Molokidan's MSTings. Filler Episode: Private Fantasies There was once a man named Molokidan Jessika lived with him, too They were having a great ol' life They were teens with their friend named Sheu But then stuff got really whacked-up A satellite crashed in their yard They got flown into space and instead of "What's Up?" They've had to watch Bad Fanfics for who...? Dr Craven sent them into space! His plans were to take over the world He wants all the pizza he can get Even though he's 80 years old This is their story, you see It's really rather cool They really weren't in THAT much torture They were missing out on school! ROLE CALL Molokidan! "'sup!?" Jessika! "Hi there!" Sheuuuuuuuuuuuuu "Whoooooooo?" MOLOKIDAN SCIENCE THEATER....14000! --Filler Episode: Private Fantasies-- (Note: This has nothing to do with the main storyline of MST140K. It's a lemon, so I didn't want to keep some of my younger fans from reading this. This is just a Fanfic that the creator told me to MST. Here goes..) --In the SOS-- "yawn.." Jessika wakes up. "Bored bored bored.." she stares out the window. "I wish there was something to do.." Molokidan and Sheu are in the kitchen. "BAKA!" Molokidan yells. "BAKA!" Sheu yells back. Jessika comes out, and sees them fighting over a Playboy mag. "YOU ECCHIS!" she slaps them. "What do you think you're doing!?" she yells. Just then Dr. Craven turns on the 'Screen. "OO MY!" he stares at the mag. "Yeee-HAH!" "What do you want, Craven?" Sheu says, sweatdropping. "Oh, NOTHING!!!" Dr. Craven says from the background. It sounds like he's loading a VCR..."I just thought that you guys were in the mood for a LEMON, so here goes!" "No!" Sheu says. "Not a lemon! We're sorry! We didn't mean to be bad boys! NOOOOOO!!!" The GAYteways open up, and suck the threesome into the theatre... >Private Fantasies Sheu: Dragonball Z! Can the Suupa Saiya-jin Survive Puberty!? >another story by Nemi and L.M. Molokidan: (scrunches up) God help me! >(Disclaimer: Hi, it's L.M. again! You might remember me from my DBZ lemon >"Capture". All: GROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN... >Well, same rules apply here- NO children should be reading this hot >topic! Molokidan: Frieza and Vegeta is NO HOT TOPIC! >And unlike "Capture", this takes place in the Japanese version, so >there will be some Japanese dialouge. And unlike the last story, this is going >to have jerking off and erotic fantasies galore! Sheu and Molokidan: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! >Just have fun reading!!! (I >know I will... ~.^)) Molokidan and Sheu: NO WE WON'T!!!! >It was a bit too quiet on Namek, and for Freeza, it just meant more waiting for the Ginyu Toksentai. 'Chikuso... I must find something to do with my time...' >he thought as he paced from one lizard-like foot to another. Molokidan: (shiver) >'Maybe I'll take a nap. Sheu: ...with some other men, of course... >Time usually passes by unnoticed when I sleep,' he finaly decided as he stepped to the intercom. >"Hai, Freeza-sama?" a guard at one of the stations answered. Molokidan: You're looking MIGHTY attractive, today, sir! >"I'm heading to my private quarters for now. Let me know when the Ginyu >Toksentai arrive." >"Souda, Freeza-sama." the guard replied. Sheu: By the way, Freeza, you were great last night.. Molokidan: Fool! Don't mention that out loud! >Freeza walked sleepily down the halls, past all the stations on board until he >came to a particular door. Pressing in a variety of codes, the doors opened as >he floated inside. Sitting atop the white covers of one of the beds, he sighed >and looked at some of the various things that some of the guards left from a >party the night before. Molokidan: It felt so good losing my virginity..oh look, there's the condom... >"Itaitashii.... Sheu: Isn't that islamic for "screw me"? >Can't they learn to clean up after their parties?" he mused, a >hint of frustration in his soft voice. >Taking the various food articles and magazines, he dumped them in a waste reciprocal, Jessika: What a SEXY reciprocal, you got there sir! >putting foods in first, then magazines. But one particular >magazine caught his eye-- an ecchi magazine Molokidan: They sure catch mine! >from planet Kirsara. Freeza's face >contorted a bit at first, but he opened the pages and took a peek at what was >inside. He saw a young humanoid female- long, midnight blue hair in a big pink bow, being ravaged by Molokidan: None other than..Nappa, of course! >cum-hungry tentacles. Molokidan: Doh! So close! >She looked like she was >screaming-- no...she was in a terrifying mix of Sheu: mustard and mayonaise! >pleasure and pain. He put his >icy hand on his equally cold armor, and felt his heart beat faster as something >like a hot tingle twitchted throughout his small body as the blood rushed from >his skin inwards. His other hand shaking a bit, he flipped through the pages, >coming to a story about a young boy making out with his teammate. Molokidan: Co-ed? Sheu: I'm afraid not.. Molokidan: X_X >Teammate. Molokidan: WE'RE AWARE!! DON'T SAY IT TWICE! >He suddenly thought of Vegeta. Sheu: As all homosexual changelings do... >Freeza put one hand on his face, stroking it lightly like Vegeta might. He >flew up to his bed and laid down, thinking about what was going through his >head. He thought of Vegeta laying there, Sheu: This is one situation where I would be thankful for censors.. >wearing just his gloves, Molokidan: AUGH! >boots Sheu: DOUBLE AUGH! >and body suit Sheu and Molokidan: Phew... >that tightly hugged each curve of his small, yet muscular frame. >Tangling his fingers in the covers, he imagined Vegeta burning hot trails of >kisses down his face, Jessika: So have I, Freeza... >having licked his fingers to simulate the feel of long, >hot trails down his cheek, sending more surges running down his spine. His >heart pounded, almost begging to get out of his chest, the best he could do was >to take off the resticting armor. Molokidan: Oh no... >He took the rim of his purple armor and >started to carefully lift it off of his head, Sheu: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! >stretching and pulling it over >his horns, making himself wait, making his need to get the thing off him more >desperate than ever. Molokidan: HE DIDN'T! (eyes closed) Sheu: He...did... >"I know you want me, Freeza..." he said to himself in a husky voice as he set >the armor at the side of his bed and removed the wristlets, thinking of Vegeta >saying those lines. Sheu: Not really, Freeza. Now excuse me while I lick my balls. >He traced his fingers over each curve of his ribplates, touching his purple >shoulders lightly. A low moan escaped his lips as he rubbed his arms, tracing >each ridge from his shoulder to his wrist. He moved his hand across his >ribplates again, but this time, started stroking the purple muscle on his >chest, more soft moans went past his lips as he stroked a little bit faster, >surges now flaming through his body, sweat beading his face. Molokidan: (Eyes still closed) Must...keep...eyes..closed.. Jessika: YES, YES! >"So soft... I can't belive how handsome you are..." Jessika: I can! >Freeza said to Sheu: No one in particular. >himself >again, still imagining Vegeta fondling him like a silken doll, stroking each >part of him softly and gently. >He thought of Vegeta taking his tail, feeling it and finding the ball-and-socket Sheu: BALL AND SOCKET!!!??? ARRRRGHH!!! >like construction where his tail met the purple tail end. >Feeling his way, Freeza felt more hot surges as he rubbed his gland--softly at >first, then faster and harder. He cried loudly as the surges got hotter and more intense, but it was more of a cry of Sheu: NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! >pleasure than pain. He rubbed it >more and more, his cries getting louder, and small wells of water collected at >the ends of his eyes. "Please... I can't take this anymore...." Sheu: So..constapated... >he said to the >imaginary Saiya-jin prince that he fantasized, his voice cracking a bit from >the yelps he emitted. Taking his fingers out, Freeza continued his fantasy as >his hands started to sway towards his hips. Sheu: Shake your cool thing, shake your cool thing! >Now, Vegeta was stroking his thighs, gloves giving a more sensitive edge to it. Jessika: Gloves ALWAYS do. > His groans were louder as he rubbed his legs faster and faster as he moved >slowly upward, his hips nudging the sky above. Sheu: Those are some BIG hips! >He slipped his hand into his >pants and started stoking his sensitive sheeth, the icy touch of his fingers >driving his member to a throbbing erection. Molokidan: Can't do it! AAAAGH!! (opens eyes) More cries escaped his lips as he >continued to rub his hot, throbbing sheeth Molokidan: with his teeth. >with his icy touch. The pressure of >the erection on his sheeth was too much to bear, so he imagined Vegeta taking >his hand and pulling the sheeth back, letting his 7-inch cock Molokidan and Sheu: NOOOOOO!! SHE SAID THE C WORD WITH FREEZA!!!! >into his black pants. Sheu: That's when Levi's "Big Pocket Jeans" come in handy. >He continued to stroke it, tracing each ridge from the base to the >head. Freeza moaned loudly, letting the word "yaaaarreee..." Molokidan: Yarre....yareee...you're stepping on my foot! OW! >escape along with >it. He took his pants and slid them slowly to the ground, tangling himself in >the warm covers as he continued to stroke his member, letting the cold feel of >his fingers surprise and tantilize him. He shivered, his hands starting to >convulse Molokidan: How can the author think of such big words at a time like THIS!? >from the extreme pleasure he was experiencing, but couldn't think of >anything else but his dream Vegeta fondling him so much that he would explode >in an orgasm. >Freeza's other hand trailed down and cuped his own balls, driving him even more >wild. Jessika: Wild Balls! You make my heart SING! >He let his cold hand slip past them though to his sheeth. Without >knowing why, he slipped his hand past it and into it, pulling it down in an >oddly delious way. Sheu: (cringe) I have no idea what 'delious' means...but that sounded downright NASTY! >His questing fingers soon found his duct, Molokidan: Oh, so now he has a cock AND a duct?! >where the fulid from his sheeth Molokidan: And there's that damn "sheeth" again!!! >came >and went with his arousal. The flesh there was soft, almost completly lacking >in any muscles. But the opening there seemed to have a hard wire conection to >his cock. Molokidan: Okay, WHO THE HFIL STICKS WIRE INTO THEIR COCK!?!?! >He slipped the tip of one finger inside and gasped. His hand tightened on his >cock almost painfuly and the weak muscles there closed around his finger tip, >he pushed his finger in all the way. It felt good--in a mushy way. All: *BLOODCURDLING SCREAM* >If Freeza >had to describe how his duct felt he would have said it felt like a palsitc Jessika: Plasitc? Isn't that a country in Islam? Molokidan: What is it with all these Islam jokes?! >bag >submerged in water, undefined pressure all around sinking into every cervice. >He continued to rub, groaning louder as he increased his speed on rubbing. >Outside, a guard heard this, and was shocked at the strange sounds coming from >Freeza's private quarters. Molokidan: Another man!? Nooo, Freeza! I thought you promised not to cheat on me! >"F..Freeza-sama?!?! What's going on?? Are you ok?? Speak to me!!!" the >guard said, panicking. Sheu: You've been my first boyfriend since I was 15!! >No Answer. Sheu: MM...this is my chance! >"What if he's being killed?!?! I have to do something!!" Jessika: No, you don't! >But the guard >remembered the golden rule about that room. Sheu: 'Do unto Freeza as you want him to screw you'. >'No entering while I am in there,' he remembered Freeza saying. And he didn't >want to think about what he would do to him if he disobeyed Freeza's orders. >The guard made his decision and.... Molokidan: SCREWED THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF FREEZA! >Ran for his life. Sheu: How boring. >Inside, Freeza continued to caress his member, sweat dripping down his face and >various other places, Sheu: THANK you for not giving us details, Ms. Author. >imagining Vegeta stroking it and sucking it daintily. It >felt so good as he squeezed his cock, and cried out again, Sheu: As Vegeta ripped it off, >softer than the >other times he uttered sounds of pleasure, but it was still loud enough to be >heard. Molokidan: COWAABUNNNNNNGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! >"Does that feel good?" Freeza whispered to himself as he contiued to stroke >himself. He nodded as if for an answer. "Yare... Jessika: Yare..you're..stepping on my foot again!! >this is sooo goood...." he >sighed. >"N...Naitozo..." Molokidan: My dear friend Naitozo...hey..wait! Where am I?! Someone help me! >he begged as his cock continued to throb, the convusions >getting more intense as his hips rose ever higher into the air, his member at >its peak hardness. Molokidan: Until it cracked. >He grabbed it with both hands and rolled himself up into >what looked like a "C" shape as he hung his feet from the bedboard. Sheu: "C" is for cookies, that's good enough for me..."C" is for cookies... Molokidan: The Erotic Sesame Street Body Shapes... >"Ooohh... Vegeta... Come to me.. COME TO ME NOW!!!!" Molokidan: Goooooo, Vegeta! Vegeta, RETURN! >he screamed deliriously, >shaking more than ever as he held his member as close to his mouth as he could >in the position he was in. Sheu: That isn't possible. Jessika: And how do YOU know!? Sheu: Um...scratch that. >"ANADARAKENISURU!!!!!!!" Molokidan: I mean..MAKKANKOUSAPPOU!!!!!!!!!! >he screamed again, growing impatient as he rubbed his >cock as fast as he could, shaking, sweat coming from everywhere he could think >of. But before he could react, a gush of whitish fluid filled quickly in his >mouth, then sprayed a large amount of Molokidan: mayonaise... Sheu: DNA... Jessika: Vanilla Icing.. >cum into his face, dripping down his neck >in the process. >He swallowed the salty fluid in his mouth, Molokidan: Drinking the high seas.... >and coughed as he wiped a bit of his >own fluid off his face. He sighed as he flopped down on he pillow, taking a >back corner of the covers and wiping the rest of his cum from his face and >neck. >"Hmm.... Yatta." he said softly as he wrapped the covers around him and closed >his eyes, finally able to get some well-deserved sleep. Molokidan: He was screwing the covers!? >"The Ginyu Toksentai is about an hour away from us, Kiroro.. should we tell >Freeza-sama?" one guard at a control paned asked, the radar detecting five >spacepods entering Namek-sei's solar system. Molokidan: I'll go tell him! Sheu: No, it's my turn! You got to lick him last time! Molokidan: HEEY! >"Iie, Hitosha... he said he wanted to have some sleep, and we must comply to >his orders." Kiroro replied, Molokidan: licking his lips. >shaking his head. >"He's had a long day as it is..." Molokidan: You know, wake up, eat, screw something, eat, screw something, blow up some planets, sleep. >**Fin!!** >((Wasn't that a great story? All: *cringe* >I'm sure you can agree with me... :) Sheu and Molokidan: :( >More is on >the way as the yaoi awaits completion, Sheu and Molokidan: NO! We've been through enough already! Can't you see the pain!?! How heartless are you!?!?! >and Freeza's father has a close >encounter with tentacles that's a bit TOO close... ~.^ Sheu and Molokidan: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! >Sound deliciously >erotic? Sheu: It sounds deliciously DISGUSTING! >Well, all coming up as soon as we can think of some other things to >write!! Bai Bai!!))- L.M. Molokidan: We need the name of that author, so that we can go stick a land mine down her pants. BOOM! --In the SOS-- "It's time!" Dr Craven cackles as he comes on the screen. "Now, my pretties, are your brains crushed?!" "Shhh, I'm trying to draw!" Sheu says, as Molokidan poses nude with some fruits. "WHAT?!?!!" Dr Craven flips out. "We've learned about the functions of the body!" Sheu says, getting some more paint. "Isn't that great!" "Sickos.." Dr Craven shuts off the screen. Private Fantasies is property of Laura, (Snakeway1). Dr Craven is the property of Domino's Pizza. Molokidan, Jessika, and Sheu are all made-up characters by me. MST3K is property of Best Brains Productions, Inc. Freeza and Vegeta are property of Akira Toriyama and Toei Animation. This is probably the only lemon I'll ever do, seeing how sick it is, and how traumatized I am =P --List of Episodes-- Season 1 001--Digimon: Girls' Night Out Filler Episode 001--Private Fantasies 002--Coming Soon! --Molokidan, the Super Sushi-jin, 1999 Send comments/flames/ANYTHING to me at SSJ4Dan@AOL.com