This fanfic is probably my personal least-favorite of the ones I've MST'd so far; although it's probably better than the other two, in purely technical terms. I hate lemons like this, I really do. The Guide MSTing isn't great, because there wasn't much to work with, but it is important to have it there, I guess. Sorry. The intro segment is also kind of long. -_-;;;;; Anyway. "TGA" belongs to Romansu, Sailormoon belongs to Naoko etc, tD...oM-ers are mine AND Itadaki Lunch appears by special permission of Toei animation and that Toriyama guy. -Sardonyx- whose ears hurt. =================================================== tDToM 5: "THEIR GENERAL AMBITIONS" Guide and Part 1 =================================================== "Sirs? Your Dark Lordships?" It was a few moments before Kyouhansha appeared, looking flushed and disheveled. "What now?" "What are they after, Kyouhansha?" Jiushenza asked, leaning into the picture. He was buttoning his jacket. Maryoko smiled her most charming smile. "You see, we need your help with a little something. Obviously our last-- ah-- literary experience, 'Tuxedo and the Bitch,' took place in a sort of alternate universe--" "Much like this one," Gomezu broke in. "And 'Saikyo he no Michi,'" Kyouhansha added. "-- but the author didn't have the motivation to write up this diversion from the series time line. So we did." "And we need you to help us by reading some of the parts," Raichimanotakaru finished, holding up a pair of scripts. "I'll just send these up through the mail slot (mail slot? we just made it up) and we can start, okay?" The two villains exchanged a glance, and Jiushenza finally nodded. "Alright, but you'll never escape," "Right," Raichi said, smiling, "Now I think this'll read easier in script format... er... fanfic, if you'll oblige?" There was a woobling sound, and script format was had. Kyouhansha[Sailor Moon]: Episode 33-- Crossdressing is Fun! Hey, Wasn't This the Dub Version!? Maryoko: [narrating] Somewhere in Tokyo. Raichi [Darien]: Hey, that looks like Sailor Moon! And she's fighting crime! That's weird. I'd better follow her. [FX: running footsteps] Maryoko: Elsewhere in Tokyo. Kyouhansha [Serena]: There's a fake Sailor Moon and that isn't good! Eee! Gomezu [Luna]: Shut up. Kyouhansha [Serena]: Oh gosh look, there she is and she's tied to a crane. We'd better go see what's up! All [Sailor Scouts]: Yes! [FX: running footsteps] Raichi [Darien]: Golly! Sailor Moon's tied up! I have to save her! [FX: more running] Maryoko: But the truth was.... Jiushenza [Malachite]: Ha, ha, ha. That's really Zoycite dressed up as Sailor Moon, and when Tuxedo Mask comes to save her HE'LL get a big surprise. Ha, ha, ha. Huh? [FX: swoosh!] Raichi [Darien]: There you go, Sailor Moon, I saved you! Sailor Moon, are you okay? Gomezu [Zoycite, shrieking falsetto]: Oh Tuxedo Hunk! Take me back to your place for some sweet lovin'! Ahahahahahaha! Raichi [Darien]: Well, okay. Maryoko: And off they went, poor Darien unaware that he was about to be sleeping with the enemy! Meanwhile, the Sailor Scouts found Malachite. Raichi, Gomezu and Kyouhansha [Sailor Scouts, falsetto]: Hey, Bleach Bangs! Kyouhansha [Sailor Moon]: I'm the real Sailor Moon, and you're a big Negabooger! You'll never get away with this, you big goon! I stand for Love and Justice, and that means YOU-- oh, dammit, I messed up again! Malachite: I will trap you in a bubble and taunt you! Evil... Negaforce.... BUBBLE! (Huh?) [FX: 'magic energy' noises] Maryoko: Meanwhile, Tuxedo Mask and the evil fake Sailor Goon were 'getting friendly.' Gomezu [Zoycite. Shrieking.]: Nice place you've got here! Ahahahahahaha! Raichi [Darien]: [flinches] Yeah, well. Gomezu [Zoycite]: If you give me your rainbow crystals I'll show you my breasts. Raichi [Darien]: Okay. Maryoko: Poor Darien, blinded by his own stupidity, handed his rainbow crystals over to Zoycite. Her mission accomplished, the evil Negafairy had no further use for Tuxedo Mask. Gomezu [Zoycite]: I lied. You're really dumb, and I never liked you anyway. Sailor Moon says. Ahahahahahaha! Maryoko: And Zoycite ran off into the night. Raichi [Darien]: Oh, Sailor Moon, no! My life is over! [sobs] Maryoko: She arrived at Malachite's side just as he was shrinking the bubble around the Sailor Scouts and they were screaming, et cetera. Raichi and Kyouhansha [Sailor Scouts]: Eee! Eee! Eee! Gomezu [Zoycite]: Ahahahahaha! Malachite, poopsie, we've got the Rainbow Crystals! Jiushenza [Malachite]: Yes. voice: Not so fast, you putrid punks! All: [gasp!] Maryoko: There, atop a pile of boxes, stood a mysterious blonde girl with a red bow in her hair.... Jiushenza [Malachite]: Who the Negaforce... AGH! [FX: machine gun bullets ricochet] Maryoko: She-- EEK! Gomezu: Wait a -- Hey, those are real!! Raichi: Wha --!? Lunch: Come on, hand over the crystals. Jiushenza: But.... [FX: machine gun bullets ricochet] Kyouhansha: [choked] Better give them to her, Jiushenza-sama. Jiushenza: Alright, alright, they're not even real Rainbow Crystals anyway.... [grumbles] Lunch: Ha. Thank you very much. Now, so long, suckers! [FX: motorcycle revs up and speeds away...] [pause] Jiushenza: ... You are getting _such_ a fanfic. Raichi: But we didn't.... Gomezu: No fair! Kyouhansha: How'd she get in here, anyway?.... * * * >A Guide to "Their General Ambitions" Raichi: Brought to you by the Audubon Society. >So you're wondering what on Earth this series is, hmm? Well, first >allow me to congratulate you on reading this in the first place. It >may do you some good later. Maryoko: Is there going to be a test? >Second, allow me to introduce myself, I am known here as Romansu. >That's all you get people. This and that I am female. Gomezu: That rules out half the world's population. >These stories will all be hentais/lemons. They center on the silver >millennium and Prince Endyminion and his Generals. All: [SHRIEK] >Why? Well, out of all the lemons I've read on moonromance.com, I like >the ones from the silver millennium the best. They are always well >written and very much different. Raichi: 'Different'... I'll concede the 'different.' Maryoko: Insights into a culture where "shower hopping" was a sport and not a felony. Gomezu: And never has Kunzite been done such favors. >The ones I am writing are based on the Magna Gomezu: AMBASSADOR MAGNAAAA! >of Sailor Moon, so Zoicite and Kunzite aren't doin' each other. Maryoko: [phew] No doorway to yaoi orgies, then. >They're both guys and do not have a 'thing' going. Gomezu: [author] Nor will there be any 'sport' between them; and no 'business consultations,' 'private meetings,' 'sticky summer afternoons' or 'training.' >Also, each story will have a different sexual theme. I've created my >own rating system for this: Raichi: Oh, that's a nice idea! >T : Gomezu: "Tits"? >traditional. These are you're good old traditional lovemaking all >around nice stories Raichi: They should call those "SAD" for "Sardonyx And Dragonball." [pause] Raichi: Oops, did I just breach the fourth wall? >where the two having sex are a guy and a girl and they do it the old >fashioned way, penis in vagina. (My favorite!) Maryoko: [brightly] Oh, mine too! Raichi: [sinks down in his seat] Gomezu: ........... >ET : Raichi: Ahh, phone sex? >*not* extraterrestrial. Gomezu: Vegeta's out of luck, then. >Instead, it's Explorative Tradition. Guy and girl again, only this >time he might do her in the ass and she might do something like fuck >him with her breasts. Maryoko: Otherwise known as "NUNM," a Notch Up the Naughty Meter. >G : Gomezu: Sex for all audiences. >Gay. Not happy 'gay' either ^_^ This is when I am feeling particularly >>courageous and have Jadeite screw Nephrite. All: .......... >O : Raichi: Opera? >Orgy. Nuf' said. > >I'm using these so that people who happen to read and like my stories >will know what's in them. Mostly because some people like orgies, but >some people like nice traditional sex stories. > >I hope you enjoy them! Please drop me a line at >NovelIdeasOnline@hotmail.com Raichi: That's it for the intro then. [pause] I s'pose it's time for the fic. * * * >Their General Ambitions No. 1 >"Kunzite and Aerin" Gomezu: And a Few Balls of String, and a Hedgehog, and Syrup. >By: Romansu (NovelIdeasOnline@hotmail.com) > >Rated H Maryoko: Dial H for Porn. >This story is meant to be based on the Generals in the Magna, Raichi: AMBASSADOR MAGNAAAAA! >which explains why Zoicite is not a girl and not hanging on Kunzite. Gomezu: Rather he is folded neatly and placed in a drawer. >Copyright blah blah...you people know I didn't write Sailor Moon! I >did, however, make up Aerin. Maryoko: The immortal ACC. A vote of confidence right off. >Please note *this* particular story is a sexual love story. The people >have an attraction Raichi: [author] Oh, wait, not an attraction... an accident. >and then they express their feelings. For more details see the Guide >to "Their General Ambitions". If you have read it, good for you! This >one is also rated T, for Maryoko: "Tipsy." >traditional. > >______________________________________________________ > >Kunzite stood at the side of the ballroom as far away from the other >partisans as possible. Gomezu: Well, SO far we're in-character. >While Prince Endyminion Raichi: Endyminion (n): Underling of the Prince of Earth. >seemed to be enjoying his self-thrown party, Kunzite was not. Rather, >he was rapt with desire for one of the beautiful, young women in >attendance. Maryoko: Yes, he's obviously having no fun at all. >For some reason, right before Endymion's little Ball began, Kunzite >had become hot down to his loins. Gomezu: He gets that way just thinking about Endymion's little Balls. >He smiled to himself as he thought of the most likely reason: Raichi: [Kunzite] Hee hee. I bought a "Playgirl." >the husky knight Miram in her strapy black dress Gomezu: Oh, Endymion invited the lumberjacks! Raichi: It's the previous incarnation of Mari. Maryoko: "Strapy"? >who had turned him down. Maryoko: [Miram] Naw, norright now Kunzite... I gorra go shave. >Kunzite moved swiftly around the room, eyeing each of the girls. He >spotted one in particular and stopped. She was obviously one of high >>privilege, judging by the intricate beadwork in her dress. It was her >dress, too, that caught Kunzite's attention. Raichi: [Kunzite] We're wearing the same outfit! I'm so embarrassed! >The neckline on it was low enough that it hardly caught her milky-white >>breasts. Gomezu: Use Havahart traps for a humane way to catch _your_ breasts! >Then there was her hair, Raichi: On her breasts? >as white as his, but far longer, done in a series of loops Maryoko: It's the rare albino Devil Hunter Yohko! >that fell behind her like pearly rope. Kunzite smiled again as he >caught a glimpse of her blue-gray eyes. 'Now there's one I'd like to >take to my bed,' Gomezu: Taking eyes to bed-- when _absolutely_ all else fails. >he thought. "I wouldn't stare like that, Kunzite. It's rude." Raichi: [Nephrite] Wait... yes I would. >Kunzite turned to face Nephrite. "How do you know I was staring?" Maryoko: [Nephrite] Your eyes were fixed unblinking and there are half-nude breasts about? >Kunzite asked maliciously. "Oh, I just *do*" replied Nephrite. "She's >>definitely your type, it's just too bad the Prince has already charmed >her." Raichi: He made her nose turn blue and her tonails fall off. >"I doubt Endyminion would mind," said Kunzite. He motioned across the >room where Prince Endymion stood charming a different group of women. Gomezu: Endymion'd better be careful, if he stops playing they'll strike. >"He seems to have found a different bunch." Maryoko: He's still looking for the one he wants to peel and eat. >Nephrite shrugged. "Go for it if you wish." He said as Kunzite noticed >another girl approaching them. >This one had a face covered in freckles and very long, fiery red hair; Raichi: Nephrite seduced Pippi Longstocking! >but looked extremely wise and mature for such an innocent face. "But >I've found my own to escort for the evening," Maryoko: [girl] Come on home now, Daddy, you've had enough to drink. >he finished as the young woman slipped her arms into his. >"Goodnight, Nephrite," Raichi: [Kunzite, singing] Goodnight, Nephrite... Goodnight, Nephrite... I'll see you in my dreams. >called Kunzite as the other led his lady-friend away. >With Nephrite gone, Kunzite made his way towards the girl with the >pearly hair. He walked straight to her; and she noticed him coming. Gomezu: Whoops, and that's the end of the evening for Kunzite. Thanks for reading. >Smiling, she curtsied as he approached. Kunzite took her hand and >kissed it luxuriously, taking note of the many jewels that decorated >her long, delicate fingers. Maryoko: [lady] I lose more rings that way.... >"You're one of the Prince's Generals, aren't you?" she asked timidly. >"Yes, my Lady. General Kunzite at your service. And you are?" >"Countess Aerin, sir." >"A Countess? Aren't you young for it?" Raichi: [slap] And he's out! Maryoko: He thinks she looks so young, yet he's propositioning her?... >"No, General." >Kunzite moved to stand beside her. "Then, my lady, might I escort you >around the grounds?" >Aerin smiled. "Certainly." Gomezu: [Kunzite] Remember, when you blow out the match, it means I can kiss you. >Within an hour, Kunzite had shown her the gardens, the reflecting pool, >the grand hall, and even the barracks, and she still asked to see more. Raichi: [Aerin] Could you show me the way out, please? >He was beginning to think she was asking because she did not want to >return to the Ball. Gomezu: [Aerin] I'm afraid I just don't enjoy Endymion's little Balls. >As they walked idly down the long halls in the palace, she seemed to >clutch his arm with an unusual interest. Maryoko: [Aerin] He'd be nice with some broccoli and mashed potatoes, garlic sauce.... >He didn't mind entertaining her before leading her into his bed >chambers, but looking down upon her when they spoke he could see >clearly down her dress. Raichi: [rereads slowly] No, no, that doesn't make sense after all. >It took all his restraint not to become erect at the sight of her >beautiful breasts. >They were stopping as they went, Gomezu: [James Herriot] It's alright, all boy pigs do it that way. >talking about the portraits of royal family when Aerin suddenly asked: >"Where are *your* chambers, Kunzite?" Maryoko: [Kunzite] Right here, right now. >Kunzite's eyebrows raised and he looked down on her again. "Why ever >do you ask, my Lady?" he asked nervously. >Aerin grinned and said, "I would like to see where you live, that's all." >Kunzite very much doubted it, Raichi: [Kunzite] Who wants to see the bottom shelf of a linen cupboard? >but none the less, he guided her up to the north wing, where his, the >>Prince's, and the other General's rooms were. He lit the candles around >the room and Aerin walked around, observing every detail. Maryoko: [Aerin] Wall, wall, wall, other wall, bed for sex. >He returned to her as she stood by the bed and placed a hand on her >silky shoulder, Raichi: She's one of the angora ACCs. They can be pretty valuable, you know. >his inner anxiety rising. Suddenly, Aerin turned on him and kissed him >deeply. At first, he was surprised, but he let it settle and returned >the favor. >She parted and stood back, her eyes seemed to have a fire behind them. >"You came tonight too," Gomezu: [Kunzite] That's the idea. >she said, "with a desire for passion." Raichi: And an appetite for lust. >Kunzite felt a surge of relief wash over him. Maryoko: Oh, Kunzite, you haven't even got your clothes off yet. >Usually, women resisted him. Gomezu: Looks like nobody DOES want to fuck a Royal Guardian. >Too many times had his fun been spoiled by an unwilling brat who didn't >want to give herself to him. Maryoko: [Kunzite] Geez, pick up a touch of clap and suddenly all legs are closed. >But Aerin.... >"You have a private bath?" she asked slyly. Raichi: [Kunzite] When I haven't got an alternative, yes. >"I do," he answered, smiling. "You're a woman of privilege. I'll bet >you have servants that wash you?" Maryoko: What a come-on. >"Every day." >"Shall I?" Gomezu: [Aerin] Yes please, you stink something awful. >She didn't answer, instead she went over to the wardrobe and opened it, >>rummaging through it. She found a satin robe and tossed it on the >dresser. "Draw the bath," she said finally. Raichi: [Kunzite] Oh, sure. Got a pen? >Kunzite obeyed, anticipating what she was planning. Maryoko: [Kunzite] I bet she wants to have a bath! >He went into the large bathhouse that stood just outside the castle, >connected to his room. A moment later, Aerin came in, wearing the robe. >She walked straight past him, not facing him Gomezu: [Aerin] Just pretend you don't notice him, maybe he'll go away.... >as she slipped out of the robe so that he could only see her slender >figure as she lowered herself into the bath. >Kunzite settled himself next to her, running his hands down her milky >back. Raichi: Wouldn't that smell nice after a few days. >'So pale,' Maryoko: [Kunzite] I bet she stays indoors all day long while employing ten-year-old children as slave labor! Mmm! >he thought. He kissed her neck, meanwhile running his forefinger down >her spine. She shivered. 'So you *do* want it too.' Gomezu: That or she has normal human reflexes. >He washed her back gently and then her sides when she raised her arms >for him to. It was something he knew about, for he had servants too, >and one did not speak to them, Maryoko: Yes, the lower classes of the Silver Millennium were without hope, living hand-to-mouth and entirely at the mercy of the nobility. But back to our story. >only motions that could be easily read. Raichi: They're a society of fully-qualified silent film actors! >As he moved the soapy sponge down the side of her thigh, she put her >hand and his and brought it up her stomach, still not facing him. >Hungrily, he dropped the sponge and cupped her breasts with both hands. Gomezu: [Kunzite] I like tits! >To him, they were the softest he had ever touched. Maryoko: [Aerin] Kunzite, that's my elbow. >Aerin groaned and bent backward to meet his mouth in another passionate >kiss. As they kissed, Kunzite pulled Aerin out of the bath and carried >her into his bedroom again. Maryoko: Wet and soapy, that'll be fun to sleep on later. >He laid her down on the bed, separating from their kiss. >He caught the fire Raichi: [Kunzite] Auuugh! Stop, drop and roll! >behind her eyes again and undressed quickly. Aerin pulled him down as >he approached again and into another passionate kiss. Their bodies >rubbed against one another franticly. >Kunzite's member rubbed in between Aerin's thighs and she moaned with >pleasure as it hit her outer lips. Gomezu: Sound effects by the makers of "Gymkata." Maryoko: Pow! Boff! >He lifted off her once again and pulled her legs to the edge of the bed >so that they hung off. Raichi: [Kunzite] Ooh! Can I paint your toenails? >He spread them and ran his hands down her thighs quickly, for he wanted >her as fast as possible, but wanted her to be ready. He opened her >labia to reveal her womanhood. Maryoko: [Kunzite] And for my next trick, I'll pull a rabbit out of her womanhood. >He was pleased to find that she was very wet and had no inner lips. Gomezu: [Kunzite] Mmm... standard color, fair enough taste, reasonable dimensions... I suppose you'll do. >He found that very pleasing in a woman. Raichi: Hence, his being pleased. >He also saw, to his disappointment, that she was not a virgin. Maryoko: She had a large sign painted and affixed to her genitals: NOT A VIRGIN, SORRY. >"Servants," she panted, knowing he might ask, "are for more than doing >the wash." Gomezu: What about Kunzite's sexual history, now? If he's been measuring breast-softness and has all kinds of preferences about genital detail.... >"How often," he asked, concerned. He didn't really like the idea of her >being a slut. Raichi: Get over yourself already. Birds of a feather. >"Only when I need it, which isn't very often." Maryoko: [Aerin] Few times a day, tops. >Kunzite nodded to himself and kissed her clitoris gently, making her >shudder. Gomezu: Really, Kunzite, you don't have to go stampeding for the clitoris.... >He stood, looking very intent on taking her. Raichi: [Kunzite] Me like woman. Woman good. >She looked at him with such a desired, he could hardly resist. She >crawled backward so she was all the way on the bed and Kunzite climbed >back on. She spread her legs for him. Maryoko: [Kunzite] We'll take the foreplay as read if that's alright. >He noticed how innocent she suddenly looked, even if she wasn't a >virgin. He lowered himself over her and slipped the head of his cock Gomezu: [crows] >into her vigina. Maryoko: Where's that? Raichi: South of Pennsylvania. >Aerin moaned. Kunzite cupped one of her breasts and kissed her again, >removing his member, Gomezu: [Kunzite] Well, guess I won't be needing this anymore! >but promptly thrusting it in again, this time all the way. She groaned >deeply into his mouth. He began a steady movement in and out of her, >all the way, sometimes allowing the head rub her clit. Maryoko: Nice of him to ration her stimulation like that. >Aerin did her part by tightening around him as he thrust. To him, she >felt as tight as her first time. Gomezu: [Kunzite] Yeah, except her first time felt more like... hey, wait.... >He kept his motion, kissing her passionately. She ran her hands down >his back and to his buttocks, pulling at his cheeks with each thrust. Maryoko: Careful, better make sure Jadeite's still in the showers. >He kept pumping, so fast that he lost track of his consciousness. It >was pure passion until she peaked, Raichi: On the pumping of his pulsing pleasure pole. >but Kunzite had not, and so he kept on thrusting into her throbbing >cunt. Gomezu: "Cunt"-- one word bound to spoil your 'sekkishiaru romansu' atmosphere. >After a minute of Aerin's moaning, Maryoko: [Kunzite] Would you please shut up? >Kunzite finally had his own orgasm, releasing his cum deep inside her >to mix with her juices. Gomezu: Shaken, not stirred. Raichi: Kunzite likes that in a woman. >He pulled out, cum dripping onto his bed sheets. Maryoko: Mixing with the soapy water, to make sure they have an uncomfy, sleepless night and wake up cranky. >He rolled over and lay beside her. Aerin moved to lay halfway on him, >her breasts cupping his side and one of her legs between his. She >closed her eyes and seemed to drift away. Gomezu: [Aerin] Maybe if I don't look he'll be gone. >Kunzite looked up at the canopy of his bed, barely awake. He felt >content. 'Could the be love?' he thought jovially. Raichi: [Kunzite] Or maybe I just have to go. >He then closed his eyes, and slept with a smile on his face. Maryoko: [Kunzite] I'm a promiscuous chauvinistic snob and my bed is damp. Gomezu: Well, that sucked. [exeunt] ========================================== STINGER: He was pleased to find that she was very wet and had no inner lips. He found that very pleasing in a woman. ========================================== ___________ "This's Nothing" (my fanfiction page): http://sardonyx.virtualave.net/ "The Dark City of Mecha" (the epic clash between the forces of Good and Evil!): http://sardonyx.virtualave.net/HAPT/ Back to the Index