki.  Okay.  Done.  Next?

<<Once more, she barely touched the skin with the towel.  Taiki's breathing had
accelerated and he let out <<a few hissing sounds when she touched him.
        REI:  I think he's overheating.  You'd better put him back in the shower.

<<His hardness was already standing on it's own, she had an idea.
        AMI:  Yes, it's DEFINITELY time to make my computer Y2K compatible!  Hold on a
minute, Taiki.  Don't move.

<<She bent forward and licked the tip, then she dried him softly so it wouldn't
hurt him. She then <<repeated the gesture until he was moaning loudly.
        REI:  She kept bending forward until he was moaning loudly?  I don't get it.

<<"Oh! STARS! ANGEL!" She stopped and slowly ran her tongue up and down on him,
making him <<squirm. "Aaaaah... Angel..."
        AMI:  No, AMI!  God, get it right!!

<<His voice was strangled by passion as she was bringing him to paradise. "Let
me have my turn to... <<ah... please you..."
        REI [singing]:  Please please me, oh yeah, like I please you ....

<<She shook her head before capturing him with her lips.
        MINAKO:  And in the bedroom, the wild Ami captures her prey with her lips ...

<<Taiki clutched the bedsheet, arching into her sweet mouth. His breath came in
shuttering gasps
        AMI:  Shuttering?  He breathes in windows?

<<as he tried to stop the crescendo inside him. But she was unrelenting, going
faster, she wanted him so <<much at this point, she didn't want to stop.
        <<"AAAH! AN..GEL... I'M... COOOO...AAAAAAAH!"
        AMI:  He's Cooan?  I feel dirty now.

<<Sensing the moment had arrived she replaced her mouth with her hand and with
all the speed she <<could muster, she made him go over the edge. Taiki moaned
her name loudly, his chest arching, lost in
<<ecstacy.
        REI:  Lost in Yonkers?
        AMI:  If he keeps moaning "Angel" instead of "Ami" he's not going to be
ecstatic much longer.

<<Taiki was breathing hard, gasping when he felt Ami cleaning him up then
discarding the towel. Taiki <<closed his eyes and without wanting to his body
shifted to that of his female self.
        REI:  [blinks]  Well, there goes the canon.

<<Taiki was a little startled and tired but when Ami covered her with her body,
she felt charged with <<energy. Sensual energy that flowed into her blood and
made her feel so utterly sexy, invigorated and <<full of want.
<<"Oh... Angel..." said Taiki using her most sultry voice. Ami smiled a
dangerous smile to her, a smile <<that begged for pleasure,
        REI:  So her smile is a dangerous beggar.  Does that make it a mugger or
something?

<<Taiki was more than happy to oblige. "Wouldn't you say it's my turn to make
you loose your head?"
        AMI:  No.  I like it where it is.

<<"MMHmmm..." purred Ami, nodding. Taiki tumbled with Ami until she was on top.
Slowly her hands <<glided on the towel clad body of the blue haired girl.. Her
head dipped and with her teeth she bit in the
<<towel and slowly tugging at it until it would loosen enough for Taiki to open
the towel.
        REI:  So she's opening the towel ... so that she can open the towel.  Wow, Ami,
no wonder they consider this guy ... er, kid ... your intellectual match.

<<Taiki started to blow on Ami's body, making her squirm gently as she felt the
warm breath of the <<brunette on her skin.
        MINAKO [five-year-old Ami]:  Mooomm!  She's BREATHING on me!!

<<"Ooooh... Tai-chan..." she purred. Taiki blowed until she was at one of Ami's
nipple.
        MINAKO:  Yeah, Taiki blows ...
        REI:  Nipple?  Singular?  I think the author's taking liberties.

<<She made a tight circle with her tongue then she blew on the moisture. Ami
responded immediatly by <<moaning softly, shivering. When the skin was dried,
Taiki switched nipple
        AMI:  Ow!!

<<and wet it and blew on it like it's predecessor.
        REI:  Its predecessor?  Was there a dynasty of nipples or something?

<<After a couple of pass,
        REI:  Hey, baby ...
        AMI:  What's your sign?
        MINAKO:  Come here often?

<<Ami's nipples were hard pebbles, her breathing had started to become labored
and her moaning had <<increased.
        REI:  Clinical much?

<<Taiki scooted over a little and her hand started to slowly make its way to her
thighs. Ami moaned <<loudly
        MINAKO [Ami]:  Why are you moving your hand towards your own thighs?

<<and took the brunette's head in her hands when Taiki started to suckle her
right nipple and a finger ran <<between her inner lips.
        AMI:  There's flexibility.

<<"Mmmmmm..." purred Taiki as she felt Ami open her leg
        REI (laughing):  This author must be from the Oscar school of fanfics.  There's
hollow legs to go with the hollow shoulders.

<<so that the brown haired girl could please her completly. "You're so eager
tonight... So excited... So <<sexy..."
        MINAKO:  You're Arousal.  By Calvin Klein.

<<Ami closed her eyes as Taiki's fingers danced on her center.
        AMI:  Ow!!  Ow!!  No more Electric Slide!!

<<"H-Hai... I don't know what's happening to me... but I love it..." purred Ami.
<<Taiki ran her tongue on the blue haired girl's breast. "Oh?" she started. "Are
you sure you don't know <<what's happening?..." Taiki started to tease her
pearl,
        REI:  [Taiki]  Silly pearl!  Dumb pearl!  Stupid pearl!  Nyaahhh!

<<noting on how already it had swollen.
        MINAKO:  You know, someone ought to tell Taiki that bringing a notebook to bed
doesn't help the mood.

<<Ami moaned at the sensations.
<<"I know how you make me feel..."
        REI:  [singing] You make me feel ...
        REI and MINAKO: [singing] You make me feel ...
        ALL: [singing] You make me feel like a natural woman ...

<<she said sensually. She arched pushing herself into Taiki's mouth more.
        REI:  Big mouth on Taiki there ...

<<"Mmmm..." purred Taiki as she feasted on Ami's breasts. They were soft and
hard at the same time,
        MINAKO:  Kind of like dried-up toothpaste.
        [AMI and REI give MINAKO odd looks.]

<<Ami wasn't overly muscular, but being a senshi like Taiki helped keep her body
toned.
        AMI:  And doing infomercials for SenshiTone helped keep my bank account fat.

<<But, Ami  thought as her hands roamed on Taiki's body, her form is more
defined than mine.
        REI:  [Ami] For I am a gelatinous mass.
        AMI:  Now I see where Usagi's coming from ...

<<From the hardship she suffered with her sisters while she was looking for
their Princess. All the <<Starlights looked more more muscular
        REI:  More MORE muscular.  Okay, we get the point.  The Inners are all fat,
lazy slobs.  Yeah, BITE ME.
        AMI:  Think cool, Rei-chan ...

<<than most of the Inners. But the only one I love is Taiki,
        AMI:  If I loved someone, I wouldn't have to remind myself of it.
        REI:  Yeah, that's more of a Minako thing.
        MINAKO:  Hey!

<<she reminded herself, how much I love to hold her and caress her. Ilove her
other side too...
<<my!... Mother would think I'm a naughty girl if she knew that Taiki can
change...
        AMI:  Clothes?

<<"OOOOOOH!"
        MINAKO [Ami]:  Ricky Martin!  Hold on a sec, okay, Taiki?

<<Ami moaned loudly as Taiki left her breast to delve between her thighs.
Taiki's tongue roamed every <<dips and curves of her center, drinking deep the
sweet musky smell, tasting the sweetest of honey.
        REI:  Bees?  Down there?  Awful!

<<Ami with half opened eyes sought with her hand Taiki's center.
        AMI:  This author is OBSESSED with abdomens.

<<She touched the lips, moistening them with the dew Taiki's growing arousal had
started to make.
        MINAKO:  And we have ... STANDARD SEXUAL EUPHEMISM!!!

<<When she touched her clitoris, she felt Taiki shudder of pleasure.
        AMI:  I don't know *why* ... it's not like I touched _Taiki_ or anything.

<<The brunette was hard at work licking then sucking on Ami's pearl.
        REI:  Oh, my ... I mean, I like jewelry and all, but not that much ...

<<When she felt's Ami's finger on her clitoris, she brought her hand back
between the blue haired girl's
        MINAKO:  The blue-haired girl's *what*?

<<and pushed her finger inside. Ami gasped as Taiki stimulated her completly
with her mouth and finger. <<Taiki went faster on Ami and let out a loud moan as
she felt Ami's finger enter her.
<<"Come to my mouth... Tai-chan..."
        REI:  Come to my window ...
        AMI:  Shush, Chris'll hear ....

<<That sent some sparks down Taiki's spine.
        MINAKO:  So would the chair ... hey, there's a fic idea.

<<She stopped long enough to position herself over Ami's mouth. Ami darted her
tongue in her as Taiki moaned softly, loving the sensations washing over her.
She sat up for a few moments, caressing her own breasts, her passion telling her
where to touch.
        AMI (as the passion):  Okay, go there.  Not there.  Over there.  To the left a
little.  Get off of that, you pervert!

<<She moaned softly, at the sensation of her hands and Ami's mouth. Not wanting
to let her Angel do all <<the work, Taiki's mouth returned to sucking Ami's
pearl and two of her fingers,
        MINAKO:  That has to be awkward.

<<this time, came in and out of her.
<<The two girls stayed like this a long time, pleasuring but as if in a silent
accord, wouldn't bring the <<other to completion. Both girl's excitement were at
their peak, each touch sending delicious shudders <<through their bodies.
<<"Do you want to come, Angel?"
<<"Nnnngh... H-HAI...
        AMI:  Sorry, I get confused when we switch languages.

<<Come with me Tai-chan..." Taiki didn't have to be asked twice as she
concentrated on bringing <<pleasure to Ami. She took Ami's pearl in her mouth
and suckled her as she never had before, fingers <<going deep within the blue
haired girl, slippery channel.
<<Ami moaned loudly around Taiki's own pearl sending vibrations
        ALL:  [singing] Good, good, good, good vibrations!

<<that made the brunette's center feel like molten lava.
<<They both moaned unable to continue on with their mouth
        REI:  Whoa ... they just merged there.

<<and concentrating their efforts by plunging their finger
        AMI:  We have separate fingers, thankyouverymuch.

<<faster and deeper into each other.
<<"AAAAAAAAAAAH AH... HA YES! TAI-CHAN, YES!"
<<"S-STARS! AN-ANGEL! I'M... I'M COMOOOOOOOOH
        MINAKO:  Did she just turn into a cow?
        AMI:  I feel *extremely* dirty.

<<OH YES!" Fueled by their passion, both girl
        AMI:  Yes.  Still singular.

<<reached ecstacy at the same time. Gasping, moaning and moving their hips
matching the strokes of <<their fingers.  Yelling each other's name, they
collapsed.
        REI:  Hey, you guys just divided?
        AMI:  I guess that was mitosis.

<<They hugged purring as they came back to reality. Ami still felt the fire of
passion running amock
        [ALL giggle.]

<<in her blood. She giggled when Taiki kissed her ankles, her feet still clad in
the sexy slippers.  "Tai-<<chan..." whispered Ami, her hands massaging her
love's back.  Taiki cocked her head to the side and <<when Ami saw the glimmer
in those purple eyes, she knew Taiki wanted more.
        REI (as Taiki):  Cookie?

<<Taiki twisted and placed Ami and herself until both their center could rub
together.
        MINAKO:  Again with the stomach obsession.

<<Both felt the shudder of passion as their clitoris touched. They both looked
at each other and started to <<move their hips in perfect unison. Taiki let out
the first moan as she pressed her sex on Ami's, swaying <<her hips, establishing
a tempo that would increase with their passion. Ami held on to Taiki's legs
using
<<it
        AMI:  It?  Don't tell me.  I don't want to know.

<<for leverage and support, they both moaned now, their breaths came in
shuddering gasps.
        REI:  God, everyone in this fic has a death rattle.

<<"OH! TAI-CHAN! AI SHITERU!" yelled Ami, she had to scream her love for Taiki,
to let her know <<how much she loved her against her body.
        AMI:  Hey, no Jane Austen semi-plagiarism!
        REI:  Obscure, Ami-chan ...

<<"Ai...AI SHITERU!!! ANGEL! AAAH YES! OH STARS! SO GOOD!"
        REI:  M'm m'm good!

<<"H-HAI!" gasped Ami as she and Taiki pressed and rubbed their sex together..
Taiki came first <<screaming Ami's name, her love poured out of her in a small
hot tickle.
        [ALL laugh madly.]

<<When Ami felt Taiki's orgasm, it started a chain reaction in the blue haired
girl and her too felt the <<ecstacy of their union.
        ALL (unenthusiastically):  Yay.

<<They both panted now, Taiki pulled back the hair from her face.
<<Oh... Stars! she thought, I never felt so full of energy before. I should be
exhausted, but I fell like I <<want to go on.
        AMI:  She's interpreting her falls ... oh, it must be body language.  How odd.

<<I hunger for Ami so much, it's almost scary.
        REI [Taiki]:  ME WANT AMI!!!

<<"Tai-chan..." gasped Ami, she almost couldn't believe she still wanted to make
love to Taiki.
        MINAKO [Ami]:  I mean .. God!  Look at her hair ... and check out the
technique.  Ick.  What's wrong with me?

<< "Tai-chan... I would love to be one with you... one last time?"
        AMI:  See?  It was mitosis!

<<Taiki chuckled and in mid laughter the voice deepened slightly.  "Of course,
my Angel... I'd love to..." <<He was back to his male form
        REI [blinks]:  Could you *tell* us when you're gonna do that?

<<kissing his way to her mouth. "I don't know where I got the energy, but I
would love to be one with <<you..."
        MINAKO:  I think you two got too into biology ...

<<"Oh... Tai-chan..." said Ami as she hugged him. She could feel his hot member,
        AMI:  Yes.  His hot member had a sizzling ID card and a charred membership kit.

<<pressing against her leg. She sat up and kissed down  his chest, pausing at
the nipples to give a few <<good suckles. Then she headed for his member, she
wrapped her lips around him until she couldn't <<stand the wait anymore.
        MINAKO [Taiki]:  Okay, Godot ...

<<Taiki made her lie on her back and he lifted her legs on his shoulder. Ami,
not wanting to hurt him, <<kicked the slippers off.  Taiki looked deep into her
blue eyes and she nodded to him, more than ready.
        AMI:  I'm ready to look at you, Taiki.

<<He slipped into her hot sheat,
        [ALL giggle.]

<<both of them moaning at the contact. Ami lifted her hips so he could drive
himself deeper into her.
        REI [over megaphone]:  GET OUT OF THE JEEP.  STEP AWAY FROM THE SENSHI.

<<Taiki gasped she was so warm, so nice, he loved this so much he couldn't tell
if he liked making love to <<Ami as a man or as a woman.
        AMI:  HEY!  I'm not the one who changes!!

<<It was Taiki and Ami... and for Taiki it was enough.
<<Ami moaned as Taiki started a tempo with her, a tempo they both wanted to peak
at the crescendo.
        REI:  And we have ... lame musical metaphor.

<<They looked into each other's eyes, reading the passion and pleasure. Ami
reached to his hand and they
<<both felt the passion going to the point of no return.
        REI [singing]:  Past the point of no ... re .. turn ...

<<"AAAAAH! TAIKI!" screamed Ami as she hugged him tightly, her legs wrapping
around his waist, <<driving him even deeper. Taiki hugged her also tightly and
they both started to kiss passionatly, their
<<pleasure igniting them one last time. Taiki's stroke were long and deep, he
groaned, straining as Ami <<screamed his name. Then the climax hit them, and
their ultimate pleasure was reached. Both of them
<<thought the world stood still for them as they felt a warm blanket fall on
them, a blanket made of stars <<and love.
        MINAKO:  And cotton and polyester.

<<Ami snuggled into Taiki's arms, combing her fingers through his hair. She
looked at the time, seven <<o'clock, her tummy rumbled.
<<"Hungry?" asked Taiki.
<<"Hai... a little..." she admitted. "But I shouldn't be this hungry after such
a feast..." she teased.
<<Taiki smiled and put his head in the crook of her shoulder.  "You know what?"
he asked, Ami shook <<her head. "I don't really feel like hitting the books
tonight..."
        REI:  Oh, there was time to hit the sheets, but when it comes to hitting the
books ...

<<Ami settled herself better in his warm embrace. "Funny... me neither... The
books can wait... Right <<now... I would like to take a little nap before we
decide what we would like for dinner..."
<<Taiki agreed and leaving her for only the time needed to gather the blankets
over them. Ami smiled as <<he took her back into his arms and settled for their
nap. He kissed her lips lightly. "Love you..." he <<whispered.
<<"Love you more..." she smirked.
<<Taiki rested his head next to hers. Ami's eyelids were heavy and her last
thought before she drifted to <<sleep was: How come I never saw those slippers
before?
        MINAKO:  So I guess it wasn't too good for her.

<<As the couple fell asleep on the bed... the slippers magically were wisked
away...
        REI:  That's some fierce detergent.

<<EPILOG:
<<Neo-Queen Serenity gazed into her crystal ball and saw Ami and Taiki sleeping
together, looking very <<much in love.
        MINAKO:  Yeah, they'd drooled on the pillow in the shape of a heart.

<<"This doesn't add up..."
        AMI:  Yeah, this can't be Monday night football.  Not enough people.

<<said outloud Serenity.
        MINAKO:  So Outloud Serenity is the dance-radio version of plain old Neo-Queen
Serenity?

<<"Ami isn't in love with Taiki... But they seemed very much in love, the
slippers wouldn't go to couples <<who aren't in love. Serenity continued to peer
into her crystal ball.
        REI:  That sounds like a euphemism.

<<Something was amiss, there were people she  didn't reconize and yet seemed to
know her. Upon closer <<examination, she realized what was wrong with the
picture. This wasn't her reality it was another, she <<discovered that there
were miriads of Universes.
        AMI:  Crystal balls must wreak havoc on your spelling.

<<Some of them had Sailor Moon in them, some of them not.
        REI:  Oh, God!  I know what she just tapped into!  It's the WORLD OF CROSSOVER
FICS!!!

<<"I have stumbled into another Ami who is in love with Taiki Kou. I wonder what
else I'll learn?" she <<wondered to herself.
        MINAKO [Serenity]:  Can that Ginsu knife really cut through a boot *and* slice
tomatoes?
        REI [Serenity]:  I wonder if those psychics are *really* my friends.
        AMI [Serenity]:  Is that offer really available *only* on TV?

<<She respected the privacy of the couples because she only saw them in the
crystal ball when the slippers <<were ready to move on to another person.
        MINAKO:  Suuuuure she did.  We all know she's a peeping Serenity.

<<They were created to bring two person in love closer and make them pass the
most memorable <<experience. She smiled, her gift would only be shared in a
wider range than she thought.
<<The end of Taiki and Ami's slipper story.
        ALL:  [cheer and file out of theater]
        [Back to the control panel, where Chibi-Usa is again on the screen.]
        CHIBI:  So, ladies ... how did you like your fic?
        MINAKO:  Well, everyone was out of character ... oh, wait, Yaten wasn't.
There's a good point.
        AMI:  Spelling and grammar were understandable for the most part.
        REI:  All of the cliches sucked, of course.  The love scene dialogue and
narration was quite unintentionally funny, though.  We're fine.  It's gonna take
a lot worse than that to make an impact on us.
        CHIBI [with another evil laugh]:  I suppose we'll just have to see about that,
ne, Rei-chan?
        [The screen goes blank.]
        REI:  Oops ....

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<< Taiki came first screaming Ami's name, her love poured out of her in a small
hot tickle.