From: Duo Maxwell (bloodcat@99main.com) Subject: Anime Science Theater 40K Part 1 Newsgroups: alt.games.final-fantasy.hentai View: Complete Thread (8 articles) | Original Format Date: 1999/08/16 Yup. By semipopular request I am reposting the MSTing I busted my ass off on. C&C always welcome. Whee!! My very first MSTing. And I did a common fanfic: The Sailor Moon Lesbian Hentai. Thus if you aint 18, get lost. The original story is owned by Vermillion. MST3K is owned by Best Brains Misato is owned by Gainax Son Goku is owned by Akira Toriyama Duo Maxwell is owned by Bandai/Sunrise Kiyone is owned by AIC/Pioneer B-Ko is owned by whoever owns Project A-ko and Lotor is owned by World Events Production, and the original Japanese creators No copyright infringement is conferred by using these characters, this is merely a fun little fanfic. We mean you no harm. Theme Song: Feeling kinda bored this week, An otaku boy named Rich Decided hentai aint that neat, And decided to mess with lame fanfics, Of the stupid kind. (Lalala!) So the baddies of the story, Sent him off to lose his mind, The baddies will send him hentai fics That really suck some ass (Lalala!), But to make it just that more interesting Anime characters help make the time pass(Lalala!) Anime Character ROLLCALL!! Misato Katsuragi!! (So where's the beer?) Son Goku!! (So where's the food?) Duo Maxwell!! (I am 100% NOT gay!!) Kiyone!! (Mihoshi!! This is all YOUR FAULT!!!) Now you're probably wondering how they'll eat and sleep and other science facts (Lalala!) but just remember it's just fanfiction so you should really just relax!! 'Cause this is... Anime Science Theater 40,000!!! Scene: The Satellite of Love, looking much as it did during Mike's run as victim on board. It looks to have not been used in a few years, mostly just dusty. Our 5 victi... err.. guests, are sitting around looking dazed. (Yes I am person number 5. Lucky me..) Rich: Where the Hell am I? Kiyone: ...... Don't touch that button Mihoshi!! Huh? Misato: Huh? This is NOT the command center, and who are you people? Duo: I must be dreaming.. (Sees Misato and Kiyone) I see it looks to be one of THOSE dreams.. Goku: This does not look like the afterlife... (Pats his head) Nope. Not dead again.. A flashing light goes off on a dusty console making loud noises. Rich: (Dusting it off) What's this, huh? A screen comes up, showing our series villains: Prince Lotor, B-Ko, and Bobo, who is cringing in the corner. Lotor: Damn!! Not a single blonde among them. B-ko: Yes Bobo, did I not ask you to get the OTHER Galaxy Police Officer? Bobo: (In a whiny voice) I tried!! But she hit the button the OTHER one was supposed to hit!! Kiyone: I KNEW Mihoshi did something stupid. What else is new. What do you people want with us, and why are we here? Lotor: Well officer... Kiyone: Kiyone, Galaxy Police. Lotor: Kiyone, what Miss B-Ko here, and myself the Mighty Prince Lotor, planned to do was to take 5 winsom blonde ladies from the various realities and subject them to many Hentai fanfics. Duo: Why? B-Ko: To eventually warp their minds into being our sexual slaves!! Rich: I KNEW B-ko wanted more than friendship from C-ko. Goku: So I guess these Hentai stories are kinky ones? Misato: Great. What kind of IDIOT locks some people up and tries to brainwash them with dirty stories? Lotor: Our plan would have worked, since blondes are our type, and dumb. But what does this idiot monkeyman do? (Smacks Bobo) Screws it up!! Bobo: I'm sorry!! Just did what Pearl left in the World Domination Instruction Manual. B-ko: Well, we can use this as a practice run. What do you say Lotor? Some Sailor Moon hentai to start off the experiment? If it will work on these 5, it will work on 5 blondes just as well! Lotor: Bwahaha!! A fine idea!! Bobo, send them "Evening At Lita's Part 1" Bobo: But the manual says only 3 of them can go into the theater!! B-ko: I'll send the Dark Haired boy for my choice. He looks easily confused. Rich: Hey!!!, And the name is Rich. Lotor: Officer Kiyone, it is your fault we do not have 5 attractive blonde women here!! You are going in!! Kiyone: Let me guess, it is a Lesbian fic.. Damn... Bobo: I get to pick one, I get to pick one!! Lotor: Feel free. Bobo: The girl with the really long braid. Duo: Hey!! Can't you tell I am a guy? Duo Maxwell, pilot of the Gundam Deathscythe? B-ko: Not by some of the upcoming fics we have in store for you!! At least you are not used as a man anyways.. Duo: SHIIIITT!!!! I hate fangirls!!! Lotor: Now fools!! Get in there!! You other 2 might want to start cleaning up around here. You will be staying here for a while. HAHHA!! (Door 6 is a Beanie Door. You slash it into bits.) (Door 5 is a Giant Games Workshop Miniature. You pay far too much to get it to move.) (Door 4 is locked by a zip drive. Put in a disk and you are on your way) (Door 3 is a Cheezy Poof. You sing the Cheezy Poof song and it moves away) (Door 2 is a Lamborghini Car Door, and comes inches away from hitting you in the groin) (Door 1 is a Script Written by Dean Devlin. You rightly torch it.) Hello. This is Vermilion' > Rich: The Genesis game Sword of Vermillion was cool. > formerly known as the Unseen Warrior. > Kiyone: Sadly, now we can see him. > This is my first attempt at a hentai fic and only my second fic overall. So please keep this is in mind when you flame me. > Duo: To flame or not to flame? That is the question. > As with all hentai fics that have come before mine, this contains scenes of graphic sex and adult situations. So, if you're under 18 > Duo: Damn, I gotta get up, I am only 15. Kiyone: Sorry, we are locked in here. I already tried the door. Duo: Shit. > or stuff like this is illegal in your area(you know if you fall into one of these situations), please stop now. I will not be held responsible for anything that happens to you. > Rich: Like going insane because of this? > Put the appropriate Sailor Moon disclaimers here. You know who they belong to. > Kiyone: As if the characters will be anything like they are normally? these things are not good. Rich: It's Naoko Taekuchi by the way. Duo: Fanboy. As with my first fic, I'll be using the American names. In case you're a Japanese fan and have never heard of the American version, here's a list that might help. JAPANESE NAME AMERICAN NAME Usagi Serena Ami Amy Rei Raye Makoto Lita Minako Mina Mamoru Darien Yuuichiro Chad Duo: Like anyone who reads this thing doesn't already know them. This fic is dedicated to all Lita/Makoto fans, since all the good stuff in this fic will involve her. Rich: Does that mean she saves the world and everyone realizes how kickass she really is? Kiyone: Its a hentai. Rich: Damn. I was hoping to see her kick monster butt. Duo: If it is any consolation, you will probably see her butt... > Feel free to mail me at the address below. Duo: Prepare your mailbombs folks. Now as Metallica said in "The House Jack Built": Let the show begin! **************************************************************************** ** > Rich: Metallica AND snow? What class this dude has.. Kiyone: (Sarcastically) Yeah. Real class. > EVENING AT LITA'S by Vermilion Chapter 1: A Tall, Cold One Kiyone: What we are going to need many of after this. > As she looked at how perfectly the table was set, Lita looked at her watch. She knew that her friends Serena, Raye, Amy, and Mina would be arriving at any time. She then turned her attention to what was prepared for the feast that was soon to come. She looked at the curry, beef stroganoff, and many other dishes that were prepared and congratulated herself. Duo: That she did not use any MSG while preparing the food. "I did a nice job, if I don't say so myself," she thought. She then took off her apron and set it on the counter just as the doorbell rang. Rich: (As Lurch) Youuu rang? "Come in," she shouted. The door opened and one by one, Lita's friends poured in. Duo: I bet there will be plenty of that soon enough. Kiyone: Figures a teenage boy would think so.. "Hi Lita," Amy said. Noticing the smell of the food, Serena darted toward the table. "Wow! This looks great," she said to Lita. "Thanks," Lita answered. "Please, take a seat and help yourselves." The girls did just what Lita said and when she sat down, the quintet began to eat. "This food is great," Serena said with her mouth full. "How do you do it?" Kiyone: I get my meats from a family in Texas. Their chili did quite well in the cookoffs. "I just can," Lita answered. "Cooking is just second nature to me." "Well," Raye blurted out, "whatever you do, don't lose it. What would Serena do if you did?" Duo: Cry? Rich: Whine? Kiyone: Eat someone else out of house and home? Duo&Rich: Munch Carpet!!! Kiyone: Yup. They are men alright. Serena flashed Raye a dirty look. "All right you two, knock it off," Mina said in order to avoid another Serena and Raye stand off. "Let's just enjoy our evening here." The girls ate what was prepared until it was gone, save for a few scraps here and there. "Hey Lita," Serena said, "you got any dessert? After all, it's the most important part of the meal." Lita chewed herself out. "D'oh. I knew I forgot something. I'll have it ready in just a bit. In the meantime, you guys can go watch a video or something. You can pick a movie from my collection if you want." Rich: I have all the best cooking movies! Duo: Texas Meat Preparations with a Chainsaw!! Kiyone: Let's just make the injoke REALLY obvious.. "What about the table?" Amy asked. "Let it go, I'll clean it up later." Lita replied happily. She then walked into the kitchen as the others went into the living room. In the living room, Amy and Raye sat on the couch as Serena and Mina surfed through Lita's video collection. The two girls saw some titles that caught their eyes. Kiyone: Yanni Live! Duo: (Amy) Fun with Decimals!! Rich: (Raye) How to look like you have PMS, even when you don't! Duo: Let me guess, you don't like Mars? Rich: Bingo! "Hey, look at these," Serena said as she read off the titles. "Have any of you heard of 'Terminator 2: Judgment Day', 'Jurassic Park', or even 'Twister'? What kind of titles are these?" Kiyone: The type most Japanese people watch since Japanese film budgets are minimal? Rich: And all their good directors have passed away? Duo: Hey!! Gamera: Guardian of the Universe was cool!! Kiyone: 1 movie anyone else in the world would want to see. Whoopie. Rich: It was much better than the US Godzilla movie! Kiyone: Not that that was a hard thing to accomplish... "Those are American movies," Amy said. "I've seen them and they're all quite good." Rich: No shit. Like the tape would not say where it came from. "Really?" Raye asked Amy. "Chad and I rented 'Twister' once. I thought the effects were good but no storyline to it." All: Like this fanfic? As Amy and Raye discussed movies, Mina said to Serena," Lita is an avid collector of foreign films, especially American films. But check out what I found." She then pointed to a collection of tapes in clear boxes. When she and Serena walked over, they discovered that the videos were hentai videos. Duo: My kinda girl... Kiyone: Echhi. "Holy sh.." Serena shouted as Mina covered her mouth. "Not so loud," Mina whispered angrily. "These are her little secrets. All 20 of them. Let's see what on these shall we?" Rich: Cooking with the Cajun chef. It will spice you up, GuaranTEE!! "But Lita will find out. Won't she be mad?" "Maybe. But I think she'll get over it." Mina then grabbed one from the shelf and put it in the VCR. "What are we going to watch, Mina?" Raye asked. "You'll find out," Mina said discreetly as she and Serena took seats on the floor. Meanwhile, in the kitchen, as Lita began preparing dessert, she began to hear sounds of two women having sex. When she heard this, she cringed. She knew they had found her hentai collection. Kiyone: Which was close up front so the author could get to the perversion faster.. Duo: If she REALLY did not want them found, she would have hid them somewhere and not had them out in front. Rich: Dude, its a porno. Logic does not apply here. "Oh no," she thought. "They found the tapes. Now they'll think I'm some kind of perv or something." She hanged her head down and was near the point of crying. Kiyone: Hanged? Like what should be done to the author? Rich: (Crestfallen) I am ready to cry now too.. My dreams dashed.. Duo: So she is that kinda girl. It's only a fanfic. Remember DON'T believe fanfics. Especially the ones women write me in. Rich: And how is that? Duo: If you see 2 guys cuddling on the fanfic page, you know what it is gonna be. Rich: Guess I will try to avoid Gundam Wing sites huh? Duo: It is a pretty good idea... Back in the living room, the girls stared at the events on the screen. All of them were aroused at what they were seeing. However, the video had begun to arouse Amy most of all. She could feel the warmth building up between her legs. She could also sense her lust taking over her mind as every thought in her mind became one. All she could think of was.... Duo: An erotic evening of doing Calculus with only a pen and paper!! "I have to get out of here and fast," Amy thought. All: Funny, we were thinking the EXACT SAME THING!! Just then, she could smell her own musky scent emanating around her. She knew the others had smelled it too but were too entranced by the video to notice. She walked over to the kitchen hoping something there could get her off of what she was thinking. Kiyone: Her urge to kill the fanfic writer? Rich: That is our thoughts. When Amy walked into the kitchen, she saw Lita hanging her head. She then asked, "Lita, what's wrong?" "I'm going to kill Mina," Lita replied angrily. "She knew I didn't want you guys seeing my hentais." Not quite knowing what to do, Amy did the first thing that popped up in her mind, to walk over to Lita and hug her. When she did, Amy became turned on again. Feeling Lita's warm body touching her own made her juices flow free, soaking her panties. Now feeling unbelievably horny, Amy began to whisper in Lita's ear. "Lita..." Duo: (Amy) Whisper sweet mathematical formulas into my ear. Rich: Not a fan of smart girls? Duo: Not a fan of demure, submissive stereotypes. Rich: Independent women kick ass. Kiyone: Good to know not all men are horny cavemen. Rich&Duo: We aint cavemen at least!. (Smirk) Kiyone: Sigh... Lita, who was able to calm down, replied by whispering, "Yes?" "I want to tell you something, something that I normally wouldn't tell you." "What?" Kiyone: (As Amy) Your food is disgusting, and there is no logical way for you to live on your own!! Rich: Been watching anime lately? Kiyone: Mihoshi watches it. I don't like it. Duo: Closet otaku. "I....I ha...I have always looked up to you. In fact, I sometimes desired you. I was always afraid to tell you until I saw that movie." As this point, Lita was shocked. "Did I just hear that right?" she thought. "Amy wants me? What's going on here?" Those were her final thoughts before she felt Amy's lips touch hers. Lita was at first overwhelmed by what was going on, but gradually she got used to it. As Amy pushed her tongue into Lita's mouth, Lita returned the favor. As their tongues intertwined, Lita could feel her juices flowing just as freely as Amy's. Just then Amy's hand grabbed one of Lita's breasts and started to caress it. Lita broke the kiss in order to moan just loud enough so only the two of them could hear. Kiyone: I am moaning right now too. I don't want to be here any more... > Amy then asked Lita, "Lita, will you make love to me?" Duo&Rich: KICK ASS!!! Kiyone: NOOOO!!! That question pushed Lita over the edge. With a sweep motion of her arm, Lita was able to clear a small part of the counter. She then lifted Amy up onto the counter and the two kissed again. As they did this, Lita removed Amy's shirt and bra and using her pointer fingers, flicked over the nipples. The sensations caused the nipples to harden almost instantly. After about two minutes of this, Lita broke the kiss and took a step back. "Okay, let me get this straight," she said, "You want me to pleasure you, right?" Duo: (As Amy) Ohh yesss!!! Algebraic expressions get me SOO HOT!! Amy simply nodded. "It has always been my greatest desire." Lita smiled and said, "I'll try my best." She stepped toward Amy and removed her ponytail band, allowing her hair to drop down to just below her shoulders. Her mouth then encompassed one of Amy's pebble like nipples while one of her hands continued to flick and pinch the other one. Rich: Mouth or nipple? Duo: What do you think she did, grow another head? Kiyone: I hope not. Lesbians are bad enough. Let's keep it demon free. (Everyone crosses themself) Amy arched her head back when she could feel Lita's tongue circling her nipple. The feeling was sensational, a feeling she had never felt before. All she could do was moan between the short gasps she was now taking. While this all felt so good, Amy wanted something else, something she always wanted Lita to do. Rich: Spank her like the little submissive girl she is? Duo: You stold my line!! Kiyone: I am worried that you were both thinking it!! "Lita..hhh" she grunted. "What?" Lita asked seductively as she took her attention from Amy's nipple. "I have some dessert for you." "Oh? What kind?" Amy then unzipped her pants and pulled off her wet panties. She then spread her legs wide enough so that Lita could see her juicing pussy. Rich: Capable of making any kind of juice!! Duo: Orange, Lemon, Apple. Kiyone: (Holding hand to mouth) Mpppghhh!! Rich: Papaya, Cranberry, Grape. Kiyone: (Gasping for air) Please stop, I am going to be sick... Duo: And dont forget Tomato!!! Kiyone: I am going to be sick!! Rich: Now with tomato skin! Kiyone: Bleaghh (Throws up in a corner.) Duo: I think we took that a little too far... Rich: Yup. (They High five) > Amy softly and seductively replied, "Some hot Mercury pie." Rich&Duo: (Singing) She's my Mercury Pie!! Lalala Such a sweet surprise!! Kiyone: (Sitting back down, and singing) And anymore jokes like the last one and I am going to kill you guys!! Remember, I have a gun.. Rich&Duo: (Look around nervously) Lita so badly wanted to taste that throbbing clit but she had an idea. She walked to the freezer and took out an ice cube. When Amy saw the ice cube, she asked, "What's that for?" Kiyone: Giving dumb names to rappers!! Duo: Ice Cube!! Rich: Ice T!! Kiyone: Ice Milk!!! Duo: Never heard of an Ice Milk.. Rich: Give em time. Someone will take it as a name.. "I want to cool the pie a bit first." Lita then took the ice cube and inserted a portion of it into Amy's love cup. Duo: Love cup, good for cooling your beer, since warm beer sucks. Rich: Some people consider beer a love drink after all... Kiyone: I need beer goggles to survive this, or preferably, forget it. Amy's head shot back quickly as the shockwaves of pleasure overtook her. As she could feel Lita driving the ice cube in and out of her dripping pussy, she was able to keep herself busy by playing with her nipples. After teasing Amy's helpless love tunnel with the cube, Lita then started to lick the end she inserted into Amy. "Hmm" she thought, "Amy tastes pretty good." She brought the ice cube to Amy's mouth, which she instantly accepted. Amy relished in the taste of her own juices. Duo&Rich: Gross!! Tasting your own stuff!! Kiyone: Good to know SOMETHING grosses you two out!! As Amy sucked on the ice cube, Lita returned south and indulged herself by darting her tongue into Amy's hot dripping pussy. She started by licking circles around the mound until she ultimately thrusted it as far as it would go into Amy. Meanwhile, Amy took the now melting ice cube and rubbed the dripping water and love juice mixture all over her hot body. As she was doing this, she started to cry out in sheer pleasure as she could feel Lita's tongue doing its magic. Kiyone: Ending this fic? Duo&Rich: But it is starting to reach it's climax! Kiyone: Watch much porn boys? That sounds like something a bad porno would say! Duo&Rich: (Blushing)....... "Ahhh..Lita!!!" Amy shouted out. "Oh yes!! Keep licking." Lita did just as she was told, licking every part of Amy's womanly folds making sure not to miss a single area. Amy started to feel the pleasure building in her swollen hole. She knew what was going on and what was going to happen. She was building to orgasm. Lita also sensed this by how Amy was reacting. She then stopped licking and inserted two of her fingers into the blue haired vagina. Duo: She dyes her ALL her hair blue? Kiyone: Some people have hair that color naturally!! Rich: Hey Kiyone, your hair is blue too.. Kiyone: (Blushes) She smiled at how easily Amy's cunt accepted them. She figured Amy must have masturbated a few times in order to have her pussy accept fingers easily. "It's always the ones you least suspect," Lita thought to herself as she continued to finger her fellow Scout, good friend, and now lover. ALL: THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD: THOSE THAT DO IT, AND THOSE WHO LIE ABOUT IT! (They blush and look at nothing..) As Lita's fingers went in and out of Amy's second pair of lips, both girls could hear sloshing noises being emitted. The sound of her womanly liquids pushed Amy over the edge. She lifted her ass off the countertop Kiyone: I hope she does not prepare food on that countertop.. Duo: I wanna be that countertop... Rich: Me too.. as her slit tightened around Lita's fingers. She yelled at the top of her lungs as she covered Lita's fingers with cum. Lita forcefully removed her fingers and licked the cum off. She indulged herself in the taste. "Mmmmmm......" Lita brought her fingers to Amy's mouth which she accepted just as she did with the ice cube. After the cum was licked clean off of Lita's fingers, Lita picked Amy up off the countertop and set her gently down feet first to the floor. "So," Lita asked, "how was I?" Kiyone: Terrible. So now I know why your food tastes a little funny. You don't clean your countertops very much.. Rich: Now who is being gross? Kiyone: That's what you get!! A very groggy Amy gave a weak smile and answered with, "You were wonderful." With that said, the two of them kissed briefly. "Let's get your clothes back on," Lita said. Amy nodded and with Lita's help, Amy got dressed and the two of them walked out to the living room. While Lita and Amy were having the time of their lives, Serena, Raye, and Mina were still hypnotized by the hentai film. That is until Lita pushed the stop button. The three girls snapped out of their trance to see that Lita was standing in front of them. Duo: In reality, the tape is a form of mind control and they will now act totally out of character! Rich: In short, like they do in 90% of the fanfics out there!! Kiyone: (Sounding like a robot) Sailors you will join the Borg. Resistance is futile. "What's the deal?" Raye asked Lita. "I have a surprise for you all," Lita answered. She then walked over to her CD player and started to sift through her discs. Rich: Giving her terrible back problems. Kiyone: That was a lame medical joke. As Lita was doing this, the girls looked at Amy, who gave them a weak and goofy smile. Duo: They were eating Lita's special brownies: You can eat just one of them. Rich: Then they got the munchies and ate tacos! Kiyone: (Slapping Rich) Echhi!! Rich: Oww!!! "What happened to you," Mina asked. Amy softly and sweetly replied, "I just went to heaven." The girls stared at Amy in wonder and then at each other. "What happened to her?" Raye asked. "I don't know," Serena said. "I do," Mina replied. She then smiled at Serena and Raye. "I think Lita and Amy...uh...you know." Duo: Had a kinky sexual encounter in the kitchen? Kiyone: Plotted world domination? Rich: Discussed politics? "What?" Serena asked Mina. "They had sex," Mina answered bluntly. "We didn't pay attention because we were too into the hentai film." As the three girls looked at one another clueless, Lita said something that got their attention, even Amy's. "I found the right song. Now for that surprise." **************************************************************************** ** END OF CHAPTER ONE Well, that's it for chapter one. I hope that you enjoyed it and are looking forward to chapter two. In the meantime, why don't you mail me and tell me how I'm doing so far. Remember, this is my first attempt at a hentai fanfic. Kiyone: No more please, I can't deal with another one!! Duo&Rich: YESS!!! I can be reached at: dupontr@river.it.gvsu.edu Kiyone: Now I know who to send my hate mail to! Please put "Evening at Lita's" in the subject line. This is Vermilion signing off. See you again in chapter two. Bye! (The three leave the theater) (Goku and Misato are cleaning things up.) Misato: So how was it? Kiyone: Terrible!! Lesbian Hentai. Disgusting!! Duo: Excellent Rich: 5 stars. A true classic. Howard Stern would be proud. (The viewscreen comes back on) Lotor: You fellows looked like you enjoyed that too much, so Misato, you can take Duos place. Duo: SHIT!!! Misato: Must have been a lesbian one. These guys look too happy. (Eyeing their groins) B-ko: and Goku, feel free to join her. Goku:I dunno. Chi-Chi might get mad at me for watching dirty movies. Rich: Oh well. Lotor: Don't worry you fools!! We have some nice yaoi after this 5 part series is over!! Misato&Kiyone: 5 PARTS!!!??? Rich&Duo: Yaoi? NOOOOOOO!!!!! Goku: Can I bring the Yaoi ones home to Chi-Chi? She has some books of those in her underwear drawer. (Everyone but Goku facefaults.) B-Ko: Well kiddies. Enjoy your time on the Satellite. We have much in store for you. END CREDITS. Usual Disclaimers, work is property of Vermillion and is no meant to infringe/insult yadda yadda. If this one is well liked I will continue the series. Comments, Suggestions, and flames go to bloodcat@99main.com Some basic reasons I did what I did: 1: The characters: I just sorta looked through my tape collection and picked out characters. 2: The villains: Let's face it: Lotor and B-ko both spend their lives lusting after blonde women. So it made sense to me to have their plot be to warp the minds of some blondes they want, not to mention giving me a good chance to make lots of dumb blonde jokes. And if the series goes on, I will tell y'all which blondes they were looking for. Aww, hell, here they are: C-ko (Duhh!!) Princess Alura (Duhh!!) Mihoshi (I listed her above) I will leave the other 2 a secret for now. Oh yeah and I put Bobo in as a link to the actual MST3K, and to have a bumbling idiot working for the baddies. 4: The Story: It really aint that bad of a story, as far as hentai goes, and I do remember it from when I first started reading fanfics, mostly due to the BIZARRE ending.. 5: Doing this at all: I have enjoyed the MSTings on Tenchi's (Now Shinji's) Vault O' MSTings, and from that started watching MST3K more often. Plus it gives me some practice at writing to do my own fanfic eventually. Hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I did writing it!!! Till next time, and PLEASE COMMENT ON IT. (I cannot get better unless you do..)