Bishoujo Senshi Sailormoon is property of Takeuchi Naoko, Toei Animation, and Kodansha Comics. Mystery Science Theatre isn't my property, either. No disrespect is meant to the original creators. I've included ways to contact the original author, as well as the un-MSTed version of the story. This way, no one can complain that I'm trying to hide anything. Your comments are anticipated. Malachite's Sexy Kitty [MST] original by Ladyzoisite princesszoisite@hotmail.com Heehee - this is going to be fun! Konnichiwa Zoi! I'm glad you invited me to help; I brought the fancy wine! *Grin* Good. I've got paper cups. So, who else is joining our little brouhaha? Hey you two! Hi Olduvai! In answer to your question Pheebs, it'll be us three and a friend of mine. Stephanie? No, Travellyr didn't think she could stomach this in non-MST format. She promised to read it afterwards. Anyways, I brought someone else along to help us... Greetings, ladies. I am Nerphlyte, the sexy, hormone-laden god. Nerphlyte? Isn't it supposed to be Nephrite or Nephlyte? *Snicker* No, it's not. Ahem - let's get on with this, shall we? [Nerphlyte/Olduvai/Phoebe] Hai, Zoisaito-san! The young girl stretched intensely and got up from her warm place on the dark blue velvety couch. Zoisite, or Zoi Kitty as her master called her, had just had a nice refreshing after - dinner catnap and now she was ready for some fun! *Cocks an eyebrow* Zoi Kitty? I have to say something right here; Zoi Kitty is my pet name for Zoi84; I came up with it a long time before this crap was even thought of being written, and as of now, I'm putting a copyright on it! You oughta copyright that Nerphlyte nickname too. *Seethes* That's not a nickname! *Snicker* Whatever. She was quite an interesting and beautiful creature - being part human and part kitty cat. She had long soft copper colored hair, big green eyes, and pale ivory skin. Instead of human ears, she possessed perky kitty ears covered with fur the same color as her honey mane. And she had a long, thick, tail that matched her hair in color and softness. She could also purr and meow just like a kitty, as well as speak in her human voice. Of course she had just had a dream about kitty stuff, like chasing after mice and drinking milk from a saucer, but that was just part of being a kitty girl. She had both human instincts and kitty instincts. She was a warrior girl who sometimes got these strange urges to play around with colored balls of yarn. Her master was both intrigued and amused by her cute and cunning personality. You've got to wonder just which parts are human... *Looks a bit ill at the thought* I have strange obsessions with balls of yarn... Zoi-chan has an obsession with my balls. Cool your hormones, Nerfball. Teehee! Nerfball; that's perfect! Oh, no... Oh, yes! Heehee! Zoisite made her way down the castle's long hallway to her master's bedchamber. She usually slept there also, curled up next to Malachite in his bed. She nudged the door open and stuck her head inside the dimly lit room. Her keen kitty ears picked up the sound of her master's deep, even breathing. Malachite was asleep. You know, since Nerfball, here has put a copyright on 'Zoi Kitty,' I'm going to stick one on 'kitty' just so I can count how many times Ladytwit uses it in this story alone. It is rather sickening, that all her stories include Zoisite either owning a cat or becoming one. So far, it's upto seven, by the way. "Well, he's slept long enough. He needs to wake up," she thought mischievously and crept quietly over to the large bed. Zoi Kitty sprang lightly onto the mattress and wagged her tail. She loved the bed - it was so comfortable to sleep in or play on. She crawled over to Malachite, who was wearing only his uniform pants, having tossed his jacket, cape and boots to the floor. Zoisite discarded her own clothes - jeans and a soft pink sweater that she had changed into when she got home from her mission. Her jeans, as well as her other pants, had an opening just large enough for her kitty tail to go through. Malachite sometimes teased her by playing with her tail when no one else was looking. She can wag her tail? I thought only dogs did that, to say nothing of transvestite cats! And how can anyone not see Malachite playing with her tail?! It's a furry, orange thing sticking out of her ass! *Snicker snicker snicker* Zoisite put her face close to the sleeping man and mewed softly to get his attention. Her lover remained in his sleeping state. Zoisite knew that Malachite was a deep sleeper. She decided to tease him a little. I've got a question: if Malachite and Zoi Kitty have sex, would it be called 'kitty style?' Teehee! 0_0;; I guess it would be called 'kitty style...' Zoi Kitty brushed her beautiful tail lightly over Malachite's chest. She prized her kitty tail highly because besides being pretty, it had very good uses for pleasing Malachite in bed or anywhere she wanted to! She had excellent control of it and was able to make it do many things. She could pick things up, squeeze them, shake them, open doors, draw or write, and pull off clothes, to name a few. So, she gets herself off with her tail, I take it? Looks that way, doesn't it... Zoisite's tail tickled her lover's nipples, causing Malachite to stir a little with a faint moan. Zoi Kitty giggled to herself. This was fun! She moved her tail all over Malachite's chest, concentrating especially on the sensitive spots. Malachite responded with soft moaning. Zoi Kitty straddled her lover, leaned down and licked one of Malachite's nipples while her tail stimulated the other one. The charm hanging from her pale blue collar tapped his skin. It read "Zoi Kitty", and had Malachite's name on it as the owner, and his Negaverse castle as the address. Malachite opened his eyes with a sleepy groan of pleasure. Zoi Kitty looked into the silvery blue eyes of her lover and gave him a cute mischievous little smile while her tail still played around on him. Malachite smiled back, looking into her big green eyes that sparkled playfully. How nice it was to be awakened by his sweet little Zoi Kitty! I'd be getting my kitty psychiatric help if he woke me up by licking my nipples! No comment! No kidding... *Leers* So, Zoi Kitty, getting any ideas? Heh heh..nope! *Grin* I think Zoi-chan's been holding out on us, Pheebs! Yeah, come on, Zoi, spill it! *Blushes* Uhhhh...back to the story! Zoisite continued to play with Malachite. She licked him more and let her tail roam down to his pants where it rubbed playfully over the fabric of his crotch. "Mmmm…" Malachite moaned at her sweet touch. He reached up and stroked her ears lovingly, causing her to purr. Zoisite's kitty ears were very sensitive to touch as well as sound and when they were touched in the right way, it felt heavenly to her. Zoisite enjoyed the sensation and arched up a little while her ears were caressed. "Feel good, dear?" asked Malachite, petting her head. *Shudder* Beastiality alert... Look, now she's getting off when Malachite rubs her ears. I wonder if my Zoi Kitty gets off when I... Don't even think about it! "Yes," she replied. "Oooooh, Malachite, do more!" Malachite obliged. He wanted her to feel good, too. He pulled Zoisite a little closer and nuzzled her kitty ears. Zoisite gasped with pleasure. She could feel Malachite's warm breath on her ears, which pricked with the sensation. Malachite gently kissed each ear, making her giggle and purr - a very interesting sound. She forgot about pleasing Malachite for a few moments and just enjoyed the caresses her lover gave her. Being part kitty, she loved to be petted more than anything else in the world. She purred throatily. *Tries to giggle and purr at the same time* *Snickers* *Starts coughing and reaches for her wine cup* *Giggles* Heh...Zoi Kitty can't hold her liquor! Malachite smiled. He liked to make her purr. Then Zoisite gave him an impish look and brought her face down to Malachite's crotch. She pulled his zipper down with her teeth and nuzzled what was there. Then she stripped them off. She smiled innocently and slipped her kitty tail into Malachite's boxer shorts. The reaction she got was a slight stiffening of Malachite's member. Purring, she swished her tail around inside, making Malachite murmur in pleasure and even laugh a little because it tickled slightly . He loved Zoisite's tail - it felt so good against his manhood. You've got to wonder "what was there..." A 'slight stiffening?' Please; that guy has a full-fledged hard-on by now! That's eleven times 'kitty' has been used... o_o;; *Sips her wine* Zoisite flicked it around playfully, letting it wander over Malachite's parts. She moved forward and kissed her lover deeply while her tail roamed freely in Malachite's boxers. Malachite wrapped his arms around her and moaned through their kissing. They kissed long and passionately. Then suddenly Zoisite rose up and stuck out her chest - an indication that she wanted her breasts stimulated and sucked on. Malachite rubbed her breasts for her, getting more throaty purrs from his lover. He touched each one lovingly, stroking the soft, fine golden hairs that surrounded each pink nipple. He sucked on them and tasted a little bit of warm sweet milk - she drank so much of it that her body produced some of it in her breasts as breast milk - another little quirk of hers that made her so unique, and so much fun to love. Oh my god. I've never heard of any living species that can produce breast milk without being impregnated first. *Shudder* Hairy breasts...that's such a turn-off! *Snicker* After she had been suckled enough, Zoisite made her tail grip the band of her lover's shorts and pull them down, to reveal Malachite's stiff member. Zoi Kitty curled her tail around it and squeezed gently. She got a groan from Malachite. So Zoisite squeezed a little more, getting more moans. She then proceeded to do her famous "tail moves" on Malachite's manhood. She curled her tail tighter, and moved it up and down Malachite's shaft. Malachite shivered in pleasure. Zoi Kitty smiled and made her tail work really hard to bring Malachite to bliss. Her tail muscles massaged Malachite, pulling and pushing in just the right ways. She was good at this. I'll just bet she is. 'Tail Moves with Zoi Kitty...' It sounds like a kinky exercise video or something. Yeah...really kinky; you'd be a good actress, Zoi Kitty, and I can play the lead male role! Ugh...not interested! You can't deny it, Zoi Kitty, you want my body. Oy oy. *Sympathetically* Poor, poor Zoi-chan. *Snicker* Yeah. Zoisite concentrated on working her tail and kissed Malachite, running her slender fingers through his long silky hair, careful not to scratch him. Her expert tail did the job and she felt Malachite stiffen in her grasp and pour his seeds out. "What a good little kitty you are," said Malachite smiling. Zoisite purred and gave Malachite her expectant "aren't you gonna reward me now" look. Oh my god. It's 'seed' not 'seeds!' This chick obviously knows nothing about the mechanics of sex! *Grin* And I suppose you do, Nerfball? You betcha; I am the sex god...and I can make you all scream my name in pleasure! [Zoi84/Phoebe/Olduvai] *Sweatdrop* "Gladly," Malachite said and took her in his arms. He picked up her tail, which was throbbing softly from all its hard work, and kissed it. Then he released it to kiss her ears some more and Zoisite wrapped it around Malachite's neck. Malachite smiled. That was one of Zoi Kitty's cute ways of showing her affection. He placed kisses all over her ears, neck, and breasts - three very sensitive spots for her. Zoisite hugged him with her tail and purred. What a wonderful master she had! Oh, master, tie me up and spank me! *Raises an eyebrow* Someone's desperate. No kidding. *Sweatdrops* Malachite lay her down and leaned over her. Zoisite's tail wagged excitedly as she anticipated a really good tummy rub. Malachite massaged her stomach in circles, first one way, then another, making Zoi Kitty purr loudly. She just loved having her tummy rubbed! Malachite did this for awhile, knowing how much Zoisite liked it. He smiled, seeing how happy he was making her. I should mention that having my stomach rubbed is one of the easiest ways to get me sick. I wouldn't think kitty-transvestite would be into it, either. So, Zoi-chan, what's the other way? Being tickled. Wai! Ummm, I take that back...Nerfball, get away from me! Mhehehehehehehehe. Here, kitty, kitty, kitty... Zoisite gave a contented sigh and Malachite moved on to her womanhood. He touched her a little bit with his fingers, and her tail stirred excitedly. He leaned down to kiss her there and she laid her tail over his shoulders, letting it rest around his neck. Malachite pushed his tongue into her love tunnel and Zoisite gasped. Her tail jumped up and stiffened at the sensation. Her soft tail hairs pricked. Malachite thrust his tongue forward and back, tasting his kitty's sweet juices. Gross. I've heard of 'love your animals' but this is ridiculous. *Grin* Y'think they've got some sort of protection service for all the mistreated dogs and cats in the Negaverse? LOL! 'Kitty Protection Services' to the rescue! Oh my... Zoisite's tail went crazy and kept whacking Malachite in the head. It ended up in Malachite's face quite a bit and Malachite smiled and nudged it aside. Zoi Kitty purred and moaned again and again in the same breaths, arching her back, trying to push her womanhood closer to Malachite. She wanted his tongue deep inside her. Malachite did his best to pleasure her well. When she came, her tail shot out and swished around wildly, attacking Malachite in its frenzied motions. Malachite laughed and playfully defended himself from her wild tail, until it relaxed a bit and swished slowly on the satin sheets. Zoisite panted and gave a sigh of happiness. Well, I want a toilet made out of solid gold, but it's just not in the cards now, is it? *Grin* Austin Powers rules. Wait. How can Malachite be laughing when his tongue is jammed so far up her... Phoebe! *Blushes* Gomen nasai! *Giggles* It's already happening; you hang out with us for only a few short hours and the virgin mind is already disintegrating! I'm so proud! "I love you Malachite," she said. "I love you too, my Zoisite, my kitty." A bit too much. *Snicker* "Malachite would you do something else for me?" "Yes, love?" Do we want to know? "Would you get me some catnip?" she smiled. "All that fun made me want some." Malachite smiled back and shook his head with amusement. What a unique and charming girl he had for a lover! Life would never be dull with her around. Well, that was certainly...stimulating. Final count: thirteen times that the word 'kitty' was used. Ugh. I'm never going to look at cats the same way again! So, who's up for a nice, tall glass of milk? [Zoi84/Olduvai/Phoebe] *Groans at the bad pun*