**Random MSTing - my english work from a long time ago** *Cameron , Barani , Tabi , Kasumi , Ai* *Tabitha's random thought of the day : "Note how all these random MSTings tend to be my english work ..."* **** >>The Crucible - Missing Scene<< Oooh , I just HATE it when things get cut !! Nah , it wasn't like that ... Miz Rafer gave us some pointers , and we had to come up with a missing scene for either John telling Abigail that their affair was over , or Elizabeth putting Abigail out of the house ... Who ARE these people ? Ugh , this could take some time . Okay , basically , there's John Proctor , Abigail Williams and Elizabeth Proctor . Elizabeth and John are married , but John's been bonking Abigail . Elizabeth somehow finds out , and throws Abigail out of the house ; Abigail was the maid of the Proctor Household , BTW . The Crucible's set in ... uhh ... some time long ago . The 1500s or the 1800s or something like that . I don't know , and by this point , I don't CARE . >>Act : Elizabeth and Abigail *<< One star ... that just about says it all . >> The Proctor household . It is daytime , and Elizabeth sits alone in the front room , stitching . There is silence as she stitches , then a door closes from somewhere . Elizabeth quickly sets down the stitching , and stands up .<< No-one'll be seated during the THRILLING stitching-and-standing-up scene !! >>Elizabeth : John ? [There is a silence] John , is that you ? Abigail enters , carrying an empty washbasket . She is slightly breathless , but smiling .<< Now , I wonder what SHE'S been doing ... It WAS implied >:} >>Noticing Elizabeth , and remembering her call , Abigail leaves the washbasket on the floor , standing politely .<< As opposed to standing impolitely . >>Abigail : It is only myself , Goody Proctor . I have not seen Mr Proctor through the day , I presume he is still seeding at the edge of the farm .<< Sure , he's seeding ... but seeding WHAT , exactly ? Put that together with the out-of-breath but happy Abigail , and you'll guess . Oooh , kinky . >>Elizabeth : And you ? [With an air of suspicion] What work is it that you do ?<< *As Abigail* Why , the oldest profession !! >>Abigail : [Slightly confused] Why , I do the work you bid me do ; I have washed the clothes , and I have hung them out to dry . Elizabeth : You take an awful long time doing that job , Abigail ...<< Cuz she was boinking John every ten minutes . >>Abigail : [Unsure] ... What do you accuse me of , Goody Proctor ? I only done what you asked me to do ..<< Come on Elizabeth , accuse her of BOINKING yer husband !! No chance . We had to make this as historically accurate as possible .. which basically meant that everyone had to talk with wherefores and thithers . >>Elizabeth : [Trying to speak lightly ; with a smile , but not quite succeeding] Why , I do not accuse you of anything , Abigail . [Regains herself , trying to change the subject .] W-why don't you go prepare lunch ? The clock is almost stricken , I am sure that John would not like to come back to an empty table ..<< It'd be hard to bonk Abigail on it with all that food on it though . She shouldn't bother . >>Abigail : I shall go do that right now . Elizabeth : Indeed . [Takes her seat again , and reaches for the stitching . She bites her lip , and then stands up once again .] A-Abigail ! Abigail : [Stops at the kitchen's doorframe] What is it ?<< YOU'VE BEEN BONKING MY HUSBAND , YOU BITCH !!!! >>Elizabeth : [Faulters] N-nothing . It is nothing . You just .. busy yourself with what I have set for you . Abigail : [Perplexed by Elizabeth's behaviour] Alright , then . Abigail leaves into the kitchen . There is a quiet pause in the front room as Elizabeth resumes her stitching . She sighs , an angry look on her face , chiding herself . From the kitchen , the noises of Abigail preparing the lunch can be heard .<< Preparing ... lunch ... Watch out with those carrots !! *As John* Hmm , creamy ... >> Elizabeth , with an air of determination , sets aside the stitching once more , and makes her way to the kitchen . Inside , Abigail is slicing carrots with a sharp knife . Elizabeth holds her breath , then speaks .<< Oooh , what did I tell you about the carrots ? SHARP knife . Not just 'slicing carrots' ... the attention to DETAIL . Oh , it's important later on . >>Elizabeth : Abigail ? Abigail : [Still chopping carrots] What is it , Goody Proctor ? Elizabeth : [Faultering] Wh ... ah ... h-how well would you say you know my John ?<< Good enough to bonk him !! >>Abigail : [Watching her words] We are amiable enough .<< They're bonking !! >>Elizabeth : [Suspicious] I'm sure you are , aye , aye ..<< 'Cause they're bonking !! >>Abigail : [Evenly] Why do you enquire ? I'm sure that the household friendship that the three of us share is no area for suspicion !<< They have threesome bonk sessions !! >>Elizabeth : [Knowingly] Aye ... but it is ...<< .... Cuz she knows that Abigail and John are bonking !! Calm DOWN , Cameron !! Bonk !! Bonk !! Bonk !! Sure >n.n< *leaps on Cameron* *Pushes Barani away* Gerrofit ! Aww ... >> Abigail's slicing becomes a little more violent . Elizabeth doesn't notice this , but walks a few steps closer . Elizabeth : I know things , Abigail . Abigail : [Trying to keep calm] What things would those be , Goody Proctor ?<< *As Elizabeth* Well ... I know the airspeed velocity of an airbound sparrow ! ..... A what of a what ? So sue me , I haven't watched that movie in ages . >>Elizabeth : [Also trying to keep calm] .... Things of you and John ....<< She knows that they're bonking ! >> A silence . Abigail is still slicing at the vegetables .<< How .... freudian . >>Abigail : [Nervous] T-things of me and J- .. Mr Proctor ?<< *Elizabeth* You bonk , don't you ? HAH ! ... Ahem . >>Elizabeth : Aye , things between you [with rising anger] and my John !! Him and I are joined in wedlock , and you would do well to keep that in mind , Abigail Williams !<< *Elizabeth* John can bonk only ME !! >>Abigail : [Trying not to reveal herself] I ... know not what you speak of ...<< Like hell she doesn't . >>Elizabeth : I know that you are a whore !! Abigail : A whore ?!<< ph33r d4 3/\/\0t10/\/ !!! >> As Abigail expresses her shock , she suddenly spins around to face Elizabeth , chopping knife still in hand . Elizabeth raises an eyebrow , Abigail is trembling .<< She's thinking of bonking !! You can SO feel the tension ... >>Elizabeth : [Delicatly] Aye , a whore . A whore , and a temptress !<< 'Course , if this wasn't a peice of schoolwork , Elizabeth'd be calling Abigail a lot of things , not one of them as delicately put as THIS . >>Abigail : [Still with the knife] I tempt no-one , Goodwife Proctor !! [Glances at the knife , then at Elizabeth]<< *Elizabeth* Didn't stop you and John boinking though , did it ? *Abigail* Well , no .... *Elizabeth* Ah-HAH !! *Abigail* Oops ! >>Elizabeth : I suggest you remove that object from your hand . Abigail : [Almost snarling] I tempt NO-ONE !! [Throws the knife to the floor]<< Well , she removed it ... >>Elizabeth : [Disbeleiving] Oh , aye , so the visits you take to John while he is night-working and you think me asleep are purely platonic ? Abigail : Aye , platonic ! Can not a woman and a man be friends without something smouldering between them ?<< Let's keep it platonic ! >>Elizabeth : I daresay many women and men are friends , but something smoulders between you and my John , still !<< The post-bonk ciggarette most likely . >>Abigail : [Narrowing her eyes] How dare you accuse me of something so ... unholy ?<< Cuz it's true ? >>Elizabeth : Because even someone of poor judgement could have no doubts about the view from the field to the barn !<< Watch with amazement as Tabi makes up plot points as she goes along !! Well , YOU come up with a good way for Elizabeth to find out that John and Abigail are bonking ... >>Abigail : [Disbelieving ; the game is up] You followed ... ! Elizabeth : Aye , I followed . I may be sick , but not sick enough to only walk a short distance ... so you see , I know . Aye , I know .<< I'm sick , you're sick , we're ALL sick !! Elizabeth's ILL , Cameron . That's (we assume) the reason why John was bonking Abigail in the first place . Ah . >>Abigail : [A pained look comes over her face as she decides to employ another strategey] Just because something happened , it does not make it any fault of mine ! [Hugs herself] I had no say in the matter . Elizabeth : [Cold , accusing] I can see past the mask , Abigail . You expect me to beleive that my kind and humble John becomes nothing more than a rapist ? Abigail : A-aye !<< *Smirks* Oooh , controversial . *Winces and shudders* Cama-sama .... Don't call me that . >>Elizabeth : [Still cold and accusing] I can no more beleive that than I could beleive that nothing happened . Aye , something happened , but I daresay that you played more than the equal part also . The kiss I saw exchanged was no forced act .<< Plot points , they're everywhere !! >>Abigail : [Realises that the game really IS up by this point] Alright , I'll deny it for no longer !! Aye , John and I [Elizabeth scowls at Abigail's show of familiarity] were lovers !<< *Abigail* We're lovers !! We bonked like animals in the barn !! Get over it !! >>Elizabeth : You make it sound like it were the past , girl !<< *Abigail* Well , twenty minutes ago ... it's sort of the past , isn't it ? >>Abigail : Oh , how you'd wish for that , Goody Proctor !! But while John keeps company with someome he doesn't love , someone he was mistaken to marry , while he grows more distant to you , I shall be so closer to him . [With smugness] It be not my fault if he prefer me over you . Elizabeth inwardly explodes with silent anger . There is a pregnant pause as Elizabeth tries to - but barely - keep herself from totally losing things with Abigail . After a few moments of inner turmoil , Elizabeth manages to speak . Elizabeth : Leave this house .<< Feel that emotion !! >>Abigail : [With the smug smile frozen on her face] .... what ?<< SHE SAID "LEAVE THIS HOUSE" !!!! >>Elizabeth : Leave this house now , before I remove you from it ! [Anger showing slightly] I will not have something so ungodly here !<< You see , Abigail's really the Antichrist . We discussed that in class , actually ... Whee . >>Abigail : [Realises that , if she doesn't go , she'll be forced into it anyway] Alright , I go . [She leaves the barely-finished dinner , and makes for the door , into the lounge . She is followed by Elizabeth .] Elizabeth : Aye , you go !! [Abigail is at the door] And , beleive me Abigail Williams , I shall make sure that your name become so blackened within this town -<< ..... It'll be like charcoal !! >> Abigail leaves with a slam of the door . Her stamping footsteps can be heard receiding - then the door opens , it is John . He looks at Elizabeth , then back out the door . John : Why's our Abigail off in such a hurry ? Was something forgot ?<< Swoon at John's cameo . Anyone seen the recent film version of The Crucible ? Daniel Day Lewis played John Proctor in that . Rugged *_* Tabi likes rugged blokes . And bishonen . *Whispers in Tabi's ear* Legolas !! Aragorn !! Bishonen !! Ruggedness !! BADDA-BING !! ^-^;; >>Elizabeth : I have put her out , John .<< *Elizabeth , icily* I put her out like the DOG she is !!! She be a bitch ^-^ Ye-es , I was referring to that . Waiii :D ~_~;; >>John : .... ! [Noticing the cold look on Elizabeth's face , and puts two and two together ; he's been discovered] ... Oh God ...<< *Hums the Eastenders theme tune* *Eastenders drumbeats* DUN DUN DUNDUNDUNDUN .... >>*Curtain Falls*<< Yay for the curtain !! Tabi , would I be right that that whole thing was leading up to the Eastenders thing ? You would !! XD .... ^_^; *End*