Alakarda: *folds hands* Welcome back. After “COULD YOU BE MINE?” I felt Suguru-san needed a break. So I browsed the Fushigi Yuugi sections, and found this little gem. “One Night”, a fic so awful that it makes a mockery of one of my favourite pairings. So, I gathered an MSTer from the Universe of Shi Jin Ten Chi Sho – Nuriko: -_- She got me here. Can we just get this over with? I have an Emperor to chase. Alakarda: Right you are, Nuri-san! This fic is R rated, so don’t say I didn’t warn you. Nuriko: But you didn’t – Alakarda: WARNING – this fic is R rated. >>One Night Alakarda: Really, that’s quite an original title. Up there in the golden seats with “Once Upon a Time”. >> It was a rainy night then . Nuriko: *blinkblink* Then...what? >> and hotohori was having a hard time sleeping. Nuriko: ^_~ Damn straight. >> Just then he heard a loud thump on the other room he knew it was Alakarda: GODZILLA! >> Nuriko's room he thought Alakarda: He knew it was Nuriko’s room, he thought? The hell? Nuriko: My room has never been next to Hotohori-sama’s. *wistful sigh* A girl can dream. Alakarda: You’re male. Nuriko: *wistful sigh* So I am. >> something must be wrong w/ him. Alakarda: *twitch* Let’s just skip over that. >> he's so beautiful next to me Nuriko: Something must be wrong with me because I’m beautiful next to him? That’s encouraging. Alakarda: ...So you’re only beautiful when you’re next to him? Nuriko: -.- What a way to kick me when I’m down. >>.. yeah.. not only is he a guy. Alakarda: ... >> a beautiful guy.. wish he was a girl. Nuriko: *splutter* Excuse me? Hotohori-sama is NOT that shallow. >> Hotohori got up and leaned onto the door of Nuriko's room Alakarda: ...that’s a new way of knocking... >> after how many seconds. Nuriko: Five. And a quarter. I was counting. >> "Your highness was raised Alakarda: *snigger* >> full of respect and dignity right?" Alakarda: Respect? When did that happen? >> Hotohori, surprised started to raise his sword Both: *snigger* >> towards the voice. "Whoa it's me emperor. Alakarda: ...Heika the Horse? Nuriko: So it would seem. >>, Alakarda: ^_^ Whee! Random comma. >> why the heck were you peeking in my room, you might as well know that I am a man" Nuriko: Hotohori-sama is narcissistic, but he isn’t STUPID. >> "Yes I know I was just curious Alakarda: (as Hotohori) I’ve never seen another man before. >> I thought I heard something in there" Hotohori replied softly Alakarda: (as Hotohori) I just thought you might have been...well... Nuriko: Yes? Alakarda: (as Hotohori) I mean, it’s not that I’m perverted or anything, but you might have been...well... Nuriko: Yes?! Alakarda: (as Hotohori) ...making toasties. Nuriko: TOASTIES?! Alakarda: ...euphemism. Nuriko: Where did you get that? Alakarda: Try being friends with Yuffie. >> "Well I was drinking and I think I got a little bit on the drunk side Nuriko: (as OOC Nuriko) ...it never usually happens...I mean, drinking, getting drunk... they’re not usually connected, y’know? >> that's why. Alakarda: Since when do you bounce off walls when you’re drunk? Nuriko: ^_^;;;; >>hey why don' t you come join me Nuriko: ^_~ Come here my dear... Alakarda: o.o Nuri-san? Nuriko: Yes? Alakarda: Don’t ever do that again. >>there's more inside". "Yeah. yeah sure" Hotohori said as they went in. Alakarda: I’m lost. Nuriko: Me too. >> "It's long been gone. manhood? Aaaaaah, Nuriko: How sweeeeet! >> No way can I go back there! Alakarda: Back? To manhood? Nuri-san, are you a woman? Nuriko: -_- Why even bother to ask? >>He he , you know what, Alakarda: *knows* What? >> men are cute too rather than having women in bed" Nuriko: ^_^ True, true. Alakarda: *no comment* >>.. "Ahem have you tried it .. I mean sleeping w/ men?" Alakarda: *eyetwitch* >>Hotohori asked stuttering "Yeah lots of times, Nuriko: *indignant* I HAVE NOT! Alakarda: Don’t worry, you’re not saying this. Hotohori’s asking it, while stuttering. Nuriko: Heika’s a slut? Alakarda: So decrees the bad paragraphing. >> well anyway, how 'bout you all mighty emperor bet you didn't have X Nuriko: ...drugs? Alakarda: ^^ If you’re going to take heroin, take ecstasy instead – the lethal dosage rate is much higher. >> while you're still living up to now." Both: Said what now? >> Hotohori didn't reply anymore. Alakarda:...let’s just assume they stopped talking. Nuriko: Yes. Why yes, they did. >>"S sorry Alakarda: ...yes, Nuriko, sorry begins with the letter S! WELL DONE! >> 'bout that emperor" Nuriko said coming close to him. Alakarda: *snigger* >> "I just have to blow it off Both: *snigger* >> my chest" Nuriko: I will not enquire as to the anatomical precision of “blowing off your chest”. >> he said placing his hands on Hotohori's face Alakarda: And clawing his eyes out. >>"loving a man doesn't mean it's bad" Alakarda: No, it just means that a lot of fangirls will crowd at your windows to watch you make out. ^_^ >> continued Nuriko his mouth near him . Nuriko: My mouth is always near me. It is, I like to think, firmly attached. >> the emperor was thinking what to do he could let Nuriko take him Both: YES. >> but he loved Miaka Both: NO. >> ... but there's no harm in trying. Nuriko: Heika-sama is NOT just a sexual tourist! >> Nuriko started kissing Hotothori Alakarda: No, but apparently “Hotothori” is. >> while slowly sliding Both: ??? >> and taking off his clothes Nuriko: ^-^ >> .."I promise I'll be careful with Alakarda: (as OOC Nuriko) The bed. I don’t think it can take our combined weight. >> you emperor". Nuriko can't take it anymore and he started to go down on him... Hotohori moaned and groaned with delight and gladness Alakarda: And the MSTers smacked their heads against the wall with pain and agony... >>. . . . He never felt this way before not with Miaka Nuriko: Did Miaka sleep with Heika-sama? Alakarda: In this fic, she did. >> he begged for more and Nuriko knew this is going to be the first and last Both: *blink**blink, blink* Alakarda: ...the said what now? >> so he intended this to be an unforgettable experience. Nuriko's first night with a first timer and an emperor. Nuriko: AT THE SAME TIME?! ^_~ Fun for Nuri-chan... >> What a night of excitement and fun. Alakarda: And badly-written fics, and stories that really have not been worked out that well. >>Hotohori sure was begging for more Nuriko: So you said. >> and Nuriko's thrusts became faster and faster then and there Nuriko's cum exploded inside of Hotohori . Was Nuriko ever been in this situation ever? Nuriko: Actually I haven’t, but since this fic labels me a manwhore... >> No way, Now hotohori never felt this way before and he wanted more, more. Alakarda:...What happened to Hotothori? >> Nuriko knew it and started kissing his dick Alakarda: How the hell would he reach it? Nuriko: I...don’t know. >> and he thought "So big, never thought it was this big " Nuriko: *giggle* >> Then hotohori's cum exploded inside Nuriko's mouth Nuriko: -_- Will you STOP with the explosions? >> this challenged Nuriko more than ever. He started laying on the back of the emperor and placed his dick inside Hotohori's anus . hotohori groaned in pain while nuriko was chanting "be a man" over and over again. Both: ... Alakarda: I’m not even gonna ask. >> Nuriko started thrusting his, inside of hotohori again Nuriko: My...what? Alakarda: *opens her mouth* Nuriko: *THWACK* Alakarda: @_@ >> and harder and harder it went until another set of cum appeared. Nuriko:...I take it back. The explosions were better. >> Nuriko was dead Nuriko: Wishful thinking. >> tired after all that happened, they both kissed while remembering how they enjoyed every moment of their X . Alakarda: ...and again the drugs pop up. >> There they ended their night of endless fantasy. Alakarda: @__@ The redundancy hurts my eeeeeyes... Nuriko: *pats* Breathe.