[WARNING: The follwoing MSTing is rated R for extreme content... Heck, it should be rated XXX, but it's only a story and not a real film. You *have* been warned.] [SCENE: A dimly lit room. All that can be seen is a large plush couch, a big screen TV and a VCR. The door opens and Ling Ling Li, Marta Nys, Noriko Kobayashi and Shion Nys all walk in.] NORIKO: I have a great sense of dread. LING LING: Really? What are you now Obi-wan Kenobi? NORIKO: Laugh if you like, but I have a very bad feeling about this fanfic we're going to be seeing today. SHION: Yes, but you *always* say that. NORIKO: And have I ever been wrong? SHION: Well... MARTA: Maybe it's another lemon? MAGIC VOICE: Please take your seats. SHION: Who the hell...? MAGIC VOICE: Please take your seats. NORIKO: Who are you? MAGIC VOICE: I am the 'Magic Voice'. LING LING: Where did you come from? MARTA: And how long have you been here? MAGIC VOICE: I was just installed last week, and my purposeis to regulate the events in this viewing room. SHION: I think we can do that ourselves, fine enough! MAGIC VOICE: I disagree. Now, please take your seats. MARTA: Damn, he's even grumpier than Noriko. NORIKO: Hey! MAGIC VOICE: Ms Li, if you would start the tape. LING LING: Hey! A please would be nice! MAGIC VOICE: ... please. LING LING: THE GREAT UNKNOWN LEMON STORY MiSTed by Michael Surbrook with Noriko Kobayashi, Ling Ling Li, Marta Nys and Shion Nys MARTA: Yeah! All right! Disclaimer: MARTA: And dat claimer! SHION: Were do you get these lame-assed jokes? NORIKO: The following is not considered to be a story, it is merely a random jumble of words that was spit out of my computer one day. These characters do not belong to me LING LING: Then give them back. and I am (ab)using them ALL : Uh oh... without knowledge or consent from their actual owners. MARTA: Is that nice? Like they care. NORIKO: You'd be suprised, some do. This story contains lemon elements. SHION: Don't look Noriko! NORIKO: Haha... That means there are some sexually explicit activities within the text MARTA: Some? I thought this was a lemon story? and anyone not legally allowed to read this type of material must stop and look for a more acceptable hobby. LING LING: What? Reading isn't an acceptable hobby? MARTA: I think he's referring to lemons. LING LING: Oh, okay, then go out and play nice violent video games, that's much better than stories with sex in them. Believe me, carpal tunnel syndrome at your age should be a crime. ALL: Hunh? Feel free to post this story anywhere that it can be seen freely, so long as it is not altered in any way without my permission. SHION: Oops... we've done it now! One Shots No. 8 - Silent Mobius NORIKO : Oh My God... EVERYONE ELSE: SHION : Oh, I'm going to *enjoy* this. Go! AMP, Go! LING LING : You *go* girls! MARTA : Oh yeah, a lemon where the *whole* cast is female! Thanks, Michael! Bring it on! SHION : Great, we are going to get treated to who knows how many pages of lesbian sex. At least my sister will be happy. NORIKO : I am going to *kill* Michael! By: The Stellar Rodent LING LING: Is that like the Stainless Steel Rat? NORIKO : Where's his e-mail address? I'm going to have Lebia mail-bomb his ass into the Stone Age. Katsumi entered the station, NORIKO : I give up, might as well sit back and enjoy the disaster as it happens. hurrying because she was late again. NORIKO: So what *else* is new? She glanced into the chief's office, noting that Rally's head was thrown back with her mouth open in a long low moan. MARTA: Someone turn the bass down, willya, I can feel the couch vibrating. Today was Lebia's turn to kneel under the big console and work her oral magic on the chief's demanding pussy. SHION: So, Noriko, you're a station chief, that one of *your* perks of office? NORIKO: NO!!! Katsumi smiled and continued down to the squad room. MARTA: Hey! What's going on? Is that all we get for Lebia? SHION: Relax, we've still got a ways to go, I'm sure you'll get to see more of Miss Blonde and Busty. Her smile faded somewhat as she heard a slight whistling noise followed by a smack and a yelp in Yuki's distinct voice. LING LING: I see AMP discipline is up to its usual standards. NORIKO: We don't work that way and *you* know it! She barged through the door, demanding, "What the hell is going on here?!" NORIKO: That's what I'd like to know! MARTA: It's a lemon story, Katsumi, why ask such stupid questions? She took in the sight of Yuki with her feet LING LING: Up on the desk? Yuki, have you no discipline? NORIKO: She's has more than some people I could name. handcuffed wide apart to the legs of a table, nude, stretched forward, ALL: Uh... MARTA : You were saying, Noriko? bent on top of it face down, blindfolded with her own ponytail, hands lashed together over her head and tied with a line to a hook in the far wall. SHION: So, Marta, care to demonstrate that positon for us? MARTA : Sure, sis, how about later when we're alone? LING LING: Agh! That's sick you two! SHION : I should know better than to ever say *anything*! Nami was tied to the wall on the left, spread eagled, naked and gagged NORIKO: What! Has the author no shame? LING LING: Noriko, Yuki's, what? 14? I mean if the author's going to feature a 14 year old, then why stop with a virgin Shinto priestess? NORIKO: Grrr... MARTA: Whew, do all Shinto priestesses look that good under their robes? SHION: They do if Kia Asamiya draws them. with what looked like two pairs of panties stuffed in her mouth. SHION: If he says those are used, I'm going to be sick! Kiddy, in a crotchless black leather dominatrix outfit, LING LING: So, Marta, how do you like the story so far? MARTA: It's cool by me! NORIKO: Die! Both of you! SHION: Kiddy's into BDSM? Why am I not suprised? NORIKO: And you too! paused as she was about to add another red weal to Yuki's ass with a short, thick-handled whip. NORIKO: MARTA: Ow... getting whipped by a combat cybergraft upgrade is *not* on my list of pleasurable experiences. SHION: Having heard some of that list, I don't see why not. LING LING: List? What list? "Sorry princess. If you can't be bothered to show up on time, you have to expect me to start without you." LING LING: Princess? Is that any relation to the 'Empress'? NORIKO: No, Katsumi has more class. SHION : No, *I* have more class. "Why you! I was down in Requisitions sucking off the entire staff MARTA : So to speak. to get that special ammo you wanted. SHION: Noriko, you really shouldn't be so stingy with your equipment. NORIKO: This isn't *MY* AMP Office!!! LING LING: My, aren't *we* touchy. You know those guys are too scared of you to get it up when you go down there. Some thanks." LING LING: Hey, Kiddy can wreck cars with her bare hands, if *I* was a guy, I wouldn't want to have sex with her either. MARTA: Yeah, Noriko, you can tell us; how does Ralph Bomers and Kiddy do it, hunh, how? NORIKO : I have *no* idea. "All right. All right. I forgive you. Go ahead and get Nami warmed up." Kiddy capitulated before turning back to her helpless toy and raising her whip for another stroke. MARTA & LING LING : "Whip it... whip it good!" As Yuki yelped again, Katsumi approached Nami, quickly shedding her uniform to reveal that she wasn't wearing any underwear underneath. MARTA: Ooohhh... I *like* this story! She ran a hand down Nami's belly, through her purple triangle and slipped two fingers into Nami's slit. "My, you've been having naughty thoughts watching Kiddy and Yuki play. SHION: Someone sure has a funny definition of the word 'play'. I'm afraid we'll have to teach you a lesson." Nami's eyes filled with apprehension as Katsumi rummaged around in her discarded shinto robes. LING LING : Hmmm... ofuda, badge, Kirin dagger, holy water, Sword of the White Tiger, twenty-pack of condoms, nude pictures of me and Robert deVice... Hey! How did that get in here? "You should take better care not to lose your most important possession." SHION: Her virginity? NORIKO: Just shut up! She stood with Nami's sheathed Ki-rin Dagger in her hand. "I think you need a better hiding place to keep it." NORIKO : I can see where this is leading to. She used one hand to spread Nami's pussylips while the other pushed the sheath up into her wet hole as Nami moaned through the wadded cloth filling her mouth, stroked it in and out a few times until MARTA : Hey, Noriko, can you get me a date with Katsumi? NORIKO: it was slick with Nami's juices and then withdrew it and placed it against Nami's asshole, forcing it past the protesting muscles, firmly shoving until it completely disappeared NORIKO: What! The Kirin dagger is a good foot long! Where the hell is it supposed to be going. LING LING : This story is loosing any sense of fun, *real* fast. SHION : Why is it that the two lemon stories we've been stuck with have concerned themselves with things going into, or out of, a character's ass? MARTA: Cartman, ladies and gentlemen! My sister will be here all week! and her sphincter tightened around Katsumi's fingers. She slipped them out and licked them clean. ALL: NORIKO : T-t-that's s-s-sick... SHION : I - uh - I... excuse me... LING LING: oh god... MARTA : I take it back, I take it *all* back, I *don't* like this story! [SCENE: With a scream of rage, Noriko hauls our her AMK-02 GW Graviton (aka a 'Heavy Load Gun') and fires one round into the TV. There is a tremendous implosion and the TV collapses with a spray of sparks.] NORIKO: SHINEI!!! MAGIC VOICE: Now you've done it. NORIKO : I don't care! I'm not watching the rest of this. MAGIC VOICE: Commercial Sign in 5-4-3-2-1. Commercial sign now. [Go see "The Replacement Killers", now!] [SCENE: A dimly lit room. The couch is turned away from a brand new TV (although blast marks mar the walls). Shion is laying on the couch, looking gray. Ling Ling is on the floor, covered by Shion's cloak. Marta is applying cold compresses to the foreheads of the two. Noriko is stalking around the room, Graviton out, muttering darkly.] MAGIC VOICE: I'm afraid Chief Kobayashi, that no one is allowed to leave the room until the story has been viewed. NORIKO: We are *not* watching any more of that... that... filth! MAGIC VOICE: I'm afraid Chief Kobayashi, that no one is allowed to leave the room until the story has been viewed. NORIKO: Is that *all* you can say? MAGIC VOICE: No, you will be billed for a new TV, of course. NORIKO: Why...!!! MARTA: NORIKO! NORIKO: WHAT!!! MARTA: Give it a damn rest, alright! If you want, I'll watch the rest of this, and you can take care of Ling Ling and Shion. NORIKO : Is *that* acceptible? MAGIC VOICE: Yes. NORIKO: All right, Marta, you're it. [SCENE: A dimly lit room. Noriko put her gun away and helps Marta move the two other women to the far floor. The couch is shifted back around, and Marta sits down. Noriko kneels down next to Shion and Ling Ling and makes sure they are resting comfortably.] NORIKO: I can't believe you are doing this. MARTA; Well, right up until the finger-licking scene, I thought everything was going great. NORIKO: You really are twisted, do you know that? MARTA : You don't know the half of it! "You had better keep it there whenever you aren't using it. MARTA: Thus bringing new meaning to the term 'having a stick up your ass'! NORIKO : I heard *that*! Understand?" Nami nodded obediently. "Good." Next, Katsumi took three binder clips and attached them to Nami's nipples and clit, MARTA : Oh... that happened to me once... I still don't see the attraction. NORIKO : I do hope you're kidding. MARTA : Ahhh... no... I've been to some wild parties. Hey, I thought you weren't going to watch this? NORIKO: I wasn't until I realized *someone* had to keep *you* in line. MARTA: Wonderful. eliciting loud muffled cries. Then she picked up a huge knobbed vibrator from the clutter on the desk and rammed it all the way into Nami's abused cunt, NORIKO: Abused isn't the word I'd use here. 'Violated' comes to mind. turned it up to maximum and slapped a piece of packing tape over her crotch to hold it in place. "You stay there and perk for a while. I'll be back later." MARTA: Katsumi, you cruel bitch you. NORIKO: You're not making this any easier you know. Katsumi turned away, leaving Nami writhing against her bonds and jerking her hips in agitation. MARTA: Someone did something like that to me once, I still haven't forgiven them. NORIKO : Marta, have you ever heard the term 'oversharing'? Kiddy had finally finished whipping Yuki, leaving her ass and thighs criss-crossed with red stripes. Yuki had come at least once, to judge by the fluids leaking down her legs. MARTA: Either that or... NORIKO: Or WHAT?! MARTA : Never mind. Kiddy reversed the whip and shoved the grip deep into Yuki's rectum, the lash hanging out like an animal's tail. MARTA: My sister was right, there is far too much fascination with anal sex in these lemon stories. NORIKO: Like you haven't had it done to you? MARTA: I plead the Fifth. Katsumi climbed onto the table and straddled her arms, NORIKO: That better be Yuki's arms, or else that scene is physically impossible. grabbing a handful of Yuki's bangs and pulling her head up painfully to her groin. Yuki recognised the familiar smell of her most MARTA: Shouldn't that be 'moist'? NORIKO: Urk... important person and began licking the warm bearded mouth pressing against her face, eager to please. Behind her, Kiddy formed a fist MARTA & NORIKO: Oh... no... and put it up to her pussy, pushing slowly but firmly, stretching her lips widely, and then popping inside. NORIKO : Owwww... Kiddy continued until her arm was hidden two thirds of the way to her elbow in Yuki's tight, wet channel, NORIKO: Wha... That's... that's... MARTA: What the hell? What does this writer think women are? Hollow? NORIKO: That's insane! and began pumping her rapidly. Yuki was in heaven, both of her lower orifices filled to the max, and her hot tongue worshipping her Mistress' carnal temple. MARTA : C'mon, you can tell me Noriko, any of your officers ever do this? NORIKO: NO! Now go away! MARTA: Spoilsport. Katsumi enjoyed the efforts of Yuki's talented oral digit for several minutes MARTA: NORIKO: If you're going to do that, do it somewhere else! before cumming in her mouth. Yuki happily slurped up her Mistress' juices while enjoying the feel of Kiddy's fist moving back and forth deep in her belly, NORIKO: D-d-deep? What is this guy talkling about? Kiddy's got her arm so far in Yuki, she should be able to tickle Yuki's tonsils! MARTA : Uh, remember what you said about 'oversharing'? her pleasure greatly enhanced by her total helplessness. Just then, Katsumi noticed the clock. "Damn! Quitting time already." NORIKO: What! They were doing this on the clock! I'm going to kill them! MARTA: You need to switch to decaf. They disengaged, Kiddy pulling her arm out of Yuki with a loud shloop NORIKO: Urk... and going to untie the shuddering Nami, MARTA : Coffee's done! while Katsumi freed Yuki. As Yuki sat up smiling, her tattoos became visible. Across the upper curve of one breast was the phrase 'I am a slut,' with 'I am a whore' written on the other. 'Fuck toy' in large letters ran across her lower belly, with 'Please fuck my pussy' printed on her right thigh and 'Please fuck my asshole' on the left. NORIKO: If Yuki ever showed up in the office wearing those, I'd... I'd... MARTA: Yes? NORIKO: I'd probably blow a blood vessel and die before I could decide what to do... Yuki had come up with the idea herself, knowing it would please her Mistress. NORIKO: As well as demonstrating what a pack of sicko's this crew is. MARTA: Wow Noriko, you must be pissed, I've never heard you talk like this before! All of her clothes were short and tight so she could proudly show them off whenever she went out. MARTA: Wouldn't that violate an indecency law somewhere? NORIKO: Hmm.. good point, I'll have to remember to check the regs when I get home. MARTA: Uh... Noriko? I was kidding. NORIKO: I wasn't. At Katsumi's suggestion, she had added a second page to the menu at her coffee shop. In addition to her exotic gourmet coffee blends, her customers could also purchase various personal services that she would perform in the back room. NORIKO: How to get shut down for health violations in one easy lesson. She didn't sell much coffee any more, but business was booming. MARTA: So, does the AMP get a cut or what? NORIKO: Arrgghh... As they finished dressing, Kiddy spoke, "I'm taking Nami over to the chief's place tonight. Rally caught a low level Lucifer Hawk today and we're going to have some tentacle fun. Do you wanna come along?" MARTA: I'll go! I'll go! NORIKO: I do hope *you* are joking! MARTA: Heh, I'll never tell. "Sounds tempting, but I'm going to take Yuki down to Roppongi and MARTA: Where? NORIKO: I have no idea, I've never heard of it. pick up some men to party with." Katsumi replied, "Maybe next time." She glanced at Nami, noting that her dagger was not in evidence. NORIKO: Like it ever is? Nami normally keeps it tucked inside her robes! Nami, catching her look, winked and patted her rump, making Katsumi smile. They left the station after another typical day at work. MARTA: Typical day? Hey, Noriko, you have any openings for AMP officers? NORIKO: Will you shut up! The End MARTA: Whew, we survived. NORIKO: So to speak. Come on, let's see how the others are doing. [After a few minutes of cajoling, Noriko and Marta manage to get Ling Ling and Shion up off the floor. Guiding them back to the couch, they sit them down on the far ends of the sofa, supported by the arm rests and the back. Noriko and Marta then sit inthe middle, with Marta next to Shion and Noriko next to Ling Ling.] SHION : I don't want to see any more. LING LING : Yeah, this story is just disgusting. MARTA : Don't worry, it's all over, all you two have to watch is the end credits. SHION: Oh... I guess I can handle that. NORIKO: I hope so, since I'm not going to be the one to clean up your mess. This story was inspired by several dojinshi pinups I saw a while back. LING LING : Wha... Since I don't read Nihongo, I just made up something to fit the images. NORIKO: Just made something up... MARTA: I wonder where you find *those* pics... SHION : Just think Noriko, the actual story could be *much* worse. My thanks to those artists for sharing their visions LING LING: Twisted as they may be. with the rest of us. Also, my especial esteem to the creator of Silent Mobius, NORIKO: Kia Asamiya, who, I may add is an artist that can put Shirow to shame when it comes to tech. without whom I wouldn't be able to poke a little twisted fun LING LING: Little...? SHION: Twisted...? NORIKO: Fun...? ALL: Kill him!!! at these characters. Be sure to check out his other gorgeously drawn and brilliantly written series, such as Dark Angel and Compiler. Ja ne, TSR NORIKO: TSR? SHION: They Sue Regulary? LING LING: Totally Stupid Rules? MARTA: Tough Shit, Readers? ALL: Agggghhhh!!! NORIKO: Okay... we made it. I for one have no desire to offer C&C on this... horror story and think the sooner we are done with it the better. LING LING: Agreed. It was fun for a little while, but then exceeded any known bounds of good taste. MARTA: So to speak. LING LING : Urk... gah, Marta! Did you have to remind us? SHION: I have nothing to say. Now, I plan on going somewhere and drinking a *lot* of sake. Anyone want to come? MARTA: Me! LING LING: Alcohol sounds like just the thing to wash away the nasty taste this story left in my mouth, sure. SHION: Noriko? Do you drink? NORIKO: Yes... I do... and yes... I will. MARTA: All right! Party time! Hey, anyone for sashimi? EVERYONE ELSE: Urkk... NO!!! MAGIC VOICE: Ladies? ALL: What? MAGIC VOICE: Have a *nice* day. ALL: \ / \ / -- O -- FFIIIIISSHHHH / \ / \ NORIKO: I think after this, I'm going to go home and have a good cry. Shion Nys & Marta Nys (c) 1997 Michael Surbrook Noriko Kobayashi created by Jeff Mueller, used with permission. Ling Ling Li Copyright (c) 1987-97 by Yuzo Takada. This version was used without permission. MSTed by Michael Surbrook susano@access.digex.net Visit Surbrook's Stuff! A Hero System/Champions source (especially for anime and manga material) at http://www.access.digex.net/~susano/index.html She slipped them out and licked them clean.