Kiki Samson waited by the side of her best friend Jane Evanston at the bus stop. The bus had been late every day that week and Principal Mackly wasn't about to believe anything Kiki or Jane had told him to excuse their tardiness. He had hated them ever since they had started going to Barkley High School. It was all because of Principal Mackly's son, Harvey Mackley. Why he started to hate the two of them, Kiki and Jane had never figured that out, but he did, and he would always use his dad to get revenge on his enemies. "So," Kiki started, "why won't your dad let you drive a car?" Jane looked at her annoyed. "Well, maybe we could still be driving to school in your car if you hadn't wrecked it the first day you got it, hmmm?" Jane said with a smirk. "Besides, being sixteen isn't 'mature enough' to drive says the old man." Kiki sighed and turned to look up the street to see the bus coming. "Finally," Kiki huffed. She walked up the bus steps and shoved two quarters in the money slot. Jane followed. They went to their usual seats in the back and sat down, they then looked at each other. They both knew they were in for it. "Principal Mackley is going to really be mad this time." Jane said. "Yeah," Kiki replied, no worry in her voice. "What's the worse he can do? Give us another detention?" Kiki and Jane ran through the halls to get to homeroom. The hallways were empty except for a few burnouts and kids who skipped. Jane and Kiki had almost reached their homeroom destination when they were stopped by a familiar high-pitched voice on the intercom. "Samson…Evanston!" The two girls halted, their eyes darted up at the brown speakers of the rusted intercom. The voice continued, "I...know you girls aren't in class, are you? Make your way to my office….NOW!!" the static from the speaker along with the shrill voice of Mackley made the girls twitch. They turned around and headed towards Principal Mackley's office. "Well, girls, so glad you could make it." Inside Principal Mackley's office, Jane and Kiki sat in the two green polyester chairs, which they so often sat in. Principal Mackley sat in his black leather swivel chair, his elbows on his desk, hands folded. His lackey son Harvey stand right next to him, smiling a sinister smile. "You two have been tardy two weeks in a row!" Principal Mackley yelled. "You have caused trouble! Trouble! Trouble!" "I see we've 'troubled' you sir." Kiki said, trying to hold back giggles, along with her friend. Mackley and his son sneered at them. "I'm a lovable person, aren't I girls?" Mackley asked in an evil voice. "Oh, yes sir!" the girls shouted with sarcasm in sync. They giggled and nudged each other. Harvey glared at them, but then smiled as his father continued. "Do I amuse you two troublemakers?!" he screamed, slamming his palm on his desk. Jane winced, but Kiki just sat there calmly. "I feel we've upset you in some way…sir." She smiled. Mackley's eye began to twitch in anger, Kiki had thought it might explode. She laughed at the thought. "Father, I think these two will benefit very well from the experiment." He said calmly, trying to hide how angry the two had made him. Jane looked a bit concerned "What experiment is that?" she asked. The two Mackleys snickered. "The experiment you'll never forget!!" Principal Mackley howled with laughter along with his son. The lights flashed on and off and a thunder sound roared though-out the room, The girls gasped. "How did you do that?" Kiki asked. "Never you mind. Now, I believe the problem with you two girls is that your spirits are too high. You think you're going somewhere in the world, you think you're somebody important. You have what we call, self-esteem," Principal Mackley said. "What do you mean, Charles?" Kiki asked, Jane snickered. "I am Principal Mackley! I will break your sprit if it's the last thing I do!" he exploded out of his chair, arms wailing about. Then he brushed his vest and calmly sat back down. "Have you ever heard of a fan fic girls?" Macley asked. The girls were puzzled. "Yeah, those things where people use other trade-marked characters from television shows or comic books to make their own pathetic story?" Jane asked. "Yes…well, I hope you enjoy your last moments of mocking me and my son," Mackley continued "Yeah!" his son said, and quickly went behind daddy's chair again. "Ahem, as I was saying….I hope you enjoyed them because after today…they will be your last!" the loud thunder noise filled the room again, the lights flashing on and off. "How in the hell do you do that?" Jane and Kiki asked. "On with the experiment!" Mackley yelled. "What experiment?" the girls yelled. "Will see if your spirits are so high when were done with you," Harvey snickered a phlegm-filled nose laugh. Principal Mackley pulled open his drawer and pulled out what looked like a remote control for a television set. Only it had one button, a big, red button. Jane and Kiki were intrigued. "See you in hell." He said as he pushed the button, the lights flickered on and off again, then came the loud thunder sound. "How do u…" but before the girls could finish, they felt the floor fall under them. They screamed all the way until they hit a hard surface. "Ouch! That really hurt." Kiki said rubbing her head. "What happened?" Jane asked, standing up again. "Jane? Kiki?" A male voice said. Jane and Kiki looked ahead to see two figures. It was dark in the room, but Jane and Kiki could still make out who the people were. It was Josh and Katie Higgins, siblings, two of Jane and Kiki's friends. "That's right!" a voice filled the room, the voice of Charles Mackley. He continued, "Since you all are such good friends, I thought you'd like to crumble and fall together." He laughed. "Not really." They all said back. "Well to bad!" he yelled and the lights got brighter to reveal where they were. It was a very small movie theater with four red velvet seats. "Sit down, make yourselves comfortable." Mackley's voice continued, "You're going to be viewing a fan fic called 'Serenity gets Married'. I'm sure you will enjoy it." He laughed an evil laugh. "By the time it is over, you'll be begging for detention! Prepare for spirit-breaking experiment!" the four students stared at each other as Principal Mackley laughed a sinister laugh. "Okay, I'll leave you four to your fan fic." And the voice stopped. "Principal Mackley?" Jane called. But then the screen came on. "I knew being you friends with you two would get me screwed." Katie said and sat in her chair, and slumped. Jane sat next to her, Kiki to her, and Josh to her. They all sighed as the movie screen turned on. >Sailor Moon: Fantasy! KIKI: It begins…..*sigh* >[Hentai] JANE: Oh great, that's nice. Give us a hentai the first one! >Episode:01 JOSH: Does that means there are more that ONE episode? KIKI: Duh… >"Serenity Get's Married!" KATIE: At least we won't have a sinful hentai. JOSH: What do you mean sis? KATIE: Because she's getting married first… KIKI: It's still a hentai! It doesn't matter! >By the "Crystal Knight!" JANE: 'The' Crystal knight? It is neither man nor female? JOSH: Yup. KIKI: that's right. KATIE: That is corresct. >E-Mail: Who09@aol.com KIKI: He's just asking for flames… JANE: hold on, lemme right that down. >Recommended for those 18 and over. KIKI/JANE/KATIE: YEAH!!! Mackley! We're only sixteen! We can't be in here! Yey! JOSH: Guys! Don't leave me alone with this thing! KIKI/JANE/KATIE: (sighs) KATIE: Okay, bro, we won't leave you. >Note: This Sailor Moon Fan Fiction Takes place just after Sailor Moon:R! KIKI: Who gives a flyin' rat's- KATIE: Kiki… JOSH: I'm sure it doesn't matter anyways, they're just going to be having sex in a minute anyways… > All the Characters from the DIC version of Sailor Moon will be used except Serena. JANE: (Serena) Yey! KIKI: Fine, I didn't wanna' be in your stupid fan fic anyways…Wahhhhhh! >Instead, Serenity will be used. JANE: Uh…isn't that Serena? >This Fan Fiction contain words and descriptions of nudity. Read at your own Risk! KIKI: Oh…OH god no! Not descriptions of nudity! Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! JANE: Uh, Kiki, you allright? KIKI: Yeah, sorry. JOSH: Warning! Warning! Crappy fan fic ahead! Read at your own risk! KATIE: I've looked at my options….and, I've decided not to read any further. > Now on to the Story! KATIE: Damn. > ~~~EPISODE:01 "Serenity Gets Married!"~~~ ALL: (without emotion) Yey…. >Serenity woke up at 8:30 am. >I was saturday. KIKI: Did the author just tell us he's Saturday? KATIE: I'm Monday! (all looks at Katie) KATIE: Sorry… >When Serenity woke up, she was not wearing anything. KIKI: I hate when that happens… >Her Panties were on the floor along with her Bra and JOSH: hot pants? JANE: Girtle? KIKI: A single white glove with sequins? (all look at Katie) KATIE: Uh, uh…and a pretty pink bow? (all sighs) >the other clothes. Serenity went to the dresser drawer and opened one of the drawers. Inside were a bunch of panties. There was many to choose from. JOSH: So many panties, so little time. >She saw a pair of satin panties that had Rabbits and Moons. KIKI: Is that some kind of disease? > She got the pair out and slowly put them on. Then she put a bra on. She got one of her many bunny tee shirts. Then she got several pairs of shorts out. Serenity put one pair on. JANE: Do we need to go into detail of how the girl dresses herself? > The others she put in her book bag. She also did the same for several pairs of panties. KATIE: Yeah, I always carry extra panties around. KIKI: Someones taking the saying "Always wear clean underwear just a little to far…" >Now she put on some socks and shoes on and went down stairs. Her mother greeted her daughter. Mrs. Tsukino: "Hello, Serenity good morning! happy birthday!" JANE: Why does Serenity's mom have the same name as Serena's? Serenity: "Thanks mom. That reminds me. I have to go to the temple today." JOSH: Uh, how does that remind you of going to the temple? >Serenity grabs a piece of toast and ran out the door with her book bag. She ran to the temple all the way. KIKI: Uh….so many insults… > Once she got there the others was waiting. Raye spoke up. JOSH: Who the hell are you? Where's Serena? >Raye: "Good morning Serenity! Happy birthday." >Amy: "Happy birthday!" >Lita: "Happy birthday Serenity!" >Mina: "Happy birthday, Princess!" KIKI: (Serenity) Oh, thanks guys, that reminds me. I have to go to Miami and get a tan. >Serenity: "Thanks guys. Were's Darien?" >Raye: "He had to go out of town for a few days, JOSH: (Raye) With his girl friend Serena… JANE: Get off it Josh. JOSH: Okay.. > but he wanted to tell you >happy birthday." KIKI: (Serenity) Why are all these people wishing me a happy birthday? My birthday isn't for 6 months. > Serenity looked down. Serenity just sat there on the steps >of the temple and looked depressed. ALL: Awww…… >A couple of hours passed and JOSH: … everyone got really bored of watching Serenity sit there depressed so they left. >Suddenly for no reason, Serenity stood up. KATIE: Does there have to be a reason for standing? JANE: Suddenly, for no reason, Jane smacked Josh. JOSH: Wha-? (Jane smacks Josh) Ow! GIRLS: (laughs) >Her body tensed tightly. She felt him coming. KIKI: The grim reaper? JOSH: That damn vacuum sales-man? JANE: a Jehovah's witness? Man, I'd like to stab those people in the eye! KATIE: Jane! No, we'll get flamed. >Serenity: "Why didn't you tell me he was coming?" Raye and the others were >surprised. >Serenity: "Shit! I pissed all over myself again!" KIKI/ KATIE: Ick! JANE: Uh, yeah, I hate when that happens… >Lita: "You should have gone to the bathroom and peed there insted of all over >yourself." JOSH: (Serenity) Nah, really Lita? Why didn't I think of that? >Serenity: "I could help my self. I had no control over my body. JANE: You just said you could help yourself… > It seems when >Darien draws closer my body tenses tightly. I pee all over myself. I get >sweaty. My heart pumps faster. My blood pressure rises. My pussy cums all >over my panties. KATIE: I'm sure they didn't need to know that! >t's like my body responds to his appearance. And it is >doing just that now." JOSH: (Raye) Yeah, we can tell by the way you have urinated upon yourself. > Raye and the others were shocked. Serenity shorts was >wet at the crotch. She was still cuming and peeing all over herself. She was >also nervous. Darien finally showed up. Serenity's body throbbed at Darien's >arrival. She was happy to see him. KATIE: Obviously… KIKI: A little too happy if you ask me… JOSH: We didn't. KIKI: Shut-up. > Serenity couldn't move. She just stood >there frozen, JANE: Because, as you know, she couldn't move. > and just smiling ather prince. >Darien: "Happy Birthday sweetheart! JOSH: (Darian) Happy birthday honey- uh, ew! God! Gross! Get away1 > My beloved >Meatball head!" Darien had two gifts in his hands. Serenity answered back. >Serenity: "Hello Muffin! Thank you!" >Serenity was still in excitement, but >she was slowly returning to normal. >Darien: "Serenity, why are you shorts wet?" KIKI: Why do you think Tux-boy? >Serenity: "I will talk to you about it later. JANE: (Darien in a whiny voice) NO, I wanna know now! Now! KIKI: Just like a man, always prying' into us women's business! KATIE: That's right sista'! > Raye can I change in your >bathroom?" KATIE: (Raye) No. >Raye: "yes, go ahead. Lita go with Serenity and help her get cleaned up, >please?" JOSH: I think she can handle dressing herself Raye. >Lita: "Sure. come on Serenity." Lita and Serenity >go into the restroom. Serenity took off her shoes and her shorts. KATIE: Here we go again…. JANE: Then she took off one sock, then the other, then… JOSH: Ok…we get it. JANE: Damn right you do. Then she> >took off her panties which were completely soaked with Serenity's Cum juices. ALL: And pee! JOSH: (sings) She'll be…'cummin' 'round the mountian when she- (Jane and Kiki smacks Josh) KIKI: Gross! >Lita took the soaked panties and felt them. KIKI: Ew! Why is she feeling her panties?? >They were totally sticky. ALL: Eewwwww! >Lita: "I don't understand why your body would lose control like that." >Serenity: "It's like my body is reacting by causing those strange impulses. KIKI: And then I turn into….SUPER SERENITY! JOSH: Able to leap tall buildings, and pee on herself! SUPER SERENITY! >It does feel good to me." KATIE: Uh, yeah…peeing on yourself sure does feel good, huh Serenity? JANE: A warm sensation…bleh. >Lita: "How many pairs of shorts and panties do you go through in a day?" JOSH: (Serenity) What's it to you? >Lita Asked another question as she washed off Serenity's golden blond pubic hair >around her clit. KATIE: Okay! I still don't understand why Serenity has to have Lita wash her off! JOSH: Hey, Jane. You're blond…does that mean…? JANE: No. JOSH: Are you… JANE: Yes. Now shut up. JOSH: Ooh…feisty. >Serenity: "It depends on how many times Darien and I meet. The more we meet, >the more I have to change." KIKI: Lita's really stupid in this damn fan fic. >Serenity was totally cleaned up. JOSH: She was TOTALLY cleaned up! I mean she was as shiny as a new penny! She was so clean- KATIE: That's enough. > Serenity then >put a new pair of panties and another pair of shorts. Serenity then put her >shoes back on. Lita and Serenity went outside. >Darien: "Are you okay sweetheart?" JANE: (Serenity) Yes, why do you ask muffin? JOSH: (Darien) Because when I got here you were covered in pee and other…uh, liquids from within. KIKI: Ew you guys. JOSH/ JANE: hehe.. >Serenity: "Yes, I am fine." KIKI: (Serenity) When a girl's got to go, a girls got to go! >Darien: "Here Serenity. Happy birthday!" >Darien handed his two gifts. One was >large the other real small. Serenity open the large gift first. KATIE: Oh, Darien! Just what I needed! Extra large diapers! Now I can be ready every time you're near. I love you. > Serenity >opened it. JOSH: Didn't you just say that? KIKI: Attention all fan fic writers! Learn the English language before you try to write a story! JANE: Thank you. >It was Several books about famous Princesses throughout history. KATIE: What a lame gift. >Serenity then opened the small box. Inside was a littler box that came open. JOSH: Inside that box, was an even smaller box and in that one an even smaller box, and in that one…! >Inside was a wedding ring. KATIE: Probably got it from a Cracker Jack box… >Serenity: "A wedding ring?" Serenity was surprised. >Darien: "Yes, a wedding ring. Your father felt that >it was time that you were old enough to marry. KIKI: Sure he did…I'm sure my dad would be fine if I got married to a 20-year-old when I was fourteen. Uh huh. >So that is his gift to you is that we can get married. JANE: (Serenity) Aw, geez, I knew dad would find some way of getting out of buying me that car. OH, well, I guess this guy will do for now. JOSH: She can't even drive yet, and she's getting married!? >" Darien takes the box that has the wedding ring and >Darien also takes Serenity's left hand and proposes to her. >Darien: "Serenity, my Princess, will you marry me?" Serenity didn't have to >think. KATIE: Nor did she ever. >She spoke up. KIKI: (Serenity) Nope, sorry, I'm to young. >Serenity: "Yes, I will marry you! I love you!" KIKI: Damn. > Darien then puts the ring on her left hand. KATIE: I think that is called a bracelet. >Darien: "The Marrage will take place tomarrow at 5:00 pm. JANE: Okay, yeah right. They planned the wedding that fast. Give me a break. > Let's go. Your >father said you can go ahead and move in with me." JOSH: (Serenity) You know, you say my dad says all these things, but really…I don't remember you two ever meeting…Oh well! Let's go! >Serenity: "Okay lets go." Darien opened the car door for his bride to be. >Then he gets it and they take off for Serenity's home. > Once there, Darien and Serenity moves all her stuff out of her room and >loads it into his car. KATIE: As they are about to pull out of the driveway Serenity's dad runs out of the house screaming " What the hell are you doing with my daughter? Where are you going Serenity?" KIKI: (Serenity) Darien, I think my father doesn't want me to get marrried as much as you said he does. JOSH: (Darien) OH, yes he does, you misunderstood him. He said, uh, have a nice life dear…and be sure to give Darien some sweet lovin' KIKI: (Serenity) Oh okay….anything you say muffin. I will follow your command and believe every thing you say because I know you would never lie to me…right? Right? Darien? JOSH: (Darien) Uh, yeah. >Once they had all the stuff, they take off for >Darien's apartment. One there, they unload everything and Serenity puts all >the clothes away in her dresser drawer which was moved eariler by Darien and >Mr. Tsukino. KATIE: Well, how convienent that she said yes. Or else all her stuff would've been moved for no reason >After they were done Darien made dinner for his Princess. >The ate by candle light, which she loved. After dinner, they sat together on >the couch. For a while, they just stayed close. KATIE: Aw, how sweet of him. He must really love her. JOSH: He is so going to score. JANE: Why else would he be doing all this? KATIE: You guys! That's not the only reason… KIKI: 'Fraid so Katie. Sorry. >Then Serenity got up and >spoke to Darien. >Serenity: "Darien, please love me." >Darien: "I already been loving you." JOSH: (Darien) What else do you want from me woman!? >Serenity: "That's not what I meant. I meant that my body must be loved and >played with. KIKI: (Darien) Yes! Score! And the wedding hasn't even taken place yet! I'm home free! >take off my clothes and see what treasures await beneath my clothes. KIKI: So many insults…can't think..must riff… JANE: Oh lord…that's corny > You must love me >emotionally and sexually. KATIE: But mostly sexually. >It's what I need." KATIE: Oh shut up. JOSH: This Crystal Knight's gonna' get a good ass whoopin' JANE: Yeah! A whole can of whoop ass! > Darien got up and lead her to their bedroom. KIKI: I see he has no problames with her request. >There was a larger bed that replace Darien's old bed. JANE: Well, of COURSE there was. I bet Serenity's dad helped move it in… >Darien: "Sure, I will love all of you." Darien reaches down and unties >Serenity's shoes and also takes off her socks. ALL: (moans) KATIE: All you need to say Crystal Knight is: The chic got naked. It's not like this was eloquently written where it would harm the story! >Then he goes up and starts to >take off her shirt. Serenity lifts up her arms, so her shirt will come off >easier. JOSH: (Darien) Whew! Girl! Put those arms down! Haven't you heard of deoderant? >Darien then moves for her bra. JOSH: He's goin' for the bra ladies and gents! KIKI: Josh… >It unsnapps her bra. JANE: What does? KIKI: I thought Darien was doing the undressing here. > Serenity's >breasts flop out of her bra as Darien >takes Serenity's bra off. JOSH: Flop. KIKI: Bounce. JANE: Boing. KATIE: My boobs don't flop out of my bra like that. JOSH: Ew! Ew! Thought of sister's boobs! Okay, back to thinking about Jane's…all better now. JANE: *punches Josh in the mouth* You better stop that too! JOSH: I'll be good. > Serenity's breasts were >the size of small apples. KIKI: Macintosh apples? JANE: Granny Smith apples? KIKI: Well, I'd say I'm a large apple bra size. JANE: Medium for me I suppose. KATIE: Mine are the size of Watermelons. JOSH: You wish. KATIES: I know. > Her breasts were nice, firm and round. Serenity's >nipples were hard. Darien then moved down for Serenity's shorts. He unsnapped >her shorts and unzipped them. He lowered her shorts until they hit the floor. >For the first time, Darien had seen Serenity's panties. ALL: Oh my god! That's amazing! JOSH: Who carse, man. You just saw her boobs! >Serenity: "Do you like my panties?" ALL: No. >Darien: "Yes, I do." Darien then took his hand down the front of her panties. Serenity oohed and aahed has he rubbed her pubic hair. KIKI: What? Is he doing something spectacular by rubbing her underwear? >Darien >then took both of his hands and got ahold of the strings of Serenity's bikini >panties and started to slowly and gently pull down her panties. He noticed >her pubic hair was exposed ans he slowly lowered her panties. He briefly >stopped to look at the crotchliner area of Serenity's panties. JANE: Why? KIKI: Would you just screw her and get on with it! >He felt of them. They were wet in the crotch area. KIKI: I told you you should have gotten her diapers. >Then he continued to lower her panties. JOSH: How friggin' long does it take to pull off some damn panties? >Her panties were not around her knees KATIE: That's because Darien suddenly revealed himself to be the Japan-mass murderer! He now was strangling Serenity with her own unserwear! ALL: Oh! The humanity! >all curled up. >Darien felt the satin panties he had taken off of her. JANE: (Darien) *sniff* Do you use Downy? > Darien continued to >pull down Serenity's panties until they reached her ankles. Then he lifted >her feet and took off her panties completely. KATIE: You just said they were allready off! Aughhhh! I can't take this anymore! >She looked down at her >nakedness >and was happy. She wasn't embarrased that he took off her clothes. KIKI: Instead, she was humiliated. >Serenity: "Do you like what you see? ALL: No. >Is my body pleasing to you?" ALL: No. >Darien: "Yes, very much." Darien then put Serenity on their new bed and he >looked at her Pubic hair. It was golden blond just like Serenity's hair on >her head. (Josh looks over at Jane and his eyebrows move up and down) JANE: No. KIKI: You must really like getting a fat lip Josh. He started rubbing her golden pubic hair. ALL: Rub the mighty Golden Pubic hair! >Her pussy lips were swolen shut. He gently opened her pussy lips until he could get his fingers >into her clit. He thwn took off his clothes and got on top of her. He rubbed >his penis on her clit. GIRLS: Ew! EW! EW! JOSH: (singing) HUH! Shove it in…shove it out! Huh! KATIE: Stop! > She moaned for >joy as he rubbed her fragile pussy. He then entered his penis into her >vaginia and began to move his penis in and out of the her vaginia. Serenity >continued to moan with excitement was he increased in speed and motion. >Serenity: "Please don't stop, love me more!" ALL: No. >Serenity moaned with happiness >as he was fucking her. Serenity's clit and vaginia became to ooze out her >natural love juices ALL: GAG! KIKI: Get your Serenity natural love juices! No artificial flavors! All natural! All love! >in response to >the wonderful feeling. For a couple of hours had passed since he started >fucking her. She was very excited. She was hot. He began to rub Serenity's >breasts. JOSH: Her apple sized breasts… > She increased her moaning in >response to her excitement. Finally he had stopped. ALL: Finally! >He got up and started to >stroke the hair on her head as she was returning to normal. Serenity got up >from the bed and moved towards >the bathroom. She got cleaned up. Darien did the same. Afterwards they >decided to go to bed. JANE: Please do, before I throw up… >Serenity slept in the nude again as she always did. Darien was surprised that >Serenity slept nude. KATIE: Well, you guys did just have sex…there's no point in getting dressed stupid. > He always did the same every night. Serenity fell asleep >with her pubic hair touching >Darien's butt. ALL: giggles >She remained like that for the rest of the night. >The next morning Darien had woken up. JANE: As supposed to what, still being asleep? > Serenity was up in her panties that >Darien had removed the night before KATIE: That had taken up half this damn fan fic! >and she made some breakfast that she had >learned in school. JOSH: A hash brown a chocolate milk. >He got up and put on his underwear and had found her in >the kitchen. Serenity had no bra on yet. KATIE: That's why the neighbor's kids are looking in the window. > Finally the breakfast was done and >They ate together, side by side. After wards they went back to the bedroom >and Serenity took off her panties that she worn the day before. KIKI: She just put them back on…the hell? >She spoke up. ALL: Speak up child! >Serenity: "Will you pick out the clothes that you want me to wear for the day >and dress me?" KATIE: What is with this chick ? She can't clean herself, undress herself or dress herself! >It was an unusual request, but he did it. He looked in her drawers and found >matching pink panties and bra set. He got a pink dress from the >closet. From a drawer he also got a long slip. Darien also got Knee highs and >put them on her first. Next, he put on her bra. Then he put on her >silk pink panties on her. Then he put her slip on her. JANE: Then, he decided to kick himself in the ass for proposing to such an idiot who can't even dress herself. JOSH: He should've stayed with Serena. KIKI: (Darien) Geez, this is going to be a pain in the ass every morning. > Then he helped her get >into her dress. He zipped it up. He then put some pink high heels on her >feet. He gently twirled her around. He took her to a mirror and showed her. >Darien: "How do you look?" >Serenity: "Like your bride to be!" Darien hten got dressed and the left for >the place of the wedding. KATIE: Hasn't anyone heard of a spell check around here? >For hours they prepared. Finally Serenity had to prepare for the wedding. >Serenity put on her wedding dress which KATIE: …Darien probably had to put on for her. >was her Moon Princess dress. Soon Her >father escorted her down the center of the church. Soon the two were side by >side. >Minister: "Do you Darien Chiba take Serenity Tsukino to be your lawful wedded >wife? To cherrish and to hold in sickness and in health as long the two of >you shall live and death do you part?" ALL: No. JOSH: (Darien) She's been screwed why am I here? >Darien: "I do." JOSH: Man, is he whipped. >The Minster asked the same to Serenity. She answered. KIKI: Isn't it supposed to be 'she spoke up'? >Serenity: "Yes, I do!" >Minster: "With the power of the goverenmet of Japan, I now declair you Mr. >and Mrs. Chiba. You may kiss the bride. Darien lifted up serenity's veil and >kissed her. Then they moved together outside as seeds and rice were scattered >by every body. JANE: along with stones and rotten fruit. > Serenity and Darien both laughed. >Now was time for the reception. ALL: OH god… NEXT EPISODE: "Serenity's Wedding reception!" KATIE: please no! She'll probably have to change for the reception! KIKI: Who cares? I won't be here. JOSH: Let's get out of here guys. JANE: That was the worst form of child abuse ever. The four see that a door has opened in the back of the Movie Theater. They make their way to the opening, which leads them to Principal Mackley's office. The four stand in front of Principal Mackley's desk. His son Harvey was still standing behind Mackley's leather chair. "So, did you four enjoy your little….experience?" he asked slyly. Kiki stepped up to his desk and said, "Yes sir, Principal Mackley." And gave him her usual smile. Mackley and Harvey started to steam. Jane, Kiki, Josh and Katie tried to keep their laughter inside. "In fact sir," Jane started, "I'm now more happy and full of life. You know, more peppy?" Principal Mackley slammed his fists on his desk, causing a small crack to form on the surface. They all saw that that had really hurt him, but he wasn't about to show any sign of it. "What about you two?" he looked over towards Katie and Josh. "Your friends made you watch that horrible fan fic. Aren't you mad at them? They made you go through such a horrible ordeal! Is your friendship over with?" he sat back down and smiled an evil smile at Kiki and Jane. Katie answered, very politely, "Oh, no sir! Why, I'd say our friendship is stronger than ever now!" She shot him a smile. "Yeah," her brother started, "Jane and I have discovered our new romance. Isn't that right Jane?" He stepped up to Jane, put his arm around her, and pulled her to his side. "Yes, a magic bond is what we have," Jane replied punching Josh in the gut, "and it's all thanks to you Principal Mackley." The six starred at each other for a minute and then finally, Principal Mackley said, "Well, I see your spirits have not yet broken…but don't get so cocky yet my friends. Oh no, for this is not the end of the experiment….every day there will be a fan fic awaiting you after school. You will come, and watch it, and soon, you will be mine!" "Yeah!" Harvey remarked and the thunder and lights started up again. "You can't make us watch your crappy fan fics!" Kiki yelled back at him, stopping the stage effects. "How did you do that?" Katie and Josh asked in awe. They're e eyes darting around the room. Principal Mackley folded his hands on his desks calmly and replied. "Oh, I can't can I?" "No! You can't! What if we don't show up after school? Then what?" Jane said as she flung Josh's arm off her. "I'll tell you what I'll do Ms. Evanston. If you do not show up every day in my office at 3:45p.m. exactly, I will make sure you don't win that 'Miss Perfect Attendance Award' you've been working so hard for." Mackley said slyly. "Noooooooooooooooooo! You can't! I've never been absent a day in my life since the 6th grade! Even when I had lice I came to school, there is no way you can keep me from getting that award!" "You came to school with lice?" Katie asked. "Uh…" "Well I can! I am the principal of this high school! I can do anything I want! I promise you if you disobey this order…you'll have more absences on your record than I have hair plugs on my head!" Mackley yelled. Jane stood there in dismay, as the other four snickered to think about how many that would be. "I'm glad you find that amusing because I can punish you all in horrible ways if you too choose to disobey me. Mr. Higgins!" Josh looked sternly at Mackley, showing no fear. "I hope you enjoyed your days on the football team, because they'll be over in a second if you don't show up with Evanston every day. Try getting free A's from teachers then!" he scoffed then turned sharply to Katie. She winced, but didn't blink. "And Ms. Higgins, if you choose to not show up I hope you have a fun time getting into Harvard. Straight A's your whole life, Katie? That's impressive. Screw with me and they'll be more F's on your report cards than porno's under my son's bed." Harvey turned a beat red and cried, "Aw, dad." Kiki burst out laughing while the others stood there thinking about Mackley's treats. "Kiki Samson. You're brother is in 8th grade right? Why, that means he'll be a freshman next year won't he? I'll make his life a living hell…you hear me? A living hell if you don't show up most of all." He looked down at his desk that had some papers on it, he pretended to be reading them as he said, "You four are excused." They trailed out of his office, before Kiki left, she said, " I guess I'll see you tomorrow, eh Charles?" she closed the door behind her leaving Principal Mackey yelling in rage about his next fan fic he would inflict on them tomorrow. Hi guys, I'm ~*SSStarRR*~This was my first MSTing so be kind! ^_^ I'd like to get feedback, my e-mail is Km00005@ibm.net. Hope to see ya later! Buh bye! These are all my own characters, but the story-line is really based on Mystery Science Theater 3000. >Lita: "You should have gone to the bathroom and peed there insted of all over >yourself."