Look down... read the title... got it? Okay, you're done. There is now no reason for you to read this 'fic at all. "EBL" belongs to Miss ParaPara, no offense intended; Toei etc... etc. (I apologise for the song, really I do. But it more-or-less sums up my feelings on this one....) -Sardonyx- "HOW did he oblige them?" "He used to... make them happy... in little ways, sir." ================================ tDToM 6: "ENEMIES BECOME LOVERS" ================================ >Enemies Become Lovers >By: Miss ParaPara >E-mail suggustions, comments, ect to > >This fanfic is very hentai, so don't read if you are under age and all >that crap. Gomezu: Sorry, we don't know how old we are. >The characters it's about are two of ParaPara's favorite Negaverse >generals, Zoicite & Neflite. Maryoko: I always liked Bushroot best. >In the story they stop their fighting for once and finally become >" close" friends. Raichi: The end. >ParaPara says enjoy! Gomezu: ParaPara says touch your toes. ParaPara says jump off a building. >.............................................................. > > > Enemies Become Lovers By Miss ParaPara > >............................................................... > > Zoicite stood in her room thinking what to do. It was such a >boring day! Malachite was off Gomezu: ...attending one of Endymion's little Balls. >training some youma and wouldn't be back to see her for three days. Maryoko: Doesn't she have a job or something? >Zoicite hated the fact that Malachite was always busy with Queen >Baryl's assigned duties. Because Malachite was Queen Baryl's most >highest general and being the most physical strongest youma Raichi: Queen Beryl spent hours doing nothing but smashing her head into walls. >in the Negaverse, he was always busy training others. Gomezu: Not that it's any of my business, but maybe Malachite should be out squashing the senshi in a big energy bubble or something, being so powerful. Instead of training youma that are just going to die stupidly in twenty minutes anyway. >Zoicite felt like she never had anytime with her lover anymore, and >the time they did have was usually wasted. Malachite would want to >watch t.v. or nerd on his computer. Maryoko: [Malachite] Not now dear, I've got to check my porn websites. Raichi: [Malachite] In a minute dear, I'm just in the grue's den. >He especially liked to spend his free time thinking up new plans to >destroy the Sailor Scouts and get the Silver Crystal. Gomezu: Yeah, right. I wonder how long it took him to dream up that ski race thing. >Malachite used to be different when he first met Zoicite, Maryoko: He had all his fingers, for one thing. >which was when Zoicite was a general in training. He told her she was >the prettiest creature in all the universe. Malachite was fun and >lovable Raichi: [Malachite] Lovable, yes... cuddly.... >and even asked Baryl for some free time so he and Zoicite could have >sex. Gomezu: What, does it take him a week to get an erection? Couldn't he squeeze in a little sex after work? >Baryl knew how important sex was to all her youma Maryoko: [Beryl] How important is it? Gomezu: [youma] A lot. >and usually let Malachite have a break from the training. Now Zoicite >had gone two months without sex! She couldn't take much more of this. Raichi: Hint-- look up 'masturbation' in the dictionary. > " Hey Zoicite," called a voice, who had just walked into the >room," I saw some blonde pussy hairs on the bathroom floor. Gomezu: [Nephrite] Sorry, thought I'd gotten them all. >Were you shaving that fish factory." The voice laughed. Raichi: [Neflite] Wake up, limey fish factory! > " Fuck off, Neflite!" Zoicite replied nastily. She had always >been envy of Neflite. He was liked by Baryl Maryoko: In a "hating his guts" kind of way, yes. >and was close friends with Malachite. Gomezu: And he makes such great pubic hair jokes. >She would have to let him know that wasn't her hair. Raichi: Smart girl! > " Those are Jedite's hairs. Gomezu: Jedite's, ahm, pussy hairs? >God you are so stupid, Nef. Now get out!" Maryoko: Boy, that really showed him. >Zoicite laid on the bed, facing the wall. Neflite could sense that >Zoicite wasn't herself. Raichi: [Neflite] Oh no, she thinks she's a box of Weetabix again. >She usually is more nasty and thinks up better names than just >" stupid". Neflite had a feeling he knew what the problem was. Gomezu: [Neflite] Lost your thesaurus, eh? > " You miss Malachite don't you? Don't worry when he gets back >you will have a cock Maryoko: [Zoicite] It's about damn time! >to suck." Neflite decided to be nice to Zoicite since he could see she >was upset. Raichi: [Neflite] Oh, and you'll have boots to clean, too, and puddles to clean up. Gomezu: If she's being polite and he's being nice, I'd hate to catch them on a bad day. > Zoicite turned to face Neflite. > > " He won't let me suck it!" She began to cry. Maryoko: [Zoicite] I only tried to bite it off once or twice! > " Oh Zoicite, it's O.K. Mal's just under a lot of stress >lately. Raichi: [Neflite] Guys under stress routinely refuse oral sex. >I'm sure things will go back to the way they were after he returns. >And if not I think it's time you found another man." Gomezu: I've had hamsters that got lost for three days. Please tell me this relationship involves at least that much commitment. >Neflite was surprised at how nicely he had spoke to her. Not at all >like their normal conversations, which were fights. > > Zoicite was also surprised that he was actually being nice to >her. Maryoko: So, enemies became lovers. The end. >She looked at Neflite for a long while and noticed he looked somewhat >like Malachite. Raichi: Well, they... both have feet. >He had the same muscular build and general uniform, except Malachite >had a cape and he left the top button of his uniform unbuttoned.. Gomezu: For those readers who've never seen Sailor Moon, thank you. >But Neflite was even more handsome with his long auburn hair and deep >blue eyes. Zoicite had always had a secret crush on Neflite, but only >fought and bitched at him so her true feelings never shown. She >pretended to hate him, but deep inside she really wanted him. Maryoko: It's this kind of thinking that got Xelloss and Zelgadis into the sack. Gomezu: Zoicite's Enemy, Zoicite's Lover. >Zoicite could feel the wetness in her panties as she thought of what it >would be like to have Neflite in her pussy. Raichi: [sings tunelessly] AnyTHING goes in... anyTHING goes out.... > Neflite came closer to Zoicite. Zoicite could see that Neflite >had a erection through his pants. Gomezu: Edward Scissorpenis. >Did I make him hard? Raichi: [Neflite] Oh baby, standing here while Zoicite thinks to herself makes me hot. >She thought to herself. Does he really think I'm sexy? Maryoko: In a flat, screechy, transvestite sort of way, I guess. >I want sex! Raichi: Evidence that bad fanfiction is a cry for help. >Please God let Neflite fuck me! Gomezu: I'm fairly sure God's busy wondering why he ever made humanity right now. >She began to rub her pussy through her pants. Right in front of Neflite! >As she did this she groaned and made little pleading sounds. Maryoko: [Nephrite] Hmm, she's giving me mixed signals.... > Neflite grabbed Zoicite's hand that was rubbing herself. He >then started to take off her clothes. Raichi: [Neflite] Wow, no wonder my pants felt so tight! >Zoicite couldn't believe what was happening! >Her worst enemy and secret crush was going to fuck her. Maryoko: Either that or throw her into a cold bath. > " Neflite," she said," I'm going to have to show you that pussy >hair wasn't mine." Raichi: No, it's Jedite's "pussy hair." We remember. >She kissed Neflite on the lips as he started to take off her belt. >Soon she was completely naked. Gomezu: [Zoicite] I am completely naked. >Neflite studying her nude body and liked what he saw. Raichi: [Animal] WOMAN! RRR! > Zoicite had honey blonde colored hair on her pussy. It was the >right amount too, not shaved and not hairy. Maryoko: That completely proves those weren't her hairs! I'm so relieved! >Neflite cupped her small breasts in his hands. > > " They are so small!" he exclaimed. Gomezu: Small breasts tend to be.... Raichi: [Zoicite] All the better to see you with, my dear. >He was worried Zoicite would take offense so he added," They will fit >in my mouth perfectly." Maryoko: [Neflite] Got a fork? Gomezu: A whole _breast_ in his mouth!? >He then started to suck Zoicite's right breast. While he did this his >hands traveled all over Zoicite's soft, smooth body. Raichi: [Neflite] Oh, Zoicite, your cel paint is so soft.... >When his fingers reached her pussy, he stuck a finger in. Zoicite >groaned in pleasure and moved closer so the finger would be pushed up >>farther. Maryoko: The eensy-weensy spider.... > " Oh, Neflite this feels wonderful!" she exclaimed through her >groans. Neflite stopped and took his finger out of Zoicite. Gomezu: [singing] Any-THING goes in! Any-THING goes out! Fish, bananas... > " What the hell did you stop for!" She exclaimed angrily. > > " Because I have a surprise for you." he answered. Raichi: [Neflite] You're on candid camera! >He quickly undressed and a huge ten inch cock was exposed. Zoicite was >>shocked! Maryoko: [Zoicite] Malachite doesn't have one of _those_! > " You're huge!" Gomezu: No, Tom Servo's huge. Neflite is just wearing prosthetic genitalia. >she exclaimed. Neflite started to rub his huge cock over Zoicite's lips. >>Zoicite got a small taste of a drip of sperm that was on the tip. She >liked the taste. Raichi: [Zoicite] Mmm... the lush aroma of sun-ripened pears on the rolling hills of France, yielding a delicate fruity warmth... a fine 1793 vintage, of.... Gomezu: [British] No, that's wee-wee, sir. > " Take it in your mouth and suck it dry!" He grabbed Zoicite's >head and pushed his meat into her mouth. Maryoko: I'm not sure if that's good manners. >Zoicite sucked away at his dick, licking from the base to the very >sensitive tip. After she grown tired of this she decided to go faster. >Neflite finally came as Zoicite pulled herself out. Raichi: [singing] Any-THING goes in! Any-THING goes out! Fish, bananas, old pyjamas.... >The cum got all over her face and oozed onto her breasts. She licked >as much as she could off the still hard rod. Neflite chuckled to himself. > > " You're the best cocksucker in the whole Negaverse. Gomezu: [Neflite] Well... compared to trying to do it myself, I mean. >You suck some good cock. Now it's your turn for pleasure." He >positioned himself so Zoicite was laying on the bed and he was over >top of her. His dick was pointed at her entrance. Maryoko: "You Could Be Here." > " Fuck me!" Zoicite begged," Bang me as hard as you can!" Raichi: Bang the Zoicite Slowly. > Neflite pounded into her. He was surprised to feel how tight >she was. Gomezu: Of course, his penis IS the size of Italy. >He moved in Zoicite as fast as he could. Zoicite could feel an orgasm >coming on and she pushed her hips up on Neflite's downward force. Raichi: [Coily] Noo springs! [whistle] >The huge dick inside of her penetrated her pussy with such a force that >>Zoicite Maryoko: Split in half, thereby reproducing asexually. >had to scream out > > " I'm coming! Faster Neflite! Fuck my pussy!" Gomezu: [Neflite] Oh, is that how it works. Here I was fucking your knees. >She wrapped her arms around Neflite's waist, trying to get him in her >deeper. Raichi: [Zoicite] Come on! You're not quite touching my esophagus yet! > Finally Zoicite let out a soft " ooh" as the orgasm went >through her body. It was like nothing she ever experienced with >Malachite. Maryoko: [Zoicite] _He_ told me sex was all about me making him cookies while he masturbated to Endymion's picture. >She had loved it! Gomezu: News of the day-- Zoicite likes orgasms. > As she was enjoy the last few joys of her orgasm, a still hard >Neflite grabbed her hips and pumped once again. Finally he shot his >warm cum up her pussy. All: [loud and tuneless] Any-THING goes in! Any-THING goes out! Fish, bananas, old pyjamas... mutton, steak.... >Then collapsed in Zoicite's arms. > > " You were wonderful, Zoicite," he said in a calm voice," We >should do this more often, instead of our fighting. Maryoko: [Zoicite] Thanks, but fighting hurts less. >I love you Zoi." He kissed Zoicite lovingly on the lips. >å > " I love you too." Zoicite replied and returned the kiss. Gomezu: Aww, look, it's REALLY an introspective romance 'fic. Convinced? > " Stop! what do you to think you are doing!" A loud voice came >into the bedroom. The voice belonged to Malachite. He appeared in the >door way. Raichi: [Malachite] Huh? > " Malachite, what are you doing back so early?" Maryoko: [Malachite] Don't mind me. Just wanted to play some King's Quest before I catch the game. > Zoicite asked nervously. She could see Malachite's eyes staring at >the two nude generals in his room. Raichi: [Malachite] Duh... something skin-colored... in my bed. > " Malachite, I'm sorry..." Neflite began to apologize. Gomezu: [Neflite] Look, I'm sorry I ate her fish factory! Okay? > " No, Neflite, I'm glad this happened." Malachite replied. Raichi: [Malachite] My Craftmatic will really help your bad back. > Malachite then smiled and started to laugh. Maryoko: Infidelity is FUNNY! > " Zoicite, I'm glad that you took the time to help Neflite >with his sexual needs and your own as well. > >It was a very youma thing to do. Gomezu: It was ugly, stupid, and died after one episode. >I'm especially pleased that you fuck someone other then me. We are >always together and I always have to look after you. Raichi: [Malachite] Looking after you means I like it when you cheat on me. Maryoko: [Malachite] Oh, I let you get killed too. That's part of it. >I see that you have become more independent." Gomezu: Yes, porking your mortal enemy since you could go a couple months without shoving something up your vagina makes you independent. >Malachite could feel his penis move in his pants. Maryoko: It's trying to escape! >He wanted to join in on the fun. Raichi: However, "Petticoat Junction" starts in five minutes. What will Malachite do! > " So you're not mad at me?" Zoicite asked. Gomezu: [Malachite] Let's see. Nude in bed with other guy... let me check the manual. > " Of course not. I love you, Zoicite." Malachite replied to >his lover. > > Neflite noticed Malachite's erection and asked, Maryoko: [Neflite] Did you stuff a retarded plan to kill the senshi down your pants or are you just happy to see me? > " Want to join the fun Malachite? We both can have sex with >her! It can be a gangbang. May be we can even get Jedite to join in." Gomezu: [Malachite] ...What was the middle thing, about the sex? > " Forget Jed," Maryoko: [Zoicite] Jed who? Ha ha ha! >Malachite said," He's such a baby. Besides Raichi: [Malachite] I've only just seen him, in the showers. >he probably doesn't even know what sex is. Now let me join in on this >fucking! I've been watching you two the whole time and I've got some >moves I want to teach Neflite." Gomezu: [Malachite] Yes, the old 'shoving manly sausage roll into orifice' move. It's very useful. >Malachite undressed and the three lovers all had sex together. Maryoko: [Zoicite] Oh, he's been reformed. He never used to take his clothes off in the old days.... > The End > >......................................................................... > > I hope you liked it. Make sure to keep reading Miss >ParaPara's fanfics ( both hentai & non-hentai). Bye 4 now! All: ...[extremely tuneless and loud] ANY-THING GOES IN! ANY-THING GOES OUT! FISH, BANANAS, OLD PYJAMAS! MUTTON! BEEF! AND TROUT! ANY-THING GOES IN.... > E-mail your thoughts to Miss ParaPara at > > missparapara@hotmail.com [Exeunt] * * * Gomezu's haggard visage filled the screen. "Sorry we haven't got anything especially clever for you this time, but there is an important service announcement to be made: if the world at large doesn't stop throwing people who hate each other in bed together, I'm going to wind up sleeping with Kyouhansha." Pause. "Think about it, won't you?" ========================================== STINGER: Neflite cupped her small breasts in his hands. 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