TRIVIA! You know, the last time I posted a MST was MAY 6TH, 2002? I could make it a big deal if I just waited until tomorrow, but well, I'm not. This has been in the works for a long time and I finally polished it up. Relatively, I like it a lot. Aaron's, Takeuchi-san's, and Mine. ~Sardinebugfishthing =============================================== tDToM 10 (!!!): Makoto's Friends With A Lesbian =============================================== It was a typical, restful afternoon in the Dark Cathedral thingie. Kyouhansha lay on the bed, flipping through a magazine as he waited for his newly-painted toenails to dry. He happened to glance at the clock. "It's almost fanfic time, Jiushenza-sama." Dark Lord Jiushenza turned from where he had been setting up a chess game, and frowned. "What have we got?" "Um..." the evil henchman managed through a feat of superhuman flexibility to retrieve a folder from the nightstand without moving his feet (Lord Jiushenza noted this with no small amount of admiration) "We've got about twenty thousand tons of 'Wildflowers'... more about Goku's brother... and lesbians." "Lesbians?" "Lesbians, Jiushenza-sama." "We haven't tried lesbians on them yet. Give me that one." Kyouhansha craned around in another pretzelly fashion to hand Jiushenza the pages while keeping toes intact. The Dark Lord accepted the sheaf of paper with an appropriate evil smirk. "Thank you," Pause. "Care for a game of chess?" "Give me another five minutes, Jiushenza-sama." *** >Aaron Gomezu: Aka "The Dirty Vicar." > Makoto's Friends with a Lesbian > >First of all, before I tell this story, let me state for the record >that I AM NOT A LESBIAN! Raichi: Oh... well... me neither. Guys? Maryoko: I'm afraid not. Gomezu: Maybe if you showed me some for comparison.... >Alright, I admit I've masturbated with the others (Usagi, Ami, Rei and >Minako; Raichi: ... Haruka, Michiru, Setsuna, Mamoru, Motoki, Reika, Artemis, and Grandpa Hino. >I'll get into that later). Ami and I even touch each other sometimes >(I'll get into that later, too). Gomezu: [Makoto] And I married Alielle, but that doesn't mean a thing! >But I've never made love to another girl and I don't have any intention >of doing so. It kind of makes things difficult though, Raichi: ..being a sexy female anime character and all.... >since I have a friend who would like nothing more than to bed me down >for a night... Maryoko: "Makoto's Friends With A Plumpuppet." >or two...or three...Well, you get the idea. > >Let me set the stage for you: It was six months ago. My high school >class was being introduced to a new student. Raichi: A Mister Author S. Pervert. >Her name was Yuki Izumo. She had dark purple hair, long and flowing. >Her eyes had a slightly purple tinge to them as well. Maryoko: [Makoto] She happened to own a restaraunt called the 'Nekohanten'. >Her skin was creamy white and, just as a visual aid of course, her >breasts were very large. Gomezu: ...So, she has another set of eyes in her breasts, or do they display information on, say, ways of conserving natural resources? >Abnormally large for a girl her size, but still nowhere near as large >as mine. You know, my breasts have suddenly been growing larger and >larger over the past year. Raichi: [Makoto] I've been growing taller, and hair is appearing in places it wasn't before. Maryoko: Makoto's Friends With Puberty. >People tell me they're the size of watermelons now and some people have >started teasing me, Maryoko: Calling her "Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Naga" and "Amazing Nurse Makoto." >but I don't care. I honestly can't tell you how much I love having my >breasts as enormous as they are. Gomezu: [Makoto] My spine has snapped in half and I have to wear a poncho. Life is good. >I play with them all the time when I masturbate. They really soft, but >they don't sag. Maryoko: The size of WATERMELONS and don't sag? They must be inflated with helium! >They stay nice and round. It just feels great bouncing them around in my >hands. Raichi: If they're as large as she claims, bouncing them would probably decapitate her. >Anyway, I'm getting off topic. Gomezu: Back to typing with two hands now. >So Yuki chose the empty desk right behind me in class. I turned to >look at her, and she grinned and gave me this frilly wave. I nodded to >acknowledge it. Maryoko: [Makoto] It's always a nice day if it doesn't rain. >Then I turned and saw two other girls whispering and giggling and >pointing at Yuki. Raichi: [girl] She was called in from the set of "Evangelion" to do this! Her boyfriend's a secret agent and he doesn't shave! >I couldn't make out what they were saying and I wouldn't find out until >later. Maryoko: Something about 'we were sent for.' >The rest of that day was pretty well normal. The next day, I go to >school, open my locker, and I see a love letter. It was your typical >love letter on the outside Gomezu: But with a refreshing retsyn center. >with the little envelope with the heart on the front. The beginning >was pretty much the same as all the others a girl gets: Maryoko: "Mom called. You forgot your lunch. Pick it up at the office after fourth period." >"Makoto, > >You're beautiful. I'm really attracted to you. Ever since we met I've >wanted you...." > >But the rest was anything but typical. Gomezu: "... to wash my car with your tongue and to wear your breasts as a hat. I would really like to rub a dead squirrel against your thighs. Love, Tuxedo Kamen." >I was thinking whoever wrote that letter certainly had a flair for the >erotic: > >"...I just wish I could make love to you. I would love to reach under >your shirt and cradle your big, beautiful breasts. Raichi: "Since I haven't been able to get to the gym to lift lately." >I would love to rub against your body, kiss you softly on the mouth, >nibble your neck. Maryoko: Play 'pafu-pafu'.... >To take your clothes off slowly, letting the soft fabric rub slowly >against your skin, unfastening your bra and unleashing those beautiful >breasts, Gomezu: ... letting them run free through the town like wild dogs, devouring all in their path. >letting your soft panties caress you from your sex to your thighs to >your feet. To reach between your legs and slowly, ever so slowly start >to..." Raichi: "Whoops, I'm a girl. Guess I can't." >That was as far as I got. I couldn't read any further Gomezu: She didn't want to spoil the ending. >or else I swear, I would have started touching myself right in the >middle of the hallway. My face as red as a tomato, Raichi: [Makoto] And my breasts still QUITE large.... >I quickly put the letter in my case and hurried off to class. I was >almost late. > >Yuki was there to greet me at the door. The first thing she asked was >whether I wanted to be her partner in Phys. Ed. We were starting a new Maryoko: "Lesbian Sex" unit. >girls' wrestling program. Gomezu: Same thing. Maryoko: Don't make me go Metal Fighter Miku on your butt. >"Sure," I told her, smiling, "Just remember, it's your funeral." Gomezu: Is there anything in the rules of wrestling about smothering your opponent with your tits? >I turned around to go to my desk, and there were the same two girls, >whispering and giggling again. And this time they had a third girl >with them. Raichi: They must be Lesbian Spotters. >I didn't have a clue what was going on, but somehow I knew it had >something to do with me and Yuki. > >Phys. Ed. period came quickly enough. Gomezu: Well, reading this. Maryoko: [punches him in the arm] >Too bad it can't end as fast. I may have the physical strength of an >athlete, but I can't stand sports. Anyway, Yuki and I took our turn >on the Raichi: catwalk. >mat. It was funny though, all through our first match Yuki wasn't >even trying. It was almost as if she wanted me to pin her. Maryoko: [Makoto] She also kept making low moaning sounds and rubbing her pert bosom against my face. >I took her down for the three pins. Gomezu: Three pins and a cuddle. >Every time I pinned her our breasts would touch. Raichi: Heck, Makoto pinned her WITH her breasts. There's no way her arms could reach the floor like that. >When you've got two girls with huge breasts, what do you expect? Gomezu: The circumference of a circle? Wait, that's not it. >But every time, she had this look on her face, smiling, like she was >in a dream. Raichi: [singing] Tomorrow was another day... the morning found me miles away.... >We managed to get a second shot at it before the end of the period. >Yuki tried harder in this next match. I'd pinned her twice and she >pinned me once. Gomezu: "The Wanna-Be Wanna-Be's." >I was my own fault. I got sloppy on a hold. Anyway, I had her in a >half nelson and was turning around for the third pin when I received a >shock. Raichi: [Makoto] Yuki stuck my ponytail into an electrical socket. My large breasts lit up like street lamps.... >Yuki reached between my legs and squeezed my crotch! Maryoko: Uh oh. Yuki's found Makoto's little secret. >I didn't know if it was accidental or deliberate. I didn't care. I >acted on instinct, grabbed Yuki by the arm, brought her over my shoulder >and drove her body hard to the mat. Gomezu: "Yuke Yuki! Osorubeshi Makoto" Raichi: Your daily dose of obscurity, friends. >The second I heard her body come down, I knew I'd winded her. Hell, >if I'd really lost it, I could have torn her arm off. Maryoko: [Makoto] I want to be Sailor Death! Gomezu: [Luna] You're Sailor Jupiter. Maryoko: [Makoto] Sailor Rape! Gomezu: [Luna] How about Sailor Anthrax? >I sat her up instantly and helped her get her breathing back. I >apologized profusely and then walked back to the change room, >completely embarrassed . Raichi: [Makoto] Oh, I hate it when I kill people in gym class! Everybody always looks at me funny. >As I made my way, I saw the same three girls exchange knowing glances. > >I walked home and flopped on the bed. Too many weird things happened >that day and I'd be damned if I could make any sense of it. Maryoko: [Makoto] Strange girl all but jumping me in the middle of school... mysterious erotic love letter... it just doesn't make any sense!! >Then that so-called "love letter" slipped out of my case and for some >strange reason I started reading it again. I guess I just wanted to >see what other fun things my secret admirer had planned. As you might >expect, Gomezu: [Makoto] The author really enjoyed this bit. >by the time I was halfway through the first paragraph, I was touching >my body all over. Raichi: [Makoto] Especially my vacant, bleeding eye sockets. >Believe me, if any other girl read that letter, they'd be doing the >same thing. I won't go into anymore detail, Maryoko: This is the "nudie cutie" of hentai fanfiction. >but that letter read like a story in Countdown (that's a hentai comic >for those who aren't familiar with it). Gomezu: Thanks, Mutenroshii-sama. >I slapped the letter on the counter. I practically tore off my uniform >and bra and kicked my case off the bed, sending it flying across the >room. Maryoko: "Speed Stripping Makoto," from Mattel. >I couldn't help it. It was like I was possessed. Oh, the things the >writer of that letter wanted to do to me. I couldn't help but be >turned on. I started tugging at my breasts and nipples Raichi: [Makoto] Come on, these have GOT to be fake! Maryoko: What, her ears? >while my left hand was deep inside my panties, clawing at my hairless >area. Maryoko: Ouch. Gomezu: Not like anime characters GROW pubic hair.... >I came within minutes, squirming and thrashing all over the bed. It >never takes me long to come when I masturbate. I really should learn >to stretch it out and make it last. Raichi: Maybe then this wouldn't read like a series of random vingettes. >But I masturbated at least three more times that day. I couldn't get >that letter out of my head. Maryoko: We're going to have to operate! Raichi: [Gumby] My brain hurts! >The next day seemed pretty typical, which was what I was hoping for. >After yesterday, I wasn't in the mood for any more sex games. Gomezu: Tenses -- your head's worst enemy. >We had a substitute teacher in gym and since she didn't have a lesson >plan, we just played basketball for the entire period. Raichi: [Makoto] I kindly volunteered to let them use my breasts in lieu of basketballs. >Yuki was one of the captains and I was her first choice. I ran by her >side and she hugged me, which was a little more than I'd expected. Our >team won, but I wasn't sure by how much. Maryoko: If it doesn't have to do with sexy girls, we're not about to waste time on it. >To be honest, I wasn't paying much attention. My mind was still twenty >four hours behind me. > >I walked into the locker room after bathing. Gomezu: We didn't get to watch every excruciating breastful minute of Makoto's shower!?!? Quick, somebody make sure Aaron's breathing! >You work up a pretty good sweat on the basketball court. > >Sure enough, there were the same three girls. The smallest one, Miyuki Maryoko: [points] No, HER Yuki. >piped up. > >"Hey Makoto," she said, "First in wrestling and now basketball. Can't >you two wait until after school to fool around?" Raichi: [Miyuki] Yeah, where do you get off playing games in PE class?... I mean.... >"What the Hell are you talking about?!" I cast a shadow over all three >of them, who just started cringing, Maryoko: [girls] We forgot about her trained attack boobs! >"Look, you guys have been talking behind my back for three days now. >I know it has something to do with Yuki. Now, what's going on?!" > >"You...you mean you don't know? You haven't heard about her?" Gomezu: [girl] Haven't you watched "El-Hazard"!? >"Know what? Heard what? What are you talking about?" > >Miyuki walked up and whispered to me. Raichi: [Miyuki] Page seven! >"Yuki likes girls." > >"So? What does that have to do with..." Maryoko: [Makoto] ...with her writing me dirty love letters and grabbing my crotch? >Bang. > >I slumped down Gomezu: [Tuco] When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk. >on a bench as the other girls quickly changed and left. I didn't know >what to think. The hug during basketball, the wrestling, the letter, >it all pointed to her. Oh, but I had no proof of that. Raichi: I don't know, the whole groping thing would maybe point to something. >What happened during wrestling could have been an accident. That >letter could have come from anyone. There are a lot of over-sexed kids >in our school. Maryoko: [Makoto] Like me. >Maybe the hug was just enthusiasm. But I couldn't deny that she was >still paying a lot of attention to me considering we'd just met and >hardly knew each other and... > >"Makoto?" Gomezu: [author] I couldn't help but notice we hadn't mentioned your breasts for several seconds. >I recognized the soft voice immediately. I turned, and there was Yuki, >wrapped in a towel. She had this twinkle in her eyes that I've only >seen when somebody... Maryoko: Oh no, she's going to sing!! >Oh no. I quickly turned away. > >"I thought you'd be on your way home by now. I know you don't like >this class very much." Gomezu: How can you _not_ enjoy a "girls sitting in locker room nude" class? >"Uh...well...I was just thinking, that's all." > "Really? Anything or anyone in particular?" Raichi: [Makoto] I've been wondering who's the guy hiding in that locker with a typewriter? >I could feel her sit down on the bench beside me. I still tried to >keep my back to her. > >"No, nothing...Just some random thoughts, that's all." > >"Really? I don't ever think random. Maryoko: [Yuki] In fact, I don't really think at all. >If I get a thought in my head, I focus on it until it fills my every >waking hour." Raichi: [Yuki] That's what makes me such an effective stalker! >Suddenly the towel I was wrapped in fell to my sides. I could feel a >pair of hands running up and down my back. Gomezu: Get back on the other side of that computer screen, young man! >"And I've been thinking of you." > >I turned my head, still trying to keep my back to her, and she was >naked too. She wrapped her arms around my waist and pulled herself >close, pressing her breasts Maryoko: There, we're back on track. >against my back and snuggling her head against the back of my neck. > >"You're beautiful Makoto. I want you sooo badly. It wasn't enough to >just write my feelings to you. I have to show you." Raichi: [Yuki] Using these graphs I drew on my breasts as a visual aid. >I felt her hands moving upwards, past my stomach to my breasts. I >pulled away hard. > >"How? By writing me ecchi love letters and molesting me in gym?! >What kind of person do you take me for?! Let's get one thing straight! Gomezu: [Makoto] ME! >I won't make love to someone on those terms and besides, I'm not like >you! I'm not interested in girls!" Raichi: [Makoto] And I don't care if I do look like Fatora! >I gathered my clothes and stormed out of the locker room. Maryoko: Is it normal for Tokyo school girls to walk home naked...? Gomezu: The minute I get out of here, I'm going to pack up and move. >When I got home though, I'd had a chance to calm down and I started to >think I'd over-reacted. Yuki wasn't a bad person. Gomezu: A convicted felon, maybe, but not a bad person. >I mean when she wasn't fondling me or proposing to have wild sex with >me, she was a very nice person. Raichi: [Makoto] And so, I became friends with a lesbian. The end. >She was just a little misguided on how to approach me, and there I was >exploding at her. I didn't want to do that. I know how it feels to >look for someone to love you. Gomezu: Sweaty, with a creme-de-menthe aftertaste. >I wanted to be her friend. Still, I had to convince her that I wasn't >interested in a sexual relationship. Maryoko: Maybe you could try, say... telling her that? >This was over my head. I needed some advice. So I called Ami. > >"Makoto, what's wrong?" > >"Ami, can I come over? I really need to talk to someone. It's a >little sensitive." Raichi: [Ami] Geez, sorry, didn't think I was _that_ rough. >"Sure. My mom's away for a couple days." > >"Gee, let me guess what you'll be doing for the next couple days. Gomezu: [Ami] That's right. Cooking my own meals, answering the phone, and feeding the cat. >Well, I've got some choice reading material here that may help you with >that." > >You see, Ami only masturbates when her mother's away. I know this >because I was the one who helped her to start masturbating. Maryoko: [Makoto] And because of the cameras I installed in her bedroom. >But I'll let Ami tell you that story. > >The most fascinating part of masturbating with Ami is watching her >breasts. Raichi: [Makoto] But I'm not a lesbian. >They're not anywhere as big as mine, but her nipples, they're >absolutely enormous. If my breasts are the size of watermelons, then >her nipples are the size of large cherries Maryoko: Or of small hamsters... or a medium-sized rabbit, if you only count the head and not the whole thing. >(and if you don't think that's big, go find some large cherries for >comparison). She plays with her nipples all the time. And when she's >aroused and her nipples get hard, they become swollen and grow even >larger. Gomezu: "The Nipple That Ate New York." >I didn't think it was possible for nipples that size to get any larger, >but I've seen it happen. And I have to admit, when I first saw her >nipples, I really wanted to play with them too. Raichi: Begin unzipping... now. >One time, we were masturbating together and I was watching her lying >back, rubbing her clit with her right hand while her left hand gently >pinched and twisted her huge buds of flesh. I couldn't stand it >anymore. Gomezu: [Makoto] Braaaiinnnsss! >I succumbed to curiosity and temptation,crawled over to her, and >started playing with those enormous nipples, plucking at them. Maryoko: [Makoto] I played 'The Bells of St. Mary's.' >She came about thirty seconds later, but afterwards, she looked at me >like I was a pervert or something, and I really couldn't blame her. I >probably gave that same look to Yuki in the locker room. > >"Uh...if it will make you feel any better, Raichi: [Makoto] I grab everyone's nipples. >you can play with my breasts," I remember telling her, as if this would >make her forget it happened. > >Much to my surprise, Ami grabbed my breasts and started squeezing them. >I'm telling you that girl doesn't know her own strength. Gomezu: [Makoto] Within seconds, they'd popped. >She has a grip on her and she really knows how to squeeze. I started >rubbing myself Raichi: [Makoto] And patting myself on the head at the same time. >and it naturally didn't take me long to come. From that day on, we >made a silent promise to Maryoko: [Makoto] Never, ever speak to each other again. >each other that whenever we masturbated together, we both had >permission to touch each others' breasts. But only each others' >breasts. Gomezu: Elbows are _right out_. >We don't touch each others' genitals. We save those parts of our >bodies for the hands of a lover. Maryoko: That makes it all better. Gomezu: Me! Me! Pick me! >I've masturbated with Rei and Minako, and even Usagi a couple of times >and they've all taught me a thing or two Raichi: [Makoto] Like what Yuuichiro's good for. >(of course I'm pretty sure I've taught them some things), but Ami is >the one I've done it the most with. We've always seemed to have this Maryoko: [Makoto] teriffic kinky gay sex. But I'm not a lesbian. >connection where if one of us doesn't have the solution to something, >the other will. Gomezu: They're Opti-Free buddies! >As strange as it may seem to you, when we masturbate, we usually talk >to each other. Oh, nothing much, just Raichi: [Makoto] "Ooh" and "Aahhh," "Nnn," that kind of thing. >about current events, the weather, what boys we like, just typical >small talk. But Ami usually masturbates alone and she's only done it >with me, except for onetime... Gomezu: Pants should be off at this point. Maryoko: [author] Forgive my digression from the digression. >We were partying at Usagi's house, while her parents were away. Usagi >was a little drunk (from one drink -- she never could hold her liquor). Raichi: Well somebody watched the first season of Sailormoon. We're all very impressed. >I don't know what she was thinking at the time, but her face instantly >reddened and before we knew what was happening, she shoved her hands >down her pants and started rubbing like crazy. Gomezu: [Usagi] Auuugh, diaper rash! >We were stunned for about 30 seconds, we couldn't believe this was >happening. Maryoko: [Minako] So... Scrabble, anyone? >Then all of a sudden, Rei jumped in and started taking off her clothes >and touching herself too (who knows - maybe she got turned on watching >Usagi, maybe she was a little drunk herself). Raichi: [Makoto] Maybe I put fire ants in her underwear. >A few minutes later, Minako and I took of our clothes and got into the >act (I can't speak for Minako, but me, I just joined in because it was >better than sitting around gawking like an idiot at everybody else >having fun). Gomezu: [Makoto] Not -- and this is important -- _not_ because I like hot, steamy lesbian orgies. >For Ami, the thought of getting naked and masturbating in a room full >of people, even though we were all her friends, took a little more >convincing. Maryoko: Or groping, whichever. >Eventually, she unbuttoned her shirt and once the clothes were off, >she got into it too. And if you're a friend and you ask her, Gomezu: [singing] She'll tell you... 'every once in a while'! >I think she'll admit that she had fun that night too. I remember >afterwards we all fell asleep naked in Usagi's living room. Raichi: Prelude to "Shingo's Usual Morning." >Anyway, I really got off topic there for a minute and I apologize >( is it getting warm in here?). Gomezu: Kleenex break! >Well, I went to Ami's house, and I brought the letter with me. I >knocked on the door and when Ami answered it, sure enough, all she was >wearing was a pair of white panties and an unbuttoned dress shirt. Maryoko: [Ami] Shoot, I thought you were the milkman -- I mean, hi Makoto. >"I knew it," I said, "Ever since we did it that first time, you've been >almost insatiable." > >"Get inside," she pulled me in and quickly locked the door, "Do you >want the whole complex to know?" Raichi: The whole _house_ complex? >"Sorry." Gomezu: [Makoto] I didn't mean to turn you on. >"I'd like some things kept private, thank you very much. And I'm not >insatiable! I only masturbate when my mother's away, you know that. >And it's not like it's a need, I just like to do it occasionally. Maryoko: [Ami] Which is why I hang around my house mostly nude. >I don't have to do it every day, like some people I know." > >"Hey, I do not masturbate every day." Gomezu: [Makoto] Other days, I play golf and strangle animals. >"Let's just agree to disagree okay? Now what's wrong? You said you >had a problem." > >Ami took me by the hand and we sat on the living room couch. I took >out the letter and handed it to her. Raichi: [Makoto] There's something I've been meaning to tell you.... >"Well, maybe it's a good thing you're dressed like that, because I'll >tell you, this is going to blow your mind." Maryoko: [Makoto] And we'll need something to mop it up with. >"A love letter?" > >"That depends on how you look at it. Raichi: If you read it backwards, it says "Usagi is dead." >Read." > >"Makoto, you're beautiful. I'm really attracted to you, Ever since we >met I mmhmm, mmhmm, mmhmm, mm...oh...oh wow...oh my God...oh wow..." Gomezu: [reading] Oh wow, mmm yes, yes, mmmmhmm, yes, wow. Love, Yuki. >Ami reached into her shirt and started playing with her huge nipples, >which were already swelling and hardening right before my eyes. Maryoko: "Right before my eyes" meaning "under her shirt and bra." >Once she'd finished the letter, she put it down to give herself a free >hand, reached into her panties and began exploring her own hairless >zone. Gomezu: "Rod Sterling gets a nice surprise." >Then I started thinking of the letter and I started touching myself >too. Raichi: [Makoto] Mmmmhhh... paper... crinkly... _envelope_, oooh! >Within minutes, the clothes were off and we were naked on Ami's living >room couch, exploring every inch of our bodies. I alternated my hands, >rubbing my smoothsex, Gomezu: Say what? >then squeezing my breasts and bouncing them up and down, then back to >rubbing. Maryoko: She should try an upgrade to enable multi-tasking. >Ami couldn't hold still. She was all over the couch, constantly >switching positions, pleasuring one area and then another. Raichi: What do you call someone who's primarily attracted to furniture? Maryoko: Sick. >Eventually we both came and there we lay on Ami's couch, naked, sweaty >and panting (are you getting turned on yet? ). Gomezu: You know... I'm not quite sure just what this story is trying to convey. >"Well, aside for a potential stalker, it seems pretty harmless to me," Maryoko: And aside from the gaping hole ripped in the side, the Titanic didn't really have any problems. >Ami said, getting her breath back, "And we both know if anyone tried >any thing you could break them in half." > >"It's not that simple," I told her, Raichi: [Makoto] The ceremony for snapping people in half is quite complicated, really. >"What would you say if I told you a girl wrote that?" > >Ami's eyes went wide, looking at the letter in surprise, then turning >back to me. Maryoko: [Ami] I deny everything!! >"You're kidding." > >"My sentiments exactly." Gomezu: [Makoto] I am kidding. See you. >"How do you know?" > >"She told me. Her name's Yuki Izumo. She just transferred to our >school and she's in my class." > >"And?" Raichi: And she's actually a powerful android with the brain of a cat. >"And she made a pass at me in the locker room today and I yelled at her." Maryoko: It was a bit more than just a pass, I think. More like a flying tackle. >"Okay. When do we get to the problem?" > >"I'm just feeling really bad about yelling at her. The truth is she's >really a nice girl. Raichi: [Makoto] Which I know, because I've talked to her all of... never, really. >She's just looking for someone. I can relate to that. After my... >parents died..." Gomezu: [Makoto] I stripped naked and jumped on a LOT of people in locker rooms. >Ami hugged me gently around the neck. > >"I know Makoto. I know. But you're not seriously going to tell me >you're attracted to this girl?" Maryoko: [Ami] Because then I _would_ have to kill her. >"Of course not!" > >"Then what?" Raichi: [Makoto] Could you help get her out from under my skirt? >"Well, maybe we could do something to help each other. I wouldn't mind >being her friend, I just want her to know I don't want the kind of >relationship she's expecting." > >"Well, then your solution's simple. Tell her what you just told me." > >"What?" Gomezu: [Ami] Oh... I mean, have hot lesbian sex and talk about your boobs a lot. >"You heard me. Just tell her. Look at it this way. You've already >rejected her and chances are you've broken her heart. Raichi: [Ami] The worst that can happen is she kills herself and the whole thing is on your conscience. >Telling her this could only be for the better, right?" > >"Well, I suppose...Thanks, Ami." I lightly hugged her back. > >"Well, sometimes you already know what to do. Maryoko: [Ami] Other times you're stupid and have to ask me for help. >You just need someone to tell you to do it," Ami looked me in the face >and started lightly rubbing her crotch, "You did that for me once." Gomezu: [Ami] Thank you for toilet training me, Makoto. It means a lot. >I got up off the couch and started putting on my clothes. I stopped >just short of the door. > >"Oh, do you need me to help you clean up in the living room? I'd hate >to have left a mess for you to clean." Raichi: [Makoto] I really meant to go on the papers. >"If you did, you aren't the only one," Ami said, just gathering her >shirt and panties, "I can handle it. Maryoko: [Ami] Now scoot, I've got a client in three minutes. >I'll see you at school tomorrow okay?" > >"Okay, see ya." > >I walked home with a skip in my step. I felt better now that I had a >plan (or at least a plan that someone finally told me to execute). Raichi: [Makoto] Oh, by the way... "I'm not a doll." >Tomorrow, I'd make up with Yuki and straighten things out. Everything >could be fine. I remember I slept like a baby that night. Gomezu: She woke up at 2 AM hungry and with a wet diaper, and screamed until everyone in her apartment complex went mad. >Unfortunately, I hit an unexpected snag that made me question my >confidence in the plan. Maryoko: [Makoto] Tomorrow was Saturday. Foiled again! >Yuki didn't arrive at school the next day. I spent the whole day >wondering and worrying about her. Maybe I went too far with her. Raichi: I thought that's what she was _avoiding_.... >At least the girls who had been teasing me the last couple of days had >stopped, Gomezu: They've taken up Yeti Spotting instead. >but I was too worried about Yuki to really notice. > >As soon as I got home after school, I called her home, but what her >mother had to say didn't make me feel any better. She said that ever >since Yuki got home from school yesterday she was really depressed. Maryoko: [Makoto] She talked all about her dead-end life and the problems with her bridge club, for hours on end. >She moped around the house all morning and she went out about an hour >ago, without saying where she was going. I told her mother I'd call >back and hung up. > >My mind went into a spiral. Gomezu: Well, MY heart is a kaleidoscope. >Where was she? I had hoped she hadn't done something stupid, but that >was crazy talk. Over a spat in a locker room? Or was it so crazy? Maryoko: Yes, it is. >Some people have jumped off buildings for less. Raichi: Most of them were upperclass twits of the year, but that doesn't mean a thing. >Suddenly, I heard my doorbell. > >Yuki was standing in the doorway, with a dozen long-stemmed roses. I >remember my first reaction was more surprise than anything else. Maryoko: [Makoto] I only shot her 'cause she startled me. >"Makoto, I hope you'll find it in your heart not to slam the door in >my face until I'm finished talking. Gomezu: [Yuki] Besides, it would just bounce back, seeing as I have large breasts. >I know you don't have any reason to like me right now, and I really >don't blame you. I was horrible, doing all those things without Maryoko: [Yuki] ever having actual lesbian sex. >considering your feelings. It's just that...well, I'm just really >attracted to you and I'd like to get to know you better. Raichi: [Yuki] If you know what I mean. In the Biblical sense. Nudge, nudge. >All I can say is I'm really sorry and I hope you can forgive me. I'm... >done now, so you can slam the door." Maryoko: Right. [slam] >"Yuki, come inside for a minute." > >Yuki couldn't believe it. Gomezu: [Makoto] _No_, Yuki, into the _apartment_. >She was wide-eyed as she walked in the house. We walked over to my >couch. > >"Sit down," I told her, "You weren't at school today." > >"I...wasn't sure how you'd feel." Raichi: [whistle] Irrelevant and wandering! Two point Wildflowers penalty! >"I called your house and your mother said you were depressed." > >"Yeah...well, I...," she was getting choked up, so I knew I had to >move this along. Maryoko: [Makoto] Before the poison _really_ took effect. >"Look, I'd like to talk to you about yesterday. Look, you just caught >me off guard, okay? I didn't mean to yell at you like I did. I'm not >saying I liked it, but I maybe can understand it. Gomezu: [Makoto] Let me try. Nude, jumping me in locker room. I guess I can _kind_ of understand. >Was there...anyone else at your old school?" Raichi: [Yuki] No, just me. >"Well, there was one girl. She was smart, pretty, she had a great body, >a lot like yours actually. Maryoko: [Yuki] You know... she had arms, and legs, and a neck and stuff. >As it turned out she was attracted to me too. We got together and we >were happy, and then I got the news that we were moving to Tokyo. Gomezu: Next, on "Days of Our Yuki." >I can't tell you how hard it was to leave her. We were together for a >couple nights before I moved here." > >"'Together'. You mean you slept with her?" Raichi: [Yuki] Well, we ate popcorn while watching "Sweet Sixteen" and doing each other's hair. >"Yeah. Leaving her was really depressing. I didn't think I'd get over >it. Then I met you, and it felt like everything just clicked again. I >meant it when I said I was attracted to you." Gomezu: Wow, she mourned for a whole twelve hours. >"I know the feeling. You see, my parents died in a plane crash years >ago. I've been living on my own ever since." Maryoko: Having your parents die is a lot like moving away from a highschool crush! >"Makoto, I'm sorry. That's terrible." > >"Well, let's just say I know what it's like to need someone to love." Gomezu: Let's not and say we did. >I took her hand in mine, looking into her eyes. > >"Look Yuki, I'm flattered, but you have to understand, Raichi: [Makoto] Your subtle flirtations are grounds for serious legal action. >I don't feel the same way you do. I'm sorry. I'd like to be your >friend, if you'll let me, but I can't be your lover." Maryoko: [singing] I've been wanting to ask you, where has all the love gone, and what have we become?... >Yuki lowered her head. There was an awkward silence, then she raised >her head and spoke. > >"Friends it is, then." Gomezu: But I wanted to watch "Frasier"! >She closed he hands over mine as she spoke. She had a weak smile on her >face, but I could sense the disappointment in her voice. Then I spoke. Raichi: [Makoto] To be, or not to be.... >"Uh, I'm probably going to regret saying this, but if it helps, >I...sometimes...masturbate with my friends." > >"Really?" Instantly, Gomezu: Yuki pounced like a tiger! >Yuki's eyes lit up like a Christmas tree, "Have you ever touched any >of your friends?" > >"I...have one friend. Maryoko: [Makoto] She lives in my breadbox. >We touch sometimes, yes." > >"When you touch, does it feel good?" Raichi: [Makoto] It's somewhere on the "good" scale between eating a peanut butter sandwich and having a hot bubble bath. >Yuki was practically salivating. > >"Nice try, but it's not going to work, making me look like a lesbian >so I'll sleep with you." Gomezu: If someone's orientation includes a gender to which you belong? INSTANT SEX! >"Damn!" Yuki snapped her fingers. >"When we touch, it's not meant to be sexual. It's playful. It's fun. Raichi: What does she think sex is? It's not like two girls could have a baby. >And besides, we don't fondle each other. We only touch each others' >breasts." Gomezu: Which would be fondling, but never mind. >Yuki's face immediately reddened. > >"Makoto...Can I please...touch your breasts?...Just for a minute. >Please?" Raichi: The Fanboy Created Lesbian -- a bouncy girl with the mind of a fourteen-year-old boy. >"Oh, I don't know, Yuki..." Maryoko: [Yuki] I'll give you a dragonball? >"Please? Pretty please?" > >"Hmmmm. I...I guess so." > >I pulled my shirt over my head and let my breasts roll out for her to >see. Raichi: She should have to wear those big signs that say "Oversize Load." >For a second, she looked as if she was going to faint. Maryoko: [Yuki] B.O.... overpowering...! >"What do you think? Some people can't handle them." > >The only words she could get out were, "They're so big!" Gomezu: Oh, that's new. >I cradled them in my hands and started lightly bouncing them. > >"My thoughts exactly. And I wouldn't have it any other way. They're >like my babies. Raichi: [Makoto] In that I have to wear an infant carrier on my chest. >I love having them big and beautiful like this." > >I couldn't believe how her hands were trembling as she reached out to >grab them. She gasped as she cupped them in her hands. Gomezu: Just for a thought, somebody could make a fortune introducing the brasseire to Japan. >"Oh...oh wow. They're so big and round. They don't sag at all. But >they're so soft too. I can't believe how soft they are." Raichi: Wow, guys, look! Makoto's breasts are big and soft! >Then she started snuggling her cheek against my breasts. > >"...So soft..." Maryoko: [Makoto] Are you sure all you wanted was a little nuzzle? Surely you'd like to at least _nibble_ a bit?... >That's where I drew the line. I pulled her ear and got her off me. > >"Owowowowowowowowowowowowow!" > >"That was a little much, don't you think?" Raichi: This is where having a shape-changing pig for a stunt double comes in handy. >"I'm sorry. Really I am. I guess I over-reacted." > >"I would guess so too, yes." >I put my shirt back on and we walked to the door. Just as I was about >to open it, Yuki piped up. Gomezu: [Yuki] So, if you've got the girl down on the bed, your tongue down her throat and her legs up on the mantlepiece.... >"What, no goodbye kiss?" > >"You're pushing it Yuki." > >"Come on. Technically, we just broke up." > >"How do you figure that, when we were never together?" Maryoko: [Yuki] I mean, I willingly let go of you. Unless you want a rabid lesbian clinging on your back your entire life.... Raichi: It might help with her balance, actually. >"Oh, just one little kiss, please? Pleasepleasepleaseplease >pleeeeeeeeze." Gomezu: [Yuki] Pretty please with a nipple on top? >She was two seconds away from begging me on bended knee. > >"Oh, all right!" Maryoko: [Makoto] But only if the man in the closet promises not to watch. >Yuki almost squealed, she was so happy. She inched her face closer >to mine and our lips met. Raichi: [Makoto] But there was NO heart-and-bubble backdrop of ANY kind, because as I've stated... I'm not a lesbian. >It was a soft open-mouth kiss, but Yuki took care to make sure it >wasn't French. She stayed on her side and I stayed on mine, if you >know what I mean. Maryoko: [stage whisper] She means _tongues_! >Don't ask me to comment on her kissing performance though. Gomezu: [Makoto] This time I DID use a stunt double. >I don't have the qualifications to rate girls. > >"Damn!" Yuki said after the kiss. > >"What? What?!" I had to admit, I was a little confused. Raichi: [Yuki] I just remembered, I'm missing Prince Spaghetti night! >"It's just that you look great, your body feels good, and on top of >that, you're a great kisser! It's like some kind of sick joke that Maryoko: you're just a cartoon character! I mean! >you don't like girls." > >"The gay community's loss I guess," I told her, "It's time for you to >go now." Gomezu: [Makoto] The author's all finished. >"Wait! Can we masturbate together sometime?" > >"Yes, but call me first, so we can set something up." Maryoko: [Makoto] Like a restraining order. >"Can we touch?" > >"As long as it's above the belt, you can touch anything you want." Raichi: [Yuki] I wear my belt around my knees, by the way. >"............" Maryoko: What, is Ayanami hiding in a drainpipe? >"Are you sure you don't want to have sex?" > >"Will you just get out of here! Your parents must be worried sick." Gomezu: Sure, she's been here a whole... fifteen minutes? >"Oh alright. I'll see you in school tomorrow." > >"Fine. Goodbye." > >I closed the door and locked it behind me. I looked at the roses that >she'd bought for me lying on my kitchen counter Raichi: [Makoto] Is that a little camera in there? >and something in the back of my mind told me tomorrow was going to be >a long day. Maryoko: [singing] Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow... there'll be sex! >So, I have a lesbian for a friend. I don't regret being her friend >because she really is a nice person, Raichi: Imagine that! She's gay, but she's still a nice person! >and when we masturbate she has taught me a couple of things that have >helped make my sessions last longer, Gomezu: [Makoto] Like having a rabid lesbian chase me around, trying to run her tongue up my legs. >even though I still think I come way to fast. The only down side is I >still keep getting the love letters from her and she always gives me >these seductive looks in class whenever I look her way. Maryoko: [Makoto] And whenever I pass her in the hall, she pushes me into the nearest locker and tries to steal my panties. >I have to give her credit, she is persistent. Gomezu: Most stalkers are. >The love letters though have worked to her advantage, because I got her >to send them to a publisher (making sure our names were changed of >course) Raichi: "Chicken Soup for the Horny Soul." >that prints out erotic literature. They decided to make a book out of >them. Maryoko: Called "How Not To Get Laid." >The book should be on the shelves next week. Raichi: And for a long, long, long time afterward. >I know Ami, Rei, Minako and Usagi will be buying copies and I hear they >recommended it to Haruka and Michiru. Gomezu: Haruka and Michiru? Maryoko: So Makoto's actually friends with THREE lesbians. Raichi: That would've made a more exciting title. >Maybe it will give those two some ideas they haven't tried yet. > >As for me, since I have the original works, I won't need to buy a copy. >I have to admit, Maryoko: [Makoto] I'm really, really, really not a lesbian. >sometimes when I'm bored, I read those letters and I always manage to >come up with some ideas on how to amuse myself. Gomezu: Like bulimia. >ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ > The end > >To Audience: You like? Is pretty good, no? If you liked it, send me >your praises. If not, why not? Stand up and be heard! E-mail me >today. Hope to hear from you. Maryoko: Well, I don't know... I don't think I'm the "target audience." >Also, if you have any story ideas of your own about our sailor suited >lovelies that you'd like me to develop you can also send me an e-mail. Raichi: "Ami's Friends With A Lesbian, Too!" >Again, no sado-masochism, because I won't write it. If that's what >you're into, fine, but I don't like it, and I don't see any of the >Sailors doing it. No stories involving Chibi Usa as a child either >or even Chibi Chibi. Gomezu: We appreciate it. Just stick to the lesbians, and you'll be good. >I know there's at least one story out there with Chibi Chibi and I >think that's just sick! Maryoko: Don't let the Evil Ones hear.... She's only four years old for crying out loud! Raichi: Well -- Gomezu: Don't be a fanboy. >An older Chibi Usa is fine, but I don't write about children. You'll >notice I write all the characters at a point in their lives when >they're at least 16 years old (16 being as young as I'll go, I'd really >prefer 18 years or older, like in the story you just read). Also, no >stories with Mamoru doing the deed with any other Sailor except Usagi, >because that's just wrong! Maryoko: Sorry, Mamo-chan. *** Jiushenza-sama smiled evilly as he activated the monitor. Every day now he grew closer to his victory... sure enough, the stupid sidekick's face filled the screen, tears coursing down his flushed cheeks. "Please!... No more! I can't take it! Not in the briar patch, Brer Fox!" ~ ========================================== STINGER: She was all over the couch, constantly switching positions, pleasuring one area and then another. ========================================== Back to the Index