[SPECIAL WARNING: This is a VERY EVIL LEMON. It contains rape (to be specific, anal 
rape), blood, bestiality, violence, dark humor, and other things that might offend 
people. If you do not like this kind of stuff, then please leave right now. If you 
read this and then bitch to me that you didn't like it, I will personally torch your 
genitals.]
{Usual Disclaimer:  This story contains sexual content and should not be  read by 
those under 18 and/or those who are offended by such things. If you do not like this 
kind of thing, do not read this and then bitch that you were offended, or there will 
be hell to pay. But if you do enjoy this stuff and/or are 18 and older, enjoy!}



"A painful surprise"
         or
"Why you should never piss off a Snorlax"
  by Sara Jaye
[m/m, bestiality, N/C, rape, blood, anal, oral, cumshots, m/f, cons]

	"Fuck, where am I?" the chestnut-haired girl muttered to herself. She was 
just trying to find the caves on Mt. Moon when she had gotten lost. And this was not 
sompleace you wanted to be lost-it was dark, and very quiet-eerily quiet. Like 
something could just come out of nowhere and attack her. The girl sighed and 
continued walking-until she hit a block.
	Or to be more accurate, a small hill.
	She blinked, then immediately recognized it as a Snorlax. Normally, she would 
be nervous about disturbing a sleeping Pokémon. But the only way a Snorlax could be 
awakened was if someone played a Pokéflute. So she had nothing to worry about.
	Or so she thought. Apparently, this Snorlax was not like others.
	Before she knew what was going on, the girl was shoved to the ground and 
smacked. She groaned as she passed out cold, and the next few minutes were a blur.
	Meanwhile, a guy was walking around and stumbled on a dark, almost eerie 
forest. "Dammit! Well, guess I have to cross through here...stupid out-of-date map," 
he said, annoyed.
	Meanwhile, the girl was just beginning to regain conciousness. She was a 
mess-her clothes were torn, her hair was messed up, and she was bleeding and in pain. 
"Oww..." she winced, managing to pick herself up and get the hell outta there. Just 
then, she smashed into yet another being-a human.
	"Ah! Sorry," the guy said. "It's ok-just a warning, DO NOT GO THROUGH THAT 
FOREST!" she said. "Why not?" "You will be beaten and raped by a rabid and horny 
Snorlax!" she cried. The guy just shrugged. "Ah, come on. Snorlax doesn't wake up 
just to rape others," he said. The girl shrugged. "Ok, fine, but don't say I didn't 
warn you..." she cautioned. The guy continued walking into the forest.
	Half an hour later, it began to get dark out. And Rob (the guy)  was still 
there. "Might as well crash here for the night," he said to himself. Just then, he 
bumped into something-a Snorlax. "Woah," he thought, "the girl said this forest had 
some rabid, horny Snorlax in it...but this is just _a_ Snorlax, it doesn't that bad 
to me." Nevertheless, he figured it wouldn't even blink-after all, it would only wake 
up with the Pokéflute. Or so he thought.
	"Ah! What the hell is this!?" he yelped. Something had just grabbed him and 
shoved him to the ground. He looked up and couldn't believe what he was seeing.
	The Snorlax. And it looked very annoyed that Rob had disturbed his sleep. It 
glared at him, and was about to render him unconcious, but then it decided that could 
wait. Instead, the massive Pokémon stood over his victim and grinned evilly. "What 
are you going to do?" Rob sweatdropped. The Snorlax said nothing, then proceeded to 
rip Rob's clothing off, leaving him naked and shuddering in fear. "Ah! Please don't 
shoot! I'll never bother you again!" he yelped, only to be silenced by a glare. The 
pokémon then  revealed his sex organ, which appeared to be around 13 inches long, 
1.5 inches wide, and was hard as an Onix. Rob could almost tell what would come 
next. "Ok...just make it quick...please!" he whimpered. The Snorlax just grinned 
sinisterly, then shoved Rob to the ground. Rob was shaking in fear as the huge 
Pokémon stood over him, and then he noticed that this huge penis was right above his 
ass! Rob would have tried to run, but it was useless. 
	The next thing he knew, the Snorlax had forced his huge dick into Rob's ass, 
causing him to yell in pain and to bleed. Rob lay on the ground as the Snorlax pumped 
his dick in and out fast and mercilessly. Blood was pouring from his ass. The huge 
pokémon just kept raping Rob's ass, enjoying the sights of blood and pain as his huge 
member stretched Rob's anus out more and more with every thrust. Rob had never 
thought anal sex could be this painful. He'd only had one experience like this, when 
him and an attractive female friend of his had gotten stoned and he'd let her fuck 
him with her strap-on dildo. That had hurt, but at least the dildo didn't make him 
bleed so much. The Snorlax's cock was not only much bigger than the dildo, but now he 
could practically feel the blood pouring out of his ass. And the Snorlax was not 
going to let up anytime soon. He could feel the huge cock thrusting in and out faster 
every second, and it was obvious the pokémon was going to come soon. Sure enough, 
about 10 seconds later, he felt the penis thrust to the hilt inside him, then a 
strange warmth as the Snorlax released his load. He shot for about 5 seconds, then 
pulled out. Rob felt the blood and spooge leaking from his now very reamed out anus. 
It hurt like hell, but at least now he could leave. Or so he thought.
	After he got up, he was about to get cleaned up and dressed, but the Snorlax 
stopped him. Rob sighed. "Look, you got me. I learned my lesson, what more do you 
want from me?" The pokémon guestured towards his half-soft but still huge member. 
Then he smirked at Rob. Rob blinked. "What are you saying?" he asked. The Snorlax 
sweatdropped and did it again. Rob was still confused. Finally, the Snorlax pushed 
his member against Rob's mouth firmly.
	He got the message. He opened his mouth and slowly began to take in as much 
of it as he could. It was so big he was lucky he got half of it in, and he almost 
gagged. But he began sucking anyway. He started off slow, but after a few scratches 
from the Snorlax he went faster. He felt like he was going to either choke on the 
huge penis or throw up. But he just kept sucking, swirling his toungue over the organ 
and massaging the pokémon's huge balls. He continued until he could feel his rapist's 
balls tighten, a sign that he was about to climax. A second later, he did. Rob 
instinctively swallowed what he could of it, trying not to throw up as the bitter 
liquid went down his throat. Then the Snorlax pulled his penis out of Rob's mouth 
and did something even more unexpected-he shot his remainind semen all over his face. 
Rob stifled a yelp as the warm substance hit him. But the strangest thing was when 
he looked down and saw his own member as hard as an Onix.
	"How can I be turned on by this? This was as painful as hell!" he thought. 
But he was. His attacker noticed and merely smirked. He stomped, and a Nidorina came 
running over. The Snorlax gave her a look, and she nodded. The Nidorina then bounded 
over to Rob and began to suck him off. Rob was ecstatic. For the first time since 
this whole ordeal, he was actually getting something good! Ok, so he normally would 
have preferred something other than a Nidorina, but this wasn't bad. She was actually 
quite skilled at it, a sign that she must have sucked off a human before. He groaned 
a little as the pokémon continued to suck on his erect member, feeling his balls 
swell. He felt like he was going to explode any second, but held it. A few seconds 
before he was about to lose it, though, the Nidorina pulled off of his cock. 
Rob blinked, then realized she was obviously trying to torture him. He decided he'd 
had enough torture and with a groan, released it all over the small pokémon's face. 
To his surprised, she just smiled and let the cum drip down her face. Rob smirked. 
"So, ya like cumshots, huh?" he said. She nodded and began to lick the stuff off her 
lips. He smiled as he watched her, the pain in his ass beginning to subside. 
	After the Nidorina had gotten most of the cum off of her, she rubbed against 
his leg. "You're really good at this. Have you done it before?" Rob asked. She 
nodded. She then told him, in her own language, that the Snorlax was actually her 
pimp, as well as that of several other pokémon in this forest. He usually raped 
humans, then sent out a Vulpix, Pikachu, Sandslash, or even a Jigglypuff to service 
them. "Hmm...want to come with me? I'd probably be a better master than that 
Snorlax," he offered. The Nidorina smiled and hopped over to one of ths pokéballs 
near Rob's bag. She then pressed the button and allowed herself to be sucked in. Rob 
gathered his things and headed to the nearby stream to get cleaned up. After he did 
this, he put his clothes back on and left the forest. "Guess that girl was right...
this forest is a dangerous place." He was surprised that the pain in his ass was 
actually close to being gone. He smiled a little, then checked his map. There was a 
pokémon center about 10 miles from here. He began to walk in the direction of it, 
after reading the map over very carefully. He thought about what had just happened. 
He'd been beaten and raped, but ended up with a new pokémon and part-time slut. 
"Well, if you snip out the being assraped and forced to swallow jizm, this wasn't 
too bad," he thought.
  ~End


Wow, that ended a lot differently than I figured it would!

So, that's my first evil lemon for ya. I may write another one of these sometime-I've 
already written an interesting scene that will most likely become one. This was 
indeed rather strange, and a bit disturbing...yet also fun to write for some reason. 
O_o :P

Cya! ^^