Bring out your heart-shaped sunglasses, IT'S RORIKON WEEK! N&NFNT belongs to Miss Parapara, other standard disclaimers, I forget who "Suddenly Seymour" belongs to, but I'm afraid it isn't me. -Sardonyx- Never steal anything wet. ================================================= tDToM 7: "NEPHRITE & NARU'S FIRST NIGHT TOGETHER" ================================================= >Nephrite & Naru's First Night Together Raichi: Wherein They Play Scrabble And Order Chinese Take-Out. >A hentai fanfic by Miss ParaPara. > > This fanfic is hentai, so read at your own risk. ParaPara >wrote this fanfic about Nephrite & Naru because ParaPara couldn't >find any fanfics on the Internet with these two having sex, Maryoko: Um, I think there are a few. >so ParaPara decided to write one. Is my speaking in 3rd person >driving you crazy yet. Oh well I'll stop. This is my second >attempt at a hentai fanfic. Enjoy and please mail me with comments >to > >................................................................. >......... > > There was a loud knock on Naru Oaska's door. She quickly >got off Gomezu: The end! Thanks for reading! Maryoko: That wasn't nice. >the couch and turned the hentai movie she had been watching off. Gomezu: While she was at it, she turned _me_ off. >It was eleven o'clock on a Friday night and Naru had no idea who >it could be. Raichi: [voice] Burglar! > " Who is it?" She asked through the door. > > " It's a old friend." replied a familiar male voice. Gomezu: Naru's about to regret those years in the mafia. > Naru opened the door Maryoko: "How to be raped and murdered"-- guideline number two. >and there stood Nephrite! > > " Nephrite!" She grabbed him and hugged him tight," How >did you come back to life? I thought you were dead. Raichi: He's actually not quite dead. But he's not at all well. >Oh, Nephrite I missed you so much." Maryoko: [Naru] No-one's drained my energy in days! >She let go off him and stared into his gorgeous blue eyes. > > " I missed you too, Naru," Gomezu: [Nephrite] The afterlife is all full of ugly youma, old socks, and big sweaty guys. >he replied," Can I come in. We can talk about everything." Raichi: [Nephrite] Or have sex, whatever. >Naru got out of the door way and let him in. > > They sat down on Naru's couch. Naru went to the kitchen >to get some tea. > > " Are your parents home, Naru?" Maryoko: Sure, they'll be down in a minute with the whipped cream. >Nephrite called to her from the living room. He noticed a hentai >movie case on the VCR. Gomezu: [Nephrite] "Haruka and Michiru's Steamy Nights," hmmm. >He could feel himself get excited. He knew Naru had been in a >horny mood. Raichi: Here's the windup.... > " No, they left for the weekend. I'm here by myself." Raichi: Aaand the plot device! >Naru said. She came back to the room with the tea. She poured a >cup and handed it to Nephrite. > > " Why did you come here, Gomezu: Why are any of us here? I mean, when you get down to it, it's all so meaningless, isn't it? I mean what do any of us want... >Sanjouin?" she asked. > > " Please call me Nephrite, Naru. I came here because I >have something I want to show you. Maryoko: [Nephrite] I did a really nice watercolor in art class. >Something I've been hiding from you for a long time." Raichi: [Nephrte] I'm gay. >He moved closer to Naru. > > " What is it that you want to show me?" Naru asked. Gomezu: [Nephrite] I bought a new power drill! Isn't it neat? > Nephrite then started to rub Naru's leg ( she was wearing >a dress). Maryoko: Thanks, that clears up a lot of things. >Naru was shocked and blushed. > > " You will find out soon enough." Nephrite replied. Raichi: Oh he's a coy one, he is. > Naru couldn't take this. Gomezu: Unfortunately, they've imposed a ten-day waiting period on purchasing mallets. >Nephrite hadn't ever been like this before. She had to get out >of there. Maryoko: [singing] Downtown, where the guys are drips.... > " Well I'm going to get some cookies from the kitchen. >Want some?" She got up off the couch and Nephrite grabbed her ass. Raichi: Nephrite likes cookies. > " Ecchi!" She exclaimed in shock. Nephrite let go off >her ass Maryoko: [Nephrite] Sorry, I didn't know you were Japanese. >and pulled her on his lap. Naru could feel his erection poking >at her ass. Gomezu: [Naru] I think there's something there that wasn't there before. > " Let's skip the cookies," Raichi: Across the pond out back. >Nephrite said in her ear," I want to give you your surprise now." Maryoko: [Nephrite] I vant to suck... your blood. > Naru didn't know what to say, Gomezu: Maybe the D.A.R.E. program wasn't such a bad idea, after all. >she was too much in shock over Nephrite's strange behavior. Raichi: [Naru] But I thought "sex" was a casserold dish! > " O.K." she replied quietly. > > Nephrite sat her on the couch. His erection was now very >noticeable in his pants. Maryoko: Since the author forgot: Nephrite WASN'T wearing a dress. >Naru wondered what could be in there. All: ...[laugh hysterically] Gomezu: Oh, go home! That's not Naru, it's Lady Zoisite! It was so big. Maryoko: [Naru] Chris Sabat? > " Let's go to your parents' bed," he said, Raichi: [Nephrite] That'll make for some bizarre Oedipal overtones. >" We'll need a lot of room to move around." He picked up Naru and >carried her to her parent's bed. Gomezu: [Naru] No, Nephrite, that's the laundry... no, not that way... no, that goes to the back yard... look, let's just do it here. > Nephrite laid her down on the bed and got on himself. Maryoko: He hasn't figured out yet that you don't HAVE to masturbate if you've got another person. Raichi: [Nephrite] Oh, me... take me away! >He started to undue his belt. > > " Nephrite, I'm scared." Naru started to cry. Gomezu: [Nephrite] How do you think I feel? You shit! > Nephrite stopped and bend down to hold Naru. > > " Naru," he said calmly," I don't want to hurt you. Maryoko: [Nephrite] I just want to jam my manly sausage roll into your nether regions. >I know this is your first time and I'll try to be as gentle as >possible. I love you Naru and I want you to know how much." Raichi: [Nephrite] SO much that I pop in inexplicably and throw you into bed without so much as having taken you to a movie. > Naru stopped crying and looked into his eyes. She couldn't >believe Nephrite had said he loved her. Gomezu: That's commonly known as a "line." >No boy, not even Umino, had ever said such a thing to her. Raichi: Umino probably never grabbed her ass, either. >Naru knew then that Nephrite wanted sex out of love. Maryoko: And you can't get much more out of love than this. >She would give it to him too. > > " I want it." She told him. > > Nephrite smiled. He laid down on the bed. Raichi: [Nephrite] Sorry, I'm done already. > " Take off my pants, Naru. There's a BIG surprise >waiting for you." Gomezu: [Nephrite] That's right... my UNDERPANTS! > Naru moved closer to Nephrite and pulled down his pants. >He wasn't wearing any underwear and his erection sprang free. Raichi: You know, whenever love knocks, he's gonna bounce up and down on his spring. >It was surrounded by auburn hair at the base. He was beautiful. Gomezu: For a guy's genitals. >Naru gasped. > > " Nephrite, you're so big!" She exclaimed. He was huge! Maryoko: Did he have a large penis then? >She touched it She ran her hands around his balls and gently >across the tip of his penis. Nephrite loved being touched. Raichi: This makes "Hills Like White Elephants" look erotic. > " Stroke me!" he said. Maryoko: Muchi muchi shite! > Naru started with slow creases. Nephrite groaned in >pleasure. He hoped she would pick up the speed. Gomezu: That's kind of an expensive habit, isn't it? > " Can I suck you?" Raichi: Time out! No sweet little fourteen-year-old virgin starts out a first time with "Can I suck you"! >she asked Nephrite's penis. She held it in her hands and looked >at it. Maryoko: [Naru] Here's the church, here's the steeple.... > " Yes, please suck it dry!" Nephrite replied. Gomezu: [Naru] Excuse me, I wasn't talking to _you_. > Naru put the huge rod in her mouth. She had never gave a >blow job before, but some how she knew what to do. Raichi: It's not exactly rocket science. >She licked from base to tip. Nephrite was loving this and begged >for more. > > " Suck my dick, Naru. Put the whole thing in your mouth >and suck!" Maryoko: [Naru] _Oh_, no wonder it wasn't working, I was just rubbing my nose against your armpits. > Naru did just that. As she sucked him, she played with >his balls. She rolled them together in her hand. This went on for >a few minutes Gomezu: Et cetera, et cetera. >until Naru could taste a warm liquid in her mouth. She pulled him >out of her mouth and looked at the mess they just created. Raichi: [Naru] Oh, golly, I've just had sex with an evil dead man I barely know in my parents' bed; not only will they disown me but I'm sure to develop all sorts of emotional complexes, drop out of school and become a streetwalker! >Naru liked the taste of Nephrite's cum and licked it all off his >dick and balls. > > " Oh Naru, you were great," Nephrite smiled at his lover, Gomezu: [Nephrite] See you later, then. >" Now it's time to get your pleasure." Maryoko: Popcorn! Pleasure! Candy apples! >He started to undress Naru. > > Once she was naked Nephrite started to run Raichi: [Nephrite] Oh, my questionable sexuality! >his fingers all over her body. He held her breasts in his hands >and licked them. Naru never knew of such pleasure. Gomezu: Naru is easily pleased. >She groaned for more. > > Nephrite continued his licking, but then he stuck a finger >in Naru's pussy. Naru screamed in pain. Maryoko: Vagina, eye socket, he gets them mixed up sometimes. > " I guess you really are a virgin," Nephrite said and >quickly removed his finger, Raichi: Slllap! He's out! Bad luck. >" I thought you told me it was your first time just to make me >feel special. Maryoko: Believe me, you don't need help with that. >I thought a beautiful young girl like you would have had sex at >least a billion times already." Raichi: She's fourteen! Gomezu: [Nephrite] I mean, I thought you were a really big slut. Wow. >Naru blushed at this compliment. She couldn't resist Nephrite's >sweet talk Maryoko: "I thought you'd had sex a billion times before and were lying to me" is sweet talk!? >and didn't really care what he did to her as long as it made him >happy. Raichi: So excruciating agony didn't spoil the mood at all...? > " Try to be gentle." She told him as he positioned >himself between her legs. His dick pointing straight at her >opening. Gomezu: Any particular opening, or should we use our imaginations? > " Of course." he replied and started to push in. Naru >screamed and Nephrite knew it must be hurting her, Maryoko: What tipped you off? >so to stop her suffering he quickly Raichi: Got up off the bed and went home. >pushed himself all the way in and stilled. > > Minutes passed Maryoko: [Naru] Um, is this all that happens? >and Naru realized the pleasure off the hard dick inside of her. >She wanted Nephrite to fuck her. > > " Fuck me!" She shouted at him. Gomezu: At least it's a bit more straightforward than "Wildflowers." > Nephrite started slowly moving in and out of her. Raichi: [Nephrite] Better one... or two? >Naru could feel his dick rubbing against the sides of her pussy Maryoko: I thought it was pussies that rubbed up against other things.... >and she wanted more. > > " I want you so bad, Nephrite," she said, Gomezu: [Naru] Even more than I want a pony! >" Please make me have a orgasm." Raichi: [Nephrite] I'm not making any promises. >She pushed her hips against Nephrite's slow downward thrusts. > > " O.K. But once I start riding I don't stop." he replied. Maryoko: [Nephrite] Ever. > He rode Naru as fast as he could. Gomezu: Hi-ho Silver. >He shoved himself in as deep as he could go. He heard her groans >and knew she was on the verge of a orgasm. Finally Naru cried out. Raichi: And that must be the foreshadowed orgasm. Hurrah. > " Oh god, I'm coming!!" Nephrite stopped to let her enjoy >her orgasm. He could feel his dick harden more and he needed his >own pleasure. Gomezu: [narrating] Here we see a couple of cartoon characters engaged in a life-or-death struggle with an impossibly unerotic sex scene. The male tries to compensate by waving his big Kentucky Fried Chicken around, while the female just sort of lies there. This behavior is typical of characters in the hands of illiterate fops who think with their naughty bits. >He started to fuck Naru again until he let out a loud groan and >pulled himself out of Naru Maryoko: Oh, it's symbolic of his fear of commitment. >just in time to shoot his cum all over her stomach and pussy. >Nephrite rubbed it all over her body. Gomezu: [Naru] Not only am I pregnant, but I'm sticky and you've made a huge mess of my parents' bed. Oh Nephrite, I love you!! > " Nephrite, what do we do now?" Raichi: Um... wash? >She asked as she laid panting in Nephrite's arms. Gomezu: [Nephrite] You stay here and explain this to your parents, while I leave. > " Let's sleep. Tomorrow's only Saturday. We can go >shopping if you like. Maryoko: [Nephrite] Gap is having a big sale! >And there's always tomorrow night." Raichi: Nudge nudge. >He kissed Naru on the lips. > > " Good night, Nephrite," Naru said as she drifted off to >sleep," And thank you." Raichi: She's so contented she can't even wash. Gomezu: Naru is going to be one miserably sticky girl in the morning. >................................................................. >...... > > You can e-mail Miss ParaPara with your thought on this >fanfic. > > missparapara@hotmail.com Maryoko: Guys, I've got an idea.... * * * Red velvet curtains swung open to reveal sidekick and magical girl, with a snickering Raichimanotakaru off to the side. Maryoko wore a sailor-suit-esque school uniform, while Gomezu had donned a long, brown wig. "Why do I have to do this instead of him?" "Because you have a better singing voice, Gomezu-kun. Script please, Fanfic!" [music begins] Gomezu, singing: Take off your clothes, lie down in the bedroom And make sure that "fuck me" is the first thing you say Show me your skin, nude as all get-out I know I was dead... but now I'm okay! [puts a hand on Maryoko's shoulder] Suddenly Nephrite is here in your doorway It's only Nephrite, so don't be afraid Suddenly Nephrite is looking for some way To end up inside you... he wants to get laid! Maryoko [overlapping the previous line]: I know Umino's treated me kindly Daddy's a no-show, but Mom is alright But since I'm dumb, I'll follow you blindly Lie down atop me, and turn out the light! [clasps her hands and spins about ecstatically] Suddenly Nephrite is here in my doorway It's only Nephrite, and I'm not afraid Suddenly Nephrite is looking for some way To end up inside me... he wants to get laid.... Gomezu [overlapping the previous line]: [catches Maryoko and holds her against him] I'll tell you that I will love you forever I'll tell you that we can go shopping all day... Maryoko, singing: [throws her arms around Gomezu] I understand that you're old and you're evil Go for it Nephrite... take me away! Both, singing: Suddenly Nephrite is here in the doorway I have no brain and... such is his luck! Come to me, Nephrite, and I'll be your next lay... Plunge deep inside me, Nephrite... let's fuck! The fanfic popped out of script format as Kyouhansha and Raichi applauded wildly, and Maryoko blew kisses. Visuals changed to show Lord Jiushenza, scowling into the observation monitor. "Damn them. They're still mocking us." "It _was_ rather a good song, Jiushenza-sama..." The Dark Lord sighed. "Alright. But we're still going to have to find something exceptionally... unpleasant... for next time," "Of course, Jiushenza-sama." * * * ========================================== STINGER: His erection was now very noticeable in his pants. Naru wondered what could be in there. ========================================== ___________ "This's Nothing" (my fanfiction page): http://sardonyx.virtualave.net/ "The Dark City of Mecha" (the epic clash between the forces of Good and Evil!): http://sardonyx.virtualave.net/HAPT/ Back to the Index