This was an incredible relief after WAEF. Oh, it's dumb, but there's a whole big inept setup instead of just eight pages of "COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK, Oh My Prince Mmm." And since I'm so clever, I decided the MST series gets to be called "The Dark Theater of Mecha." Naoko, Toei, NefliteX, me. -Sardonyx- in a bundle of trouble about Humanities. ========================================== tDToM: "TUXEDO AND THE BITCH" ========================================== "Jiushenza-sama, we may have a problem," the Bishounen Loveslave Henchman tugged a strand of his multicolored hair and frowned. "As it stands, they have no chance of escaping, but if by some device _new_ characters were to be introduced to the mother-world..." Jiushenza frowned, peering over the other man's shoulder. "What are you saying, Kyouhansha?" "Just that right now we have them very well stuck..." Kyouhansha took careful note of the gloved hand fondling his hair and the other rubbing absently on his left shoulder, "... but if any more people happen to show up, say, in a sequel... oooh!" "Go on," archvillain mumbled around his minion's ear. "It... could... mmm... I f'rget." the blonde man was trying valiantly to twist his head around enough for a kiss, "Jiushenza-sama, should we... send them the fanfic now?" "Please." Kyouhansha kicked the button with a bare foot and toppled over into the Dark Lord's arms. * * * >Sailor Moon and all related characters are the property of a bunch of >different companies that I don't know the names of and don't really >care about. If I offended anyone with that comment, I am sorry. Gomezu: That's good to know. >My name is NefliteX. I am a budding writer. This is my first hentai >story, so don't bash it too bad. Maryoko: Let this be known as "tough love." >For all those out there, you can expect to see a few more stories >like this from me in the near future. That was your Raichi: ... last glimpse of a worthwhile life. Right there. >warning. Feel like commenting? You can write to me at >Bad_Bird@hotmail.com. I am using the North American characters, so >that means that Maryoko: ...Canadian cereal runs rampant, and we will probably see the word "goonsquad." >in this story, Zoicite is a woman. Gomezu: Serena is an unassuming store clerk who does burlesque on the side and Princess Mononoke is the man who will change their lives forever. >I call this story "Tuxedo and the Bitch." Maryoko: But its real name is "Raymond Luxury Yacht." >-...- =Position. >"..." =Speach. >*...* =Thoughts. > >-The throne room of the Negaverse. Queen Beryl has called Zoicite >and Malachite in for some reason.- Raichi: [Beryl] I forget. What're we trying to do again? >Zoicite *That's it, I'm dead. Gomezu: Just wishful thinking I'm afraid. >There's no way out of this one.* Maryoko: [Zoicite] Unless by some freak plot contrivance I run into my old enemy and decide to shack up with him. >Malachite "You wished to see us, my queen?" Beryl Raichi: [Beryl] No, I specifically stated you were supposed to be invisible. >"Yes Malachite. I called you to tell you that you have been >promoted. Gomezu: [Beryl] You can take another button off your coat. >You are now my First General." >Zoicite "But that's my job." >Beryl "Do you question my orders? Maryoko: [Zoicite] Uhhh... I'm not sure. Let me check. >That's the last time." Beryl seems almost rejoicing. Gomezu: [Beryl] No more waiting for the bathroom! >Beryl "You are hereby exiled from the Negaverse. Raichi: Time out, that isn't Beryl, it's Prince Arislan! >You are stripped Gomezu: [Zoicite] Already? Well, get to it, then.... >of your rank, effective immediately. You shall walk among the >Humans which we pray apon." Maryoko: [Beryl] Oh humans, please don't fry us with magic energy... don't punish or defeat us, or stab us with a tree.... >Malachite "Your Majesty, please be reasonable." Raichi: [Malachite] Just kill her. Please. >Beryl "Silence, I am not Maryoko: ...reasonable! >finished yet. Zoicite shall walk among the Humans, but not as one. >She shall retain her powers, Gomezu: This is really more "retirement with benefits" than "exile." >but have little control over them. They shall return to her only >when in rage. Raichi: Which is most of the time, really. >Now Go! Gomezu: [Zoicite] Here? >Leave before I change my mind." Maryoko: Hurry, before she decides to do something _really_ awful and give Zoicite a pension. >Beryl holds her hand out at Zoicite, Raichi: [singing] Oh, it's a jolly holiday with Beryl.... >who looses all colour on her uniform. Maryoko: [Zoicite] Oh, if only I'd used Tide! >Zoicite teleports out for the last time she can control. > >Zoicite is packing her things, when Malachite walks in. Malachite >"I talked with the queen, she gave you a slightly better deal." >Zoicite says sarcasticly "Oh, and what is that?" Gomezu: For the love of nubile girls in Sailor Suits, could you GET a better deal? >Malachite "She gave you the rank of reserve General. If she needs >you, I am to come and get you." Raichi: [Malachite] Know what I mean, wink wink. >Zoicite "Don't bother. I'm not coming back!" Malachite "Is that >a threat?" Zoicite throws a picture of them two at him and started >to break things. Maryoko: [Zoicite] It isn't fair! I was supposed to have a @#*$&ing poignant death scene but nooo, I get to live and go free and not have to work for an evil empire anymore and still have my powers and even have a job on the side! > Malachite "Why are doing this? Why are you such a bitch?" Gomezu: [Zoisite] Because I don't have any breasts. >Zoicite continues to throw things. Raichi: [Richard Burton] Ah Zoicite, bonny Zoicite, fair Zoicite, of all the Zoicites in Christendom.... >Zoicite *Maybe because you put out like a girl.* Gomezu: [Malachite] It'd help if you stopped trying to castrate me in my sleep. >Malachite "That's it! Out of my Home!" Maryoko: [Zoicite] It used to be _our_ Home! >Zoicite teleports down to the earth streets. Raichi: For the Other Last Time She Can Control. >Zoicite is walking through the town, not knowing what to do or >where to go. Gomezu: [Zoicite, singing] On my own, pretending he's beside me.... >While walking down an alley, she sees Darrian. Raichi: [Darien] Hey, buddy... wanna buy a top hat? >She calls to him, in a rage, throwing ice crystals at him. Maryoko: Since nothing has made sense so far, I won't even ask why. >He recognizes her, and starts to fight her. Gomezu: He'd probably do better if he transformed or something, but never mind. >The two are now in the alley, fighting like a couple of little >kids. Raichi: [Darien] You nega-poop-head! Maryoko: [Zoicite] You dumb... man! >Zoicite manages to get him on the ground. Not seeing any point in >killing him, Raichi: [Zoicite] Sex then? >since she was not under orders, she lets him up. All: ............. Gomezu: So she only doesn't kill him when she isn't under orders not to. >She surprises him by telling what happened to her, and her new >problem of not having a place to live. Maryoko: [Zoicite] Oh, and I don't have a boyfriend to abuse, too. >Darrian, not knowing what to think, takes her in as a person >needing a fresh start. Raichi: Fresh start, easy lay, same difference. >Now at Darrian's apartment, Zoicite takes a look around. Zoicite >"Like I said before, nice place." Darrian "We were on worse terms >at the time. Gomezu: [Zoicite] Yeah, wanting to kill each other and stuff. >Make yourself at home." Zoicite "Just one question. Maryoko: [Zoicite] Do we tumble into the sack now or wait until we've plodded through some more of this improbable set-up and stupid dialogue? >When is Dinner served around here?" Raichi: [Darien] Well, we could kind of peel the mold off some bread, and I think there's some ketchup packets in the drawer there.... >Darrian *I don't know, but I think I'm going to like having Zoicite >around.* Gomezu: [Darien] She attacked me and now she's demanding I cook for her. What more could a man want? >Darrian shows her to her room, and gives her the tour. Maryoko: [Darien] This is the wall with blood on it, this is my stock of green jackets, and here are my various naughty accessories. >By the weeks end, she is totally comfortable with her new >surroundings. During the week, Serena, Rai, and Lita all dropped >in at one time or another. Gomezu: Mina was already there, living in Darien's refrigerator. >They were a little shocked to have her answer the door. Raichi: [Zoicite] Darien's new roommate-with-extras, at your service! >Smiling and acting pleasant was the last thing they expected from >Zoicite, but they put up with it. Maryoko: [Serena] Could you bitch a little more please? You're unnerving us. >Zoicite was just fine in her new home, Raichi: Fresh cedar shavings daily. >until her curse took ahold of her. Maryoko: She turned into a newt. >After the first week, Zoicite seemed to go into sudden fits of rage. >She would knock books off the shelves, leave ice crystals embedded >in the walls, not to mention punching the same spot on the wall, >leaving blood stains behind. Gomezu: She's planning an expedition to Kilimanjaro! >One thing remained consistant through all of these rage attacks. Raichi: Zoicite was mad, and she broke stuff... TWO things... Zoicite was mad, she broke stuff, and punched the w... THREE things.... >After finishing with a fit, she would always run for the bathroom >and come out happy as a clam afterward. Maryoko: Aw, she just needs her diaper changed more often. >Darrian started looking in the bathroom after one of these fits, >and find a small puddle of something on the seat and at the base >of the toilet. Gomezu: [Darien] Zoicite, put the seat up! ........ Hey, wait.... >One such incident happened yesterday, which changed >everything. Lets look in on that day. > >Darrian "I'm home, think you could give me a hand with these >groceries?" Raichi: [Darien] I bought graham crackers, instant ramen and... more instant ramen. >*Now where could she be?* Darrian looks around, seeing the >following mess: Books off of the bookshelf, slash marks on the >walls, melting ice sticking out of the sofa, and the t.v. remote >hanging from the ceiling like a pinjata. Maryoko: Zoicite's a bit of an expensive houseguest. >There are a few slash marks on the floor under the remote. Gomezu: [Darien] You didn't have that white-haired guy over again, did you? >Darrian "These repairs are coming out of your half of the rent!" >Zoicite screams. Darrian runs for the bathroom door. He opens >the door to find Zoicite on the toilet, Raichi: How impossibly romantic can you get. >a finger up her hole, and a hand on her breast. Darrian stands >there, arms folded with a smile on his face. Darrian "So this is >what you do in here. Gomezu: [Zoicite] Well, this and.... Maryoko: Don't. >Why?" Zoicite pulls up her jeans and walks to the livingroom. >Sitting on the couch she tells Darrian her story. Zoicite "You >know how I've always acted a little out of control before I came >here, right?" Raichi: [Darien] Yeah, I have that effect on a lot of women. >Darrian sits down on the couch, nodding his head. Zoicite "I was >always a little hard to control. This is why. You know how some >woman have massive sexual drives, Maryoko: [Darien] ... No? >well take her, times her by three, add orders from a rotten queen, Gomezu: Two cups of Weetabix, a teaspoon of lemon, and stir. Serves two. >and you have me in a fight. Malachite was always good to me, but >he always held back. I think he had orders from that slut "Queen >Beryl" Maryoko: The Tyrant Formerly Known As Beryl. >to always keep me wanting more. Raichi: [Zoicite] Or maybe he's gay. >I get into fits of rage when not satisfied for a while, making me >harder to beat in a fight. Now do you understand? And now with >the curse that slut put on me, Gomezu: So this would be the slut calling the kettle black. >I can only use my powers when mad. What a drag, huh?" Maryoko: [Darien] Yes, I often... oops. >Darrian "It's okay Zoicite. I know how that is. All: [snicker] >Being without a partner for a while can get to a person." Gomezu: [Darien] So when all else fails.... [Raichi & Maryoko glare] Gomezu: Sorry, sorry. >Darrian hugs Zoicite close to comfort her, smelling her aroma. Maryoko: [sniffs] Lemon fresh! >Darrian hasn't been with a woman for a while himself, Raichi: [Darien] Since I stopped nursing, really. >so he starts to get a little horny himself. Darrian grabs her ass >and squeezes, causing a shocked look on Zoicite. Gomezu: Real smooth, Darien. Real smooth. >Zoicite splits from Darrian, holding her head in disbeleaf. >Zoicite "What Are You Trying To Do!?!" Maryoko: Pinch your bottom, it looks like. >Darrian in a sultry voice "Help." Raichi: [Darien] ... Please. What do I do next? >Zoicite *I can't believe this. He is the second guy to ever want >me like that. The only one who wanted that from me was Malachite. Gomezu: [Zoicite] All those other guys wanted love and commitment. It's been so long since I met a horny bastard out for some cheap sex! Oh Darien take me away! >I have to clear my head.* Maryoko: Nah, it's pretty clear already. >"Why would you want me? Don't you have a girlfriend?" Darrian Raichi: [Darien] Yes. Now get undressed. >"Not right now. Besides, I've always wondered what it's like to >do it with Gomezu: ... another person. >an older woman. One who is probably much more experienced than >myself could teach alot." Zoicite smiling "Do you mean that?" Raichi: [Darien] Enough of this gay banter. NAKED! NAKED! >Darrian smiling "You know I do." The two are close again, >building the excitement. >Zoicite "If you want this, and I want this, who are we to argue?" Maryoko: Let's see... there's morals, decency, common sense and character attributes rooting against you, but go for it. >Zoicite takes Darrian to the couch, sitting him down. Gomezu: [Zoicite] Now, you stay there... while I leave. >Zoicite pops in some music, the stuff with a really good beat to it, All: [singing] And did those feet, in ancient times... walk upon England's mountains green.... >and starts to dance. She dances seductively to the music, >stripping out of her "The Negaverse Sucks!" t-shirt, Maryoko: Cute, real cute. >her custom made blue jeans, and her black joggers running shoes. >She is now dancing in front of him, wearing only her bra and >panties. Gomezu: [Darien] ... Say, that isn't a.... >She walks over to him like a temptress with many years of practice, >and sits down next to Darrian. Darrian starts to clap, but is >stopped. "You haven't seen anything yet." Raichi: [Darien] Uhhh... I saw your underpants. >Zoicite purrs in his ear. She gets on top of the still clothed >Darrian, and starts to kiss him, driving her tongue into his mouth. Maryoko: Unfortunately Zoicite's tongue is a manual transmission. [clunk] [chuffchuff] >While doing this, a hand starts to pull at buttons, Gomezu: There is no hand! THERE IS NO HAND!! >releasing Darrian's chest. Raichi: Whoa! Darien's been keeping secrets! Gomezu: [Zoicite] 36-B, oooh, nicer than Malachite's! >She continues to undress the man in front of her, Maryoko: Leaving the one behind her to fend for himself. >getting off his pants. Feeling a lump down below, she breaks the >lock. Zoicite Gomezu: [Zoicite] Alright, who are you and where's Darien? >"You've been waiting for this, haven't you?" Darrian only nods. Raichi: [Darien] Well yeah... I've had _that_ for a while now.... >Zoicite starts kissing her way down his chest, while pulling off >his boxers. Maryoko: [Darien] I did ask you to stop borrowing my underwear. >With the boxers gone, Darrian's full length is released. Raichi: [squints] >Zoicite sees the rod, and starts to lick all around. Gomezu: [singing] Oh, Zoicite's tongue goes round and round... round and round.... >Darrian starts to moan as she swallows him whole. Maryoko: Ahh, the sheer burning passion of cannibalism. Raichi: [Darien] It's kind of dark in here. >She begins to bob up and down, making Darrian moan and grunt >uncontrolably. Gomezu: Hey, girls before swine! >Darrian's face suddenly lights up. Darrian "I'll be right back. >I have to get something from my room." Raichi: [Darien] My girlfriend, I kinda forgot about her. >Zoicite shows a little bit of confusion, but shrugs it off. >Darrian heads for his room while Zoicite starts rubbing her pussy. > >Darrian returns, holding a red rose in his one hand. Maryoko: [Darien] Sex is for grown-ups and I don't understand it! Your nudity perplexes me and I wear a silly hat! Go, Sailor Scouts, strip, and help explain this to me! >Zoicite "What's that for?" Gomezu: Roses, um, have thorns you know.... Maryoko: [cringes] _Ouch._ >"You'll see." Darrian says as the rose starts to glow. Next thing >she knows, standing before her is Tuxedo Mask. Raichi: [Zoicite] I go to all the trouble of undressing you and _what_ do you go and do? >Zoicite eyes Tuxedo Mask as he starts to strip. Maryoko: [Zoicite] Is this really worth it? >Out of his cape, as he takes it off, he takes his gentleman's cane. Raichi: _Gentleman's_ cane? What's Darien doing with it then? >He continues to strip, getting down to only his mask and top hat. Gomezu: Well that's as alluring as a nude leper on a garbage heap. >He stands before her, naked and spinning his cane in one hand. >Tuxedo Mask "Are you ready for me now?" Maryoko: [Zoicite] You're a very silly man and I'm not going to have sex with you. >Zoicite nods in anticipation. >Tuxedo walks to the sofa, sits down, and starts kissing Zoicite's >neck. Moans escape Zoicite's mouth as he starts to move down to >her breast. Raichi: Only one? Gomezu: It's better than nothing. >Tuxedo starts rubbing her pussy with his cane. Tuxedo "Do you >want this?" Maryoko: [Zoicite] No, but I suppose it'll have to do. >Zoicite moans out a yes. Tuxedo starts to insert the cane, sending >a wave of pleasure through Zoicite's body. Zoicite starts to >scream of pleasure, guiding Tuxedo's head upward to kiss him. Gomezu: I'm torn between a two-faced joke and some kind of remark about flexibility. >Zoicite sends her tongue into his mouth, heightening the pleasure. >Breaking the kiss, Tuxedo moves down to her breasts, licking >circles around her nipples. Zoicite starts to give Tuxedo a handjob, >bringing him closer to orgasm. Before long, Zoicite forces the cane >out of herself, screaming Maryoko: "Ouch"? >"FUCK ME NOW!!" Tuxedo looks at her with a smile on his face. >"Who am I to argue?" he says as he plunges inside Zoicite. >Zoicite grinds her Raichi: ...teeth. "It's almost over, it's almost over..." >hips into Tuxedo Gomezu: Into him, eh? Raichi: [Darien] Are you sure there isn't something you're not telling me? >while using a self made ice cube to stimulate her clit. Maryoko: Aside from the fact that she isn't able to use her powers... that'd really be more numbing than stimulating. >They both begin to pump harder and faster as they build to orgasm. >Suddenly, Zoicite spasms, screaming from the intense orgasm rocking >her body. Tuxedo shortly after does the same. Relaxing in each >other's sweat covered arms, Tuxedo has reverted to Darrian. >Darrian "I'm going for some blankets. Back in a second." Zoicite >"Don't be long." Gomezu: [Darien] Well you should know by now I'm n... oops. >The two fall asleep on the couch, watching t.v. in each others >arms. Raichi: "Dukes of Hazzard," how adorable. >The next day, Zoicite and Darrian go for a walk. Maryoko: Making sure to keep Zoicite on her leash at _all_ times. >While walking, they spot Malachite Gomezu: Avast ye and ho, Malachite sighted off the port bow! >searching the streets. Raichi: [Malachite] I know I dropped my keys here _someplace_.... >Malachite spots Zoicite holding hands with Darrian, smiling and >laughing with her new Maryoko: ... punching bag. >guy. >Malachite "Zoicite, finally I've found you. The Queen has decided >to let you come back. Gomezu: [Malachite] Oh, and she's giving you a 10% raise, more vacation time, and casual Fridays. >I've been asked to come and get you. Lets go." Malachite takes >Zoicite's free hand. Raichi: Never mind the whole "bitch" and "get out of my Home" thing. >Zoicite pulls the hand back, now getting a little mad. Zoicite >"I'm not going back." Malachite "What are you saying? Maryoko: Sounded kind of like SHE'S NOT GOING BACK. >You are making a grave mistake." >Zoicite "Oh no. No mistake. Just to prove it, here." Zoicite >teleports out, All: GAH! >gets her uniform, Gomezu: Whoa! She was naked? >and teleports back to Darrian's side. Zoicite Raichi: [Zoicite] But you can still do my laundry. >"Give this to the queen with this message. Maryoko: ... "For Pete's sake put some clothes on." >I shall not go back and be lead around by the nose when I can stay >here and be truely free." Malachite "I have orders Gomezu: [Malachite] Chicken McNuggets and a small Coke! >to bring you back, and that's what I'm going to do." Darrian steps >in front of Zoicite. Darrian "Didn't you hear the lady? Raichi: No, where?... Oh, Zoicite, right. >She said she's not going back." Darrian brandishes a pointed rose >at the same time Zoicite makes an ice sword. Maryoko: Which she can't do. Go on. >Malachite stands up straight again. Malachite "If you want to be >that way, fine. Darrian, you haven't seen the last of me." Gomezu: [Malachite] I'll get you next time, Gadget. >Malachite teleports out. Zoicite hugs Darrian close. Zoicite >"What he doesn't want to accept is that I found a new Raichi: ...lay. >guy. Darrian, I shall be at your side, always." Maryoko: [Zoicite] As long as you don't refuse me cheap, meaningless animal sex, and I don't meet any good-looking aliens-- I mean, yeah. Always. >*I just wish he would invite one of the scouts over soon for a >threesome.* Gomezu: Isn't that nice and cuddly. >Zoicite and Darrian go walking off, Zoicite holding Darrian's hand. >Zoicite gives Darrian a quick kiss on the cheek and puts her head >on Darrian's shoulder, Raichi: Well, he does need a new one, but I'm not sure if hers is much better. >just in time for the pink curtain to close on them. Maryoko: Congratulations, we've broken the cheese barrier. > TTTTTTTTT HHH HHH EEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEE NNN NNN DDDDDDDD > TTT HHH HHH EEE EEE NNNN NNN DDD DD > TTT HHH HHH EEE EEE NNNNN NNN DDD DD > TTT HHHHHHHHHHHH EEEEEE EEEEEE NNN NN NNN DDD DD > TTT HHH HHH EEE EEE NNN NNNNN DDD DD > TTT HHH HHH EEE EEE NNN NNNN DDD DD > TTT HHH HHH EEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEE NNN NNN DDDDDDDD Gomezu: Enough of this already.... [all exit] ========================================== STINGER: He continues to strip, getting down to only his mask and top hat. He stands before her, naked and spinning his cane in one hand. Tuxedo Mask "Are you ready for me now?" ========================================== ___________ "This's Nothing" (my fanfiction page): http://sardonyx.virtualave.net/ "The Dark City of Mecha" (the epic clash between the forces of Good and Evil!): http://sardonyx.virtualave.net/HAPT/ Back to the Index