From: Duo Maxwell (bloodcat@99main.com) Subject: Anime Science Theater 40K Part 3 Newsgroups: alt.games.final-fantasy.hentai View: Complete Thread (4 articles) | Original Format Date: 1999/08/16 This is part 3. Well, what do ya know? Part 2 is being reviewed by some folks right now, and I am starting on part 3 early. Otherwise I will never get around to finishing this series. Let's get the show on the road, and hopefully this one does'nt suck either... Yet again, if you aint 18, get the hell out of here, you should not be reading this, even though most of you teens out there probably have more experience than me. Not that this is a hard thing to do or anything. :( The original story is owned by Vermillion. MST3K is owned by Best Brains Misato is owned by Gainax Son Goku is owned by Akira Toriyama I am owned by my employers Duo Maxwell is owned by Bandai/Sunrise Kiyone is owned by AIC/Pioneer B-Ko is owned by whoever owns Project A-ko and Lotor is owned by World Events Production, and the original Japanese creators No copyright infringement is conferred by using these characters, this is merely a fun little fanfic. We mean you no harm. Theme Song: Feeling kinda bored this week, An otaku boy named Rich Decided hentai aint that neat, And decided to mess with lame fanfics, Of the stupid kind. (Lalala!) So the baddies of the story, Sent him off to lose his mind, The baddies will send him hentai fics That really suck some ass (Lalala!), But to make it just that more interesting Anime characters help make the time pass(Lalala!) Anime Character ROLLCALL!! Misato Katsuragi!! (B-ko does not know who she's messin' with!!) Son Goku!! (There's no room to workout here...) Duo Maxwell!! (Those Rayearth girls can't get enough o' me!!!!) Kiyone!! (Relative peace and quiet is good.) Now you're probably wondering how they'll eat and sleep and other science facts (Lalala!) but just remember it's just fanfiction so you should really just relax!! 'Cause this is... Anime Science Theater 40,000!!! Scene: Much like it was last episode on the SOL, save Misato is in a corner with a few kegs of beer, and a few servings of cup ramen. Misato: (Very drunk..) Thaaa bith. Thee don' know who thee's mething wif!!! Goku: (Whispering to Kiyone) I don't understand this.. is it a girl thing? Kiyone: I really don't know. Misato and B-ko just got really pissed off at each other really fast.. I did not want to pry into her business, since I really don't know her, or any of you for that matter, really well. Goku: We have been here for 2 months now... we should be pretty relaxed around each other now, being cooped up here and all. Computer Voice: GPS transport connecting to umbilicus connector. Please sign for products on main console. Duo: Cool!! The GPS guy is here with more of our stuff!!! Rich: I still wish we could smuggle ourselves onto the GPS truck. Kiyone: Remember that the GPS won't transport lifeforms? That's why they have lifeform scanners. Rich: Ah well... maybe we can figure out a way around that soon.. Computer Voice: Material sent. Disengaging umbilicus.. (Duo wheels in a lot of boxes.) Duo: I feel like a kid on Christmas morning!! (The console beeps) Kiyone: Looks like Lotor and B-ko are in the mood to harass us again.. (The screen comes up. As usual, Lotor, B-ko, and Bobo are there.) Lotor: And speaking of Christmas, we have some presents for you!! Misato: Wat? Yuuuu kithing myyy ath? Lotor: No, oh inebriated one!! Part 3 of our little "Evening at Lita's" story. Bobo: Uhh, those boxes they have there are.. Bko: Silence Bobo. We don't care about those boxes! Anyways, since it is a short episode this time, and her... sleaziness is too drunk to be affected by it anyhow, (Mumbling) Not to mention being all numbed up down there.... Misato: What!!! I'll kik yer lill rich girl ath!!! Kiyone: (Nervously interrupting) Of course you will.. So Lotor, just who is going in this time? Lotor: I have decided to send the gentlemen in, as it is the Holiday season and all. Lotor: (Whispering while Bobo is trying to tell Bko something) And try to calm Misato down won't you? I would rather not watch Bko destroy the base in an angry rage. Kiyone: (Grinning) And would that be so bad because? Lotor: Considering we are keeping that sattellite in orbit.. unless you would like to burn up in reentry orbit? Or perhaps crashing into the ground? Kiyone: Uh... Lotor: Now gentlemen, if you would enter the theater? Rich, Duo, and Goku: We've got fanfic sign!!! (Door 6 is a Beanie Door. You slash it into bits.) (Door 5 is a Giant Games Workshop Miniature. You pay far too much to get it to move.) (Door 4 is a Great White Shark. You offer it a Democrat and it swims off in a rush.) (Door 3 is a Cheezy Poof. You sing the Cheezy Poof song and it moves away) (Door 2 is a Furby. YOU KILL THE STUPID THING!! DIE FURBY, DIE!! DIE, DAMN YOU!!!) (Door 1 is a Script Written by Dean Devlin. You rightly torch it.) (Rich, Duo, and Goku sit down in the theater.) >Hi! Vermilion here. > Well, the Evening at Lita's is well underway, so let's not waste >any more time. Rich: Yeah. The end. Let's leave now. Goku: I don't think that will happen.. Rich: (Sighing) Good things don't ever happen to me anyways... > Oh, yeah...you know the ones that own Sailor Moon and her >friends, don't you? If not, let me assure you that they don't >belong to me. Duo: And thank God for that!! Rich: What God? Goku: I am not sure who is scaring me more: A pissed off Misato, or a bummed out Rich. Duo: I think it is the holidays or something. Rich: Holidays suck. >************************************************************* >EVENING AT LITA'S >by Vermilion >Chapter 3: The Fire Within Rich: ...humanity, a hatred of everything causing suffering to all, the soulless masses hurting one another for the all mighty dollar, enjoying the pain of others.... Duo: Somebody get this guy some Prozac. Goku: Can I have some too? Duo: Sorry. Rich is gonna need a whole damn bottle for himself!! > "Um, Lita," Raye stuttered. Rich: (As Raye) I am a mean hateful bitch who enjoys tormenting you for my own sick amusement. Goku: I know you dislike Mars, but isn't this going a little too far? Duo: Just ignore him and maybe he will be quiet. > The others except for Serena, who just fell asleep from her >adventure in heaven, Rich: While we are in Hell... Duo: (Nervously) Like Serena falling asleep is something special? Goku: She sleeps more than I train!!! Duo: Now THAT'S alot of sleep. >turned to face Raye. > "What," Lita asked softly. > "Could you...um....uh....you know..." Rich: KILL ME, KILL ME NOW!!! END MY TORTURED EXISTANCE!!! Goku: (As Raye) Let me insult you? Serena is asleep and I need someone to yell at. > "Pleasure you?" Duo: (As Austin Powers) Anytime you want baby!!! Rich: Raye, do you think that you are a domineering bitch who needs to talk to people decently for a change? > "Yeah." > "Sure. I have just the thing for you," Goku: (As Lita) Some cookies!!! Duo: (As Cheech) You can eat just one of 'em man!! >Lita then looked at Amy. >"Amy, in my room I have a bag with my symbol on it. Could you get it?" >Amy smiled, got up, and went to Lita's room. Meanwhile, Lita looked >toward Raye with a gleam in her eyes. Rich: (Singing Dully) And with massage... Duo: See? You can cheer up right now and have fun with it!!! Goku: Yeah, the obscure Rocky Horror joke is a start.. do your best!!!! > "Now, Raye," Lita asked, "how do you wish to be pleasured?" Duo: (As Raye) For all of you to get on your knees and worship me for the goddess I am!! Rich: (Ditto) ... While I hurl insults at you.. Ba. ha. ha... Goku: That's the spirit!! Don't Worry, be happy! Duo: I was until you mentioned that song. Goku: Gomen.... > Raye's juices were now flowing as freely and rapidly as a river. Goku: Geez, the way these girls secrete liquid, one would think they were water fountains or something!!! Duo: (Evilly) I would go to those fountains all the time!!! (Rich smacks Duo on the head) Duo: OWWW!! Why did ya do that for? Rich: Kiyone would want me to, and I needed to release some agression. Goku: (Smiling) You did ask for it Duo. >"I know that some of you think I'm a bitch. ALL: YOU ARE!!! > Well, I guess you could >say that I am, sort of. In fact, I secretly get turned on by acts of >masochism. I've always wanted to be whipped, chained, you know... >stuff like that." Rich: Just what I really wanted to see: S&M. It just seems sick to me. Duo: It is a Hentai. Goku: Then why did the author send it to Sailor Moon Romance? Rich: Good question. And just why is it that fans love taking anime females and putting them in stories where they usually seem to get raped and abused? Duo: Now I am starting to get depressed Rich. Thanks alot! Rich: Well? I wanna know. It pisses me off! > Lita smiled evilly. "Oh, good," she said, "because I need to try >out some of my new toys." At that moment, Amy returned with a >black bag with the symbol of Jupiter on it. "Thanks, Amy," Lita said. Goku: For being cheerful, smart and submissive, just the way the fanboys like it!! > "You're welcome," Amy sweetly answered. > As Lita went to open the bag, Raye began to take her clothes off >until she was only in her panties. > "Oh god, she's hot," Mina thought. "Why does keep hiding in that >smock? I guess it's so that Chad doesn't try and jump her." Duo: Or maybe it is because it is the requirements of her temple? We don't see nuns running around in miniskirts and high heels very often either do we? Goku: Relax Duo. It is just a Hentai. They never make too much sense. Duo: God, I am starting to sound like Rich! > "Raye," Lita commanded. "Come here." > Now it was Raye's turn to be ordered. She walked toward Lita >with a smile on her face and pussy juice flowing down her legs. Duo: This has gone from being kinky to being sick. Rich: Yup. It's a hentai. > When Raye was near Lita, Lita then gave another command. >"Turn around." Rich: (Singing) Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears. Goku: Such a good song does not belong anywhere near this fic! Rich: But it does help me deal with the pain. Duo: So what's there to help me deal with it? Goku: I think there are cameras in every room, would that help? You will know that your fellow shipmates are close by and ready to fight by your side!! Duo: Now I just need a VCR to tape some of the moments I would want to keep forever. Rich: Say the ones where Misato and Kiyone are in an undressed state? Duo: I never said that! Rich: (Whispering to Duo) Get 2 VCRs. I want a copy. Goku: I heard that. Duo: Would half of my food make you forget? Goku: Sure!!! And you have to train with me 1 hour a day. Rich: We better order a couple dozen first aid kits then.. > Raye turned around. Lita was able to find her leather whip in >the bag and prepared to whip Raye, but stopped at the last moment. Duo: Hey Lita!! Can we use the whip to hang the author of this shit? Goku: (Singing) Whip it!! Whip it good!!! > "I...I...I can't do it," Lita admitted. "I can't whip your back >like this, Raye. I don't want to hurt you like that. I just don't." All: AWWWWWW!! How sweet of you!!! > Raye turned her head around to face Lita. "I know," she replied. >"Don't worry, I have an idea. Mina, get up so Lita can sit on the >couch." Mina got up and when she did, Lita, bag in hand, took a >seat with Raye standing on Lita's left. Raye then took her panties >off and laid on Lita's lap. "Spank me. I'm a bad girl." Goku: (In a British woman's voice) All of us. And then the oral sex... > Lita did just that, soft at first. She could hear Raye moaning >a bit. Then Lita smacked Raye's ass a bit harder. Raye let out >a pleasure cry and said only one word: "Harder." Rich: I abhor violence to women, but I wish someone would smack her in the face a few times. She is too mean to Serena!! Goku: Chi Chi hits me all the time. I guess I do deserve it sometimes.. Duo: Dude, you can blow up planets!!! I doubt it hurts.. Goku: I kinda like it though.... Rich: That is more than we needed to know about your private life!! > From then on, Lita smacked Raye's butt with everything she had with >Raye letting out loud shrills. Rich: Pikaa!!!! Duo: For Raye it would be Char!!! Goku: Sailormon. Gotta catch em all!! Whether it was in pain or pleasure, >Lita didn't quite know. That is, until after a few swats, she >noticed that Raye was using two of her fingers to soothe her own >aching pussy. Lita forcefully removed them and with her other hand >grabbed Raye's hair and yanked her head up. Duo: Are these the Sailor Scouts or the Sailor Contortionists? Rich: (Grinning a little) I bet you would like to find out! Duo: DAMN STRAIGHT!!! > Lita kissed Raye >passionately and said, "You can't do that. You've been a bad girl, >remember?" Goku: (Singing) Do you remember when your eyes met mine? Rich & Duo : AGHHH!!! Minmei music!!!!! Goku: What's wrong with that? Duo: I'll explain later. It takes a while.. While she still had Raye by the hair, Lita resumed >spanking her with even more intensity. She noticed that Raye had >gone back to soothing her pussy with her fingers. Lita then pushed >Raye off her lap and looked down on her with a stern expression. > "I told you not to do that," Lita said angrily. "Now I'll have to >punish you. Goku: (As Lita) We are going to stick you in a satellite and make you view bad fanfics and Doujinshi(SP?) Duo: WAAAAGH!!! Rich: What? Duo: That is what they are doing to us!!! Goku: I know it is bad, but it is not that bad.. Duo: No man, this is sorta like being thirsty in the desert and watching someone else drinking water!!! I am soo horny and can't do anything about it!!! Rich: (Whispering to Goku) Remind me to disinfect the bathroom when we get out of this fic.. Goku: Remind me to stay off the seat! >Stand over there." She pointed to one end of the >coffee table and Raye walked over there. Lita reached into her bag >and pulled out two pair of fuzzy handcuffs. She walked over behind >Raye, bent her over, and proceeded to handcuff her wrists to the legs of >the table, one on each end. Rich: Those Japanese tables are usually pretty low to the ground. That is one hell of an angle to be standing at!! Duo: It must be the Prison Shower Position. Goku: Duo, you are giving me some really BAAAD images today.. Duo: I am a teenager. I am supposed to be a sick pervert. Rich: Then you are doing a great job. Duo: Thank you. > "Now for your punishment," Lita said forcefully. She again reached >into her bag and this time pulled out a 1 and 1/4 inch thick >vibrator. Lita turned the vibrator on and was amused by its low >buzzing noise. She then licked the tip and slowly inserted it into >Raye. Rich: What, an Intern Simulator? Goku: Huh? Rich: It's a hummer!!! Duo: I knew you had it in ya!!! Goku: (Mumbling) I dunno which is worse: the Depressed Rich, or the Dirty Minded Rich. Duo: Can't forget the Ranting About Injustice Rich!!!! > At first, Raye's crotch shot out in pain, but after all of her >spankings, it quickly turned into sheer pleasure. She began to moan >softly at first, then aloud. Goku: So, she was moaning softly, but it wasn't aloud? Duo: She was moaning softly in her mind then? She couldn't believe what was going >on. Here she was, in a position that she always wanted to be in >with Lita giving her the ultimate pleasure trip. Rich: (In a Russian accent) For your ultimate pleasure trip we vill send you to Siberia!! She had really >wanted Darien or even Chad to do this, but right now Lita would do. Duo: Yeah, she would much rather have the guys use a sex toy on her. Goku: Those 2 are not exactly the most masculine guys there ever were. Maybe they have to make up for a lack of something? Rich: It would explain why Tuxy Boy always gets caught by the villains, and throws roses.. > Mina and Amy looked on in amazement. They thought that >what happened with Lita and Serena was extreme until they saw this. All: Go to the Extreme!! Do the Dew!!! >Amy was starting to become aroused again while Mina's arousal was >reaching new heights. Rich: So high, there was no air pressure and she did a Fist of the North Star!! Goku: (As Kenshiro) You are dead already. You just don't know it yet!! >Mina then began to think of her own greatest >pleasure and wondered if Lita could make it come true. Duo: (As Raye) My plans for world domination!!! > Suddenly, Lita removed the vibrator before Raye had reached orgasm. >"Hey," Raye shouted, "don't stop. Please, keep going." However, >Lita lifted Raye's head and slapped her. All: YAAAY!!! > "You don't deserve any more," Lita said with all of her anger. > "Please, give me more. Please,please, please!!!" Raye requested tearfully. > "Okay, but what do you say?" Rich: Ba Weep, Gra Na Weep Ninny Bon? Goku: Nobody's gonna get that joke. Duo: This fanfic is the joke, so don't worry about it. > "Please......my mistress?" > "Hmmm.......all right, that works." Lita put the vibrator back >into Raye. Raye went back to shouting out in pleasure. Suddenly, >Raye felt her pussy contracting on the vibrator. Duo: Yes vibrator, we need that building done in 8 months. Rich: Ok pussy, but the construction will be slowed down in the winter. Goku: Next on PBS: The trials of the construction worker. >All she could do >was let out a cry so loud that it woke Serena up, who slept through >all that happened before. Goku: If it woke Serena up, it must have caused the entire building to hear what was going on. Rich: Yeah. They oughta charge admission. They could make a shitload of money to all the Hentai. Duo: All those poor broke College students would have to start selling drugs or something.. > Lita saw the vibrator being pushed out as Raye's cum forced it out. >When it dropped to the floor, Lita picked it up and turned it off. > "Raye," Serena asked, "Why are you tied up like this? What happened?" > "The same that happened to you," Raye answered. "I had my >sexual fantasy come true." > While this was going on, Lita uncuffed Raye and put them back in her >bag. Goku: (As Lita) Raye, handcuffs, back in the bag. We are finished with you today puppet!! > Meanwhile, Mina had now become uncontrollably horny..... All: We will not do the FMJ line..... >******************************************************************* >END OF CHAPTER THREE > Well, this was a short chapter. Sorry about that. Goku: The shorter the better!! >Remember, my entire fic is up for some revising. Rich: Quick revision tip: C:\Format C: > Next time.....Mina is left and what will she do? Find >out in chapter four. Duo: Do we haveta? > One more thing.....I would like to personally >thank Nate Faver for sending me the idea for the vibrator. >Thanks, Nate. Goku: Another likely target for a Spirit Bomb. >Email me: dupontr@river.it.gvsu.edu >Put "Evening at Lita's" in the subject line, please. >This is Vermilion. See ya in #4. Rich: Let's get out of here!!!! (They leave the theater) Lotor: (To Bobo) Quit bugging me about those boxes!! I don't care!!! -Ahem!!!- So men, how did you enjoy this episode? Rich: There are some things people just don't need to know about one another. We know them now. (Goku turns a little green when he sees Misato stagger out of the Bathroom.) Misato: (Much less inebriated) Waas the problem Goku? Goku: (Nervously) Well you see D-- (Rich steps on his foot as hard as he is able) Goku: Uhhh.. Duo was concerned you might be in there sick. Kiyone: That was so nice of you Duo!! Bko: Lotor, we will have to cut this short, the mail just arrived!! Lotor: Well then, I will wish you a Happy New Year and be off. Next time it is the 2 ladies, and a special guest. And Misato? Try to be a good girl will you? Bko can be... grating at times.... Misato: Ummm... Nahhhhh.. (The screen goes off.) Kiyone: We have unpacked most of the things we ordered this time. Goku: Great!! I need more workout gear!!! I have to keep strong!! Misato: Is that all you ever talk about? Goku: Mostly. Rich: (Grinning Evilly) I see you 2 ladies watching his workouts pretty darn intently... (Misato chucks a beer bottle at his head, it misses him by inches.) Duo: Hehe.... I just thought of something. Kiyone: What? Duo: That credit card that was here addressed to "Our Lovelies on the Sattellite? Misato: Yes. And? Duo: Lotor and Bko must be getting their bill right about now! Rich: Could you imagine their faces when they see all the charges we put on it? (Everyone Laughs!!) Duo: Scuze me, but I gotta order a VCR while I still have the chance!!! Rich: MAKE IT 2!!!! Scene: The Evil Lair of Bko and Lotor. Bobo is cringing in the corner, and our 2 villains look like they are going to explode with anger.. there is a bill on the ground. Bko & Lotor: FIFTY THOUSAND CREDITS WORTH OF STUFF!!?? Bobo: I tried to tell you. Maybe you should have canceled the credit card after we saw who was put on the Sattellite? Lotor: That card was meant for our blonde lovelies to buy sex toys and erotic undergarments!! Instead those 5 bought Computers, Stereos, and Furniture!!! That does not amuse me!!! I do not work at being evil to entertain people!! It is for me to have my wicked way with the universe!!! Bko: (VERY fuming) To... think... that... slutty... bitch... is.. using... my... daddy's... money... to... buy... beer... is... really... pissing... me... off!!! Lotor: Hit the deck!!!! (Bko's armor shoots off a ton of Akiagama (SP?) missles..) Bobo & Lotor: BKO!! STOP!!! PLEASE!!!!!!! Scene: Outside the Evil Lair. The explosions stop. All is calm. The the roof caves in. All the Baddies: AGGHHH!!!!!!! Bko: MISATO KATSURAGI!! FOR THIS I CAN NEVER FORGIVE YOU!!!!! Lotor: (Mumbling) All this for some blondes? Alura better be able to suck a golf ball through a garden hose. Something has to make this worthwhile! END CREDITS. Usual Disclaimers, work is property of Vermillion and is no meant to infringe/insult yadda yadda. If this one is well liked I will continue the series. Comments, Suggestions, and flames go to bloodcat@99main.com Author Notes: Whee!!! I have finished part 3 before part 2 has even been finished getting reviewed. (So y'all reviewers hurry the heck up!!!) Being the holidays and all I was pretty bummed out, which is why there has been a decent amount of ranting in these last 2 parts. I personally think this one is much funnier than part 2 was, but that's just me. As this is practice for an actual fanfic/original story I might like to do, I practiced with some foreshadowing in part 2. Ya know, that Credit Card/Goodie thing. As it stands, part 5 might be my final MSTing if I decide to do a fanfic. This time I used some obscure jokes to make it a little more fun for me, even though most of you teens out there who are not even supposed to be reading this thing won't get them. Greets go out to: Kei Masaki, for letting me use "Sailing" as the song Kiyone was listening to. True, being a song somebody else wrote and sang, I could have used it anyways, but I chose to ask his permission. (This was in part 2!!!) The Sailor Moon Romance Crew, for allowing me to put my fics up there. Black Isle Studios, for Fallout 2, the best damn RPG out there!!!! The rec.arts.anime.misc crew, whom I enjoy conversing with. We have been doing some creative stuff there, not to mention our discussions about hentai, and its negative (At least to me) effects on fandom. Nightbreak, for taking the time out to C&C my MSTing project. While I did not take all of your sugesstions, I did learn from them. "You go to Hell!!! You go to Hell and you die!!!"s go out to: The guy who wrote Poke-a-mon, the only fanfic so sickening I could not even make it through the MSTing!!! (The guy who MSTed it is a brave, brave soul...) Whoever decided the N64 Rumble Pak and the Memory Pak can not be used at the same time.. Anyone who writes Sasami Lemons. This episode made possible thanks to: Goldeneye, Fansubs of Dragon Ball Z's final 4 episodes, the Ruroni Kenshin Movie, my Pikachu Super Ball, and 103.7 WRX (A Classic Rock station.)