From: Duo Maxwell (bloodcat@99main.com) Subject: Anime Science Theater 40K Part 2 Newsgroups: alt.games.final-fantasy.hentai View: Complete Thread (5 articles) | Original Format Date: 1999/08/16 Here is part 2 for your reading enjoyment. Well, here is part 2 FINALLY!!! When I finally got off my rear end and sent part 1 in, I found out 2 other groups have been riffing "Evening at Lita's" as well. Even though I put in dibs back in September 98. I have offered to do another fic series to riff, but no answer. I have avoided reading the other 2 MSTs of this fanfic as to not steal their ideas, and so I can see how other people did the story when I manage to finish the thing. This one is dedicated to all the positive emails I got from part 1. And yet again, I am offering to do another fic series to riff if the other 2 MST teams do not wish me to continue my version. Hopefully this one does not suck, unlike my life, which does. Yet again, if you aint 18, get the hell out of here, you should not be reading this, even though most of you teens out there probably have more experience than me. Not that this is a hard thing to do or anything. :( Oh yeah, B-ko, Bobo, and Lotor are at their evil base and are seen by the viewscreen. My previewer (Nightbreak) said it was hard to tell. The original story is owned by Vermillion. MST3K is owned by Best Brains Misato Katsuragi is owned by Gainax and that psychotic Anno feller... Son Goku is owned by Akira Toriyama I am owned by my employers Duo Maxwell is owned by Bandai/Sunrise Kiyone Makbiki is owned by AIC/Pioneer B-Ko is owned by whoever owns Project A-ko and Lotor is owned by World Events Production, and the original Japanese creators No copyright infringement is conferred by using these characters, this is merely a fun little fanfic. We mean you no harm. Theme Song: Feeling kinda bored this week, An otaku boy named Rich Decided hentai aint that neat, And decided to mess with lame fanfics, Of the stupid kind. (Lalala!) So the baddies of the story, Sent him off to lose his mind, The baddies will send him hentai fics That really suck some ass (Lalala!), But to make it just that more interesting Anime characters help make the time pass(Lalala!) Anime Character ROLLCALL!! Misato Katsuragi!! (Who ate all the ramen?) Son Goku!! (Chi-Chi's gonna be mad again...) Duo Maxwell!! (The Dirty Pair? I shagged em!!) Kiyone!! (A day without Mihoshi is a good day!) Now you're probably wondering how they'll eat and sleep and other science facts (Lalala!) but just remember it's just fanfiction so you should really just relax!! 'Cause this is... Anime Science Theater 40,000!!! Scene: The SOL is a bit less dusty than it was in our last episode. There are a number of cardboard boxes folded up and put in the corner. Rich and Duo are sitting at PC terminals, rapidly clicking mouse buttons, while staring intently into their monitors. Kiyone is lounging on a very comfortable recliner listening to a pair of headphones and reading a book. (The song is Christopher Cross' "Sailing".) Misato is crashed out on a large couch in front of a 52" TV with the sound muted. Goku is working out with a number of very heavy looking weights. Duo: Eat hand grenade!!! Rich: Hah!! Missed me!! You suck at Half-Life!! Duo: Not my problem you have played the damn game before.. Rich: Yeah, but on a slower system. This dual Voodoo 2 SLI thing rules.. Goku: It was really nice that I could order these special weights. I gotta keep my strength up. Misato: (Waking up, and stretching..) Yaaawn.. not to mention how much food you eat. Goku: Sorry. (The light flashes on the main console.) Misato: Oh great. I knew it was getting too quiet around here. Bko: Well hello to you cretins. Looks like you did some redecorating in there. Kiyone: (Carefully putting her headphones away) Well... you could say that.. Lotor: It is a good thing, as you won't be leaving there until you are sexual deviants, willing to obey your master's every command!! BWAHAHAHA!! Duo: Does that mean we get more porn to view? That last one was pretty cool. That Sailor Jupiter is a hottie!! Bko: Well LITTLE man, IF you know what I mean, Duo: HEY!!! Bko: Remember I said you won't be going in there this time? Goku, Misato, and Kiyone are our lucky contestants this time around. Rich: Cool. I need to level up some in Fallout 2 anyways... Bobo: Uhh bosses, none of that stuff was.. Bko & Lotor: Shut up imbecile!! Lotor: Anyways, our 3 victims today get to see part 2, starring everyone's favorite donut disposal unit. Goku: (Interrupting) Homer Simpson? I love that show!! Lotor: (Glowering) No!!! Sailor Moon. Bko: And our little Brunette star will be licking some donut holes herself.. Misato: (Disgusted sounding) With all that technical skill you have there, why don't you just build yourself a vibrator and quit harassing us with your stupid porn nonsense? Bko: I WILL have the love of my life!! You will see!! Misato: I HAVE a man. I don't need to beg for somebody. Maybe nobody wants you? Bko: (Fuming) Ahhhh... I...Will...Make...You...Pay!!! Lotor: Before my dear associate chooses to vaporise you 5, I think it is time you get into the theater!! Our Heroes: We've got fanfic sign!!!!! (Door 6 is a Beanie Door. You slash it into bits.) (Door 5 is a Giant Games Workshop Miniature. You pay far too much to get it to move.) (Door 4 is locked by a zip drive. Put in a disk and you are on your way) (Door 3 is a Cheezy Poof. You sing the Cheezy Poof song and it moves away) (Door 2 is a Furby. YOU KILL THE STUPID THING!! DIE FURBY, DIE!! DIE, DAMN YOU!!!) (Door 1 is a Script Written by Dean Devlin. You rightly torch it.) (Kiyone, Goku, and Misato sit down in the theater) >Hi. It's me Vermilion. Kiyone: Vermillion. Why do so many people use that name as a handle? Misato: Look at what he is writing. What do you expect? Intelligence? > Well, I hope that you enjoyed the first chapter of "Evening at Lita's". >Here now is chapter two. Enjoy it just as you did with chapter 1. Kiyone: "Enjoy" is not the word I would use. > Oh, yeah, you'll want to read the first chapter before reading this. >That way you'll get some idea of what has happened before. Misato: Lemme guess: People had sex? Goku: What's wrong with that? Misato: (Grinning) Nothing at all. But you will see what I am talking about. > Should I put the Sailor Moon disclaimers here? You know that >they don't belong to me. Goku: Then you give them back right now!!! > If you wish to mail me, my address will be at the end of this >chapter. Kiyone: Better write that down so we know where to send the Vortex Missles. > Now, without further adieu..... Misato: You are writing bad porn. Quit trying to act classy!! >*************************************************************** >EVENING AT LITA'S >by Vermilion >Chapter 2: Moon Over Jupiter Goku: Good thing I don't have my tail. That could be a problem... > Lita put the disc in the stereo and closed the door. > "So," Mina asked, "what's the surprise?" Misato: (As Lita) I spit in the food. Why should I have to cook all the time? Goku: That's not a good thing to do... Kiyone: This is going to be difficult. I can see it now.. > "This," Lita answered. She then pushed the play button and closed >her eyes as she could feel the beat of the song ("Head Like a Hole" by >Nine Inch Nails) overtaking her. Kiyone: I am sure a Japanese girl is going to be listening to NIN. Misato: Could be the usual porno music. Goku: What is the usual porno music? You seem to know quite a bit about porn.. Misato: Don't go there.. Kiyone: Be glad Duo isn't here. He would go there!! Misato: (Grinning) What do ya expect out of a 15 year old boy? > With the music in control, she >proceeded to sway her hips while seductively pulling on the string >on her school uniform. When the string was undone, Lita then slowly >pulled each sleeve down to her wrists. She then turned around, took >her shirt off, and threw it toward the girls with Raye being the one >to catch it. Misato: This time on Springer: High School lesbian strippers. Goku: So they are going to fight!! This might not be so bad after all!! Kiyone: Why would they fight? Goku: Misato said it was going to be on the Springer show. Misato: That makes so much sense it is scary.... > Meanwhile, Serena and Mina were enjoying every minute of Lita's >surprise. When Lita took her shirt off, the two of them whistled >in admiration. Goku: They whistled "Jimmy Cracked Corn"!! Misato & Kiyone: And we don't care!!! 'Bout this fanfic anyways... >Mina drew out bills from her purse causing >Lita to dance illicitly toward her. Lita saw the bills and held >her hand out in a "We're number one" style. Goku: So the Sailor Senshi go to the same clubs Kamesennin(SP anyone?) goes to? Kiyone: I wonder if he knows Nobiyuki then? > "Wait," she said. She then stepped back, turned around >and pulled her skirt down to the music's beat. She then kicked the >skirt backwards with it landing on Serena's lap. Goku: Interesting combat style!!! Kiyone: What? The "be a cheap slut" form? Misato: Hell, show a little skin and guys act dumber than usual. Goku: We can't help what we are!! > That was enough to >get Serena's juices flowing. She could feel the juices wetting her >panties and closed her legs. Misato: Damn, Serena is acting as horny as a teenaged boy.. Kiyone: (Innocently) And how would you know about horny teenaged boys? Misato: Hey!! Us girls gotta know what to watch out for and take advantage of you know!!! (Misato and Kiyone high five) > All she thought about now was Lita and >hearing the song chorus: Goku, Misato, & Kiyone: (Singing) We're the boys of Chorus, hope ya enjoy the show... >"Bow down before the one you serve," >"You're going to get what you deserve."(Note: That is the chorus >to "Head Like a Hole") Kiyone: For those of you who think lame wanna be popular with the metal crowd of today music is stupid. Goku: Unlike most people who make their own minds up about what they like and dislike and not let themselves be carried away by the herd? Misato: That leaves us with one percent of the populace left. Goku: And some people say I am not too bright! Kiyone: The only constant in the universe is stupidity, and bad Hentai. Misato: Is there any other kind? Kiyone: Point taken! > While all this was happening, Amy just sat back and watched. >Her earlier adventure with Lita left her tired. Still feeling weak >from it, Amy just smiled and enjoyed the show. Goku: Adventure? Like fighting strong people? Misato: More like fitting in some wierdo's strange cartoon sex fantasy... > Lita bent down in order to let the girls get a good view of her >perfect ass through her thong. Goku: That does not look comfortable. Misato: Another sex fantasy thing... Kiyone: Why do men think we want to wear clothing that gives us an all day wedgie? Goku: Wedgies are not good AT ALL. Kiyone & Misato: Our point exactly. > She stood up slowly while slowly >unstrapping her bra. When she turned around, she cupped her hands >over her breasts while her bra stuck out in one hand. She then >danced toward Mina and bent down to allow Mina to get a peek at >Lita's rather large bosom. Misato: (As Lita) Whee!! Look at what you already have!!! Kiyone: Now if she was stripping for men, I could ALMOST understand showing off your chest to them, as they seem SOOOO fascinated by them. Misato: Why even try to look nice anyways? That is all they ever seem to be staring at. (Goku slumps back in his seat, and looks very nervous right now) > "How about that cash," Lita asked seductively. Goku: (Singing) "That Ring of Fire! And it burns, burns, burns,....." Misato: Nobody is going to get that joke Goku. Goku: What's wrong with Country music? Kiyone: Remember that indivduality thing you mentioned? That's why nobody is going to get it... Misato: The trailer park crowd might.... > Mina wasted no >time in stuffing her wad of bills in Lita's panties. With that >accomplished, Lita did a seductive walk toward Raye and Serena. >She held up her hand that contained her bra. Kiyone: (As Lita) Look girls, a bra!!! Today's class is how to put them on!! Misato: Only Serena needs that class, they are not THAT stupid. Kiyone: But it IS a hentai fanfic.. Goku: Then they ARE that stupid. >She put her other hand >down allowing her breasts to viewed in all their glory. Kiyone: What is she doing? Stripping like a 60's Go-Go girl to 90's "Wanna Be Alternative" metal? Misato: Remember, it's a porno. Plot does not matter. Goku: Sounds like most movies I have seen... > "Who wants it?" she asked. Both girls shot up their hands. Lita >looked toward Serena and looked toward Raye. She noticed that >they were both very aroused judging by the wet spots on their jeans. Goku: Then why did Lita stay in her school uniform? Wouldn't she get it dirty while cooking? >Lita smiled inwardly knowing of this. Goku: So she KNEW she would get dirty cooking!!! It is a plot to get out of going to school!!! Kiyone: Why not just wear another uniform for the next day? Goku: There HAD to be a reason I was never able to get out of going to those ballet shows with Chi-Chi!!!! She was thinking like you!! Misato: Goku, is your picture under the dictionary heading of Jock? > She then took her bra and put it on Raye's head. Raye grabbed >the bra and clutched it like a security blanket. Misato: It's a Sailor Moon Porno Charlie Brown!!! (Kiyone & Goku whistle a familiar tune...) > "It's yours," Lita said to Raye. She then noticed that Serena was >rather disappointed. She then walked over to her and helped her up. Misato: (As Lita doing a Ralph Kramden voice) To the moon Serena!!! > "I have something much better for you," Kiyone: An escape from this hell? Goku: Something to plug my ears when Chi-Chi gets mad at me? >she whispered in Serena's >ear. She then grabbed her breasts and pushed them on the sides of >Serena's face. Goku: Those things must be huge!!! Did she have her boobs done at the same place as Tifa? Misato: Yeah, the "Pamela Anderson Plastic Surgery Center"! Kiyone: Where the motto is "If you can't stay afloat with 'em, they aint big enough!!" >Lita then squeezed them making them press against >Serena's face even harder. This turned Serena on even more. Kiyone: And turned us off!!! Goku: Can we turn off Vermillion so he does not write anymore? Misato: Sadly, he is not a machine, we can't just kill him, as much as we might like to.. Goku: I was hoping he was just another creation of Dr. Geio.. > Lita turned around and was just about to peel her panties off >when the song suddenly stopped. She looked toward the radio and saw >that Serena was standing there having stopped the song. Kiyone: Which she somehow did while having breasts in her face. Goku: Maybe she moves faster than light, like me and my friends do? Misato: I doubt it. Goku: Yeah. Kamesennin and Puar would have scared them away from training by now... > "What are you doing," Lita asked. > Serena said nothing. Instead, she got out her crystal locket and >held it up in the air. Within a few seconds, Serena was replaced >by the Moon Princess. The other girls looked in awe at the events >that just took place. Kiyone: (Sarcastically as the other Senshi) So THAT'S how silly our transformations look to the forces of evil? Misato: (As the same) No wonder they make fun of us. We are silly, with our combat miniskirts and all. Maybe we should wear body armor or something? Goku: But then the fanboys would be upset.... Kiyone: Yeah, those fanboys who love to draw their favorite anime female being raped and tortured. Fuck them. Misato: With both barrels of a shotgun.. buckshot. Goku: And I thought Vegeta was vindictive! Kiyone & Misato: You don't know women very well do you? Goku: It might be a good thing I don't!! (Misato and Kiyone pour sodas over his head) > "Lita," the Moon Princess said," or should I say, Jupiter? >As you know, I am the Princess of the Moon, right?" Kiyone: Lita, do you think fanfic writers should quit making these stupid jerk off fantasies? > Lita simply nodded. > The Moon Princess continued, "You also know that you are my >servant, correct?" Misato: Lita, do you think Tentacle Hentai fans should become maximum security prison inmates in the same cells as guys named "Bubba" and "Big Moe"? > Again, Lita nodded. > "Not only are you supposed to protect me, but you are also to do >what I say. Now, I order you to pleasure me." All: ................................. > Lita was confused. She couldn't believe that something like this >would happen, especially with Serena of all people. All: (Singing) Dumb people aint got no body, no body too loooveeee.... >However, that >logic quickly took a back seat to her lust, which was in control of >her. Misato: (In a robotic voice) Lita, this is your lust speaking. We now have control of you. Kiyone: (Same) Prepare for program 3.1267: Fanboy Lesbian Fantasy. > She walked over to the Moon Princess and whispered, "As you >command, my princess." Goku: (In a Vaderish voice) I will capture Young Skywalker and bring him to the Dark Side. > Lita then started to suck on the Princess' >neck. All: Not Gothism!! Noooo!!!! Take your black lipstick and your Anne Rice novels and JUST GET OUT!!! Goku: Wow, we all seem to dislike Goths... Kiyone: At least it proves we still have our sanity in all this! > The Moon Princess arched her head back and moaned in sheer >pleasure. Misato: (As Tim Curry Singing) Give yourself over, to absolute pleasure.... Kiyone: You're a Rocky Horror fan? Not too surprising.. Misato: You know it!! >At the same time, she took her hands and untied the >meatballs on the top of her head allowing her blond hair to flow >down to mid-calf. Goku: Where Frodo Baggins began the quest to destroy the One Ring!! Misato: But with his trusty companions they would destroy the deadly blonde meatballs!!! Kiyone: Wrong series Misato, but it does work... >The Princess then stroked her hands through >Lita's hair. Goku: Uhhhh.... I don't think I should be watching this. Chi-Chi might get mad. Misato: (Whispering to Kiyone) Chi-Chi has trained him well.. > "That's good," the Princess said softly. "Keep going." All: GO GO POWER RANGERS!!! > "Yes, my princess," was Lita's answer. Staring at the Moon >Princess' breasts, which were a bit smaller than hers, Lita asked, >"Shall I pleasure you there?" Kiyone: Princess Serenity, are you embarassed to be used in such a silly hentai fanfic? > "Yes." > Obeying the order given to her, Lita continued to pleasure the Moon >Princess. She did this by pulling the Princess' top down and putting >one of the nipples in her mouth and pinching the other one, similar >to what she did with Amy. The Moon Princess let out a pleasure cry >as the sensations reached her mind. Goku: It took a while to realize this was happening? Misato: It IS Serena after all... > All this was happening in front of Raye, Mina, and Amy. As the >three looked on at the impromptu peep show, they each were turned on >like light bulbs. Kiyone: What is this, a Melissa Etheridge wet dream? The wet spot on Raye become larger as the juices >flowed like a river. Mina began to fell wet, also. Goku: Fell wet? Misato: This a porno, or a Starburst commercial? Kiyone: Not another juice joke! I barely handled the last one.... > She closed her >legs which allowed the pleasure to flow through her. > "I never would've thought this would happen," Mina thought. Kiyone: It is a porno, and you pointed out the dirty movies. Why would you pull them out otherwise? Goku: Because this is a porno? Misato: You ARE catching on! >"Imagine, Serena of all people. Who knew?" > Amy was also aroused, but not as much as Raye and Mina. She >was too busy thinking thoughts similar to Mina's. She closed her >eyes and drifted back to a few moments ago when Lita was serving her. Misato: Pizza and Beer!!! Kiyone: I could use a few glasses of Sake right now... > It seemed that Amy, Raye, and Mina ceased to exist in Lita's mind. >Right now, the Moon Princess was her entire world. ALL: (Singing) We are the world, we are the children, we are poor victims of hentai portrayals of women.... > As she licked >circles around the nipple, Lita could sense the Moon Princess >reacting to the pleasure that was being served. Goku: Number 24, your pleasure is being served at counter 4. >This continued for >what seemed to be forever to both girls until Lita stopped licking >and looked into the Moon Princess' eyes. Misato: And saw a blank, vacuous stare, the stare that only blondes can do.. Kiyone: AHHHHGGGGGHHHHGHGGHHH!!!! Goku: Kiyone, its not that bad, be strong!!! Kiyone: It was what Misato said! I had a vision of Mihoshi!!!!! > "How am I doing, your highness?" she asked. > "Hhhh....Very good," the Princess said lightly. "Now get on your >knees." Kiyone: She must have gotten her pillow talk lines from Bill Clinton. >Lita did what she was ordered to do. The Moon Princess >pulled up her skirt and draped it over Lita's kneeling form. > "There is a fire building down there," the Princess said. >"Extinguish it." Goku: But Amichan is the one with the ice and water spells.... > Now surrounded by white, Lita looked toward the Princess' cunt. Kiyone & Misato: NEVER EVER USE THE C WORD AGAIN.......Asshole. (Author's note. It is just a word you should not use, like racist terms. They are just wrong.) >She could easily see that it was very swollen. Misato: (Like an old lady) And my joints were so swollen I couldn't go play bridge with the girls!!! > She could also see >that her womanly juices were flowing all the way down her long >shapely legs. The smell emanating from the blond mound >controlled Lita. Kiyone: Lita's under a lot of controls today... Goku: I am trying to keep enough control to not go into Super Sayajin mode right now.. Misato: Buy your very own Lita puppet kids!! She is easy to control!! Batteries not included. Kiyone: Thanks for THAT image Misato.. >Lita grabbed the Moon Princess' legs and put her >mouth over the Princess' pussy. Hypnotized by the juices' aroma, >Lita thrusted her tongue into the Moon Princess' clit not missing one >drop of the Princess' flavor. The Moon Princess let out a loud cry >of pleasure as she could feel Lita's tongue penetrating her womanhood. >The Princess swayed her hips back and forth so that Lita's tongue >could go in even further. Misato: What is this, a Sailor Moon hentai, or an Intern training manual? Kiyone: Maybe we can Impeach Vermillion. Goku: It won't be partisan either. I wonder if he would like a Spirit Bomb? >Lita definitely sensed this and knew that >her princess wanted more. Kiyone & Misato: (As Magenta & Columbia) More, more, more!!! >She responded by pushing her face into >the Princess' hole as far as she could go. Lita could barely breathe >but it didn't matter. All that mattered was satisfying her princess. Misato: Well, she is more thoughtful than some men are. Kiyone: You mean more thoughtful than MOST men are!! Goku: I dunno what's scarier, Majin Buu or angry women!!! > Suddenly, Lita could feel the Moon Princess' leg muscles tightening. >She knew that the Princess was going to orgasm and that she had to >get her tongue out fast. Kiyone: (As Han Solo) Great job kid!! Now blow this thing and let's go home!!! >Reacting fast, she withdrew her tongue >moments before the Princess' pussy muscles tightened. > The Moon Princess let out a cry much louder than the previous one. >She could feel the cum bursting out of her virgin self. She let out >another cry just as loud but longer and then fell to her knees. Kiyone: We are crying too. From having to view this crap. Misato: Right on sister!! Goku: People who have sex are not virgins. Kiyone: They must be taking notes from Bill Clinton.. >Lita then appeared from the Princess' skirt with a cum drenched face. >She looked into the eyes of her princess, who by this time had >reverted back to Serena. Goku: But then the skirt would not have been there. It was only there when she was in her Princess form? Kiyone: Porno writers have trouble with little facts like those. Misato: Porn writers have trouble with little things like "reality". > "I extinguished the fire," Lita said softly. All: (Singing) We didn't start the fire!! > "Hhhh...hhhhh..." was all a very tired Serena could blurt out. >After a few moments, Serena got her breath back and motioned Lita to >come closer. When Lita came closer, Serena whispered, "Thank you." >The two then kissed one another passionately smearing cum all over >their faces. Kiyone: Not... Again..... >When they separated, Serena wiped some cum off her face >and licked it. "Hey," she said, "I taste pretty good, if I don't say so myself." Misato: Oooookay. Us girls are supposed to want to taste our pleasure, but I bet you won't find any guys who would be willing to do it to their pleasure. "Just go down on me, then go brush your teeth." Assholes. > "Yeah, you sure do," Lita said. With that said, Serena and Lita >proceeded to hug each other. > "You know what," Lita asked Serena. > "What?" Serena replied back. Kiyone: You are in some wierdo's jerk off fantasy fic? Misato: I really wanted that image of some perv writing this and doing..THAT! Goku: Suddenly I am not hungry any more... > "I completely forgot about Raye and Mina." Lita got up and faced >the two girls, who by this time were totally aroused. > "I'm sorry I forgot you two," Lita said compassionately. Still >under the control of her lust, she then asked them, "Okay, who's next?" > Raye stood up and started to speak. Goku: (As Raye) Get me out of this sick fanfic!! Kiyone & Misato: That goes for us as well!!! >****************************************************************** >END OF CHAPTER TWO > Hmmm.....Serena and Lita getting it on. Who'd have thunk it? >Wondering what Raye will say? Find out in chapter three of "Evening >at Lita's". Misato: I would rather not. > While you're waiting, mail me and tell me what you think. >Also, mail me any suggestions you may have for this fic. I'll take >all suggestions into consideration. If I use them, I'll let you know >and give you credit for the idea. Kiyone: Like who would want credit for this crap? >My Email address is: >dupontr@river.it.gvsu.edu >Again, please put "Evening at Lita's" in the subject line. >This is Vermilion. See you next time in chapter three. Goku:Not if my Super Sayajin Stage 4 Kao-Ken times 100000000 Kamehameha Wave has anything to say about it!!! (They exit the theater.) Bko: So, how was it? Kiyone: Just as dumb and pathetic as last time. Goku: I'm hungry. Not barfing gives me an appetite. Duo: (Whispering) Breathing gives him an appetite. Misato: Pretty weak. Now if we could have Andrew, Darien, and Chad together I might not mind TOO much. Rich: (Cringing) Don't give them any ideas!!!!! Misato: Fair is fair after all.. Lotor: Bah!!! We say what you are watching, not you!!! Bobo: Boss, about their stuff.. Lotor: SHUT UP!!! I AM EMOTING RIGHT NOW ON MY EVILNESS!!! Misato: More like your ineptitude. Bko: SILENCE!!! I did not say you could speak, you drunken, slothy whore? Misato: (Pissed off) What did you say, you annoying little bitch? Bko: Bitch? Oh, what you get used as when you are drunk in some back alley? Misato: Why don't you get that Silver Spoon you were born with out of your ass and come up here? I'll show you who the bitch is!! Rich: This is getting scary.. Duo: Cool!! Catfight!! Kiyone: I thought I would be free from those things here... Goku: Misato's power level has gone up really fast now... Lotor: Before she breaks our computers, shut the comm down Bobo... Bko: Sorry, I don't do old hags!! Misato: You really need to grow up.. Maybe a good slapping will straighten you.. (The screen turns off thanfully..) Kiyone: (In a Han Solo-ish voice) I have a bad feeling about this.. END CREDITS. Usual Disclaimers, work is property of Vermillion and is no meant to infringe/insult yadda yadda. If this one is well liked I will continue the series. Comments, Suggestions, and flames go to bloodcat@99main.com This one seemed to have less humor, and more ranting on my part. Must be due to the holidays, which depress me most of the time. :( I never actually planned to have Misato and Bko face off like this, it just sorta happened.. Well, there should be a little less lead time between part 2 and 3, as part 3 is shorter than 1 and 2 were. It will be at least 2 or 3 weeks, as I like to get my MSTings proofread and to go through them a few times looking for grammatical and spelling errors, if not outright flaws in continuity. I hope y'all enjoyed my second MSTing, and I hope to see everyone for part 3. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------