WARNING: Original story belongs to Alex. Sailor Moon / Dragonball Z crossover. Self-insertion. In more ways than one. There is no sex in this bit, but don't you worry. There will be. THERE WILL BE. MUAHAHAHAHAHA. -- By the way, just realized I forgot to pick a stinger. Suggestions? -Sardonyx- always glad to share her suffering with you lot. ==================================================== tDToM 8: "FORBIDDEN PASSIONS OF A SAIYA-JIN ch. 1-5" ==================================================== >Forbidden Passions of a Saiya-jin Raichi: Starring Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan. > Summary > > Before I start this story I have to explain a few things so >everyone knows what's going on. For starters, I have a character named >Son Alexander, Maryoko: "Alexander"? Shouldn't it be something more ordinary, like "Thong" or "Rice Pudding"? >he is Goku's younger brother. He has been away fighting Frieza since >Frieza came to the planet where Alex was. Gomezu: And he has the name "Son" because... ummm.... >Princess Chicka is my girlfriend's character. She is the younger sister >of Vegeta. Raichi: She must be named after chick-peas. >Alex and Chicka Maryoko: --Chicka-Bow-Wow. > fell in love before Frieza came to kill them. Goku came to save them. >Alex had his hidden power awakened by Goku. Gomezu: [Alex] Hey Bro, could you awaken my hidden power? Thanks. >Frieza, again was totally out classed when Alex transformed into a >Super Saiya-jin and killed him with ease. But like his brother before >him, Raichi: He had to pee. >Alex was Strained in space. Maryoko: They ran him through a colander. >He was gone for to years. Training under some dear friends of his. Gomezu: Naw, that one's way too easy. >He became stronger and learned Teleport, without having that stupid >heart disease affect him. Raichi: That's right, Mr. Toriyama, you know where you can put your damn protagonist. >Alex totally out matches any of the Z fighters, even Goku, Vegeta and >Trunks. His special training gave him great power. Gomezu: "Special" training, eh? >He trained cause like Trunks, he too knew the Androids were on the way. Maryoko: Of course, it's not hard to know when somebody comes and tells you. >Alex over trained for the Androids so he is super strong. Well, anyways >this story takes place, One year before the Androids, Raichi: Yamucha is having an affair with Michael Jackson and Bulma finds comfort in the arms of the cold, heartless, marshmallow angsty Saiyajin Prince. >except that Trunks is with then and Vegeta is already a Super Saiya-jin, >and Goku hasn't yet suffered from the Heart disease. Gomezu: Gohan eloped with Lunch, Krillin died in a train wreck and Tenshinhan became an exotic dancer. Raichi: Uh... where exactly does Sailormoon come in? > In this Story are Chacters of my own creatation and from Sailor >Moon and Dragon Ball Z. This Fanfic is in no way trying to plagerize >any of the these shows charaters. Maryoko: Any resemblence to the characters' original personalities is purely coincidental. >Warning this is also a Romance, Hentai story, it contains, Violence, Gomezu: Large Doses of Testosterone.... >Adult Language, and Very Descpitive Sexual Contain. Children shouldn't >read this story. Well, I'm 17 and I wrote it, it's just a warning. But >>anyways, ON WITH THE STORY!!! All: Yaay. _______________________________________________________________________ >Chapter 1: Good-bye... My Princess Maryoko: Oh, so Alexander is really Princess Kakyuu. > "Two years..." He thought has he finally set foot on the soil >of what was to be his new, and long awaited home. Raichi: Two years, three months, and six days. > "Finally, I get to see Chicka again, I wonder if she has been >training hard with Goku and Vegeta?" Gomezu: Oh, you can bet she has, mate. >He thought as he flew to see Goku and the others at Capsule Corp. > "Wonder what she looks like after two years?" Raichi: In all likelihood, she's pointier, with a smaller body. >He pondered as he walked into Capsule Corp. > "HELL...o...?" He yelled at first, then became silent at the >sight he saw. It was Chicka, in the arms of another man, Gomezu: Kamesennin, NO!! >and what was worse, is he was kissing her, and everyone was cheering >them on. Maryoko: Hurray for infidelity!! Let's crush Alex's spirit, everybody! >Even his brother, Goku, was cutting up. Alexander looked on as he >felt his heart and soul shatter. As the women he had loved, Raichi: Capsule Corp is in Utah after all. >and had saved... had left him. Gomezu: It's a good time of year for that, I hear. > "Hi... Chicka..." He said softly. The room got quiet. >Everyone turned to see their friend, Son Alexander, standing there, >with a blank, life-less stare on his face. Maryoko: [Alex] This is assalutely fascinating. >Chicka knew he saw everthing. > "Hi, Alex. Welcome home." Gomezu: [Chicka] Yeah, Alex. Care for an affair... I mean, drink? >Chicka said hoping he didn't notice, even though she knew it wasn't >possible. Raichi: [Chicka] Have a nice tart... trollop... ahhhh, trip? > "Welcome home?! HA!!!" Alex laughed, "Some welcome, I risked >my life saving your ass from Frieza, and i get this when I come home? Maryoko: Really, Shane, you left. Get over it. >Yeah, thanks but, NO THANKS!!!" Alex yelled as he turned around and >went outside, slamming the door behind him. Chicka ran out after him. Gomezu: [Chicka] Could you give back those panties you borrowed? > "ALEX! WAIT!!!" Chicka cried. > "Save it, Bitch. You don't have to say anything, I gave you >everything you ever wanted. Maryoko: [Alex] I left you completely alone for two years! >Power, your REAL family, and got you off that pitiful little rock and >brought you here. Raichi: To this... um... pitiful little rock. >Your just like the rest. You promised me, you promised you wouldn't >hurt me like that, but you lied. Well fine, it's ok. Maryoko: [singing] You can look the other way.... >But none of you will EVER see me again." Gomezu: Really? Well gee... thanks, Alex! >He finished, as he began to put two fingers to his forehead. Maryoko: [Alex] And the head bone's connected to the neck bone! > "Good-bye... My Princess..." And with that, Son Alexander >teleported off that planet in a flash. Chicka just looked at the sky >helpless as she began to cry. She whispered to herself... Raichi: [Chicka] They promised it wouldn't be a shoujo anime! > "It... was... only... a... dare..." Gomezu: Spoooock...! * * * >Chapter 2: A Friend's never Forgotten Gomezu: [Goku] Yup, real pity about what's his name, pass the roast beef. > Son Alexander knew no one would look for him here, even if the >did, his power level was pushed down so far it wouldn't matter. He >didn't know though, if his friends would remember him. Raichi: Alex forgot to read the title of the chapter. >Well two of them would. Rei and Mina. Maryoko: They had been made acutely aware of his acrid stench. >Cause hell, Rei was in love with Alex ever since they first met, and >Mina would because Alex and her were an item long ago. Gomezu: Long ago when Alex was busy being a Saiyajin and... yeah. >He didn't care though, he was numb to all emotions and feelings at the >time being. He just needed a place to stay until he got his emotions >set. Maryoko: Try down Lonely Street, at the Heartbreak Hotel. > Alex started walking down the busy streets of this planet's, >Toyko. Raichi: He's on Planet Tokyo? Maryoko: You can hear Godzilla swooning with delight. >Alex was dressed in his brother atire. Gomezu: [Alex] I'm leaving your world forever and I'm taking your laundry! >Loose orange pants, blue weighted T-shirt, orange over shirt with no >sleeves, blue shash and wrist bands to match, and the weighted blue >boots. Raichi: For this excruciatingly detailed description of the ordinary Kame School gi, we thank you. >Alex continued to walk down the sidewalk. The humans of this planet >stared at him as he walked past. Gomezu: [human] You were in "Sailor and the 7 Balls", weren't you? >He didn't care, it was all no different then the planet he had saved >from Frieza. Maryoko: Except that he hadn't saved this one from Frieza. >He looked at the ground as he walked, not really caring what was going >on around him, he was only looking for his friends, the Sailor Scouts. Gomezu: They tend to fall between those cracks in the sidewalk. > "Maybe, they'll want me..." Alex said to himself, "... since >I'm not wanted by anyone el... Raichi: Anyone elves? >WHAM!!!" Maryoko: ...He just yelled "WHAM"? >Alex couldn't even finish his sentence, cause of some moron running >into him and knocking him flat on his ass. > "Hey, ASSHOLE, watch where your going!!!" Gomezu: [Alex] I'll say WHAM at you again! >Alex yelled in a rage as he looked up to see who it was that ran into >him. He couldn't believe it, Raichi: Akira Toriyama with a sawed-off shotgun! >it was Lita, wearing a skin-tight outfit, tan pants and orange shirt. > "ASSHOLE?! Hey... Bastard listen here, you call me that again >and I'll.... I'll..." Maryoko: [Lita] I'll throw my estrogen at you! >Lita said as she trailed off her cheeks flushed with red as she >realized just WHO she ran to. Lita's eyes filled with tears Gomezu: [Lita] Not another one! I can't go on living like this! >as she jumped into Alex's arms and gave him a hug and wouldn't let go. > "ALEX!!! You made it off your planet, GOD! We missed you >sooooo much. Raichi: He spent two years training under the SAILOR SENSHI? Maryoko: The androids'd be reeeaally impressed by his Alex Gentle Uterus. >So what are doing here?" Lita asked as she kept her hold on him, and >kept as close to his body as pyshically possible. Gomezu: This is how the wild Lita drains the life energy from her victim.... > "Uhh... yeah fine. Actually I'm herebecause I need to get >away from everyone and thing." Alex explained as Lita cut it. Raichi: Cut what, a rug? > "Ohhhh, you need a place to crash?" Maryoko: Twin Towers jokes are still tasteless, boys. Gomezu: I wasn't going to! > "Well, kinda, but I don't to be a bother." Alex said trying >to sound like he didn't want to live with her, but... he always LOVED >her cooking. Gomezu: Ooh. Look who read the back of a Sailor Jupiter doll box. > "If you don't mind." Alex said as he raised his head. > "Oh, of course not, I'm happy to have you come... I mean stay, >stay Raichi: [Lita] I mean sit! Down! Roll over! >with me." Lita turn a rose color in her face. Alex just smiled, took >her arm and said, Gomezu: [Alex] I've been needing another one of these. >"Thank you, You have to let me repay you in someway though, but you >have to tell me how though." Lita's face went totaly red Maryoko: As Alex began to throttle her. >at he said, "Come on, let's go." And with that they headed for Lita's >house. Raichi: Lita's Habitrail, more like. * * * >Chapter 3: Alex and Lita, living... Together? > > As they walked, lita noticed a few strange things about Alex. Gomezu: [Lita] How'd he get a Kame School gi? >For one he had been alot colder to people, even Lita. He wasn't his >usaul cheery happy self. Maryoko: She's deduced this in... two or three seconds!? >Second, he had changed his hair from the last time them met. Raichi: Saiyajin blah blah blah can't blah blah against rules blah blah. >Before it was like his brother Goku's, but now it was shorter and >spiked up. Gomezu: Oh, the "I want to be ugly because my girlfriend dumped me" look. >(Like Adult Gohan). Raichi: As opposed to some other way for hair to be shorter and spiked up. >But Lita didn't care, she was just happy that he was back.. > "Here we are." Lita said with a smile. Maryoko: [Lita] In the middle of the sidewalk! > "Smells good. Were you cooking?" Alex asked as the air smelled >like home cooked food made from scratch. Alex had a nose for this >things he smelled a Pork Roast in the oven, Gomezu: Did we mention this was apartment 213? >Lita's special chocolate chip cookies, Raichi: Lita's "special" brownies.... >and homecooked Chicken noodle soup. Alex was starving, but didn't >want to impose, Gomezu: [Alex] No, no that's fine, I'll just live at your house and watch YOU eat. >besides there would be no food left cause Goku and Alex go par-for-par >in an eating contest, so that means Alex can eat as much or more than >Goku. Maryoko: Just so nobody out there forgets that Alex outdoes all the other characters in every possible way. > "Yeah, I made cookies for dessert, Chicken soup, Cookies both >made from scratch, and a Pork Roast." Gomezu: So that's what Richard Burton's up to these days. >Lita replied with a warm smile. > "Oh, how silly of me. Come on, let me show you around." Raichi: [Lita] This is the room, and here's where the bed folds out of the wall. >Lita continue as she took him by the hand and gave him a tour of her >house. > "This is the dinning room, and next to that is the kitchen >and upstairs..." Maryoko: [Alex] There isn't an upstairs, Lita. This is a bungalow. >Lita continued as they went up stairs. > "This is myyy room." Lita said with an unusual tone. her >bedroom was at the top of the stairs, Gomezu: There must be some good money in orphaning. >there was a bathroom at the end of the hallway, and the room Alex was >soon to have was to the right of the bathroom and right next to >Lita's. Raichi: [Lita] Just ignore the washer and dryer. You sleep on that little pillow, and do your business in the litter box. >He asumed that Lita's room was the matser bedroom, so it had its own >bathroom. > "And this is your room, it's right next to mine so in case >you get scared during the night..." Lita said in a joking tone. Gomezu: The standard five-bedroom, four-bathroom, three-story Japanese apartment. > "I'll be fine Lita, Thank you, but if you don't mind I'm >going to go take a shower." Alex said. > "OH, SHIT!!!" Lita yelled, Maryoko: [Lita] A shower! I knew the place was missing something! >"that's right, I was supposed to meet Serena and the other's at Rei's >an hour ago. I have to get ready and go!" Gomezu: She was just _out_. How ready does she have to get!? >Lita finished as she ran into her room and closed the door. > "...Never did understand her..." Alex said to himself as he >shook his head. Raichi: [Alex] She'd rather keep her study date than watch me shower? > "Oh, Alex!" Lita yelled from behind the door. Maryoko: Geez, _already_? > "Yes?" > "Could you watch the food for me please?" Gomezu: [Lita] Make sure it doesn't try to sneak out the door? > "Sure. no problem." > "Thanks, go ahead and take your shower though, it's not >supposed to ready for a while though." Maryoko: You have to go and carry water from the creek. > "Ok." Alex said as he went into his room and stripped down to >nothing. Then he wrapped a towel around his waist, and headed for the >bathroom... Raichi: Check out that blinding realism! Boy, that Alex tells it like it is. Gomezu: Nah, I wait to take off my clothes until I'm in the bathroom. >Just as Lita came out of her room. She turned to see Alex in almost >nothing, and stared for a while, Maryoko: [Alex] Lita? Were you always a pillar of salt? >letting her eyes take in every single inch of his muscule bound body. Raichi: His 'muscule bound' nose, big toe, earlobes.... > "Wow..." She whispered, as her cheeks flushed, and her jaw >dropped, "God, he is HOT!" she continued. Alex just looked at her and >winked. Gomezu: [Alex] Here's lookin' at you, sucker. > "You know, you really should close your mouth, a guy could get >the wrong idea from you." Alex said with a half-smile and went into >the bathroom and closed the door. Maryoko: [Alex] You know, he could get the idea that you were drooling over his manly magnificence and would do anything just for the privilege of performing oral sex on him. Oh wait, you are. >Lita was still over come with the site she had seen. Raichi: [Lita] He looks like Bruce Willis!! > "Dear GOD, he's fine!" Lita grinned to herself cause she knew >the other scouts would have DIED to see that. Gomezu: I _wish_ I'd died.... "Wow, and he is living with me... I'm so lucky, and thinking >of that, maybe I can GET lucky," She thought, "No, no Maryoko: [Lita] I guess there really isn't a chance of that. Ever. >stop thinking that Lita, get ahold of yourself. Raichi: [Lita] You're a total lesbian. >Your hormones are raging, just breathe girl." Lita said to herself as >she looked at the clock. > Damnit, GOTTA GO!!!" Gomezu: When you've gotta go, you've gotta go, I guess. >Lita yelled as she spead out the door. Raichi: Wheee. * * * >Chapter 4: Secret is out... Alexander is back Maryoko: And Nobody Cares. > Lita ran at full speed up the step's of Rei's temple. > "Oh, man. The girls are going to be pissed at me, mainly >Serena, Raichi: Since she's always so punctual. >I bet she's starving to death." Lita said to herself, as she huffed >and puffed. Maryoko: And blew the house down. > "It's about time Lita we've been waiting for you for almost >two hours." Serena yelled. > "Sorry, Something came up." Lita replied. Gomezu: [ahem] You could put it that way, yes. > "So what was so IMPORTANT that it made you late?" Rei >demanded. > "Well... I umm... kinda ran into a guy." Raichi: KOMEDY! >Lita said in a low voice. > "What really? Who is it, do you know?" Mina asked. Maryoko: [Lita] Someone from "Fist of the North Star," I think. > "Yeah, I know who it is..." Lita said, still stalling. > "Well, who is it Lita? Amy asked. Raichi: [singing] Tell me more, tell me more, like does he have a car? > "Is he cute?" Mina interupted. > "He absolutly gorgous. Gomezu: Yep, he's an absolute gorgon. >He is the hottest and sexiest guy I know. He has a body that drives a >girl wild, I should know, it did it to me. Maryoko: [Mina] Oh, another one of those avatar types. >It makes you want to just... just... run with him to a bedroom and >have him fuck you as hard as possible." Lita said, turning red in the >face. > "WHAT!?!" All the Scouts yelled at once. Raichi: [Lita] Don't blame me, I didn't write this shit. > "That good looking huh? Maryoko: That desperate huh? >Well, who is it already, stop with the suspencive stuff please, and >just tell us." Rei demanded as she tapped her foot on the ground. > "Well, ok. I will give you guys a hint, try to guess. Gomezu: He's an alien, wears an illicitly obtained Kame gi, and can't type. >We all know him well, and he has been gone for a while. I met him, >well I should say ran into him on the street, we knocked each other >flat on our asses." Maryoko: Ooh, I know! It's Shinji Ikari! >Lita said, trying to stall just a bit longer. > "OH, come on Lita just tell us, we give up, come on, come on, >come on!!!" Serena whinned. Raichi: Special appearance by Mister Ed as Serena. > "Ok, ok. It's Alexander..." Lita finally revealed the secret. > "ALEXANDER!!!" Gomezu: Princess Cassima! >The scouts yelled. > "Yeah, and get this, he's living with me, and this you guys >will die over, hehehe, Raichi: Help, it's Oscar!! >I saw him in nothing but a towel wrapped around his waist." Maryoko: Wow! That's almost as good as seeing him wearing a pair of shorts! >Lita said proudly with a big smile. > "WHAT!?!?" The girls yelled. Gomezu: _Please_ don't make her say it again. > "Lucky you, damn, I wanna see." Mina said. Maryoko: [Mina] I usually have to stick a finger down my throat. > "So Lita. Why is he staying with you? Your not planning to >seduce him are you?" rei asked with a frown. Raichi: Big Rei, little rei, what begins with Rei? > "What? Umm... no, he is just a friend that needed a place to >stay, besides, I'm sure you would have jumped right in too, so HA!" Gomezu: There's something about Lita! >Lita said sticking her tongue out at Rei. Maryoko: Is this strictly relevant to the plot? > "Yeah I a feeling of were that tongues going to go..." Rei >mummbled to herself. > "What was that?" Lita asked. Gomezu: She said "Yeah I a feeling of were that tongues going to go." > "Nothing..." Rei said surprised. > The other Scouts looked at them weird, but let it be. Raichi: [Amy] What, are they straight or something? > "Come on guys, if we hurry, maybe you can see what I saw, >hehehe." Lita teased. Maryoko: Lita came all the way to the shrine... so they could turn around and go right back!? > "Aww... no fair, I want to see him." Amy said to herself. > "Who cares, I just want food, I'm starving to death over >here." Gomezu: Great big loss. >Sere whined. After that, the Scouts headed back for Lita's house... * * * >Chapter 5: Dinner with the Scouts... Maryoko: The long-awaited sequel to "Dinner With Andre." > "Alex!" Lita yelled as they enter the house. "We have >company!" Raichi: [Lita] Bring out the singing candlestick and the cabaret dishes! > "In the kitchen, Lita!" Alex yelled back. > Lita and the other Scouts walked in the kitchen, and were >shocked at what they saw. Gomezu: Put the mayo away, Alex, and let Chibichibi go. > "Hi girls, sorry Lita I had to make more, cause you guys have >no idea how much I can eat. Well to put it to terms, I can probally >eat Ten Maryoko: What'd he ever do to you? times more than what it takes Serena to get stuffed," Raichi: [Alex] Because I am a Saiyajin, and Saiyajin eat a lot. Like Goku. So I made some more food, because I eat a lot. I'm a Saiyajin, you know. >Alex said, "I made white rice, spare ribs, with BBQ sauce and garlic, >>Fetticini alferdo, and a couple of pizza's, Gomezu: I give up-- where'd he get all the ingredients? >one with cheese, the other with everything. Raichi: So that's where Bulma got to.... >Oh and I made the table special too, Maryoko: [Alex] I garnished it with parsley and made a nice dipping sauce. >Come on, see for your self." Alex said as he pointed at the dinning. >But the girls just stared at him. > "Huh? What is it?" Alex asked confused. Raichi: They're rebooting. > "It's well.... um.... well look down." Lita said with a red >face as see pointed down at his waist. Gomezu: [Alex] I told you the pizza had _everything_. > "Huh?" ALex said confused as he looked down to see him self >in nothing but his underwear, " AHH! Maryoko: [Alex] Piccolo Daimaou in tightie whities!! -- Oops, it's just me. >Oh, I see... umm... I will be right down." Alex said as he ran >upstairs after his pants and the rest of his clothes. Raichi: Good question... would YOU want to eat anything Alex cooked while wearing only his underpants? > "See... What did I tell ya, Fucking Hot isn't he?" Lita said >in that I told you so voice. > "God DAMN Lita, you weren't kinding, Maryoko: No, she was hallucinating. >he's good enough to eat." Rei said, still recovering from the sight. Gomezu: Compared to his cooking, anyway. > "Yes Lita, I must say. What you told us earlier was right on >the money." Amy said Shyly. > "Wow, that from you Amy? Never would have thought it." Mina >said puzzled. Raichi: [Mina] I mean, you always struck me as really gay. > "SO WHAT!!! I HAVE FEELINGS TOO!!!" Amy yelled, "and right >now they're on fire...' Amy continued quietly. Maryoko: [Amy] I should put a jar over myself. > All the Scouts laughed as the went into the dinning room and >saw... > "Candles, Placemats, Pure Silver-silver wear?" Lita yelled >astonished. Gomezu: [Lita] All gone! And my jewelry, too! > All of a sudden, they heard soft, soothing music start to >play. Raichi: It's a romantic dinner for six. > "Yup, all of this is for you guys." Alex said. > "But why?" Serena asked. Maryoko: [Alex] Just showing off. > "Because you guys are my friends, I haven't seen you in a >while, and Lita was so kind to let me stay here a while so I want to >repay you guys, Gomezu: [Alex] And we needed to pad the running time while emphasizing my all-encompassing greatness. >so take a place at the table and let me to the work." Alex said as he >lead the to the seats.The scouts had the best meal of there lifes, >even Serena was full. Raichi: Full of SHIT, maybe. >With a combo of Lita's and Alex's food, no one could complain. Maryoko: Their jaws were glued shut. >But when Alex was surving dessert, Amy noticed something. Gomezu: [Amy] That steak was great... say, where's Luna? > "Hey guys..." Amy whispered. > "Yeah, what is it?" Lita asked. Raichi: [Amy] My feelings set fire to the rug and we're all about to burn alive. > "Did you see that?" > "No, what?" Maryoko: Kibou to iu na no Dream Station? > "I think Alex is or was crying." > "What really you sure?" Gomezu: Let's point and laugh. > "Yeah I think so. But don't say anything, I'm sure a tough guy >like him, is trying to hid it from us." Amy finished. Raichi: At least Goku is secure about his manly status. > Alex came back out of the kitchen, "So did you ladies have a >good dinner?" Maryoko: [Rei] What? I was too busy being violently sick to hear you. > "Oh yes, it was the best, I think I liked your cooking better >than Lita's." Serena said unthoughfully. Raichi: I'm getting the vague sense that Alex doesn't really like Serena. >Alex saw Lita get a sad look in her eye. Gomezu: [Lita] Arr, Jim lad. > "No that isn't possible, Lita is one of the BEST cooks I know, >I don't even come close to her cooking." Maryoko: [Alex] I wouldn't touch it with a ten-foot pole! >Alex said in hopes of making Lita fell better. Alex turned and saw >Lita look up and lip to him, "Thank you." Raichi: Whoops, hit the mute button. > "If that's is, I'm going to go to bed." Alex said with a yawn. Gomezu: [Alex] But if you'd like to get naked and crawl all over me, I guess I could stay awake a _little_ longer. > "Yeah, that's all thank you Alex, we will do the dishes. We >are just going to sit around and talk for a while." Lita said winking >at him. Maryoko: [Lita] Yeah, we're just going to _talk_, nudge nudge.... > "Oh ok, good I chose the right time to go to bed, girl talks >give me a headache." Alex said, as he scratched the back of his head, >then headed off to bed. Raichi: I'm surprised they didn't offer to give him a blow job instead. > Meanwhile... > "God, He is so hot isn't he?" Reisaid flopping down on the >couch. Gomezu: Okay, okay, we get it already, move on! > "Mmmm... yeah, he's never looked THAT good before, Maryoko: It's probably the Kame gi. >Sooo Lita. What do you think you'll do with him when we leave.?" Mina >said. Gomezu: Cram him in the fridge and barricade the door. > "WHAT!? Lita said surprised, "Nothing, why would you say >that?" > "Oh, no reason. Just that you jumped right in to have him >live here, ALONE, with you. Raichi: [Mina] Just like the last twelve who disappeared mysteriously. >You stared at him in his towel and underwear. And I'm sure we ALL saw >the way you were drooling over him at dinner. Mina continued. Maryoko: [Lita] Alright, alright, I confess, I am a cannibal. > "HEY! It's not my fault, he needed a place to stay, I can't >help that I live alone. And you guys stared and drooled just as much >as I did, SO HA!!" Lita said countering everything Mina said. Raichi: Wow, she should join the debate team. > "Well, just remember. Gomezu: [Rei] Just grit your teeth and bear it, you're going to end up screwing him whether you like it or not. The guy of all of our dreams, is sleeping in the room next to yours, in his underwear, in a totally empty house. Maryoko: I Know Who You Did Last Summer. >Face it girl, its the perfect set up." Rei said teasing her. > "Yeah, well you guys are just jealous, cause your right Rei, >she does have the perfect set up with the guy of OUR dreams. Raichi: So, do the girls like Alex, you think? >So she gets to collect, maybe, and you guys don't." Amy said. Gomezu: Just remember to dial 1-800-CALL-ATT. > "And what about you Amy?" Mina said, "Your not included?" Maryoko: [Amy] Sorry, I have to meet Tom Cruise in Vegas for our wedding, talk to you later. "Umm... nevermind... heh heh heh..." Amy couldn't believe it, for the first time, Mina proved her wrong. Raichi: [Mina] I own your ass, bitch. "Well, were going to head home, so you can have Romeo give >you your first time." Serena said, Lita just blushed, cause, deep >down she always did want it to happen with Gomezu: Leonardo DiCaprio. >him. > "Ok guys. See ya tomorrow." With that Lita went up to her >room, and fell asleep. Maryoko: Don't miss... THE LITA FALLING ASLEEP SCENE! ========================================== STINGER: {SPECIAL AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION EDITION!! YOUR STINGER HERE!!!} ========================================== ___________ "This's Nothing" (my fanfiction page): http://sardonyx.virtualave.net/ "The Dark City of Mecha" (the epic clash between the forces of Good and Evil!): http://sardonyx.virtualave.net/HAPT/ I thought two parts would be enough, but 8 turned out to be the bottomless chapter from hell. So I cut off just before the sex scene, thereby making this a three-part MST. I know you were all looking forward to Alex's mighty Saiyajin penis. Sorry to disappoint you. Next time, I promise. SAME WARNING AS BEFORE: Original story belongs to Alex. Sailor Moon / Dragonball Z crossover. Self-insertion. In more ways than one. -Sardonyx- puke. ====================================================== tDToM 9: "FORBIDDEN PASSIONS OF A SAIYA-JIN ch. 6-8.5" ====================================================== >Chapter 6: Chicka's sarrows... > > Two months have gone by and Lita has Alex running through her >mind ever day. Raichi: She goes in for surgery next week. >The Scouts continuely bug her about when she will score the big hit. Maryoko: Because if you live with somebody, it's inevitable that you'll have sex. >But somewhere else... others wonder where Son Alexander is. > Meanwhile on the Planet Gomezu: Planet O? >with Chicka and Goku... > "Goku... We have to go find Alex!" Chicka said crying. > "Ok, there is just one little problem. Maryoko: [Goku] We don't really want to. >He has pushed his power down so much, no one can sense where he is." >Goku replied. Gomezu: Don't guess they should be training for the Androids or looking at Bulma's panties or something.... > "Then we will just search EVERY planet that he could possible >be on." Chicka said still cry a little. Raichi: Sure, the universe isn't THAT big. > "Ok, Let's go then... Hey Vegeta, you want to come?" > "Yeah sure, why not. Hell someone has to keep you out of >trouble Kakarott." Maryoko: [Vegeta] Know what I mean, wink wink. > "OK, What about you Trunks?" Gomezu: [Trunks] Mom says I have to wait until I finish teething. > "What? Oh sure, Alexander could play a big part in stopping >the Androids." Trunks replied. Raichi: [Trunks] Yeah, androids, right, whatever. I just came to the past to get laid. > "Well then it's settled. Go grab what you need and we will >meet her in an hour." Goku said, as they agreed and flew off. Maryoko: [Vegeta] Don't forget my water wings! >Goku flew with Chicka to make sure she was alright. > "Hey Chicka, you doing ok?" Raichi: [Chicka] My entire race is extinct except for one total moron and my jerk-face brother; my planet blew up, my boyfriend left me, and androids are going to destroy the earth. Yeah, Goku, I'm fine. > "Not really. I miss him so much. I haven't seen him in almost >two and a half years now. And what's worse is I don't know what he is >doing, he could be dead already. Gomezu: I guess bringing up Uranai Baba would make us look incurably fanatical. >Can't you ask King Kai to find him?" Chicka begged. > "Way ahead of you, and like I said, Maryoko: [Goku] We don't want to. >No one can find him. Let's face it, when my brother doesn't want to >get found, he don't fuck around." Goku replied. Raichi: Goku! Get in here and wash your mouth with soap, young man! > "I just don't know what to do." Chicka said. > "I know Chicka, I know... But Hey we'll find him. Remember >he is a Saiya-jin. Gomezu: [Goku] He's destined to pop up and try to kill me. >SO he loves to fight, just like us. He has to raise he power level to >turn into a Super Saiya-jin, so don't sweat it to much, cause when he >does, we're sure to sense it, right?" Maryoko: Unless he ultra-mystico-fuses with the earring ki musical upside down janken fig cake sword wand of bubblegum, or something. >Goku explained Raichi: That phrase alone qualifies this fic for "needs a spanking." >to her in hopes of boosting Chicka's spirits. > "Your right Goku. Let's hurry and get back, I just want him >home." Maryoko: [Chicka] The bathroom needs scrubbing. > An hour later... > "Damn them, where the hell are they?" Chicka said angerly. Gomezu: [Vegeta] Has anybody seen my sexy pink polo shirt? > "Were here, damn always in a hurry." Vegeta Bitched as they >landed. Maryoko: Vegeta takes an extended break from his training to go find _Goku's brother_. Yep. > "WHY DO YOU THINK I'M IN A HURRY!?!?!" > "Cause you haven't been laid in about two and a half years, >>hahahahahha!" Gomezu: I'm sure Mutenroshii would be more than willing to help out. >Vegeta laughed, as Chicka's eye lid twitched with rage. > "ASSHOLE!!!" Chicka punched Vegeta in the face and set him >flying about 20 feet back. Raichi: 20 feet? Well, that registers up there at about a twelve-year-old-Goku level. > "Alright, Alright, No more fighting. Gomezu: [Vegeta] ... What does that mean? >Save your Power, we may need it. Who knows what we will find out >there. Maryoko: [singing] OooOOOOOOooo oo oo oo oo.... >Now everyone hang on." Everyone grabbed a hold of Goku as they >started their search for Son Alexander... Gomezu: [Goku] Vegeta, stop touching my butt. * * * >Chapter 7: Confessions... Raichi: ...of an opium eater. > Lita couldn't be happier with Alex living wiht her. She loved >having someone else in the house, and extra heart beat, gave her a >sense of secrurity, it made her feel safe. Maryoko: She could've just gotten a gerbil. > "Alex, can I ask you something?" Lita asked. > "Umm... Sure, I guess..." Alex replied. Gomezu: [Lita] How much longer 'til we screw like bunnies, already? > Lita was lying on the couch in the living room and Alex was >sitting on the floor, resting his back against the couch below her. Maryoko: [Lita] Have you been jumping up on the furniture again? > "What's wrong? Why did you come here? What happened to make >you come here?" Raichi: [Alex] Hey, I didn't say you could ask THREE questions! > "Well.... it's a long story..." Alex said Maryoko: You're telling us. >trying to get her off the subject. > "I have time..." Lita insisted. > "Well.... alright, for you. I was gone for two years after >I destoryed an evil being called Freiza. Gomezu: [Alex] I'd like to stress it was all me, and nobody else at all. I'm a Saiyajin, you know. >He came to the planet I was at for revenge. I feel in love with the >Princess of all the Saiya-jin, Raichi: Vegeta. >Chicka. My brother showed up and teleported Frieza, and my self to >another, planet, one with no life. Gomezu: No kidding. >I was easily able to beat him once I trans...., Maryoko: [Lita] It's okay, after the Starlights I'm used to that stuff. >well I beat him. I was stuck in space though. Lucky some of my old >friends found me, they trained me and taught me teleport. Raichi: [Alex] They reassembled the scraps of my frozen, expressive-decomploded corpse first, and did I mention I'd remembered to take an oxygen tank with me just in case my planet exploded. >When I was ready, I teleported back to be with Chicka and my brother. Gomezu: Who wasn't there, since he should've been training with the poofy-collar space people for another year. >But when I got there, I found something, that just about killed me. Maryoko: A sprig of mistletoe. Raichi: Ding! Sophisticated Norse mythology riff! >Chicka was in the arms of another man, kissing him. This was no >friend kiss, this is the kind of kiss I've seen only during sex. All: ............... Gomezu: I'm not even touching that one. >They saw me and I couldn't take it, I ran and teleported here, Gomezu: I've got a good one. Alex knows the Androids are coming. He abandoned Earth to its fate just because he thought his girlfriend jilted him. Isn't that sweet? >and I loved living here ever since." Alex explained. > "Ohh, Alex. I'm sorry, I'm so sorry." Lita said softly, as >she touched his shoulder. Raichi: [Lita] I didn't meant to fall asleep, it's just that I've never heard such a boring story before. > "It's alright, I'm ok.. now..." Alex said looking at Lita. >Lita blushed and thought to herself. > "What a bitch, why would she do that? Maryoko: Other than the fact that Alex abandoned her, I mean. >Oh, well I hate to say this, but I'm happy the way things turned out. >I know he feels better here." > "Lita? Gomezu: [Alex] Not to interrupt, but have you mentioned how hot I am lately? >What time is it?" Alex asked. > "It's, DAMN, Raichi: [Lita] ... time you got a watch. >ten to three. We should get going." Lita said > "Alright..." Alex agreed. > They got up and headed for the temple. Maryoko: It's Virgin Warrior Time! > Meanwhile... Gomezu: Chichi ran away with a Tupperware salesman, Chauzu sued Tenshinhan for divorce, and Piccolo starred with Jonathan Pryce in an off-Broadway production of "My Fair Lady". > "Damn it, this is the tenth planet, we have searched and >still no one has even seen hide nor hair of him." Chicka said sadly. > "Don't give up Aunt! We'll find him." Trunks said. Maryoko: [Trunks] Whoops, there goes my identity. Oh, well. > "Yeah sis. Don't be such a baby." Vegeta said with a half >smile. Raichi: [Vegeta] I'm an icky elf! >Chicka just gave him an evil look. > "I'm hungry, can we get some food???" Goku said, rubbing his >stomache. > "Kakarott, is that all you ever think about?" Maryoko: Vegeta's new at this, isn't he. > "No, of course not, there's fighting, OH and sleeping. I LOVE >>SLEEPING!." Goku said laughing. They just looked at Goku blankly. Gomezu: Now if some little kid comes and takes a pee we'll have hit all the bases. > "Yeah, let's rest up. He doesn't seem to be around, we can >take up the search in the morning." Chicka said, as the head for a town. Raichi: Being teleported a few times sure wears a mighty Saiyajin out, I'll tell you. > Meanwhile... Back at the Temple... Gomezu: Phobos and Deimos reached Super Saiyajin Level 70, and Tom Dyron stopped in for a sandwich. > "So, tell me again. Why did we come here?" Alex asked. > "Study group remember?" Lita said. Maryoko: [Alex] While we're doing exposition, did you know that I'm a Saiyajin? > "Ohh yeah, I forgot, but I don't see the point. All you guys >do is sit around an gossip and eat junk food, Raichi: [Alex] I mean, you could be telling me how hot I am. >and damn it's been along time since I fought anyone." Alex said. > "We do not, we study and what was that about fight?" Lita >asked a little confused. Maryoko: You have to talk slower, Alex; remember, she's a _girl_. > "Oh, nothing, nevermind." Alex said proptly. They got to the >door of Rei's room and knocked. Raichi: Rei? We've come to bring your new ID card. > "Ok, you go have your gossip, I mean study group, I'm going >to stay out here." Alex said. Gomezu: [Alex] I've got a rendezvous with Grampa Hino. > "Yes Lita, come in." Rei said from behind the door. > "Alright, and we are going to study." Lita said, winking at >Alex. Maryoko: [Lita] You know, _study_, saynomore, saynomore. > "Yeah, study huh? What, which guys ass looks best in a thong >swim suit?" Alex asked. Raichi: It's a shoujo anime. Guys don't _have_ asses. > "No...," Lita said, "That was last week." They bothed laughed >as Lita went inside. Gomezu: Ha ha it is funny. > "Oh and by the way Alex," Lita said sticking her head out side > "Yes?" Maryoko: [Lita] Mamoru says to stop asking about that swimsuit thing. > "You won that." Lita smiled and blew him a kiss. > Alex just raised one eye browe and walked to the courtyard >and said to himself. Gomezu: [Alex] Fascinating. > "How do they know what my ass looks like, I've never worn a >thong..." Raichi: Uh, maybe that _is_ why. > "About time you showed up, your a half hour late," Amy said, >"you really need to focus on your studies, Maryoko: [Amy] Or you'll have to throw yourself under a train at exam time. >and not on Alex's ass." > "Hey Amy, shut up, I don't want him to hear that." Lita said. Gomezu: [Lita] He'll start thinking we actually would do anything except talk about how hot he is. > "So, have you and lover boy even kissed yet?" Serena asked. > "No, not yet," Lita sadly, "But I did see him naked, >hehehe..." Lita grinned. Raichi: Big deal. It's not like Goku didn't used to be naked every other episode. > "What, when?" Serena asked shocked. > "Yeah, details girlfriend, we need to know." Mina insisted. Maryoko: Dialogue to make DiC look dignified. > "We really need to study you guys..." Amy said as a swarm of >pillows flew at her, and buried her. Raichi: Amy, we're stroking the author's ego! It's important! > "So anyways, go on Lita." Rei said. > "Well alright. I was really horny when I did this. I probally >>shouldn't have, but, something else insisted I do," Lita explained, Maryoko: Alex's keyboard? >" it was last night. He was taking a shower, and I cracked the door >open a bit to catch a peek. I must have chosen the right time, >because he was Gomezu: [Lita] performing a striptease and singing "I'm too sexy." >searching for a towel to wipe his eyes. So I know he didn't see me, >but I saw him, and let me just say this... DAMN!" Raichi: [Lita] Completely gone! >Lita explained, as she tilted her head back and closed her eyes, >remembering the sight. > "Wow, Lucky girl, I wish I could see." Amy confessed, >unburying herself from the mound of pillows. Gomezu: Amy's been blind since the Oscar incident of '96. Very tragic story. > "Soooo, how big?" Rei asked. > "Huh? What, oh all you guys get to know, is Maryoko: "Jake Barnes." DAMN." Lita said teasing them. "Ahh, come on tell us please." Rei begged. Maryoko: [Lita] Alright, alright. Alex has a "thingy." > "No, it's for me to know, and you guys NOT to find out, but >maybe when I get a little more info. I'll let ya know, if you catch >my drift." Lita grinned. Gomezu: [Lita] So it's for me to not know and to tell you if I ever do. > "So, when are you going to stop thinking about how much you >want him to fuck you, and just take it. I'm sure he's horny enough, I >mean, shit he's lived with you for two months." Serena said. Raichi: I think Serena has a mild case of Filia's Disease. > "Ohhh, I can't..." Lita said sadly. > "And why not?" Serena asked. Maryoko: Um, because rape's illegal. > Lita ignored her and went to the door, opened it and gazed >out at Alex. > "WOW!" Lita said with wide eyes. > "Huh? What is it Lita?" Mina asked. Raichi: [Lita] Would you look at what he's doing with Grandpa Hino! > "Just come and see for yourselves." Lita said amazed. Gomezu: He's saving the world and making perfect fondue at the same time! >The girls got up and went next to Lita, looking out the door. What >they saw amazed them. Alex was out in the courtyard of the temple >with his shirt off. Maryoko: What, he has three nipples? >But that wasn't the amazing part. He was training. Gomezu: That wasn't the amazing part, either. >Alex was throwing punches so fast, that every 1 punch the girl saw, >Alex had already thrown 100 more. Raichi: Stretching a 1986 Animation Budget 101. >He then did the same thing with kicking. Maryoko: So, since they can't even tell he's throwing 100 more punches than it seems, why are they impressed? > "Damn, how... can he be that fast?" Rei asked. > "Because he's a Saiya-jin." Luna said jumping off Rei's bed. > " Saiya-what?" Lita asked totally confused. Gomezu: Oh boy, here it comes. Get comfy, everybody. "A Saiya-jin, a warrior race. They were wiped out by a being named Frieza." Luna explained. Raichi: [Luna] While I'm at it, have I ever told you about the time I defeated the Ghost Pirate LeChuck? > "He told me he defeated that Frieza guy." Lita yelled. > "He did? Good, he was nothing but evil." Luna said. Gomezu: _And_ effeminate. > "Hey Luna. Are you sure he is a Saiya-jin. Because according >to my computer, the entire Saiya-jin race was destroyed." Amy >explained. Maryoko: [Amy] I hit the ball first time... and there it was in the back of the net. > "That's true. Only a few of them survived. Alexander's >brother Goku, the Prince Vegeta and his sister Princess Chicka, Raichi: ...Nugget. >and Alexander himself, and maybe a few others." Luna explained. > "Ohh, I see. Very interesting." Amy said as she entered the >new Maryoko: level of Pac-Man. >information about the Saiya-jin on her Mini-comp. Gomezu: Bun-Bun? Raichi: This story needs a little Bun-Bun. > 'Soooo, anyways Lita. Why can't you?" Serana said, looking >Lita in the eye. "I mean you look like your in love or something." Maryoko: [Serena] Or constipated maybe, or bored, or _something_. > "That's just the problem... I think I am in love with him." >Lita said softly. > "So what's the problem?" Mina asked. Raichi: In love with _Alex_ isn't problem enough for you!? > "Because last time I thought I was in love, I got my heart >broken. Gomezu: You're fourteen years old. Cry me a fucking river. >I don't want that to happen again... not with Alex." Lita said Maryoko: [Lita] With Johnny Depp, well, I'd have to think about it. >as silent tears began to roll down her cheeks, "And besides, he had >his heart and soul crushed also..." > "How so?" Serena asked. Raichi: A piano fell on him. > "That girl, the Princess Chicka. He fell in love with her. He >saved her from that Frieza guy, and then she cheated on him. Gomezu: She ran off with Son Gohan. Raichi: Senior. >I don't think he would even go for me if I did try to give it to >him." > " You won't know until you try..." Rei said. Maryoko: [Rei] C'mon, the worst that can happen is he totally rejects you and you hate yourself forever! Lita didn't say anything. She just stared at Alex as he practiced. Raichi: This isn't a very good remake of "Rear Window." >Lita knew deep down, in her heart, she loved him. She also knew she >wanted him more than anything. She was confused about what she should >do. Gomezu: I guess TALKING TO HIM, or say, subtle flirting is out of the question. It's either silent frustration, or wanton animal lovin'. > "Alright... I'll try tonight." Lita said, " I can't take it >anymore, I have to have him. I just have to find the right way to >turn him on." Lita said to herself. Raichi: Try a good coleslaw. > "Oh brother, here we go, and I thought Serena was bad just >talking about guys, there they are going to help her Seduce Alexander." >Luna said to Artemis. Maryoko: [Artemis] What're you talking to me for, I haven't gotten any since 1645. > "Well... it could be worse..." Artemis replied. Gomezu: She _could_ be seducing Gendou Ikari. > "Could you guys help, I don't know what to do." Lita asked >the girls. > "Well, how about starting with a romantic dinner, but nothing >that would fill him up. Raichi: A romantic dinner of Rice Krispies and lite beer. >Then later, when he comes down for a midnight snack... Come down in >your see-through bra and panties. Maryoko: [Mina] The ones made out of Reynolds Wrap. >That's sure to drive him wild, I mean, God, you have a size D cup." >Mina said wining at her. > "Yeah, good idea, what else?" Lita asked. Gomezu: Put on a fright wig and a corset and sing. > "How about if that fails, go back to your room, leave the >door open a bit so he can see you through your mirror on the wall, >and umm... Maryoko: Hide the key in the fish tank. >well, masterbate and moan his name..." Raichi: [Lita] Oh, Andrew... I mean Ken... I mean Kunzite.... >Rei said blushing. > "Umm... Ok, I will have to think about that one, Maryoko: She used the T-word! >but thanks." Lita said with a sweatdrop. "Oh, for heaven sakes, why don't you just Gomezu: ...masturbate and forget the stupid jerk. That way we can have some fun for once. Maryoko: At least, we wouldn't have to see Alex's godlike Saiyajin sexual expertise. >sleep naked and scream in the middle of the night so he runs into >your room and then you just make your move." Raichi: Or hit him over the head with a frying pan, tie him down and rape him! Geez! >Luna said sarcasticly. > "Hey, YEAH! That could work! Thanks Luna!" Lita said smiling. > "What!?" Luna said confused. > "Had to open your big mouth, didn't you?" Artemis added. Gomezu: [Luna] Watch it or you're sleeping in the litterbox for a week, pussy. > "Oh shut up, who asked you." Luna said dropping her head in >shame. Maryoko: [Luna] I have failed the Emperor. I must commit hara-kiri. > "Well... that should about cover it, well wish me luck." Lita >said crossing her fingers. "Hey Alex, ready to go?" > "Huh? What time is it?" Alex yelled from the courtyard. Raichi: It's Miller Time! > "Almost seven, lets go home and I'll cook you a nice,romantic, Gomezu: piece of toast. >dinner." Lita said. > "Alright. Good cause I'm starving!" > Ok, see ya guys later, Maryoko: [Lita] Just remember I'm having tons more sex than you and you're jealous. >if all goes well, I might not be up for awhile, if you get the hint." >Lita said winking. Raichi: She might fall asleep in her rice and drown. >She ran out of Rei's room and met Alex. > "Think she really will get it?" Amy asked. Gomezu: Clap? > "Guess we'll find out tomorrow if she does, so I guess we >have to wait." Serena said. Raichi: [Rei] Let's take a clap pool. > "Well, one things for sure. I know I want to be in that girls >shoes right now." Mina sighed. > "That's for sure..." The other's agreed. Maryoko: Running around serving Alex dinner... yessir, what a life. Gomezu: [Alex] Shut up, bitch... go make me a turkey pot pie! > The girls sighed and looked at each other and all yelled, "NO >FAIR!!!" and flopped on the floor. > On the way home, Lita's mind was filled with questions. Raichi: [Lita] What is 'kiss'? >She wanted it so bad, but didn't know if he would have her. She wanted >nothing more that to experience this with no one Gomezu: She needs Lita's Class in Self-Loving! Maryoko: Don't give them ideas. >but this man, Son Alexander. The Saiya-jin from that had touched her >heart. Raichi: I guess the whole " from" idea just never went anywhere. Gomezu: Ethan From. > "Please God, Let this work. Let me have this with him >tonight." Maryoko: [singing] Waiting for tonight.... >Lita said to herself as they reached the door to Lita's house... and >the begining of a journey that Lita would not soon forget... Raichi: Homeward Bound III: Lost in Lita's Apartment. * * * >Chapter 8:Lita's seductive plans... > > "Here goes nothing." Lita thought to herself as they got to >the door. Lita stared at the door knob, her hand shaking a little, Gomezu: [Lita] Jacob Marley!? >moved slowly toward it. > "Are you ok? Want me to open it?" Alex asked confused. Maryoko: [Alex] I'm a Saiyajin, you know. > "Huh? No... That's ok, I can get it." Lita said, getting >ahold of herself, she opened the door. > "Is something wrong?" Alex asked. Raichi: [Alex] I know my raw sexuality can be overwhelming. I'm a Saiyajin, you know. > "No, I'm fine, What do you want for dinner?" Lita asked. > "Uhhh... Maryoko: [Alex] Just a second Mom, I'm writing bad porn. >Surprise me. I'm going to go get cleaned up. After moving as fast as >I did, you tend to build up a sweat, and like a wise man once said, Gomezu: "Pafu Pafu!" >the stronger you get than the stronger you smell." Alex laughed, >" I'll be down in a little while." Alex headed up the stairs for his >bedroom. Raichi: I usually like to have a _shower_ when I shower. > "Good, it will give me time to get ready." Lita said grinning. >"Please God, just let this work." Lita continued her prayer as she >went into the kitchen and started cooking. Maryoko: [Lita] By the way, God, what the heck religion am I anyway? >Then the phone rang... > ::Ring Ring:: Gomezu: Hello? No, this is a psychiatrist. > "Hello, Lita speaking." > "Hi Lita this is Serena." > "Hey what's up?" Maryoko: [Serena] I just finished having great sex with Vince Valentine, so there. > "The girls and I just wanted to wish you luck, and say that >you are the luckiest girl alive." Raichi: Except for Miaka. > "Awww... thanks guys you have no idea how much that means to >me. I want this to work so bad, you have no idea." > "Ohhh.... we have an idea." > "Ohhh. Ok. Gomezu: [Lita] I guess that was silly of me. Of course you all want Alex like nothing else. He's a Saiyajin, you know. >But I gotta go, I'm right in the middle of cooking." > Oh, ok. Good luck again, see ya." Maryoko: [Serena] See you promiscuous filthy slut. I mean tomorrow. > "Thanks bye." Lita finished and hung up the phone. "Man I >hope he likes what I'm cooking." Lita wondered. She was making Egg >flower soup, Raichi: Picked the egg flowers fresh this morning. >Linguini and white claim sauce, both from scratch. Little did she >know that these were two of Alex's favorite foods. Maryoko: Aside from Hardees, anyway. > "And for dessert... hehehe, Passion fruit, Starwberries Gomezu: GAH! >and cream." Lita giggled to herself. She didn't even realize that she >made all of Alex's favorite foods, she basiclly made the perfect >dinner. > An Hour later... Raichi: An hour? It takes an hour to create a three-course meal without using prepackaged ingredients? Huddle up here, Alex.... > "Ahh... That feels better, WOW! Something smells great! Gomezu: [Alex] Did you get KFC? >What did you... hello..." Alex said looking at Lita in a tight, one >piece, ruby red dress, with no sleeves and only went two inches past >her ass. Maryoko: No, it takes an hour to create a three-course meal without using prepackaged ingredients, AND clean off all the sweat and flour and change. > "You... you... look beautiful..." Alex said as he gazed up >and down her body. This dress acceinted every single curve on her >gorgous body. Raichi: Acceint, v. To prod rice pudding with a spoon. > "Thank you. Come, sit down" Lita said smiling. > "Ok... Thanks.." Alex walked over, but didn't watch where he >was going and tripped and fell flat on his face, Gomezu: Not only is he a Saiyajin, he's the long-lost Fourth Stooge. >"ACK!!" he cried as he hit the ground. He was too busy staring at >Lita in that dress to watch where he was going. Maryoko: Luckily, gravity took care of it for him. >"Oww... my nose." He said raising his head. He was right at Lita's >feet, and when he looked up, he saw right up Lita's short skirt. Raichi: I can't wait until we get to watch Alex crawling under the table trying to lift her skirt with his chopsticks. >He saw that Lita was wearing a white, almost see through thong. >Alex almost choked cause of the shock. > "Umm...rrrr.... aaa... Gomezu: It's K-kkken, c-ccoming to k-kill him! >sorry." Alex mummbled. > "It's ok." Lita said helping him up. As she was helping him >up she whispered in his ear, "You can see more later, if you want..." Maryoko: [Alex] I'm getting mixed signals from her. > Alex didn't say anything and walked to the table. > "What did ya make, cause whatever it is, it smells great." >Alex said. Raichi: [Lita] It's Lobster Thermidor au Crevette with a Mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines and garnished with truffle pate brandy with a fried egg on top and spam. > "I made, Egg flower soup for starters." Lita said setting a >bowl in front of him. > "OH WOW! YUMMY! I love EGG Flower soup!" Gomezu: [Alex] I also misEMphasize words... >Alex said licking his lips. Lita got up and turned down the lights >and lit some candles on the table. She made the perfect candle light >dinner. > "Better?" She asked. Maryoko: [Alex] At least now I don't have to LOOK at your cooking. > "Yes actually. Thank you." Alex said as he tried his soup. > "This is really great." > "Thank you." Lita smiled, "Yes, it's working!" she thought to >herself. Raichi: He likes the soup! He's definitely up for sex! > They ate quietly, Alex took his time for once, he figured that >Lita had worked really hard on this, and he didn't want to be a pig >and eat it all at once. Gomezu: I think he just wants to hurt us. > "Done?" Lita asked. > "Yes thank you, what's next?" Alex said smiling at her. > "Pasta." Raichi: [Alex] Has it got any rat in it? > "Pasta, GREAT. What kind?" > "You'll see." Lita said, taking there bowls to the kitchen >and bring out the next course. Maryoko: Kraft macaroni and cheese, how gourmet. > "Oh, WOW! I love this, thank you , it's my favorite. Gomezu: [Alex] I LOVE nameless pasta! >How'd ya know?" Alex said overly pleased. > "Just a hunch I guess. Go on dig in." Raichi: Trench warfare or 'Forbidden Passions of a Saiyajin'? Gomezu: At least with trench warfare you have the option of standing up and dying quickly. >Lita said sitting down, getting ready to eat. > "I'll do just that." Alex said readying his Fork and Spoon. Maryoko: Say what? >Alex made very quick work of his meal. So quick, Lita only got a bite >of hers before his was gone. He couldn't help it, it just tasted to >damn good, that's Lita's cooking for you. Gomezu: [Angel Eyes] Like a little music with your meal, Alex? > "WOW!" Lita said shocked, "Never had anyone like my cooking >that much before." Raichi: [Lita] Usually they just choke and fall over dead. > "It was the best, I'm sorry for eating so fast. I really >didn't mean too." Alex apolgized for his stupid stomache. Maryoko: So is Lita a good cook? It's kind of ambiguous. Raichi: I don't know, but I think Alex is a Saiyajin. > "It's alright, don't worry about it, I'm going to take my >time thought, ok?" Lita said as she finished her meal. Gomezu: Wow, it took her all of half a second. > "That was great Lita. The best you've every made." Alex said, >patting his stomache. "I'll do the dishes." And in a flash, >everything was clean, even the table had a shine to it. Raichi: The amazing Kame SPEED WASHING TECHNIQUE! > "Anything else Lita?" > "Well, yes there's one thing, but you have to lay on the >couch for it." Maryoko: [Lita] And after the linguini... the oral sex! > "Ok." Alex turned and went into the living room and stood by >the couch. Gomezu: Well, he obviously has the brains of his older brother. >Lita came into the room holding two bowls, one full of fresh >strawberries, the other filled with whipped cream. Lita had some, Raichi: potent narcotics, but she was saving them for the sex scene. >other plans for the whipped cream, but thought it could wait. Maryoko: She's going to make Jell-o salad. > "Oh wow, strike three, you got all my favorites." Raichi: The author knows as much about baseball as he does about these anime series. >Alex said, "Lita thank you." > "No problem, so I did good?" > "Good? You did GREAT!" Gomezu: The taste adults have GROWN to love! > "Well, it's not over." > Lita walked over and sat down on the couch leaning her back >against the arm of the couch. Maryoko: Hot, sofa-sitting-on action. >She spead her legs and said, "Come on, lay your head her, I get to >feed them to you." Raichi: She's feeding him her legs? >Alex didn't say anything but he noticed her panties, had a little, wet >spot and he wondered what she had planed. > "Ahh no way, Lita your to good to me. Your treating me like a >King." Gomezu: I guess the Saiyajin submissively urinate before royalty. >Alex said as he laid his head in her lap and let her feed his the >strawberries one by one. Lita waited for him to close his eyes, and >when he did, Maryoko: she hit him with a blackjack and took his wallet. >she bent down and gave him a sweet kiss on the lips. > "Whoa, what was that for?" Alex said as he opened his eyes in >shock. Raichi: [Alex] I mean, besides the fact that I'm incredibly, irresistably sexy and all women desire me. > "Just to say thank you. You've been so good to me, I just had >to." Lita explained. > "Oh, ok. Well, I'm tired, is it ok if I go to bed?" Alex >asked. Gomezu: Lita must be a hell of a kisser. > "Sure, I'm tired too." Lita replied as they got up from the >couch and Alex tapped her gently on the shoulder. > "Yes Alex, what is it?" Maryoko: [Alex] Will you read me a bedtime story? > "This is my thank you..." Alex said as he grabbed her and >spun her around in his arms, dipped her and gave her the hottest kiss >of her life. Raichi: Um... I dunno, maybe should've asked first or _something_. >It was so hot, Lita almost pasted out. > "Su... Su... Gomezu: ...SUKI DA, AKANE-SAN! >Sure, anytime." Lita said as her knees went weak and she had to sit >down. Maryoko: Wow. Alex is such a good kisser, she had to sit down. > "No prob. Well good night." Alex said as he went up stairs. > "It'll happen tonight." She said as she went up stairs. "Good >thing, I didn't fill him up. Raichi: [Lita] It's up to $1.75 a gallon for unleaded! >He'll be down later for a snack." Lita undressed and changed into her >see through bra and panties. Gomezu: Why the _fuck_ didn't she just wear them under her clothes to begin with!? >She laid in her bed waiting for him to get up and get a snack. Maryoko: The suspense is terrible. Raichi: I hope it'll last. >She had almost given up, when she heard him walk past her door and go >down stairs. > "Yesss..." she whispered to herself, Gomezu: [Lita] Oh, me, take me away! >"Here goes nothing..." She got up and went down stairs. Sure enough, >just like clock work. Alex was raiding the fridge. Raichi: [Alex] There's nothing in here but soy sauce! >Alex looked up and saw her at the bottom of the stairs. He gazed upon >her almost naked body. Maryoko: [Alex] ... Well, SHE'D go well with soy sauce.... > "Alex..." Lita whispered, as she walked slowly to him, "I >want you..." Lita went right next to him Raichi: Look out Alex, she's just trying to get you to tell her where George hid the diamonds. >and pushed him up against the counter and pressed herself against him. Gomezu: [Alex] Lita, you made me sit on my egg-salad sandwich! > "Lita...I..." Raichi: [Alex] ...haven't finished with your fridge yet! >Alex whispered as Lita silenced him. > "Shhh... Don't speak..." Lita whispered as she pressed her >lips to his. They kissed for what seemed like hours. Maryoko: [Lita] Gross, have you been drinking soy sauce? >Lika pulled herself away from the kiss and took a step back. Gomezu: [Lita] Nevermind, go back to eating. >She put her hands in between her breasts and undid her bra. She let >her bra fall to the ground. Alex gazed at her beautiful, firm, >breasts. Maryoko: [Alex] Why do you have a butt on your chest? > "You like what you see Alex? I can tell you do..." Lita said >as she looked down at Alex's underwear, and saw he had a hard-on. > "Lita... I..." Alex said, as Lita put her fingers to his lips. Raichi: [Alex] But I'm hungry! I've hardly had anything to eat today! > "Shhh... no more speaking..." lita said, kissing him once >again. Maryoko: She's Norma Desmond. >Alex feel Lita's bare tits press against his chest. Alex didn't want >to, but he pushed her away and walked to the doorway of the living >room. Raichi: [Alex] Sorry, it's just that you're not good enough for me. > "Lita... I just can't... I'm sorry, please don't hate me..." >Alex whispered as he went in and sat on the couch. Gomezu: [Alex] I'm already finished. > "It's alright, I don't hate you..." Maryoko: [Lita] I hope you pitch off a cliff and die, but I don't hate you. >She said, as she began to cry. She cried to herself cause she didn't >want him to hear. She bent down and picked up her bra. Raichi: Take your drawers off and put your gun on! >"Strike one..." She thought, "But I'm not going to give up just yet. >But, if I can't get him tonight, it will never happen." Maryoko: [singing] Last dance... last chance... for lo-ove..... >Lita turned and walked up the stairs to her room and took off her >panties, she waited in her bed for the chance to start her second >plan. Gomezu: [Lita] Alex, I lost my underwear! Come help me look! >Alex was downstairs, trying to sort out his feelings. Raichi: [Alex] Guilt... remorse... lust... disappointment... but mostly just hungry. > "Why can't I let go?" He thought. > "I have to let go of these thougts. Maryoko: I'll NEVER let go, Jack! >I can't keep holding on to Chicka when she is probally fucking that >guy as I sit here. Gomezu: Well, when your alternative is a masturbatory fantasy about a cartoon character, you might as well. >And now I'm hurting Lita cause of it. Man, I don't know, I'm going to >bed..." Alex got up and went up stairs. He was headed for his room >when he heard Lita in her room. Raichi: Sounds like she's playing Legend of Kyrandia. > "Ohhh...Alex..." She moaned softly. > "Huh?" Alex thought to himself. Maryoko: [Alex] Usually I'm the one who says that. >He looked through the opened door. He saw Lita on her bed through the >mirror. Gomezu: [Alex] Being a Saiyajin, I can satisfy a woman from the whole way across the room! >She was masterbating at the thought of him. > "Come to me Alex.... Take me. Fuck me." She moaned. Maryoko: So it's kind of like "Bent", only... really bad. > Alex figured he couldn't be seen from where he was. > "YES, just like that... ohhh God.... give it to me." Raichi: [Alex] Well, looks like she's doing okay on her own. I'll go eat my sandwich and go to sleep. >Lita continued to moan, as she slid another finger inside herself. >She glanced over a little, just enough to see if he was there. Maryoko: [Lita] Excuse me, do you have reservations? > "I wish you would take me Alex. Am I not good enough?" Gomezu: Now, I'm not a girl, but somehow I don't think whiny angst is a good masturbation fantasy. >Lita asked as she continued to please herself. She glanced over a >second time just as Alex lipped. "I'm sorry Lita..." and then he >walked off. Raichi: [Alex, singing] I'm so tired... tired of being admired.... > "No..." Lita whispered, as she stopped fingering herself, and >she began to cry again. > "No, no, no..." She cried to herself again, Raichi: No? Gomezu: No. Maryoko: No, no. >"One more try, then, I give up." She said getting a hold of herself. Raichi: The Adventures of Ego-Boy and Easily Discouraged Girl! >Alex went into his room and looked at the time. > "Almost midnight..." He said as he flopped down on the bed, >letting his head hang off the end. Gomezu: Any minute he'll turn back into a pumpkin. >"Why can't I let go? Lita really wants me, and... I want her too... >Why can't I accept the fact that Chicka is gone...?" Maryoko: [Alex] Well... actually... _I'm_ gone. >Alex said as he dozed off to sleep. Alex was awakened by a scream >from Lita's room. > "LITA! I'M COMING, Raichi: I think you skipped a page. >JUST HOLD ON!!" Alex said, running to her room. It was almost 1:30 >a.m. now. Maryoko: Oh no, they're missing the Discovery Channel special on barnacles! > "Lita, are you alright?!?" Alex asked in a panic. > "I had a bad dream." She said, she was lying on top of the >covers, totally naked. Gomezu: [Lita] I dreamt that I had to take all my clothes off. >Alex looked up and down her. She was beautiful. It expected nothing >less from a Princess. Raichi: Sorry, that last sentence was from a different fanfic altogether. >God, he wanted her. > "Could you lay with me Maryoko: [Lita] Or on me, whichever. >and comfort me?" Lita asked, knowing this was her last chance, and >hoping he would agree. > "Lita, I'm sorry... I can't. Look I know you want me more than >>anything. Raichi: [Alex] I _am_ one sexy bitch. >I want you too. But... I just can't." Alex said as he turned asn went >back to his room. Lita started crying again. > "NO... its not fair, what did I do so wrong?" Gomezu: Have you NO LISTENING COMPREHENSION AT ALL!? Raichi: Breathe, man. > Alex opened his door and got about half way in when he >stopped. > 'Why? Why did I just do that? Maryoko: Erectile dysfunction? >Man, Chicka doesn't even know I exsist anymore, and Lita is dying >over me. She wants me so bad and she has been so good to me no matter >what. Raichi: Yeah, like trying to pressure you into bed. That's nice. >Fuck it, I'm going for it." Gomezu: How self-sacrificial is that? What a guy. >He said, as he turned around and headed back to Lita's room. About >halfway down the hall, Lita came running out in a silk robe crying. > "ALEXANDER!!!" She yelled as she stopped right in front of >him. Maryoko: [Alex] YES LITA? >He put a finger to her lips and said softly. > "I know, I'm sorry... Let's go for it..." He took her in his >arms and kissed her passionatly. Raichi: Um, so... I wonder what the author's girlfriend thinks of this? Gomezu: I wonder why the author HAS a girlfriend, and I'm still single. Maryoko: Time to go, guys. [Exeunt] * * * "What's the matter, Gomezu-kun, is the fanfic still bothering you?" "No, it's not that." replied the sidekick as he poked his supper with a fork, "It's just that this stuff is incredibly disgusting. What is it, anyway?" Raichi shrugged. "Probably evil-flower soup. By the way, Maryoko, that's a lovely necklace." "Thank you, Raichimanotakaru," the girl blushed happily, "You gave it to me." "Oh, yeah. ... This IS awfully nasty soup." Gomezu gazed thoughtfully across the table. "You're right, Raichi, that is a very nice necklace." "Thank you, Gomezu-kun." "I gave it to her." "It especially stands out since she isn't wearing a shirt." "I liked that too." "Thank you, Raichimanotakaru. This soup isn't very good, is it?" Pause. Caption: "The Dark Theatre of Mecha Host Segments -- all the excitement and adventure of _Forbidden Passions of a Saiyajin_, with 80% less fat!" ========================================== STINGER: What they saw amazed them. Alex was out in the courtyard of the temple with his shirt off. 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