Well, this is one of my more 'quality' 2-minute lemons, with more of a plot. I have removed the Fuck Bomb (copyright Lunar Knight X ^_^), which is from now on reserved for the purely insane stuff. Enjoy the new, improved, "The Nurse and I" {Disclaimer: This story contains sexual content and should not be read by those under 18 and/or those who are offended by such things. If you do not like this kind of thing, do not read this and then bitch that you were offended, or there will be hell to pay. But if you do enjoy this stuff and/or are 18 and older, enjoy!} "I'm horny," James said. Jessie rolled her eyes. "Men! All you think about is sex, sex, and more sex!" she complained, and stormed off. "Bitch," James muttered. And he was still horny. "I gotta get laid, otherwise I'm gonna fuck a Nidorina!" he said. He sighed, then unzipped his pants and began to jiggle the Jigglypuff. But he was still horny. Just then, a Raticate screamed. James turned around and saw that it had badly injured its paw. "Where's Brock and the others when you really need them?" he thought. But the trio was off on their own "quest". "Might as well bring it to the Pokémon center." And he headed for the center. Joy saw him come in and was about to call the police when she noticed the Raticate in his arms. "Who cares if the guy's a Rocket, this Pokémon needs care!" Once Raticate had been fixed up and was recovering, she came back out. But she was feeling a bit horny...James had failed to zip his pants when he had walked in, and she could see his erection, which was hard as an Onix, very well. She tried to get the image out of her mind, but it was no use. She began to rub herself through her panties, then slipped her hand under them and fingered herself. James saw this and walked over. "You're horny too?" he asked. "Yeah," Joy admitted. They stared at each other. Then James pulls off his clothes until he was only in his boxers. Joy stripped down to her bra and panties, and the 2 of them started making out. James's erection grew, and Joy's panties were very moist. James moved his hands down and began to massage her tits. "Let me get this outta your way," Joy said, and unstrapped her bra. She let it fall to the floor, revealing her firm, ample breasts. James continued massaging them, and then started licking her erect nipples. Joy moaned, bringing her hand to James's dick and stroking it. Her pussy was now moist as a Magikarp, and her panties were drenched. "James, I can't stand it any longer," she said. "Me either," James said. They walked into one of the rooms and lay down on the bed. "Now...I believe we mentioned brining this to the next level?" Joy asked seductively. James grinned, then slowly removed Joy's sticking-wet panties. Joy spread her legs to give James better access to her. "Now...where shall I begin?" he asked. He ran his fingers across her cunt, and slowly slid 2 of them in. Joy moaned sharply as the male Rocket fingered her. It felt so much better than her own fingers, and she moaned loudly as he stroked her clit. After a few minutes, James removed his fingers and put his head between her legs. Joy put her wet, swollen crotch in front of his mouth, and he stuck his tongue inside her, licking like crazy and setting her cunt on fire. Joy moaned loudly, even more when James licked over her clit. The pleasure was building in her vagina, and she could feel it in her lower stomach as well. James continued licking, and put a hand on her lower stomach, as if he knew it would set her off. Joy felt the pleasure swell up inside her, and her pussy muscles tightened. James pressed his mouth and face harder against her as she climaxed. James licked the cum off of his mouth and fingers. "Mmm....you sure taste sweet," he said. "Thank you," Joy said. All this time, James's dick was harder than ever, and was about to rip through his boxers. Joy saw this and got a look in her eye. "I think I should repay you for that..." she said. James grinned. Joy yanked his boxers off and began to lick and suck on his hard-as-an-Onix penis. James groaned, and even more as Joy began deephroating him and massaging his balls. She continued the blowjob for several more minutes. James's balls felt like they had swollen to twice their normal size, and his penis was about to blow his seed into her mouth. Joy sucked and massaged a bit harder, and finally James came in her mouth and on her face. Joy swallowed as much as she could, enjoying the taste of his cum. The 2 of them were now hornier than ever. Joy lay down on her back, and James on top. "Ready?" James asked. "Yes!" Joy wanted that throbbing penis inside her that minute. James slowly entered his rock-hard dick into her tight cunt. Joy moaned sharply. James pumped in and out slowly at first, then fast and hard. Joy thrusted her hips in time with his fucking. They were both nearing orgasm fast. Then, without warning, James climaxed, and half a second later, Joy came too. James let out a grunt while Joy simply let out a scream. Then they just lay on the bed, breathing hard and covered in orgasmic fluids. "That was fun," James said. "Yeah," Joy breathed. They got dressed, cleaned up, then James decided that he should be on his way. "Ok. Guess I'll see you around. And by the way-you were great," Joy said. "Thanks. So were you," James said. They kissed, then James picked up his stuff and walked out the door. Maybe they would run into each other again one day....who knows?