I'm sure a lot of you remember my time as Master of the 2-minute lemon. That ended after a huge flamewar with some people who did not care for them. Here are 3 of my works from that time period. :P --- Short 1: Yoink! (Don't ask why it's called this. :P) I was in a silly mood and just came up with this crazy story. Don't ask about the title, as I've got no real answer except the fact that I am insane. It is based on the lemon series "Pokémon: The next Pikachu!", and anything from that series that is used in here, I give Shadow full creidt for. ^_^ (See Credits) Ash, Misty, and Brock were sitting around their hotel room. They were all horny. Ash and Misty tore their clothes off and began fucking like wild Nidorans. "Damn! Now I've got no one to screw!" Brock complained. Then Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny walked in and stripped to their underwear. Brock's penis bcame as hard as an Onix. He ran over and yanked Jenny and Joy's panties down. They all lay on the bed and began screwing. Then Jessie and James walked in and started fucking. Misty gave Ash a blowjob, and he came all over her face. Then she spread her legs and Ash shoved his dick into her tight pussy and started pumping. Brock was fingering Jenny while Pikachu fucked Misty's ass. Meowth had tried fucking a raw potato, which was rather painful. Vulpix got out of her Pokéball and she and Meowth started fucking. James pulled out of Jessie and immediately began screwing Joy. "Now I've got no one!" Jessie whined. Pikachu was fucking his sluts, and then Abra came in with a lot of Vulpix. Ash and Misty continued fucking till they came, then Misty and Abra bgan fucking. Ash picked out a Vulpix and started to fuck it. It was looking at him, but that wasn't bothering him, because he was so damn horny. Brock stopped screwing Jenny and started fucking a Vulpix, then Joy and Jenny began licking each other. "Cool! Lesbos!" Pikachu said. Jessie began to finger herself to orgasm. Then a Machoke came in, caught the smell on the crotch area of Jessie's panties, then got a boner. Jessie walked over. "Wow...that thing must be 10 inches!" she said. She started to suck on it, and Machoke cummed all over her face. Then they started fucking. Then the cast of "Kitty Orgy" came in and started fucking. Cloud, Tifa, Aries, and Yuffie came in. Cloud and Tifa started fucking on one of the beds, Yuffie gave James a blowjob, and Ash and Aries started fucking all over the room. Then Pikachu ran over to Yuffie and started to fuck her ass, while Jessie and Brock were fucking. Charmander and the Flareon came in and started fucking their brains out. Pikachu shocked Cloud and started fucking Tifa. "Hey! Stupid rat, get the fuck off her!" Cloud smacked Pikachu. Pikachu shocked him. "Damn!" yelled Cloud. "What the hell," he said, and stuck his dick into a Vulpix. Then the Animaniacs ran in, stole all the pictures of tits, jerked off, came all over the floor, and ran out. Everyone yelled "Dammit! Now we got Monkey Kid cum in here!" Then they fucked all night long. FuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuck FuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuck FuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuck FuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuck FuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckSquirtFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckF uckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckSlipFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckF uckFuckFuckSplat! ----End----