Short 3: Invasion! 
Man, I haven't written one of thses in a while! 


(Note: I wrote this thing back when I hated Saber and Marcus's guts. Now I find 
them annoying, but they are at least funny. So this lemon is not meant to 
offend them. If it does, sorry. And Saber is right. This thing does suck. :P) 


    Ash, Misty, Brock, and Caroline (remember her?) were lying around their 
office and got horny. But they were being invaded by some horny Furbies. "Me 
Fuk Yu!" one said. Brock blew its head off. "Yu All Suk." Another one tried to 
smack Misty, who smashed it with her Mallet. Another was humping Ash's leg, so 
he blew it up. Another one got sliced to bits with Caroline's blade. Jessie and 
James came in and saw this, so Jessie got her own Mallet and James grabbed his 
yardstick. "DIE!" they all yelled as they killed Furbies right and left. 
Finally, all the annoying Furbies were dead. 
     "I dunno about you but i'm still horny," Brock said. The others were also 
horny, so they ripped their clothes off and started having sex. And then as if 
that wasn't enough fucking, the Pokémon got into their own little orgy! 
And they fucked all night long: 
<insert Lunar Knight X's Fuck Bomb> 
FuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuck 
FuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuck 
FuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuck- 
<Door opens and in walks {Insert Name That Sounds Incredibly Like Lunar Saber}> 
 "I see you are all fucking like it's some kind of 2-minute lemon again. 
Shouldn't you have learned your lesson?" he said in a stupid, annoying monotone 
voice. "Shut up, {ISNTSILLS}!" Ash yelled. "You people are so stupid." 
{ISNTSILLS} stood there glaring. And as if THAT wasn't enough, {Inseet Name 
That Sounds Incredibly Like Marcus Yu} walked in. "So, we got another useful, 
on topic post! Not for long!" he yelled, and started trolling and crossposting. 
"FUCK OFF!" Caroline shouted at them, but {ISNTSILMY} and {ISNTSILLS} were too 
busy crossposting, spamming, trolling, and sucking (no, not THAT way!). The 
gang just muttered angrily. "Stupid trolls." 
<SMASH! SaraJ comes storming in, angry> 
   "{ISNTSILMY} and {ISNTSILLS}! I shoulda known it was you 2 crossposting that 
spam to AGNPH again!" she snarled. "It is not our fault. You are writing 
another stupid 2-minute lemon and that is stupid," {INTSILLS} said. "And that 
was supposed to be some kinda insult, right?" she said. "Bitch! We own Usenet 
and will troll and spam AGNPH, AGNP, AGFF, AGFFH and all the other NGs we want 
to and you can't stop us!" said {ISNTSILMY}. SaraJ glared, then threw her 
Disguise Pen in the air. "Hentai Star Power!" she yelled. Within a few minutes, 
she was replaced by Sailor SaraJ, Master of the 2-Minute Lemon. "AH! It's 
Sailor SaraJ, Master of the 2-Minute Lemon!" {ISNTSILMY} and {ISNTSILLS} 
yelled. "Oh, you are smart to figure that out, you morons!" Sailor SaraJ 
smirked. "Now on behalf of AGNPH, I'll punish you spammers!" she declared. And 
with that she lit a lemon bomb and threw it. 
Lemon!Lemon!Lemon!Lemon!Lemon!Lemon!LLemon!Lemon!Lemon!Lemon!Lemo 
n!Lemon!Lemon!Lemon!Lemon!Lemon!Lemon!LLemon!Lemon!Lemon!Lemon!Lemon 
Lemon!Lemon!Lemon!Lemon!Lemon!LLemon!Lemon!Lemon!Lemon!Lemon!Lemon!Lemon!L 
emon!Lemon!Lemon!Lemon! 
  "AHHHHH!!!!" {ISNTSILMY} and {ISNTSILLS} yelled as they were blown out the 
window. "YES!" the others yelled. Sailor SaraJ grinned. "Looks like they 
interrputed your orgy," she said. "Want to join?" Brock asked. "Sure." So 
Sailor 
SaraJ joined the orgy and they fucked all night long: 
FuckFuckFuck-ah, screw it, 
you get the idea. 
  -End-